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#2

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids In my career working at Public Schools I've had two separate children named Tequila Mockingbird. Absolutely unrelated, across the state from each other, but it's weird that it happened twice.

mjn73178 , Katerina Holmes Report

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204points

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Tequila Mockingbird?

43points

To learn more about how this conversation started in the first place, we reached out to Reddit user Corollo_Bro_91, who posed the question, "What is the dumbest name you've ever heard someone give their child?" Lucky for us, he was happy to have a chat with Bored Panda.

"I decided to ask the question after hearing about some of the silly names my mother was telling me about that she heard from clients at her job," he shared. "My mother took a claim from a client who named her son and daughter King and Queen Majesty." But that's not the only silly name the OP has heard before. "My girlfriend told me her boss just had a baby and is going to name it Iam Magic," he added.

#3

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I knew triplets named Cinnamon, Rosemary, and Paprika. People called them "the Spice Girls."

Upper-Job5130 , rahmani KRESNA Report

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204points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

That's cute!

60points

#4

A motorcycle enthusiast named his son Harley, because that made him Harley, David’s son.

Build68 Report

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196points

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MasterProcrastinator 1 year ago

Smart

58points

#5

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Felonie. I’ve been downvoted a lot on Reddit for sharing this because people never believe it’s a real name someone would give a kid. But it is lol

FartAttack911 , Annushka Ahuja Report

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194points

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Susan Green 1 year ago

I absolutely believe this.

40points

As far as where these names come from, Corollo_Bro_91 says, "I think parents name their kids silly things because they want them to have 'unique' names to be different, but in the end, they just come across as dumb."

We also asked the OP what he advises parents think about before naming their children. "I think parents need to consider how naming their child could affect their social or school life. I've known some people who were bullied horrendously at school for having strange names," he shared.

#6

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I do contract-based IT work. Implementation when hospitals buy each other out, stuff like that. Last week I was working with an office manager named MORONICA.

Ko_DaBomb , ThisIsEngineering Report

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183points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

I've definitely worked with people I would've liked to call Moronica! :) I wonder if her parents just didn't know how to spell Monica? Poor woman.

54points

#7

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Pubert.

OrangeDied , Paramount pictures Report

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172points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

???? That's just cruel!

55points

TheLastNoteOfFreedom Report

#8

Any time I see a young girl named Nevaeh, I immediately assume she’s the unintended product of a very young single mom barely making ends meet.

Final score:

171points

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Mimi777 1 year ago

They never fail to tell you that it’s heaven spelled backyards.

123points

And when it comes to what Corollo_Bro_91 thought about the replies to his post, he told Bored Panda, "Some of the answers I got were extremely saddening. I really hope those kids can get through childhood without being made fun of."

#9

My partner is a midwife, she once looked after a couple who were intending to call their daughter “Urethra” - they didn’t know what it meant and just “liked how it sounds”.

She had to politely, professionally, give them a quick anatomy lesson.

six44seven49 Report

Final score:

163points

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ILoveMySon 1 year ago

Phew. That child dodged a bullet.

84points

#10

Wife worked in a bank. Had a regular customer named Dextrose. Always wondered if he had siblings Sucrose and Fructose.

akgt94 Report

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150points

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Lotekguy 1 year ago

Turned out to be a serial killer, inflicting diabetes on his victims.

55points

#11

So checking ID, I hear the girls friends calling her Olivia. It was not spelt Olivia. It was spelt Ahliviyah. Why do this to people. You make them waste so much of their lives having to spell their names for people when it could have been a spelling everyone knows!

Fun_Macaron5597 Report

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147points

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Brenda 1 year ago

They make it impossible for people to pronounce correctly, then get mad when mispronounced it.n

55points

#12

Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyana. The birth certificate over two feet long. The girl's mom named her that just so she could get in the Guinness Book of World Records and get famous. I guess it worked because she has been interviewed on Oprah with her daughter and was semi well known for a while. Supposedly her daughter went and got her name legally changed as soon as she turned 18.

tommyfitzgerald Report

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147points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Good for the daughter, you'd think ALL these mis-named kids would do that!

97points

Independent_Ad9195 Report

#13

Slinky...the parents both loved slinky toys, could do all kinds of things with them, so that's what they named their little girl. It was her real name, my sister was her teacher. There should be a law against stupid parents like this.

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146points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

There should be!

47points

#14

Jenna is not so bad, until your last name is Side.

macaroniwalk Report

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146points

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Verena 1 year ago

Googled for all whose mothertongue isn't English (or less fluent): Pronounced properly it sounds like genocide

39points

#15

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Recently saw the program from a relatives preschool graduation ceremony, all of the children’s names were listed. There was a child named Person.

nocheese4 , Yan Krukau Report

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142points

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Aisling Raye 1 year ago

Misprint of "Pearson" maybe??? (I hope)

60points

#16

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Galaxy Kitchen…..seriously it’s their daughter's name.

LiMeBiLlY , Pixabay Report

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136points

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cooking up some stellar food

52points

LadyGraceOfThePits , arvin latifi Report

#17

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Kerosene. And she would always add “like the gas”. Mom was young and goth.

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if Kerosene is their son they can say “it’s arson”

112points

#18

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids When my child was born, the people in the room next to us named their kid Pikachu.

You read that right.

Pikachu.

After the Pokemon.

cinemascifi , Alejandro Sevilla Report

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132points

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gotta catch ‘em all i guess

23points

#19

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Sh’miracle.

halfwayhipster2 , Kuiyibo Campos Report

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121points

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Julie 1 year ago

Sh'nice.

73points

#20

I used to work in banking, and I kid you not, I helped a woman named “Chinesegirl”

She was not, in fact, Chinese.

dovaqueenx Report

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115points

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Angry Unicorn 1 year ago

I truly hope that this was not the spelling.

17points

#21

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I knew a pair of twin boys in elementary school named Freedom and Friendship.

LordBaranof , Trần Long Report

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112points

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Betsy Ray 1 year ago

Sound like Quaker names.

41points

MysteriousApple135 , U.S government Report

#22

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Reality Winner.

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107points

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Patrick McIntyre 1 year ago

When I first heard of that name I figured it was thoroughbred racehorse's name.

54points

Traditional_Money968 , Adam Winger Report

#23

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids There was a woman who used to cut my hair named Secretia….like secretion.

Final score:

105points

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what’s your name? it’s a secret(ia)

12points

PhoenixMason13 , Arthur Krijgsman Report

#24

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids My wife is a teacher and she has siblings in class named Royalty and Majesty.

Final score:

103points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

A friend of mine who's a teacher once had a student named Majestic Fox. :)

34points

zeldafitzgeraldscat Report

#25

Tyranny. The mother thought she had made it up. Said it sounded pretty. I think she spelled it Tiranni.

Final score:

103points

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

Don’t put that kid in a position of power

36points

#26

There is a dude in the Air Force named Dearly Beloved. S**t you not.

A_Jack_Kelly Report

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102points

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ShyWahine 1 year ago (edited)

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life…

62points

SwimmerIndependent47 Report

#27

I taught ESL in China. We had a little girl whose American name was Hamburger, and a pair of Twins named Copy and Paste. To be clear, they had normal Chinese names, but these American names also appeared on their passports. Their American names were chosen because their parents like how they sounded.

Final score:

101points

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A Bi-Cycle 1 year ago

Copy and paste 😭

40points

Altruistic-Cut9795 Report

#28

Dracula. The parents were young meth heads and thankfully the nurses said Drake sounds much better and it's a short version of Dracula after the boy was born.

Drake is alive and well, now 18 years old, parents quit the meth years ago, kinda still a messed up family.

Final score:

99points

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A P 1 year ago

Drake is alive and well and released his latest album "Her Loss" in 2022

16points

Wet_Artichoke , Quỳnh Lê Mạnh Report

#29

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Lice. Pronounced “lih-say.”

Final score:

99points

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Nice 👍. (pronounced “nih-say)

98points

#30

Latrina. Like...why?

watch_over_me Report

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95points

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Heather W 1 year ago

Used to be shithouse!

53points

#31

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids A woman at my old bank was named Coral Reef. She seemed fine with it but what were her parents thinking.

irishgypsy1960 , Sora Shimazaki Report

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93points

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Sonja 1 year ago

I think Coral alone would be a pretty name though. But without the Reef please

49points

#32

There was a tv show a couple years ago and the midwife was desperately trying to convince the about-to-be parents to not name their child Syphilis.

hyrulian_princess Report

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91points

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Natasha Arruda 1 year ago

I named one of my hermit crabs Syphilis. The other two are Chlamydia and Gonorrhea.

29points

#33

KVIIITLYN. Kaitlyn

today0012 Report

Final score:

87points

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Nay Wilson 1 year ago

I remember reading this name in a magazine once and thinking it was ridiculous. I still think it’s ridiculous now

46points

#34

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids My mom used to work in a day care. One of the kids' was named Surprise Joyous Knight.
Yes, this is true, Mrs. Knight named her kid Surprise Joyous.

Adventurous_Image793 , Naomi Shi Report

Final score:

85points

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

That’s one way to tell your kid that they were an accident

47points

#35

I went to gradeschool with siblings named America, Liberty, and Glory. As I'm sure anyone could guess—yes, I live in the Midwest.

Mapleberries Report

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85points

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago

*Yahoos and triangles*

13points

#36

Spatula.

Edit to add: this was told to me by an ex-brother-in-law, who worked in a hospital. He overheard a woman chasing her child down the hallway, saying "Spatula! I have two words for you: Be have!"

It was pronounced "bee hāve", as if behave were two words.

Type2Pilot Report

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84points

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Cursed Girl 1 year ago

Spongebob?

7points

#37

I once met a woman who named her sons Doral and Viceroy. I asked her, "like the cigarettes?" She said, "yes, those were my daddy's favorite smokes."

partymouthmike Report

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78points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Cough, cough...

17points

#38

My uncle went to school with a Rusty Mustard.

katnerys Report

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78points

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RUSTARD

40points

ExcellentBreath7760 , cottonbro studio Report

#39

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Abcde…pronounced “ab-suh-dee.”

Final score:

76points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

I think this one is an urban legend. I've heard it a LOT.

18points

#40

I was grading state tests in nyc and graded an 8th grader who’s name was Daddy Yankee.

pejeol Report

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76points

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GlamourGhoul 1 year ago

A ella le gusta la gasolina...

34points

#41

Alucard. It’s “Dracula” backwards. No, I didn’t ask, but they were quick to tell me.

CalebPackmusic Report

Final score:

76points

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Sonja 1 year ago

It's used in at least one video game that I know of and the manga/anime Hellsing for respectively a vampire. And the Alucard in the manga/anime is meant to be the real Dracula

16points

jhl88 , Red Carpet Report on Mingle Media TV Report

#42

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Pilot Inspektor.

Final score:

74points

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GlamourGhoul 1 year ago

Still can't believe Jason would doom his kid that way.

16points

#43

I knew a Christian family once who named their first two kids Blessed and Saved, then the rest had normal names.

Hot_Frosting_559 Report

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71points

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GlamourGhoul 1 year ago

The rest were outta luck.

22points

#44

I work at a civil war site. One of the Confederate generals was named States Rights Gist. That was his actual name. States Rights.

Starkiller32 Report

Final score:

71points

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eMpTy 1 year ago

Took me a while, but I finally got the gist of it.

25points

#45

Scotthew.
I worked in labor and delivery. We had a pair of stoners who couldn't decide between Scott or Matthew, so they just merged the two.
Honestly, it's just one of many dumb ones I encountered.

archeranne Report

Final score:

69points

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A_P0LT3RG31ST 1 year ago

Scotthew?

16points

Grouchy-Insect-5240 Report

#46

I work in a elementary school. Tesla, Success, Prosperity and Gospel (not related).

Final score:

69points

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Paula G 1 year ago

My grandmother, born in the 1920’s was also Tesla. She went by Tess.

13points

#47

Dafinest.

Dutchess2016 Report

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66points

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Nikki Sevven 1 year ago

Dafuq?

51points

#48

I was entering in the name of a newborn for a customer, when looking at the list of all the other children, I saw one child with a first name of Boy. I had to look twice, but sure enough, the child’s first name was Boy. 😖

ChileMonster505 Report

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66points

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Susan Bosse 1 year ago

Will his name change to Guy when he hits puberty, I wonder?!?!

33points

#49

Handsome Stranger. . . Seriously. The kids legal first name was Handsome Stranger. He was named after his father.

JRice92 Report

Final score:

63points

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Julie 1 year ago (edited)

That's a joke from the movie "The Villain".

20points

#50

Coworker couldn't decide between Sarah and Cassandra so they named the baby Casarah.

Also worked with a girl named Kahlua.

fidgit17 Report

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60points

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Lotekguy 1 year ago

Casarah, Sarah whatever will be will be.

71points

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#51

Shy Ann; Tarantula.

Why_Lord_Just_Why Report

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31points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Should be illegal!

4points

#52

I rode the bus in high school with boy/girl twins named Clark and Candy Barr. On the same bus were four sisters: Mary Ann, Mary Catherine, Mary Patricia, and Mary Louise.

wheelie423 Report

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31points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

George Foreman named each of his 6 sons George!

16points

NobodyInPaticular_ Report

#53

Kaylee.

Spelled Kaiiylleeiygh.

Final score:

30points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Ohhhh sheeeesh! What's with these weird spellings?

11points

#54

"Moon unit" seems pretty out there.

fifadex Report

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29points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Yup, Frank Zappa's daughter. He named his son Dweezil.

15points

#55

Dijonaise.

BamboozleMeToHeck Report

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29points

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Dijon Mustard + mayonez

8points

#56

My brother played on a basketball team with a kid named Braxton Hicks. I wish I was joking 🫠

maddie201_ Report

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28points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

I wonder if he would pretend he was going to shoot the basketball but then not actually do it for another few weeks? :)

23points

#57

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I knew two kids named Wizdom and Knowledge.

AlanBill , CDC Report

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27points

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wiz kid

8points

#58

Danceless.

Really!

GoldMember90909 Report

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27points

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Steven 1 year ago

They can never be friends with Ivan Doroschuk.

3points

#59

Vyolence.

bikinifetish Report

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27points

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Larry Face 1 year ago

The fourth wing refrence?

3points

#60

Friend of a friend named his kids Indica and Sativa.

NeverLeavesHome Report

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27points

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Steve Robert 1 year ago

After the divorce, did they share joint custody?

26points

#61

Jessa Duggar named her first kid Spurgeon (sic).

the_lusankya Report

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26points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

That family's messed up anyway.

7points

Environmental-Hat-86 Report

#62

My bff from high school (who is a huge hippie) named her girl tyger jellybean Jardine.

Final score:

26points

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K W 1 year ago

Why do I like this one? I mean I wouldn't name my kid that since I pretty much pick old fashioned names but it does flow nicely.

7points

Accurate_Squirrel472 Report

#63

Cashley.

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25points

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Lotekguy 1 year ago

Ka-chingly

5points

Euphoric-Blueberry97 Report

#64

Trivia for a girl. Nice girl. Terrible name.

Final score:

25points

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gotham-panda 1 year ago (edited)

Trivia was a Roman Goddess actually. And crossroads were sacred to her, hence her name. Her Greek counterpart is Hekate. Parents could be mythology buffs, or Pagans. It's also pronounced Tre-vee-ah, not triv-ee-ah.

26points

#65

Shakalakah… my mom taught her back in like the 1st grade…. Then I had an ex drill instructor who was one of my coaches and they named their first son Sergeant Major… I f*****g cried for that boy

FunkyViking6 Report

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24points

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Steven 1 year ago

I went to basic training with a guy (sur)named Major. He was Private Major. I also knew an officer named Captain D**k. Yes, he got promoted and much mirth arose from his phone calls to our company.

5points

#66

I know of a pair of twins in the Marshall Islands named "Rocket Brain" and "Lindborg Brain" Also another kid named "Cinderella Silk".

udee79 Report

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24points

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Xenon 1 year ago

I have a cousin named Cinderella. Goes by Cindy.

2points

PhilHardingsHotPants Report

#67

Orange. It's not a translation or a nickname, but after the fruit itself. People keep thinking his name is George and he's just too young to pronounce it correctly but nope, his parents got their inspiration from the produce department.

Final score:

23points

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Heather W 1 year ago

Guess it's better than kumquat

11points

#68

A friend worked in medical records in a hospital and a couple named their daughter Velveeta Cheese Scott.

mmarkmc Report

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23points

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Lotekguy 1 year ago

If they give her up for adoption, they'd be lactose intolerant.

2points

#69

I used to work in daycares and I’ve seen so many. The 2 that stand out are Master and Beaujanerous.

Calym817 Report

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23points

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

I read the second one as Beetlejuice

10points

#70

One of the worst that comes to mind in recent times.

Jizzelle

The person's name was, honest to god, Jizzelle.

raptroszx Report

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22points

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ynyrhydref56 1 year ago

But Giselle is such a beautiful name.

9points

#71

I knew a guy in elementary school named Piano.

pummisher Report

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22points

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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago

Classmates knew him to be the quiet type

12points

#72

Venison. (Possibly spelled differently since I neglected to ask the woman screaming "Get over here Venison!" in a Big Lots.)

gennessee Report

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22points

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Steve Robert 1 year ago

Oh deer!

16points

#73

Starberry.

gdtimmy Report

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22points

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soulless duck (she/her) 1 year ago

Sounds kind of pretty, for a colour or a fruit or something

5points

#74

Riot…..should look good on the resume..

Oceanliving32 Report

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22points

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Brenda 1 year ago (edited)

Not as bad as most of these!

3points

#75

Anyone remember Picabo Street?

Durkka Report

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21points

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Steven 1 year ago

She actually chose her own name when she was 3 and selected the name of a village near her hometown in Idaho. It means "shining waters" in a native American language.

12points

#76

Quetzalcoatl after the Mayan snake god. He said his friends called him Q. Twin boys in elementary school named Knox and Knoll. Overhead someone named their daughter Willow because the dad caught a salmon at Willow beach the day before her birth.

liziphone Report

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21points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

I think Willow is a pretty name, actually.

32points

#77

Kar’tel

wiperfromwarren Report

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21points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

The Godfather is looking for you, Kar'tel. On the double, capeesh??!!!

0points

#78

I grew up with a boy whose name was Tater Pitts.

Soft_Raisin5384 Report

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20points

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Maggie Fulton 1 year ago

That poor child!

6points

#79

Messiah. But spelled Ma'Syah.

caylasaurus Report

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20points

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Cyber Returns 1 year ago

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

14points

#80

I knew a girl who’s first name was Summer and her last name was Summer.

lanabritt Report

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20points

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Matt Ronald Slater 1 year ago

So, her name is Summer Summer? Bummer.

7points

#81

Girl I was in HS with named Sparkle. Kid in my daughter's kindergarten class was named Legend.

pepperdice Report

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19points

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soulless duck (she/her) 1 year ago

✨✨✨

3points

#82

I work as a pizza driver and I have a regular named LaSonya.

Lasagna.

tiffanyistaken Report

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19points

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Nosirrow 1 year ago

I'm so confused by the La-names. Seem Spanish but used by the black people.

2points

#83

Kal-El.

DankButtRodeo Report

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19points

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Brenda 1 year ago

Nicolas Cage named his son Kal-El

2points

#84

I met a kid named Nimrod once. I felt so bad for him.

CaliCarebear79 Report

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19points

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KDS 1 year ago

Well Nimrod is an actual name it is Hebrew.

22points

#85

Girl I know named her kid Troxel.

toasterstrudelcat Report

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19points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago

That's a brand of horseback riding helmets!

5points

#86

My dad told me once he interviewed a lady named Tinyneesha. Thought he was f*****g with me until I saw her working at food-4-less several months later.

mattycrits Report

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19points

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#87

My first year of teaching I had a student with the last name Mahal. First name? Taj. Correct. Taj Mahal.

Maniacboy888 Report

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18points

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soulless duck (she/her) 1 year ago

I like this one 😂😂

2points

harlenemachiavelli Report

#88

my sister works as an obstetrician in Switzerland.
Before moving abroad, she did an internship here in Italy, where we were both born.
A couple was undecided wether naming their son "Domenico" or "Antonio". In the end, they decided to call him "Domenicantonio".

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18points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

That's a mouthful!

6points

#89

townslee, yep.

I heard someone scream “ TOWNSLEE GET OVER HERE!!! “ as I was sitting down eating at universal studios in Orlando florida in the summer of 2021.

ljzzje Report

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18points

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Mike Fitzpatrick 1 year ago

I'm betting that there are plenty of g's and h's in the parent's spelling of that name.

2points

#90

Hold my beer! In Russia, they once tried to register the name "BOTCH rVF 260602" (A Human Biological Object of the Voronin-Frolov family, born on June 26, 2002)

EliasTolsberg Report

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18points

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#91

Dweezil.

leebon427 Report

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18points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

It's not his real name, though. His real name is Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa.

1point

BobEvansBirthdayClub Report

#92

I was at an amusement park the other day and heard a mother calling for her daughter… J’precious… or maybe Japrecious… I don’t know the specifics, but that is what I heard.

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18points

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Lara Verne 1 year ago

Deprecious.

1point

#93

Worst names of people I know or their kids’ names-Sparkle, Princess, Justus.

dragonfly325 Report

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17points

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ynyrhydref56 1 year ago

Justus is a legit Roman name

7points

#94

Cuthbert... I mean, who the f**k is called Cuthbert anymore?

algypan Report

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17points

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Cloudy 1 year ago

Anne of green gables. Marilla and Matthew Cuthbert.

7points

frequently_festive Report

#95

Seven.

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17points

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Violet Bunny 1 year ago

Was she a Borg?

8points

#96

female

orangejello

lemonjello

loser

winner

ClearFail130 Report

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17points

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soulless duck (she/her) 1 year ago

Who would name their kid loser??

6points

#97

Khaleesi.

DarthDregan Report

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16points

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Rostit . 1 year ago

surprised this isnt higher

2points

#98

Wayne Train. If you're out there Wayne, I think of you often.

royonquadra Report

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16points

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Doug the Special one 1 year ago

Not much worse than Paul Hole. P.Hole , he had a difficult time at school.

1point

ferrisbuellersmyhero Report

#99

I had twins in my first year of teaching and they were Alizé and Hennessy. Those poor kids!

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15points

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Annik Perrot 1 year ago

Alizée is kind of common in France, ever since à famous navigator called his daughter so. It's the name of a wind. Here a name can be refused by the state "in the child's interest" if it's ridiculous or has bad connotations... or goes badly with the family name. There was a trial to decide if people called Renault could call their daughter Megane, like the brand's most popular car at the time.

8points

#100

Like actual animated characters:
-Goku
-Sephiroth

Good luck to those kids.

LeoSensei Report

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15points

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#101

Gaylord.

Susplci0us-_- Report

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15points

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Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)

That's an old fashioned but very traditional name. From before the word gay had the connotation it does now. My mom has a childhood (1950's) friend named Gay. Unfortunately for her, her last name was Bender. ;) Although I think that was her maiden name, so she probably changed it after getting married. A Gay Bender could be someone's idea of a fabulous weekend. LOL!

21points