Personally i talk to my thermos but sometimes it does whatever it wants!

"yes" *whoosh*

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“THE LAWS OF PHYSICS HAVE NOTHING ON ME”

THIS MADE ME START LAUGHING IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS LMAOOOOAOOOO

L O N E L Y A N D S T U P I D (the bully not the person)

If I have kids, this is what I want to be signing up for.

I hate that I have done this around twice a year

Like a vegan going to a BBQ

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Friendly piece of advice: don’t call me at 3 am if you want to keep those legs of yours

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Why not a camel at least? Why lion? 🤔

Could happen if born before and after midnight

I apologize on my country's behalf.

I mean there is an American baseball team there

I'm guessing he was drunk.

I have noticed that in the USA geography is not taught very well. I barely graduated high school in Italy, but I am a genius compared to American general knowledge of geography. And History, and English, Physics, Astronomy... I am starting to think there may be a problem with the education system.

We were in the USA and my kids (Australian) aged 10 and 12 had been talking to a man for 20 mins when he asked them where they were from. They told him , Australia, and he then asked if they spoke English!

No big surprise there. I'm always dumbfounded at how little Americans know about us in Canada.

I (Canadian) was in Boston once for a school band trip, and one of the judges of the competition asked our teacher, "Do they speak English, or only Canadian?" Like, f**k off bud, we, ya know, talk normally like the f****n' rest of ya total hosers...

This is probably more common than you think. Americans know very little about geography. Washington State and Washington D.C. are the same thing to many, as is the State of New Mexico and the country of Mexico. They're flummoxed when they are corrected.

A lot of Americans are geographically challenged. I was asked so many questions when I lived there. UK native.

In our defense, i do get plenty of calls at my job making the same mistake about Buffalo being in Canada. Its not a country thing, it is a stupid person thing.

One of the great mysteries of the universe.

🙈

that's when I slowly distance myself...

Tbf the American Studies system sucks. I've seen a YouTuber who asked Americans on omegal to name a few countries in Alphabetical form, which they failed obviously.

To be fair I often mix the words for elevator and bus in my language.

Reminds me of that XKCD comic where completing Mavis Beacon unlocks capital numbers.

Lucky guess

"No, this is a copy of my latest screenplay. What do you think?"

A friend of mine could just pop one out and have a gander at it. Rather alarming when you find it out the first time.

What a dumb question. Everyone knows they don’t have birthdays in Korea. They just sort of slowly appear and it’s hard to tell the beginning date

Many people say that to be polite. Still annoying, though

I had a coworker whose religion banned tattoos. Every two weeks she went to someone and had a new henna design drawn on because she loved body art. They were often multicolored because she loved flowers. Depending where the question was asked, it may have been a legitimate query.

You’re imagining it, now go back to sleep

"No, I just drink A LOT of beer."

There was a strange phase in the early 2000s where girls who could see fine would buy non-prescription glasses from Claire's to look smart.

pAiNtInG oN oNe SiDe Is So TaCkY

Not fast enough, obviously.

I dunno. Coincidence, I guess