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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids In my career working at Public Schools I've had two separate children named Tequila Mockingbird. Absolutely unrelated, across the state from each other, but it's weird that it happened twice.

mjn73178 , Katerina Holmes Report

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204points

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Tequila Mockingbird?

43points

To learn more about how this conversation started in the first place, we reached out to Reddit user Corollo_Bro_91, who posed the question, "What is the dumbest name you've ever heard someone give their child?" Lucky for us, he was happy to have a chat with Bored Panda.

"I decided to ask the question after hearing about some of the silly names my mother was telling me about that she heard from clients at her job," he shared. "My mother took a claim from a client who named her son and daughter King and Queen Majesty." But that's not the only silly name the OP has heard before. "My girlfriend told me her boss just had a baby and is going to name it Iam Magic," he added.

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I knew triplets named Cinnamon, Rosemary, and Paprika. People called them "the Spice Girls."

Upper-Job5130 , rahmani KRESNA Report

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204points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

That's cute!

60points

A motorcycle enthusiast named his son Harley, because that made him Harley, David’s son.

Build68 Report

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MasterProcrastinator 1 year ago

Smart

58points

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Felonie. I’ve been downvoted a lot on Reddit for sharing this because people never believe it’s a real name someone would give a kid. But it is lol

FartAttack911 , Annushka Ahuja Report

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194points

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Susan Green 1 year ago

I absolutely believe this.

40points

As far as where these names come from, Corollo_Bro_91 says, "I think parents name their kids silly things because they want them to have 'unique' names to be different, but in the end, they just come across as dumb."

We also asked the OP what he advises parents think about before naming their children. "I think parents need to consider how naming their child could affect their social or school life. I've known some people who were bullied horrendously at school for having strange names," he shared.

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I do contract-based IT work. Implementation when hospitals buy each other out, stuff like that. Last week I was working with an office manager named MORONICA.

Ko_DaBomb , ThisIsEngineering Report

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183points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

I've definitely worked with people I would've liked to call Moronica! :) I wonder if her parents just didn't know how to spell Monica? Poor woman.

54points

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Pubert.

OrangeDied , Paramount pictures Report

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172points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

???? That's just cruel!

55points

TheLastNoteOfFreedom Report

Any time I see a young girl named Nevaeh, I immediately assume she’s the unintended product of a very young single mom barely making ends meet.

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171points

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Mimi777 1 year ago

They never fail to tell you that it’s heaven spelled backyards.

123points

And when it comes to what Corollo_Bro_91 thought about the replies to his post, he told Bored Panda, "Some of the answers I got were extremely saddening. I really hope those kids can get through childhood without being made fun of."

My partner is a midwife, she once looked after a couple who were intending to call their daughter “Urethra” - they didn’t know what it meant and just “liked how it sounds”.

She had to politely, professionally, give them a quick anatomy lesson.

six44seven49 Report

Final score:

163points

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ILoveMySon 1 year ago

Phew. That child dodged a bullet.

84points

#10

Wife worked in a bank. Had a regular customer named Dextrose. Always wondered if he had siblings Sucrose and Fructose.

akgt94 Report

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150points

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Lotekguy 1 year ago

Turned out to be a serial killer, inflicting diabetes on his victims.

55points

#11

So checking ID, I hear the girls friends calling her Olivia. It was not spelt Olivia. It was spelt Ahliviyah. Why do this to people. You make them waste so much of their lives having to spell their names for people when it could have been a spelling everyone knows!

Fun_Macaron5597 Report

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Brenda 1 year ago

They make it impossible for people to pronounce correctly, then get mad when mispronounced it.n

55points

#12

Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyana. The birth certificate over two feet long. The girl's mom named her that just so she could get in the Guinness Book of World Records and get famous. I guess it worked because she has been interviewed on Oprah with her daughter and was semi well known for a while. Supposedly her daughter went and got her name legally changed as soon as she turned 18.

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147points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Good for the daughter, you'd think ALL these mis-named kids would do that!

97points

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#13

Slinky...the parents both loved slinky toys, could do all kinds of things with them, so that's what they named their little girl. It was her real name, my sister was her teacher. There should be a law against stupid parents like this.

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146points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

There should be!

47points

#14

Jenna is not so bad, until your last name is Side.

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146points

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Verena 1 year ago

Googled for all whose mothertongue isn't English (or less fluent): Pronounced properly it sounds like genocide

39points

#15

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Recently saw the program from a relatives preschool graduation ceremony, all of the children’s names were listed. There was a child named Person.

nocheese4 , Yan Krukau Report

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142points

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Aisling Raye 1 year ago

Misprint of "Pearson" maybe??? (I hope)

60points

Richard Head 1 year ago

Interesting: I have hear Donald Trump referred to as "Person 1" as well as "the Defendant."

2points

Lotekguy 1 year ago

Covers all genders in the spectrum. Safe.

9points

Larry Face 1 year ago

I'd this what happens when the parents don't give a name for the child???

7points

Robin Mayhall 1 year ago

Well, the hospital would call the child "Baby Boy Smith"--but I'm not sure what happens if you just walk out with no name on your kid's birth certificate. Would be interesting to find out!

0points

Stéphanie G-k 1 year ago

Persson is a very common Scandinavian last name and could be spelt Person, although all *sson names are usually spelt with two s's.

6points

tw 72 1 year ago

I recently found a few of them in my family tree.

1point

(っ◔◡◔)っ blush 1 year ago

At least they can go by Percy!

3points

Amelia Earhart 1 year ago

My dad had a client whose legal first name was Female.

1point

SarahBee 1 year ago

I've heard of people naming their daughters Female (feh-MAH-leh). I guess that if they're trans they can switch to MAH-leh pretty easily!

1point

Kevin Sutton 1 year ago

Or Themale... Maybe not

1point

Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

Who the hell does preschool graduation? These stupid, special at every single grade ceremonies, in my opinion make the real landmarks less important. Hey, everyone gets to go to everything regardless of whether it really counts for something. Do high school. Do college. Do a trade school. That should be it. It's like a participation trophy, just show up and you're something special. You're not.

0points

DumYum 1 year ago

I like it.

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Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

Preschool graduation? Like participation trophies, doesn't mean anything. High school graduation. College graduation. That should be ti.

0points

Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

That's it, not ti.

0points

Gmaddles 1 year ago

Great way to encourage that kid to find his own identity

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JL 1 year ago

To their parents, they are a Person of interest.

0points

Alex the great 1 year ago

Oh no…..

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Featherking 1 year ago

Well, they ain’t lying.

0points

Roy Briggs 1 year ago

No 'enforced' gender roles for they/them... How 'woke'......

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Sammy 1 year ago

There's a teacher in my school named 'Guy'😭

-1point

Nonna_SoF 1 year ago

Watch them become a SovCit and claim they're not a person.

-1point

#16

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Galaxy Kitchen…..seriously it’s their daughter's name.

LiMeBiLlY , Pixabay Report

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cooking up some stellar food

52points

LadyGraceOfThePits , arvin latifi Report

#17

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Kerosene. And she would always add “like the gas”. Mom was young and goth.

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if Kerosene is their son they can say “it’s arson”

112points

#18

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids When my child was born, the people in the room next to us named their kid Pikachu.

You read that right.

Pikachu.

After the Pokemon.

cinemascifi , Alejandro Sevilla Report

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132points

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gotta catch ‘em all i guess

23points

#19

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Sh’miracle.

halfwayhipster2 , Kuiyibo Campos Report

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121points

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Julie 1 year ago

Sh'nice.

73points

#20

I used to work in banking, and I kid you not, I helped a woman named “Chinesegirl”

She was not, in fact, Chinese.

dovaqueenx Report

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115points

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Angry Unicorn 1 year ago

I truly hope that this was not the spelling.

17points

#21

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I knew a pair of twin boys in elementary school named Freedom and Friendship.

LordBaranof , Trần Long Report

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112points

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Betsy Ray 1 year ago

Sound like Quaker names.

41points

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#22

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Reality Winner.

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Patrick McIntyre 1 year ago

When I first heard of that name I figured it was thoroughbred racehorse's name.

54points

Traditional_Money968 , Adam Winger Report

#23

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids There was a woman who used to cut my hair named Secretia….like secretion.

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105points

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what’s your name? it’s a secret(ia)

12points

PhoenixMason13 , Arthur Krijgsman Report

#24

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids My wife is a teacher and she has siblings in class named Royalty and Majesty.

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103points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

A friend of mine who's a teacher once had a student named Majestic Fox. :)

34points

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#25

Tyranny. The mother thought she had made it up. Said it sounded pretty. I think she spelled it Tiranni.

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103points

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

Don’t put that kid in a position of power

36points

#26

There is a dude in the Air Force named Dearly Beloved. S**t you not.

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102points

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ShyWahine 1 year ago (edited)

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life…

62points

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#27

I taught ESL in China. We had a little girl whose American name was Hamburger, and a pair of Twins named Copy and Paste. To be clear, they had normal Chinese names, but these American names also appeared on their passports. Their American names were chosen because their parents like how they sounded.

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101points

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A Bi-Cycle 1 year ago

Copy and paste 😭

40points

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#28

Dracula. The parents were young meth heads and thankfully the nurses said Drake sounds much better and it's a short version of Dracula after the boy was born.

Drake is alive and well, now 18 years old, parents quit the meth years ago, kinda still a messed up family.

Final score:

99points

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A P 1 year ago

Drake is alive and well and released his latest album "Her Loss" in 2022

16points

Wet_Artichoke , Quỳnh Lê Mạnh Report

#29

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Lice. Pronounced “lih-say.”

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99points

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Nice 👍. (pronounced “nih-say)

98points

#30

Latrina. Like...why?

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95points

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Heather W 1 year ago

Used to be shithouse!

53points

#31

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids A woman at my old bank was named Coral Reef. She seemed fine with it but what were her parents thinking.

irishgypsy1960 , Sora Shimazaki Report

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93points

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Sonja 1 year ago

I think Coral alone would be a pretty name though. But without the Reef please

49points

#32

There was a tv show a couple years ago and the midwife was desperately trying to convince the about-to-be parents to not name their child Syphilis.

hyrulian_princess Report

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91points

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Natasha Arruda 1 year ago

I named one of my hermit crabs Syphilis. The other two are Chlamydia and Gonorrhea.

29points

#33

KVIIITLYN. Kaitlyn

today0012 Report

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87points

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Nay Wilson 1 year ago

I remember reading this name in a magazine once and thinking it was ridiculous. I still think it’s ridiculous now

46points

#34

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids My mom used to work in a day care. One of the kids' was named Surprise Joyous Knight.
Yes, this is true, Mrs. Knight named her kid Surprise Joyous.

Adventurous_Image793 , Naomi Shi Report

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85points

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

That’s one way to tell your kid that they were an accident

47points

#35

I went to gradeschool with siblings named America, Liberty, and Glory. As I'm sure anyone could guess—yes, I live in the Midwest.

Mapleberries Report

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85points

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago

*Yahoos and triangles*

13points

#36

Spatula.

Edit to add: this was told to me by an ex-brother-in-law, who worked in a hospital. He overheard a woman chasing her child down the hallway, saying "Spatula! I have two words for you: Be have!"

It was pronounced "bee hāve", as if behave were two words.

Type2Pilot Report

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84points

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Cursed Girl 1 year ago

Spongebob?

7points

#37

I once met a woman who named her sons Doral and Viceroy. I asked her, "like the cigarettes?" She said, "yes, those were my daddy's favorite smokes."

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78points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Cough, cough...

17points

#38

My uncle went to school with a Rusty Mustard.

katnerys Report

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78points

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RUSTARD

40points

ExcellentBreath7760 , cottonbro studio Report

#39

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Abcde…pronounced “ab-suh-dee.”

Final score:

76points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

I think this one is an urban legend. I've heard it a LOT.

18points

#40

I was grading state tests in nyc and graded an 8th grader who’s name was Daddy Yankee.

pejeol Report

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76points

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GlamourGhoul 1 year ago

A ella le gusta la gasolina...

34points

#41

Alucard. It’s “Dracula” backwards. No, I didn’t ask, but they were quick to tell me.

CalebPackmusic Report

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76points

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Sonja 1 year ago

It's used in at least one video game that I know of and the manga/anime Hellsing for respectively a vampire. And the Alucard in the manga/anime is meant to be the real Dracula

16points

jhl88 , Red Carpet Report on Mingle Media TV Report

#42

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Pilot Inspektor.

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74points

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GlamourGhoul 1 year ago

Still can't believe Jason would doom his kid that way.

16points

#43

I knew a Christian family once who named their first two kids Blessed and Saved, then the rest had normal names.

Hot_Frosting_559 Report

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71points

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GlamourGhoul 1 year ago

The rest were outta luck.

22points

#44

I work at a civil war site. One of the Confederate generals was named States Rights Gist. That was his actual name. States Rights.

Starkiller32 Report

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71points

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eMpTy 1 year ago

Took me a while, but I finally got the gist of it.

25points

#45

Scotthew.
I worked in labor and delivery. We had a pair of stoners who couldn't decide between Scott or Matthew, so they just merged the two.
Honestly, it's just one of many dumb ones I encountered.

archeranne Report

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69points

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A_P0LT3RG31ST 1 year ago

Scotthew?

16points

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#46

I work in a elementary school. Tesla, Success, Prosperity and Gospel (not related).

Final score:

69points

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Paula G 1 year ago

My grandmother, born in the 1920’s was also Tesla. She went by Tess.

13points

#47

Dafinest.

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66points

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Nikki Sevven 1 year ago

Dafuq?

51points

#48

I was entering in the name of a newborn for a customer, when looking at the list of all the other children, I saw one child with a first name of Boy. I had to look twice, but sure enough, the child’s first name was Boy. 😖

ChileMonster505 Report

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66points

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Susan Bosse 1 year ago

Will his name change to Guy when he hits puberty, I wonder?!?!

33points

#49

Handsome Stranger. . . Seriously. The kids legal first name was Handsome Stranger. He was named after his father.

JRice92 Report

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63points

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Julie 1 year ago (edited)

That's a joke from the movie "The Villain".

20points

#50

Coworker couldn't decide between Sarah and Cassandra so they named the baby Casarah.

Also worked with a girl named Kahlua.

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60points

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Lotekguy 1 year ago

Casarah, Sarah whatever will be will be.

71points

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#51

Shy Ann; Tarantula.

Why_Lord_Just_Why Report

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31points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Should be illegal!

4points

#52

I rode the bus in high school with boy/girl twins named Clark and Candy Barr. On the same bus were four sisters: Mary Ann, Mary Catherine, Mary Patricia, and Mary Louise.

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31points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

George Foreman named each of his 6 sons George!

16points

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#53

Kaylee.

Spelled Kaiiylleeiygh.

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30points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Ohhhh sheeeesh! What's with these weird spellings?

11points

#54

"Moon unit" seems pretty out there.

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29points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Yup, Frank Zappa's daughter. He named his son Dweezil.

15points

#55

Dijonaise.

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Dijon Mustard + mayonez

8points

#56

My brother played on a basketball team with a kid named Braxton Hicks. I wish I was joking 🫠

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

I wonder if he would pretend he was going to shoot the basketball but then not actually do it for another few weeks? :)

23points

#57

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I knew two kids named Wizdom and Knowledge.

AlanBill , CDC Report

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wiz kid

8points

#58

Danceless.

Really!

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Steven 1 year ago

They can never be friends with Ivan Doroschuk.

3points

#59

Vyolence.

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27points

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Larry Face 1 year ago

The fourth wing refrence?

3points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#60

Friend of a friend named his kids Indica and Sativa.

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Steve Robert 1 year ago

After the divorce, did they share joint custody?

26points

#61

Jessa Duggar named her first kid Spurgeon (sic).

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26points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

That family's messed up anyway.

7points

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#62

My bff from high school (who is a huge hippie) named her girl tyger jellybean Jardine.

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26points

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K W 1 year ago

Why do I like this one? I mean I wouldn't name my kid that since I pretty much pick old fashioned names but it does flow nicely.

7points

#63

Cashley.

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Lotekguy 1 year ago

Ka-chingly

5points

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#64

Trivia for a girl. Nice girl. Terrible name.

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25points

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gotham-panda 1 year ago (edited)

Trivia was a Roman Goddess actually. And crossroads were sacred to her, hence her name. Her Greek counterpart is Hekate. Parents could be mythology buffs, or Pagans. It's also pronounced Tre-vee-ah, not triv-ee-ah.

26points

#65

Shakalakah… my mom taught her back in like the 1st grade…. Then I had an ex drill instructor who was one of my coaches and they named their first son Sergeant Major… I f*****g cried for that boy

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Steven 1 year ago

I went to basic training with a guy (sur)named Major. He was Private Major. I also knew an officer named Captain D**k. Yes, he got promoted and much mirth arose from his phone calls to our company.

5points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#66

I know of a pair of twins in the Marshall Islands named "Rocket Brain" and "Lindborg Brain" Also another kid named "Cinderella Silk".

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24points

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Xenon 1 year ago

I have a cousin named Cinderella. Goes by Cindy.

2points

#67

Orange. It's not a translation or a nickname, but after the fruit itself. People keep thinking his name is George and he's just too young to pronounce it correctly but nope, his parents got their inspiration from the produce department.

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Heather W 1 year ago

Guess it's better than kumquat

11points

#68

A friend worked in medical records in a hospital and a couple named their daughter Velveeta Cheese Scott.

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Lotekguy 1 year ago

If they give her up for adoption, they'd be lactose intolerant.

2points

#69

I used to work in daycares and I’ve seen so many. The 2 that stand out are Master and Beaujanerous.

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

I read the second one as Beetlejuice

10points

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#70

One of the worst that comes to mind in recent times.

Jizzelle

The person's name was, honest to god, Jizzelle.

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ynyrhydref56 1 year ago

But Giselle is such a beautiful name.

9points

#71

I knew a guy in elementary school named Piano.

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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago

Classmates knew him to be the quiet type

12points

#72

Venison. (Possibly spelled differently since I neglected to ask the woman screaming "Get over here Venison!" in a Big Lots.)

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Steve Robert 1 year ago

Oh deer!

16points

#73

Starberry.

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soulless duck (she/her) 1 year ago

Sounds kind of pretty, for a colour or a fruit or something

5points

#74

Riot…..should look good on the resume..

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Brenda 1 year ago (edited)

Not as bad as most of these!

3points

#75

Anyone remember Picabo Street?

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Steven 1 year ago

She actually chose her own name when she was 3 and selected the name of a village near her hometown in Idaho. It means "shining waters" in a native American language.

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#76

Quetzalcoatl after the Mayan snake god. He said his friends called him Q. Twin boys in elementary school named Knox and Knoll. Overhead someone named their daughter Willow because the dad caught a salmon at Willow beach the day before her birth.

liziphone Report

Final score:

21points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

I think Willow is a pretty name, actually.

32points

#77

Kar’tel

wiperfromwarren Report

Final score:

21points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

The Godfather is looking for you, Kar'tel. On the double, capeesh??!!!

0points

#78

I grew up with a boy whose name was Tater Pitts.

Soft_Raisin5384 Report

Final score:

20points

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Maggie Fulton 1 year ago

That poor child!

6points

#79

Messiah. But spelled Ma'Syah.

caylasaurus Report

Final score:

20points

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Cyber Returns 1 year ago

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

14points

#80

I knew a girl who’s first name was Summer and her last name was Summer.

lanabritt Report

Final score:

20points

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Matt Ronald Slater 1 year ago

So, her name is Summer Summer? Bummer.

7points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#81

Girl I was in HS with named Sparkle. Kid in my daughter's kindergarten class was named Legend.

pepperdice Report

Final score:

19points

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soulless duck (she/her) 1 year ago

✨✨✨

3points

#82

I work as a pizza driver and I have a regular named LaSonya.

Lasagna.

tiffanyistaken Report

Final score:

19points

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Nosirrow 1 year ago

I'm so confused by the La-names. Seem Spanish but used by the black people.

2points

#83

Kal-El.

DankButtRodeo Report

Final score:

19points

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Brenda 1 year ago

Nicolas Cage named his son Kal-El

2points

#84

I met a kid named Nimrod once. I felt so bad for him.

CaliCarebear79 Report

Final score:

19points

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KDS 1 year ago

Well Nimrod is an actual name it is Hebrew.

22points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

#85

Girl I know named her kid Troxel.

toasterstrudelcat Report

Final score:

19points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

That's a brand of horseback riding helmets!

5points

#86

My dad told me once he interviewed a lady named Tinyneesha. Thought he was f*****g with me until I saw her working at food-4-less several months later.

mattycrits Report

Final score:

19points

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#87

My first year of teaching I had a student with the last name Mahal. First name? Taj. Correct. Taj Mahal.

Maniacboy888 Report

Final score:

18points

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soulless duck (she/her) 1 year ago

I like this one 😂😂

2points

harlenemachiavelli Report

#88

my sister works as an obstetrician in Switzerland.
Before moving abroad, she did an internship here in Italy, where we were both born.
A couple was undecided wether naming their son "Domenico" or "Antonio". In the end, they decided to call him "Domenicantonio".

Final score:

18points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

That's a mouthful!

6points

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#89

townslee, yep.

I heard someone scream “ TOWNSLEE GET OVER HERE!!! “ as I was sitting down eating at universal studios in Orlando florida in the summer of 2021.

ljzzje Report

Final score:

18points

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Mike Fitzpatrick 1 year ago

I'm betting that there are plenty of g's and h's in the parent's spelling of that name.

2points

#90

Hold my beer! In Russia, they once tried to register the name "BOTCH rVF 260602" (A Human Biological Object of the Voronin-Frolov family, born on June 26, 2002)

EliasTolsberg Report

Final score:

18points

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“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

#91

Dweezil.

leebon427 Report

Final score:

18points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

It's not his real name, though. His real name is Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa.

1point

BobEvansBirthdayClub Report

#92

I was at an amusement park the other day and heard a mother calling for her daughter… J’precious… or maybe Japrecious… I don’t know the specifics, but that is what I heard.

Final score:

18points

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Lara Verne 1 year ago

Deprecious.

1point

#93

Worst names of people I know or their kids’ names-Sparkle, Princess, Justus.

dragonfly325 Report

Final score:

17points

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ynyrhydref56 1 year ago

Justus is a legit Roman name

7points

#94

Cuthbert... I mean, who the f**k is called Cuthbert anymore?

algypan Report

Final score:

17points

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Cloudy 1 year ago

Anne of green gables. Marilla and Matthew Cuthbert.

7points

frequently_festive Report

#95

Seven.

Final score:

17points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Was she a Borg?

8points

#96

female

orangejello

lemonjello

loser

winner

ClearFail130 Report

Final score:

17points

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soulless duck (she/her) 1 year ago

Who would name their kid loser??

6points

#97

Khaleesi.

DarthDregan Report

Final score:

16points

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Rostit . 1 year ago

surprised this isnt higher

2points

#98

Wayne Train. If you're out there Wayne, I think of you often.

royonquadra Report

Final score:

16points

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Doug the Special one 1 year ago

Not much worse than Paul Hole. P.Hole , he had a difficult time at school.

1point

ferrisbuellersmyhero Report

#99

I had twins in my first year of teaching and they were Alizé and Hennessy. Those poor kids!

Final score:

15points

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Annik Perrot 1 year ago

Alizée is kind of common in France, ever since à famous navigator called his daughter so. It's the name of a wind. Here a name can be refused by the state "in the child's interest" if it's ridiculous or has bad connotations... or goes badly with the family name. There was a trial to decide if people called Renault could call their daughter Megane, like the brand's most popular car at the time.

8points

#100

Like actual animated characters:
-Goku
-Sephiroth

Good luck to those kids.

LeoSensei Report

Final score:

15points

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#101

Gaylord.

Susplci0us-_- Report

Final score:

15points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)

That's an old fashioned but very traditional name. From before the word gay had the connotation it does now. My mom has a childhood (1950's) friend named Gay. Unfortunately for her, her last name was Bender. ;) Although I think that was her maiden name, so she probably changed it after getting married. A Gay Bender could be someone's idea of a fabulous weekend. LOL!

21points

PetiteUnicornFound Report

#102

Candida 🤦🏽‍♀️😬

Final score:

14points

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Lola Rogers 1 year ago

Well, yes, but Candida is a very common first name. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candida_(given_name)

6points

#103

I know a girl who named her son "Cash".

elephant35e Report

Final score:

14points

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MisterE 1 year ago

Friend named his kid Cash. Wanted to used the @ and $ too. Because Cash is King.

1point

#104

Theres this kid named "LA World" at my job.

CodexSeven Report

Final score:

14points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

I think the only time LA is acceptable in a name is if the surname is Knight. Yeah!!!

0points

#105

Chevelle and wouldn’t you believe it they got made fun of. Honorable mention Comfort.

Ralphroberts603 Report

Final score:

13points

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John Baker 1 year ago

Names like Comfort, Prudence, Chastity and Patience were popular in colonial times.

6points

#106

Apple

CrabbyCrabs2468 Report

Final score:

13points

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LiuLiu 1 year ago

how is Apple starting to look normal?

1point

SeparateBobcat1500 Report

#107

Omega.

nothinbuthorses Report

Final score:

13points

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Maggie Fulton 1 year ago

Maybe they hoped this would be their last kid.

5points

#108

Stetson. Guess we’ve just resorted to naming kids after clothes.

Final score:

12points

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John Baker 1 year ago

Stetson is a legitimate name, but it's a last name, not a first name. Of course, using surnames as given names isn't exactly a new thing.

10points

themoderndaygoddess Report

#109

J'Diamond.

LaxMastiff Report

Final score:

12points

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#110

I was on a beach in Cyprus when I heard a mother call out to her kid in a think northern accent “Mozart, nooo” who’d call their kid Mozart 🙈

Final score:

12points

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A Bi-Cycle 1 year ago

What’s wrong with Mozart? Lovely name

6points

#111

Anakin.

fishstock Report

Final score:

11points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Star Wars fan?

2points

#112

Aragon. She didn’t even spell it right.

Dazzling-Wash9086 Report

Final score:

11points

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Zoni J. 1 year ago

Aragon is an actual location. Aragorn is a character from Lord of the Rings. Either way, not inherently bad.

5points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

My name is Crystal. I was named after a chandelier. (Parents couldn't think of a name for me when they were adopting me at birth, so they called my grandma, who looked up at her bedroom chandelier and suggested "Crystal".) I got teased relentlessly about my name by other kids in grade school and middle school. If kids teased ME for "Crystal", they're going to be BRUTAL to some of these other poor kids :/

21points

SkyDragonAerial (Aro/Ace, Cassgender) 1 year ago

Crystal is an amazing name. Not sure why you'd get bullied for that!

15points

Tee Rat 1 year ago (edited)

What weird kids make fun of Crystal? If your last name was meth I could understand.

4points

Huddo's sister 1 year ago

I'm sorry that happened! Crystal is/was a very common name in Australia, never heard of anyone teasing people for it.

2points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

I saw a video where a guy drew a Crazy/Hot graph. More towards the Crazy end were "redheads, girls named Krystal with a K." I knew a Kristle once and she didn't deviate from the graph

0points

VonBlade 1 year ago

I know a Crystal, and I'm definitely not in the age range for hippies or 90s new agers. Although she goes by Chris.

0points

John Baker 1 year ago

This one might be hard to believe, but, unfortunately for the poor girls in question (who are now adults), it's true. I went to high school back in the late '60s with a guy with the last name Sweet. He and his girlfriend were very straight-laced and conservative, the kind of teens that just don't exist anymore. They were forty when they were sixteen, if that makes sense. Anyway, after graduation, they got married, as we all knew they would, and over the course of the next several years, had three daughters. Their names? Really, Truly and Always.

13points

Bec 1 year ago

Aw, Sweet

3points

Unnamed Hooman 1 year ago (edited)

I know a guy named Mike Miketon. Greatest name ever. EDIT: I also knew a girl whose first name was Shy Angel.

3points

Duncan 1 year ago

I knew a Mike Hunt

1point

Lord of the laserprinter. 1 year ago

Giving kids stupid names is not allowed here, thankfully. Having said that there was a guy I knew called „Adolf Schidler“

2points

Ben Stubbs 1 year ago

True story, This was on Radio 1 (most popular radio station in the UK). Star Wars 1 (Phantom Menace) had just been released. The DJ was talking about the influence of pop culture and childrens names. He gave the examples of how "Jack" and "Rose" had become very popular since the release of Titanic, and how in 1977 following the release of Star Wars, "Luke" became popular. During the show, he received a fax ... "I wish I was called Luke. From Jabba the Smith" x

2points

liam newton-harding 1 year ago

Capt. Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fradatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache (1884-1917). The first Tollemache is not pronounced the same way, as the second, and the third is not pronounced the same way as the fourth.

2points

The Doom Song 1 year ago

Those poor kids. I dunno but alot of them sound like stripper or porn names

2points

Visitor 1 year ago

The Mountain Family children: Misty, Smoky, Candy, and Rocky. They're middle-aged now, and they were at least the THIRD generation of Mountains to get "fun" names. Thankfully, all their children have more normalized names.

1point

M C K 1 year ago

My mom taught a kid named Canyon and she thought it was the worst name ever until I worked in the NICU and someone named their son Turbo.

1point

Marinasongs1432 1 year ago

Elizabeth Holme’s daughter- Invicta. Latin for victory, but what is with celebrities and these names?

1point

Julie Snelling 1 year ago

I've heard of people naming their kid verruca after the character in Charlie and the chocolate factory 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Terran 1 year ago

On a positive note: those who make it to adulthood are probably incapable of taking offense anymore.

1point

Kay 1 year ago

My niece's names are Shyre and Alize(pronounced 'Aleez').

1point

Madame Chaos 1 year ago

My mom told me of some kids she grew up with, all boys first name was Mister, all the girls names were Miss. So Mister John or Miss Jan.

1point

Moosy Girl 1 year ago

This seems to be common in some cultures, we’ve got a few of these at our schools.

1point

Tahani 1 year ago

I know somone named Nausikaä…. I could never… that second a… yikes

1point

Must Be Bored Again 1 year ago

Marsha Mellow. Candy Cane.

1point

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

People will never believe they're not drag queens

1point

Cerridwn d'Wyse 1 year ago

Back when I was a young nurse I had a patient whose first name was Christmas and no she wasn't born on December 25th and if she were still alive she probably be close to 100 by now

1point

Noname 1 year ago

In one episode of the TV sitcom "Three's Company" it was revealed that the character Chrissy Snow's first name was really "Christmas".

1point

Rayne Eilers 1 year ago

I once heard about a person named Shithead. Pronounced “shih-todd”

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago

There was a King5 news anchor in Seattle named Gary Justice. His daughter's name was "Liberty Ann", which I thought was really clever. I had an acquaintance named Kim Hayes. His daughter's name was "Misty".

0points

Greg Sheldon 1 year ago

We had a girl at work named Heidi Mycock

0points

AndersM 1 year ago

I'm glad we a law in Denmark about what you can name your child.

0points

Carianne Sanders 1 year ago

Both of these happened back in the '90s.. a young woman I worked with went by the alias name Stormy. In time, I asked her what her real name was.. Wendy.. last name Knight.. Stormy Wendy Knight! At another job, working in a tattoo and body piercing shop, I was taking a phone appointment with a young Hispanic male and needed his name. Don't remember his last name but he told me Jesus Lucifer. I was like, riiight.. well, I'll need to see your ID when you come in. He said ok. I'll be damned when he came in and I checked his ID, I had to apologize for not believing him. No hard feelings, I helped him pick out his jewelry, and he got pierced!

0points

RachAgainstTheMachine 1 year ago

I live in North Carolina, USA. My six year old niece has a friend whom I thought was named "Carolyn". It's actually Carowinds, like the theme park. I've been calling her Carolyn for two years.

0points

Bridgett Haney 1 year ago

There a was a girl on the Netflix show, Perfect Match, named Karousel.

0points

sassawrasse 1 year ago

I had a student named Metallica.

0points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

Marginally better than naming a kid Megadeth

1point

jenjie.newt 1 year ago

Canyon Sunrise, he's a regular on the local arrests. Can't imagine why

0points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

Sounds like he should be delivering pizzas or cleaning pools in a certain kind of movie

0points

Felicia Verdade 1 year ago

I worked in a medical office and one patient was named Clear...I honestly really like it!

0points

Duncan 1 year ago

Ali Larter's character in Final Destination was named Clear.

0points

Jason K. Horton 1 year ago

A girl went to my school whose name was Kocaina.

0points

SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

My cousin's given name is Buchanan, which is considered unusual by traditional Chinese standards back then. Now it looks pretty normal compared to the names I've seen here.

0points

Kathryn Finlay 1 year ago

Onederful van Glorious Martin

0points

Louise Clarke 1 year ago

I went to high school with ba girl whose first name was Autumn and her last name was Day. Also 3 sisters named Faith, Hope, and charity.

0points

Ankylosarus Wrecks 1 year ago

I worked with a girl named Tara Daktle. Not spelled like the dinosaur, but definitely pronounced like it. She had a great sense of humor.

0points

Elizabeth Bennett 1 year ago

Siblings Ys-Yah (Yō sī yuh) and Yuraiah (Yer ī yuh) were the most unique names I came across as a teacher. My mother once had twins Billy and W***y (both nicknames for William).

0points

Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

People, just change your name!

0points

Kristin 1 year ago

Theres a lady in my home town whos name was Kandi Bahr before she got married.

0points

VonBlade 1 year ago

Johan Gambolputty of Ulm.

0points

Chez2202 1 year ago

I had a friend when I was younger called Melanie. Her dad had to register her birth and didn’t know how to spell it so she’s actually called Meline.

0points

Xenon 1 year ago

Went to grade school with a Mussolini. We called him Moosy.

0points

Helena Ramirez 1 year ago

Oh boy! I am a teacher and have so many! Currently in a different classroom there is a little boy named Freedom. His sister is Magic. In the past I have has Ni'cole, (pronounced like Bill Nye and Cole) Pineapple, Serhenytie MyAngelBaby ( Serenity My Angel Baby), Captain (his parents lived on a boat and dressed him in only nautical themed clothes), and Conyak ( Cognac).

0points

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0points

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0points

Maisey Myles 1 year ago

Not a kid but a dog named Asobe -I managed a dog kennel; asked owner about the name. It was a gift from a nasty ex so she named the dog after him -S.O.B

0points

pochi my beloved 1 year ago

one of my old classmates was named ikea.

0points

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

https://stacker.com/family/baby-names-are-illegal-around-world this is fun... Bonghead and Smelly were made illegal in Australia. Stompie in Germany. Sarah in Morocco . III in California cause it's a symbol but unfortunately that's the only US name I saw on there (scrolled kind of fast) hence this list!

0points

JL 1 year ago

i met an Omega once. I always wondered if they were the youngest sibling and if they had an older sibling name Alpha.

0points

Sam Gober 1 year ago

I went to school with twins named Bud and Crystal - their last name was Light. I met sisters named Promise, Patience and Prudence. I once had to convince a pregnant co-worker not to name her son Harry because her last name was Pitts.

0points

Sinkvenice 1 year ago

I had a patient once who's mother had named her Chanel but spelled it wrong so it was actually Channel. I had another patient who was African and she married an English man, so her name was Baby Fiddler. I couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes.

0points

thatbisexualtacocat 1 year ago

I know a child named Reston. He's super annoying, so people tell him to "Reston" peace.

0points

Dizzie D 1 year ago

Some of these are definitely made up

0points

Bec 1 year ago

All names are made up. But, yes, some are made up so the poster can feel superior

0points

Emily M 1 year ago

Theres a girl at my school named Miraclemia. It's supposed to be like Miracle Mia but it is Miraclemia in all her paperwork

0points

scteach87161921 1 year ago

Knew a family with 3 daughters: Autumn, Wynter and Summer. Not the most out there names by any means but odd when they're all together.

0points

scteach87161921 1 year ago

I'm a teacher so I've seen some doozies; Mi'Anjel, Messiah, Wyzdum, and Life JustinTime (first and middle) stand out.

0points

Linziaj 1 year ago

In my gangsters nursery, there's a "red" and "silver" !

0points

Sonja 1 year ago

At least in the USA the kids can change their names. I have a colleague who's parents gave him two quite nice names, but connected with a hyphen. That means he has to put both, very long names down on every legal document, which usually don't have enough room for the extremely long name. And until rather recently you couldn't just change your name in Germany. Now, in theory, you could, but it's still a hassle and you have to get a reasonable person when you go because the office can deny the request.

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

21points

SkyDragonAerial (Aro/Ace, Cassgender) 1 year ago

Crystal is an amazing name. Not sure why you'd get bullied for that!

15points

Tee Rat 1 year ago (edited)

What weird kids make fun of Crystal? If your last name was meth I could understand.

4points

Huddo's sister 1 year ago

I'm sorry that happened! Crystal is/was a very common name in Australia, never heard of anyone teasing people for it.

2points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

I saw a video where a guy drew a Crazy/Hot graph. More towards the Crazy end were "redheads, girls named Krystal with a K." I knew a Kristle once and she didn't deviate from the graph

0points

VonBlade 1 year ago

I know a Crystal, and I'm definitely not in the age range for hippies or 90s new agers. Although she goes by Chris.

0points

John Baker 1 year ago

13points

Bec 1 year ago

Aw, Sweet

3points

Unnamed Hooman 1 year ago (edited)

I know a guy named Mike Miketon. Greatest name ever. EDIT: I also knew a girl whose first name was Shy Angel.

3points

Duncan 1 year ago

I knew a Mike Hunt

1point

Lord of the laserprinter. 1 year ago

Giving kids stupid names is not allowed here, thankfully. Having said that there was a guy I knew called „Adolf Schidler“

2points

Ben Stubbs 1 year ago

2points

liam newton-harding 1 year ago

2points

The Doom Song 1 year ago

Those poor kids. I dunno but alot of them sound like stripper or porn names

2points

Visitor 1 year ago

1point

M C K 1 year ago

My mom taught a kid named Canyon and she thought it was the worst name ever until I worked in the NICU and someone named their son Turbo.

1point

Marinasongs1432 1 year ago

Elizabeth Holme’s daughter- Invicta. Latin for victory, but what is with celebrities and these names?

1point

Julie Snelling 1 year ago

I've heard of people naming their kid verruca after the character in Charlie and the chocolate factory 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Terran 1 year ago

On a positive note: those who make it to adulthood are probably incapable of taking offense anymore.

1point

Kay 1 year ago

My niece's names are Shyre and Alize(pronounced 'Aleez').

1point

Madame Chaos 1 year ago

My mom told me of some kids she grew up with, all boys first name was Mister, all the girls names were Miss. So Mister John or Miss Jan.

1point

Moosy Girl 1 year ago

This seems to be common in some cultures, we’ve got a few of these at our schools.

1point

Tahani 1 year ago

I know somone named Nausikaä…. I could never… that second a… yikes

1point

Must Be Bored Again 1 year ago

Marsha Mellow. Candy Cane.

1point

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

People will never believe they're not drag queens

1point

Cerridwn d'Wyse 1 year ago

Back when I was a young nurse I had a patient whose first name was Christmas and no she wasn't born on December 25th and if she were still alive she probably be close to 100 by now

1point

Noname 1 year ago

In one episode of the TV sitcom "Three's Company" it was revealed that the character Chrissy Snow's first name was really "Christmas".

1point

Rayne Eilers 1 year ago

I once heard about a person named Shithead. Pronounced “shih-todd”

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago

0points

Greg Sheldon 1 year ago

We had a girl at work named Heidi Mycock

0points

AndersM 1 year ago

I'm glad we a law in Denmark about what you can name your child.

0points

Carianne Sanders 1 year ago

0points

RachAgainstTheMachine 1 year ago

I live in North Carolina, USA. My six year old niece has a friend whom I thought was named "Carolyn". It's actually Carowinds, like the theme park. I've been calling her Carolyn for two years.

0points

Bridgett Haney 1 year ago

There a was a girl on the Netflix show, Perfect Match, named Karousel.

0points

sassawrasse 1 year ago

I had a student named Metallica.

0points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

Marginally better than naming a kid Megadeth

1point

jenjie.newt 1 year ago

Canyon Sunrise, he's a regular on the local arrests. Can't imagine why

0points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

Sounds like he should be delivering pizzas or cleaning pools in a certain kind of movie

0points

Felicia Verdade 1 year ago

I worked in a medical office and one patient was named Clear...I honestly really like it!

0points

Duncan 1 year ago

Ali Larter's character in Final Destination was named Clear.

0points

Jason K. Horton 1 year ago

A girl went to my school whose name was Kocaina.

0points

SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

My cousin's given name is Buchanan, which is considered unusual by traditional Chinese standards back then. Now it looks pretty normal compared to the names I've seen here.

0points

Kathryn Finlay 1 year ago

Onederful van Glorious Martin

0points

Louise Clarke 1 year ago

I went to high school with ba girl whose first name was Autumn and her last name was Day. Also 3 sisters named Faith, Hope, and charity.

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Ankylosarus Wrecks 1 year ago

I worked with a girl named Tara Daktle. Not spelled like the dinosaur, but definitely pronounced like it. She had a great sense of humor.

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Elizabeth Bennett 1 year ago

Siblings Ys-Yah (Yō sī yuh) and Yuraiah (Yer ī yuh) were the most unique names I came across as a teacher. My mother once had twins Billy and W***y (both nicknames for William).

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Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

People, just change your name!

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Kristin 1 year ago

Theres a lady in my home town whos name was Kandi Bahr before she got married.

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VonBlade 1 year ago

Johan Gambolputty of Ulm.

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Chez2202 1 year ago

I had a friend when I was younger called Melanie. Her dad had to register her birth and didn’t know how to spell it so she’s actually called Meline.

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Xenon 1 year ago

Went to grade school with a Mussolini. We called him Moosy.

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Helena Ramirez 1 year ago

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Maisey Myles 1 year ago

Not a kid but a dog named Asobe -I managed a dog kennel; asked owner about the name. It was a gift from a nasty ex so she named the dog after him -S.O.B

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pochi my beloved 1 year ago

one of my old classmates was named ikea.

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Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

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JL 1 year ago

i met an Omega once. I always wondered if they were the youngest sibling and if they had an older sibling name Alpha.

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Sam Gober 1 year ago

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thatbisexualtacocat 1 year ago

I know a child named Reston. He's super annoying, so people tell him to "Reston" peace.

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Dizzie D 1 year ago

Some of these are definitely made up

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Bec 1 year ago

All names are made up. But, yes, some are made up so the poster can feel superior

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