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Comedian Ron White once famously called his show You Can't Fix Stupid. The statement is debatable, because in theory, education is supposed to do that, but it's a completely different story when it boils down to practice. And so there is always work to be done when pushing away the tide of ignorance.

But until then, Redditors embrace the reality by asking questions and sharing experiences. Specifically, this time around, someone on Reddit asked people to share the dumbest myths people today still believe, and the r/AskReddit community was quick to deliver.

Scroll down, enjoy the list, and why not upvote and comment some of your stories in the comment section below!

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Vaccines cause autism…..

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could upvote this more than once! AUTISM IS A NEUROLOGICAL CONDITION DETERMINED BEFORE BIRTH, TYPICALLY CAUSED BY GENETIC FACTORS

Alias-the-shade
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I’m already autistic is getting multiple vaccines gonna multiplier it or something?!

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Lace Neil
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if it was true, which it most certainly isn't, but if it was, wouldn't you rather have an autistic child than a dead child?

Hippopotamuses
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn’t it incredible how much damage one sad fraudulent loser managed to do!

Margaret H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the dim, dark ages when I was a girl, our next-door neighbour's son got polio in one of the epidemics that rolled through. He spent the rest of his life in an iron lung and died before his 21st birthday. Our parents jumped with joy when the vaccine was developed. Autism was no more prevalent afterwards than it was before vaccination.

Ellie Ahmed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandmother contracted rubella during pregnancy before MMR vaccine was available and my aunt was born with Congenital Rubella Syndrome, a condition that can affect babies exposed to rubella in the womb. She is profoundly intellectually disabled (ranging somewhere between a toddler and a five year old), non-verbal apart from groans, can't care for herself without 24 hour support, and despite really fantastic care is often confused, frustrated and scared by a world she doesn't always understand. She is very beloved as she is, but none of us are kidding ourselves that her life could have been so much richer and less challenging for her without this condition. If the MMR vaccine had been available to my grandmother before her pregnancy, this didn't need to happen. Not every baby with congenital rubella had as severe a deficit as my aunty, but she is far from a unique case in her generation. The idea of scrapping a vaccine that prevents this happening is insane to me

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censorshipsucks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

since many scientists are on the ASD spectrum, and scientists create vaccines, we can conclude that autism causes vaccines.

Cyber Returns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love asking anti-vaxxers "Would you protest a vaccine that 100% stops autism?"

What??
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

101 ways to tell someone's a idiot: 'vaccines cause autism'

Joe Publique
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of scientists are somewhere on the spectrum, therefore it could be argued that autism causes vaccines. Go figure...

Jane Cortez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fodder for those who do not read, watch infomercials for educational purposes, survived drinking bleach as a homemade colonic.

Celtic Pirate Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I think more people should get their medical information from former Playboy Bunnies (looking at you Jenny McCarthy. You're a complete moron).

Mystery Egg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The doctor that suggested this had taken out a patent for single vaccines just before studying the mixed MMR jab. His results were that the mixed MMR jab caused autism but he only tested 6 children, refused to re-do the study and some of the kids already had autism. If he could have proved it, he would have been a multi millionaire overnight because of the singe Vaccine patent. He was also stuck off for medical negligence a year later. He moved to the US and started peddling his nonsense.

Ray McArdle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, Don Imus (US deceased talk show host) promoted this on his show. There's no evidence for it.

Martine Borge
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My argument will always be; ok, but would you rather have a child with autism or a child that is dead?

Lily from England
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone with an Autistic sister. People need to stop fking staying this. It’s utter bullsh*t - and you just look like a tw*t. 🙈

Ashen Mccann (They/Them)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my friends mom thinks Tylenol causes autism....their adopted they dont know s**t about his mom.

Redhen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a late diagnosed adult on the autism spectrum I get tired of having to continue reading about it.

KnightOwl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if they did cause autism, I'd rather have an autistic kid than a dead one. I have 5 autistic neices and nephews and wouldn't change a thing about any of them.

Jan Bowyer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sometimes wonder if the faux news watchers are of an age where Cronkite and other credible media reported news and were completely trustworthy. The antis are just very slow to realize that the Tuckers, Seans, et al are nowhere near as honest as the news media people were back in the 60's and 70's.

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MDPratt
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can’t say this enough!! Vaccines do not cause AUTISM!!! Like and_a_touch_of_the_’tism said AUTISM IS A NEUROLOGICAL CONDITION DETERMINED BEFORE BIRTH, TYPICALLY CAUSED BY GENETIC FACTORS

Dave Kerr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't tell Robert F Kennedy Jr. He is running for president and hates vaccines.

Casmera Norwich
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish those Hollywood know-nothing influencers would keep their unfounded "medical information" to themselves. So many people have been harmed by believing that vaccines are bad....

Doodles1983
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genetic disposition is a cause. But genuine stress and poor health and well-being in either parent before conception is a problem. And inflammation is a huge problem in most cases.

Gwenn Kuhns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finding that a lot of children that have Autism and ADD/ADHD have a relative that was exposed to Agent Orange

Just Sayin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone in here think they know it all or specialize in Autism . Wow. How about if it really does cause autism? How would you know it doesn't? I'm not saying it does but what if.....

Ellie Ahmed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what if staring at the clouds during pregnancy causes autism? And what if that one time you ate a piece of carrot in 5th grade caused it? What if it's all that dihydrogen monoxide you've been swilling? Unless you specialise in autism, you can't prove they aren't responsible. You can't prove that every single thing that you've ever done in your entire life didn't cause it. You can't prove that autism isn't a myth. You can't prove the moon landing isn't fake. You can't prove that the moon itself isn't fake. One of the fantastic things about science is that we don't have to treat every nonsense hypothesis as equally plausible. We can use our energy researching things that might actually be worthwhile.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Trickle down economics.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread That there are dozens of hot singles in my area just dying to meet me.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread When I had cancer a few years back and was doing chemotherapy I had people who constantly questioned that I actually "had cancer" due to the fact that my hair didn't fall out until I was actually in remission (Had been off chemo for about 2-3 weeks when my hair started gradually thinning and falling out).

It's a complete myth that every single person's hair will have the same reaction to chemo. Some people lose hair right away, some don't. Everybody is different.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread I still believe that if any of my limbs hang off the bed while sleeping that a monster will grab them. I also believe that the moment I remember this and pull them back on the bed is just in the nick of time before a monster grabs them.

You can't prove there isn't a monster under my bed.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Fish only have a 5 second memory. My fish are fed automatically on a timer and they know dinner time better than my goddamn cat

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Religion imo

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Tear here to open.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread The whole “Alpha/Beta male” thing

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread
“Lightning never strikes the same place twice.”

Yes it does, that’s the entire reason for lightning rods on buildings.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread That humans only use 10% of their brain. This is false, regardless of how those who proclaim this myth seemingly demonstrate that it is in fact true.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread That you eat spiders in your sleep.

Spider will not knowingly walk into a preditors mouth.

They can sense both the heartbeat, heat and noise from humans. All things that would alert them not to go into our mouth.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread
Life is fair, and bad things only happen to people who deserve it.

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“Do what you love and never work a day in your life.”

No one is paying me to play video games and eat pizza.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread That there are magic pills that make you lose weight and gain muscle without ever going to a gym. Or that there are snake oils that will take years off of your face and make you look young. There's a sucker born every minute.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread There are dumber ones out there, but the one I, as an estate lawyer, deal with constantly is the idea that there needs to be a "reading" of the will, where the family all gather and the lawyer reads it aloud to them for the first time. We don't do that, we just mail everyone their own copy if they want it.

It's a really stubbornly persistent one because people continue to see scenes of it in movies and TV shows, where it's used for some big dramatic reveal. I've even had irate beneficiaries insist that the administration of the estate can't be "official" until there's a reading.

Way, *way* back, like 150 years ago or so, I believe we used to do something like that at times because you couldn't exactly presume literacy on the part of the beneficiaries, but now we feel it's a pretty safe bet that you can either read it or find someone who can.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Corporations care or even exist for any reason other than to make money.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread "Lie detectors" as a literal thing.

There's a reason they aren't admissible as evidence in court in most places.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Still blows my mind that people think the Earth is flat.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread
That Einstein failed his grade school math class. It was the subject of a Ripley’s Believe It or Not column in 1935 and Einstein himself refuted the article. In primary school he had been at the top of class and by 15 he had mastered differential and integral calculus.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread You have to wait 48 hours to report someone missing

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Detox drinks

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Anything about MSG. I battle with my health conscious wife about this often.

EDIT: Too much of anything is bad for you. I still don’t understand the demonization of MSG.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread At some point, a viral video allegedly proved that the “beg buttons” at crosswalks are just placebos.

Some of them are, but most of them really do add a cycle for pedestrians to get a walk signal. You should use them regardless

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread That magnetic jewelry / healing will cure just about anything. A dude named Mesmer the 1780 came up with the idea, and it have been debunked many times - yet it’s still a billion dollar industry. Fun fact - the word “mesmerized” is related to him.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Halloween candy is commonly laced with [illegal substances] or razor blades.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Had a cab driver insisting that the reactor meltdown at Fukushima was a failed Chinese attack on the US. The plan was to superheat the rods so they'd burn into the ground, through the center of the Earth, and come out in America and irradiate it.

Amazing.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread It is believed in Indian culture that keeping your unibrow means “good luck” I kept my unibrow for 20 years thinking it is my “good luck” until I got stage 5th of kidney failure and I did my eyebrows after that because who gives a f**k about luck anymore. Now my eyebrows look cute af.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread I remember the myth that gum takes 7 YEARS to fully pass through your digestive system

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That you can target fat loss in specific areas of the body by doing certain exercises (like doing sit-ups to lose belly fat)

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread "Oh, I dont want a raise/make more money, because then I'll lose more money to taxes and take home less!"

You only get taxed on the money thats made above your current bracket. Its literally impossible to make more money and take home less.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread That the underdogs are:

always good;

always right.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread My dad had this guy helping him out (think Big Box store DIY curb ready helper) who told him "If you sleep with your hair wet, you will bleed out of your mouth"... and he was 110% sure that was fact.

We were both just confused and bewildered at this statement.

What the hell had this guy witnessed?!

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Had to explain to a grown a*s adult that blood isn’t blue inside the body and red once it hits oxygen because… blood already carries oxygen.

ETA: I didn’t expect this to take off, I first commented when the post was brand new and only had 30 comments. I understand that I came off as a snarky a*****e about it, but the dude and I were cool after 10 minutes of convincing him that what he was taught was a myth. No hurt feelings, buds.

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread
So many people think Narwhals are mythical.

A more serious one, that people who have been hurt or oppressed are morally better. My Mom thought that because she had been hurt by her Dad, whatever she did to the family was somehow justified. The Hutus were legitimately oppressed by the Tutsis (but to be fair, that comes back to Leopold, the patron satan of Africa). All people are fundamentally similar.

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Astrology. It's just a fun nerdy thing but now it's almost religious beliefs

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread That you can write a comment 36 minutes after the post has been made and believe that it will gain any sort of traction

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Being cold is what makes you sick

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40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread There are still people who believe that having [making love] in certain positions or eating certain foods can influence the sex of your unborn child or impact whether you have twins/multiples.

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People think bats are blind. They aren’t

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#41

That shaving makes your hair grow back thicker. My 37 year old partner still believes this and it does my nut in!

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#42

40 Myths People Think Are True, Yet They Are in Reality Very, Very False, As Shared In This Online Thread Headlights off at night is a gang-banger initiation rite. So, don't flash your lights at them.

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That Titanic’s third class were locked below, and not allowed into the boats. Just about any myth on the Titanic topic (especially conspiracy theories) are extremely dumb.

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