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Some stories sound too unrealistic to be true. That’s because quite often they aren’t. Whether it’s a myth, a conspiracy theory, or simply a lie someone blurted out, it might spread among people, making some of them actually believe it. And when they do, they are inclined to tell others about it.
Looking for some of the most unbelievable stories people consider to be true, redditors have repeatedly turned to the ‘Ask Reddit’ community with a question—what is the dumbest myth you have ever heard? The abundance of answers they received covered everything from dinosaur remains being planted by the government to people looking for gold for aliens. Scroll down to find more of their unbelievable answers.
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#2
Aside from everything in the bible itself, my mom told me that bibles could not burn because they contained the word of God so God protected them from being destroyed. She told me there were many instances of entire houses burning down but the bible(s) remaining intact and virtually unscathed. So I burned a bible when I was about 8 years old. Myth busted!
#3
scientology
Bernd Herbert 1 year ago
I urge everyone to read about the actual belief Scientology promotes. The founder was a bad Science-Fiction Writer and so is this cult. The main character is the galactic overlord Xenu. I am not making this shít up. And I am still amazed that people despite knowing that still follow
Boris Long-Johnson 1 year ago
This is less believable than a child of god was killed for our sins, shoved in a cave and disappeared (ie rose again)? Or how about how Lot dididled his daughters, Or Mohammed consummating his marriage with Aisha when she was 9 or 10? Religion is about what you’re used to.
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Jared Robinson 1 year ago
No, everyone has the right to believe whatever they want, as long as it doesn't harm anyone else. You have the right to believe this is a myth, others have the right to believe it is truth. And you can't do anything about it.
Nadine Saloum 1 year ago
Oooooh if you think it doesn't harm anyone you aren't very widely read...
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Amity_Calamity 1 year ago
I was editing the info for my doctors office stuff and for religion there was no option for atheism...there was however an option for scientology 😭
Ericthedead 1 year ago
Just imagine what we could accomplish if instead of religion all that energy was focused on science and the advancement of humans.
Steve Riddle 1 year ago
The Romans invented the Christian religion to control the Hebrews who rebelled against them. It was so successful that this authoritarian religion took over Europe and spread all over the world.
ghostFluff 1 year ago
everyone has a right to their own religion, I've taken enough s**t for being an atheist to say otherwise
Mint Sauce 1 year ago
Any religion!!!! Even J K Rowling hasn't made as much money from writing about a fictitious character!!!!!!
Where's_My_Adderall 1 year ago (edited)
not necessarily evil, but definately b******t. Lucifer, from the bible? is one of the kindest and most supportive entities (human or not) that I have ever met. The same goes for Lady Lilith. the Archangels are chill too. the book is b******t, the entities aren't. Edit: I'm a Pagan Witch
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Stannous Flouride 1 year ago
Charles Manson went through 150 sessions with a Scientologist cellmate and decided it was too whacky for him so asked to be put into solitary confinement.
#6
My MIL got mad at me for reaching up high to grab something while pregnant because, "That'll wrap the umbilical cord around the baby's neck!"I told her that no part of my anatomy directly connects my arms to the inside of my placenta. She didn't believe me so I googled to show her it's an old wives tale. She got upset and cried. :/ Sweet lady but damn. Use some common sense
#7
If you have "organ donor" on your driver's license then EMTs will let you die to take your organs
#8
That dwarfs didn't exist before World War 2.
A friend tried to tell me that They were bred by the Australians to be able to hide in kangaroo pouches and 'sneak attack' if the country was ever invaded.
We're not friends anymore.
#9
The world is flat, and it only looks round from space due to gravity distorting light.
#10
Breatharianism. The idea that people can live without food and all we really need to survive is oxygen. Not sure how this group still exists
#11
Dinosaurs were placed in the ground by the government in order to discredit religious people and prove evolution...or something like that. I can't remember the details. It gave me an aneurysm.
#13
Whales control the weather and are currently causing global warming.
Because apparently their movements affect ocean currents or air currents or I don't even know what. I wish I were making this up.
#14
A black cat is an omen of bad luck and if one crosses your way you have idk how many years of bad luck. Along the same lines is the mirror 7 years of bad luck, and walking under a ladder. Like, excuse me? Can that cat ration enough to put a f**king spell on you?? And how tf are inanimate objects gonna cast a f**king spell????? Like it just seems extremely dumb
#15
As recently as 1993, when I had my youngest child, there were people telling me during my pregnancy to get rid of my cat because it would get in the crib and "take the baby's breath away." The fact that I had an almost-four-year-old who survived household cats didn't hold water with them.
#16
David Icke's theory That every world leader, member of royalty and figure of importance is reptilian.
#17
I can't decide which one of these are worse.
- Having a discussion with a friend and his buddy about Bruce Lee. Then the topic of his death comes up. The conspiracy theories start to fly but it didn't really get too ridiculous until my friend's buddy piped up.
"Bruce Lee actually died when he set himself on fire while cooking hot dogs. They covered it up because no one wanted to think that the world's greatest martial artist would have done that to himself. But anyone who does a little reading will know this."
- At work we were discussing fighting games. The one guy then blurts out that the reason Asians are so good at these games is that the machines are built by other Asians to have *genetic decoders* built into the buttons. Once the machine verifies that you are Asian, the game gives you unfair advantages over your opponent. He was completely serious about this theory. When he was finished talking, there was a good 8 seconds of complete silence until my friend piped up and says, "That's.....got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard."
#18
An idiot told my wife a few weeks ago that if you are being mugged at an ATM you need to type in your PIN backwards. He thinks this will allow you to withdraw money as normal but "alerts" the police who dispatch a squad car to your location imediately.
When she asked what about people with mirror image PINs and PINs such as 4444 he still maintained that he was right. No actual answer, just insisted he was correct.
#19
My father once told with with absolute seriousness that if a snake bites you, and you survive, the snake dies instead. Apparently this is an old wives tale from India, but he defended it for a solid ten minutes before begrudgingly admitting that it didn't make any sense
#22
There is an activist group (with a large following) that claims that clouds in the sky are not real. They are just figments of everyone's imaginations because the government brain washes everyone into thinking clouds exist.
Seriously?
#23
My all time favorite is Chinese buffets are just a way of making us fatter and easier to invade.
#24
A coworker of mine believes that if you play the phrase "Yes we can." backwards, it sounds suspiciously like "Thank you Satan.", and so Obama must have made a pact with the devil in order to win the presidency. The strangest part is that he isn't particularly political, or outspokenly partisan. His real concern is ACTUALLY Satan.
#26
Magnetic balance improving bracelets. I will immediately write you off as dumb or at least very gullible if you wear one of those those things.
#27
Freemason here.
I am constantly amazed by the people who claim that Freemasons have some kind of New World Order conspiracy going on. The only thing even *more* amazing is how people who are **not** Freemasons can describe to me in detail how the entire conspiracy works, except that I, myself (you know, the guy who's *actually* a Mason), don't know about it because I'm apparently not high ranking enough.
For those who don't know, there is no "head" of Freemasons. It's a fairly loose conglomerate of Grand Lodges which oversee local lodges. In the US and Canada, each state/province has it's own head 9Grand Lodge) - there isn't any national head. In Great Britain, England, Scotland, Ireland each have their own Grand Lodges. There's no head of the organization to flow down any kinds of instructions.
Also consider: Local lodges are filled with (mainly older) members of the community, like your grandfather, uncle, the neighbor across the street, etc. Generally, I'm amazed that the local lodges can successfully plan a charity fund raiser (or sometimes, even a picnic). Planning a far-reaching extra-government conspiracy is, well, you know. Just nuts.
#28
Birth control pills will cause the downfall of society.
As my sociology professor explained, "Birth control pills let women have all the sex they want and don't have to worry about having babies, and there are more and more women who are using them and never settling down and having families. With no women getting pregnant anymore, the government will have to step in and start creating a workforce using cloning technology. These clones will grow up in a government-controlled school and trained to be mindless automatons whose goal in life is to work and to serve their government masters - they will be chemically neutered so that they aren't concerned about sex and marriage, and they will all be the same race."
Funny enough, he never thought about what would happen when the government officials die off and there are only clones left.
#29
Some guy told me about how the Illuminati gets two dead bodies every year and place them in the Coca Cola tanks. Then they use them to ferment the Coca Cola the public drinks to control us
#31
A moron I worked with, swore that the diet Pepsi I was drinking was flavored with aborted fetuses from planned parenthood... He was serious.. Google it... This dude had tattoos on his eyelids too, so not real bright to begin with
#32
Definitely the Korean urban myth of sleeping with a fan on will you. I’ve heard it explained as the blades chopping up the air creating gaps so that you suffocate in your sleep
#33
In the past few months my friend went out with a girl that said she didn't believe in dinosaurs, I don't know why this bothers me so much I mean who cares what someone else thinks right? But f*****g hell dinosaurs the evidence is so f*****g overwhelming it's like saying every night the people from the Truman Show turn on the moon.
#34
Illuminati conspiracy is the dumbest s**t I've ever heard of. I even heard that they controlled the earthquakes in Haiti
#35
The Phantom Time hypothesis. That 300 years of European history between 600-900 AD were just made up.
This is also my favorite conspiracy theory.
What do you think ?
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
In case it's not obvious, conspiracy theories drive me insane. I have an overwhelming urge to be mean to a person who says stuff like this. No idea why it triggers me so much. Like, I guess I expect everyone to have a modicum of logic.
Petra Schaap 1 year ago
its like talking to religious fanatics. They'll always try to talk themself out of it in a way that doesnt make sense. we had curfew for a while during the lockdowns. People were screaming that it was a list and it was NEVERRRR going to end. So when it ended and i confronted them they said "it was a test, it will come back later" [eye roll] Masks idem dito. it was never gonna end. Oh it did. It was a test. People were screaming we're living in a dictator ship and North Korea is better. So how come you're venting your shti on internet and why dont they shoot you on your demonstrations that were not allowed. Ah i can go on forever geezz
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pico diablo 1 year ago
1) If you put salt on a birds tail it won't be able to fly afterwards. 2) If you put a penny on a railroad track, it will shock the conductor when the train runs over it.
Laura Lett 1 year ago
My cousins (twins) where both born with both genitalia. Their parents waited until they were both in their teens to have anything done. One decided on female,the other decided to go make.
Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 1 year ago
It took more than 20 odd years of marriage before I found out my husband thinks that carbon dating is b******t, and that dinosaurs didn't live that long ago. I was dumbfounded. It's taken a while, but I've managed to explain to him what carbon dating is, and he's come around - but geeze, it scared me! LOL
Jacob B. 1 year ago
I'll add my own "crazy s**t" story. We ate "Kosher" and one day my parents said we can not eat cheese anymore. Because...wait for it....wait for it...ENZYMES! The manufacturers might be using Pork enzymes to make cheese. Me; Why would they use pork enzymes when cow enzymes are already there to make the cheese? Plus the cost to add those enzymes and replace the cow enzymes would make the cost very prohibitive. Thier response; Oh, they will do that to *forgot some bogus reason*. I was fairly independent by then, despite being a teen. told them I thought it was ridiculous and I was going to buy cheese with my own money and that was it. Six months later, they finally admitted what they were "told" was incorrect. Didn't get an apology, but never expected one in the first place. After High School I went directly into a University (a hard one to get into I may add) and they didn't even know I was in a University, they thought I was in a JC.
Jonathan Labelle 1 year ago
for me its the one that they withhelding the foe cure cancer if cancer could be cure that easily they would sell it like Tylenol
Laura Lett 1 year ago
I couldn't make it through this list. The stupidity levels made me have a migraine. I can't anymore.
wowbagger 1 year ago
I remember going through a period around ages 11 to 14, where I would have believed every one of these conspiracy theories. I also loved paranormal stories, alien abduction stories, etc. And I saved my money to order bogus products from the back pages of comic books. Then I outgrew it. I almost envy people who stay in that credulous mindset. There's something fun and magical about it.
WonderWoman 1 year ago
But, critical thinking skills are a huge asset for living and functioning. I don't envy the gullible and those who lack critical thinking, they are dangerous.
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Christian Strompen 1 year ago
My favourite conspiracy theory at the moment is, that ōLand and the ōCash- blockchain is a giant hoax. In my opinion 2,5 million users in 10 months without marketing, of which 600000 are active daily just speak for itself.
Travelling Stranger 1 year ago
surprising none of the major entries in this list included religion as a whole
Tyke 1 year ago
When I had a child I was told: 1) Put a wet tissue on their forehead to stop hiccups - poor baby had one on for hours, whilst still hiccuping. 2) If I didn't put the bible in his cot on a certain page, the evil spirits would get him. 3) Cutting a child's hair before they're talking fluently stunts their speech
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
In case it's not obvious, conspiracy theories drive me insane. I have an overwhelming urge to be mean to a person who says stuff like this. No idea why it triggers me so much. Like, I guess I expect everyone to have a modicum of logic.
Petra Schaap 1 year ago
its like talking to religious fanatics. They'll always try to talk themself out of it in a way that doesnt make sense. we had curfew for a while during the lockdowns. People were screaming that it was a list and it was NEVERRRR going to end. So when it ended and i confronted them they said "it was a test, it will come back later" [eye roll] Masks idem dito. it was never gonna end. Oh it did. It was a test. People were screaming we're living in a dictator ship and North Korea is better. So how come you're venting your shti on internet and why dont they shoot you on your demonstrations that were not allowed. Ah i can go on forever geezz
Load More Replies... pico diablo 1 year ago
1) If you put salt on a birds tail it won't be able to fly afterwards. 2) If you put a penny on a railroad track, it will shock the conductor when the train runs over it.
Laura Lett 1 year ago
My cousins (twins) where both born with both genitalia. Their parents waited until they were both in their teens to have anything done. One decided on female,the other decided to go make.
Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 1 year ago
It took more than 20 odd years of marriage before I found out my husband thinks that carbon dating is b******t, and that dinosaurs didn't live that long ago. I was dumbfounded. It's taken a while, but I've managed to explain to him what carbon dating is, and he's come around - but geeze, it scared me! LOL
Jacob B. 1 year ago
I'll add my own "crazy s**t" story. We ate "Kosher" and one day my parents said we can not eat cheese anymore. Because...wait for it....wait for it...ENZYMES! The manufacturers might be using Pork enzymes to make cheese. Me; Why would they use pork enzymes when cow enzymes are already there to make the cheese? Plus the cost to add those enzymes and replace the cow enzymes would make the cost very prohibitive. Thier response; Oh, they will do that to *forgot some bogus reason*. I was fairly independent by then, despite being a teen. told them I thought it was ridiculous and I was going to buy cheese with my own money and that was it. Six months later, they finally admitted what they were "told" was incorrect. Didn't get an apology, but never expected one in the first place. After High School I went directly into a University (a hard one to get into I may add) and they didn't even know I was in a University, they thought I was in a JC.
Jonathan Labelle 1 year ago
for me its the one that they withhelding the foe cure cancer if cancer could be cure that easily they would sell it like Tylenol
Laura Lett 1 year ago
I couldn't make it through this list. The stupidity levels made me have a migraine. I can't anymore.
wowbagger 1 year ago
I remember going through a period around ages 11 to 14, where I would have believed every one of these conspiracy theories. I also loved paranormal stories, alien abduction stories, etc. And I saved my money to order bogus products from the back pages of comic books. Then I outgrew it. I almost envy people who stay in that credulous mindset. There's something fun and magical about it.
WonderWoman 1 year ago
But, critical thinking skills are a huge asset for living and functioning. I don't envy the gullible and those who lack critical thinking, they are dangerous.
Load More Replies... Christian Strompen 1 year ago
My favourite conspiracy theory at the moment is, that ōLand and the ōCash- blockchain is a giant hoax. In my opinion 2,5 million users in 10 months without marketing, of which 600000 are active daily just speak for itself.
Travelling Stranger 1 year ago
surprising none of the major entries in this list included religion as a whole
Tyke 1 year ago
When I had a child I was told: 1) Put a wet tissue on their forehead to stop hiccups - poor baby had one on for hours, whilst still hiccuping. 2) If I didn't put the bible in his cot on a certain page, the evil spirits would get him. 3) Cutting a child's hair before they're talking fluently stunts their speech
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