Personally i talk to my thermos but sometimes it does whatever it wants!

"yes" *whoosh*

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“THE LAWS OF PHYSICS HAVE NOTHING ON ME”

THIS MADE ME START LAUGHING IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS LMAOOOOAOOOO

L O N E L Y A N D S T U P I D (the bully not the person)

If I have kids, this is what I want to be signing up for.

I hate that I have done this around twice a year

Like a vegan going to a BBQ

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Friendly piece of advice: don’t call me at 3 am if you want to keep those legs of yours

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Why not a camel at least? Why lion? 🤔

Could happen if born before and after midnight

I apologize on my country's behalf.

To be fair I often mix the words for elevator and bus in my language.

Reminds me of that XKCD comic where completing Mavis Beacon unlocks capital numbers.

I NEED TO YELL IN NUMBERS

That’s one nice amount of likes

I sometimes refer to the % sign as "upper case 5" because it's easier than explaining where it is on the keyboard... (my keyboard has no printing on it)

Now I'm curious to see how lowercase numbers are supposed to look.

number are always... always... upper. everyone knows that... she's so dumb! gosh!

Many, many years ago, I did a stint in the financial sector. Had I taken advantage of all the times a customer voluntarily gave me their PIN, I'd be living in Shangri-La.

Uppercase 1 is a 2

ǹ̴̘̲̅̿̔ư̶̧͙̻̤̥͚̺̱̫̗̈́̌͊͋̃̽̌͌͊͜͜͝ͅͅḿ̴̧̡̜̝͓̝̳̻͇̯̗͔̼̀̏́͑̊͛͊̍b̴̛̜̔͒̍̕ȇ̵̢̙̲͎̘̬͙͕͍̻̝̱̭̦̪̌́͒̈́̄̄̂͛̉̃̚ŗ̴͙̱͇̠̇̾s̴̛͙̄̏̒̓̑͑̄͘͠͝ͅ ̵̡̡̛͍͙̫̱̼̤͖͉̮͍̩́̌̈̍̀́̅̔̊̃̔͘̚͘c̶̥̈̄̅̈̂̓̿́̆͊̀̕̕̕a̴̙͖̦͈͒͐̽̌̋̆͐͒͂̕̕n̴̛̗͐͛́͐̐̑̃̓̈́͝ ̸̲̩̣͙͚̏͛̃̌͂̊̒́̓̋̑̚͜͝ǹ̸̡̖̣̩͉͓͇̋͗́͒̔̐̌͋́̈́͜͜͝ę̴̧̗͇̙̪̟̗̙͊͛̀̿̀̿͐̓́̑̑̊̚͝͠ͅv̸̛͙̻̄́̋̐̓̂̋͆̀̿̚͝ȩ̴̛͍̤̣̜̖̮̮̲̫̯͂͆̂̎͊̓̍͠ͅr̸͇͔̙̙͉̫̓́̅̊̓́ ̶̢̹͓͖͈͕͎̝͓͖̜͓̹͈͓̓̀̑͐̍̈͋́̄͐̏̃̕͝b̵̢̡̛̛͇̗͉̦̲̟̜̲͓̩͇̬̉́̉̋̅̆̕͝͝͝ȩ̴͈̠̰̬̹͔͙̱̯̣̬̾̄͑̀̎̈̐͒̐͆́̂͜ͅ ̵̢̳̯̥̤̤̯̬͗̄̅̇͆͗͂͋͛͝ḱ̶̨̢͍̣̜̾̐̉̀͛̏̏̔̃̆̓̒n̵̡̠̝̰͙̳̦̠͕̓̓̇̑͑͒̎̈̕͘͘͘ọ̴̇́̍̿̏̅͋̐̂̋͠͝w̶̨͈͔͓̯̙̪̪̙̹̯̫͊́͒͊̽͐̊̾͘͝n̸͎̫͓͖̼͉͔̲̲̩̺̰̺̂̆̈́͑͘͝͝ͅ ̶̡̛͇̦̦͔̫̦̫̍̽̔̚͝w̴̧̥͓̗̞̞̰̲̹̰̱͖̘̩͐̄́̈́̅̆́͗̌̀̅͘͠ͅḩ̶͎̼̜̝͔͖͆͂͜ę̴̠̮̦̙̤̿t̵̛͚̻̏̑̄̔́ḩ̶̝̫͔̬̘̗͍̝̰̼̟̥̂̾̒́̐̔͂̀͐͐̀è̴̗̥̘̟͉͎̋̽̂̇ŗ̴̡̨̧̩͇̹̯̮̙̪̟̓̌̀͠ͅ ̷̡̢̛̳̻̭̣͈̖͎̯̅̀̑̒̓̊̊̊̆̌̽͜͝ͅṭ̷̦̺̺͈̻͕̉̅̈́͘ǒ̴̼͍̰̬̫̙͌̅̋͂̄̉͘̚͝ ̸̡̭͓̭͘͝b̷̜̐̿̏͆̈́̂̚ę̵̡̠̰͎͔̣͙̤̬͙̜̹̓́̅͘ ̷͎͌͑ļ̷̛̪̫̖͚̖̮̦̩̜̮̽͒͂̄͆͋̈́̈̂̐̒̅̈o̴͔̳̬̬͕̻̩̙͇̥̰͉͘w̶̨̢̰̻͇̬̰̹̻̦͇̄̾̔̈́̄̈́̑̈̅͝ė̴͇̃̀̈́̋̀̊̅̐ͅr̴̢͔̤̫̜̦̙͙̪͇͖̝̻͚̓̾̑̒̽c̸͍͚̀a̵̮̫̙̻͗̈̊͊͊̾̈́̽̈́̍͝͠ͅş̵̧̡̛̥̪̫͈̹̦̝̞͓͕͙͍̀̆̓̌͌͌͆̔̆̓̉ě̴̛̬͚̙̱̮̮̓̊̇͋ ̶̡̤͙̼͔̜̪̹̼̱͚̭͍̔̓̿͐̽̈́̆̒̚o̵͎̯̫̗̺̥̥̐́̒̾̆͋̈͂̋̏́͗̇̊͝r̴̃́̎̎͐̑́̑̈̆̀͂͗͝

Lucky guess

"No, this is a copy of my latest screenplay. What do you think?"

A friend of mine could just pop one out and have a gander at it. Rather alarming when you find it out the first time.

What a dumb question. Everyone knows they don’t have birthdays in Korea. They just sort of slowly appear and it’s hard to tell the beginning date

Many people say that to be polite. Still annoying, though

I had a coworker whose religion banned tattoos. Every two weeks she went to someone and had a new henna design drawn on because she loved body art. They were often multicolored because she loved flowers. Depending where the question was asked, it may have been a legitimate query.

You’re imagining it, now go back to sleep

"No, I just drink A LOT of beer."

There was a strange phase in the early 2000s where girls who could see fine would buy non-prescription glasses from Claire's to look smart.

pAiNtInG oN oNe SiDe Is So TaCkY

Not fast enough, obviously.

I dunno. Coincidence, I guess