science, b**ch!

How dare you reveal his secret identity? Just between the two of us, my dad is his associate!

Mmmm. I love frozen peas. Or peas straight from the pod. Yum yum.

I thought people who spoke English were just faking it and everyone's native language was Ukrainian.

i grew up believing all people learned at least 2 other languages just to function in this world. how ignorant i was :D

I thought that English was the proper, default language. That the English word for something (tree, for instance), was the proper word for it and that the word in other languages wasn't correct. I was (and am) a strange child.

Wouldn't that be a sweet idea?!

What a charming thought.

I thought there were only two languages: Dutch and English (aka just talk gibberish)

I used to think 1. Languages were like codes. A four letter word would have four letters in every language, and if you crack the code, you can read that language. 2. Even if you weren't speaking english, you heard it. For example, a french person could say "bonjour" and the french person they were talking to would hear "hello".

That is incredibly adorable.

oh, I love this, too sweet xx

The only thing close to learning another language for me is writing a whole Christmas letter in spanish for school. I was 5, all we were tought was colors and numbers. All I know is english and some Korean words and phrases

Me too like oh we get English, they get Slovenian (which is a bi**h to learn if you're not a child)

We just yell louder and speak slower in English whenever we go to another country. And repeat same thing till somebody gets it.

If only...

Such a good idea though

You mean it isn't?

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.

Somebody didn't do enough maze solving as a child. ;-)

more like idiot pastor

My father actually told me what Roxanne was actually about when I was young, but I didn't know what a prostitute was at the time.

that was cruel

This seems like a pretty common belief amongst kids

Oh, God.

Understandable. 1 is the smallest-100 is the largest. It's a unit of measurement that children can relate to..

Parents are a magical force.

In Med School at least XDDDDD

Its sort of true just most dont get fertilised

Well there is definitely some miserable git that turns them all to red when he sees me coming.

I thought that long haired dogs and cats were girls and short haired ones were boys.

It bothers me when parents give a child a name that sounds cute for infants and children but immature for adults. I sometimes suggest, "Put 'President' at the beginning of the name. How how appropriate does that combination sound?"

For me, I thought there was a black and white period, a low-resolution period, and a normal one.

Napoleon Blownaparte

I am italian but when I speak/write in english I think in english I do not translate from italian...

Awww

I always thought when a woman threw up she was pregnant immediately after. This was thought when i was 6 or 7. Every time i threw up after that i sobbed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

When I heard the term "Great depression" the first time I thought it was because evrybody was really unhappy with how things were going. They never explained it here in the UK fully in history lessons. They just said "and at that time America was going through the great depression."

That's amazing-

I wish I had subtitles in *my* head. Life would be easier.

so young...

No, your other right!

#LMAO

That’s one way to keep the ruffles to yourself

I used to think when there was a young version of a person on a program or movie then it was actually a video of the actor when they were a kid

Is your nickname Stumpy now?

That teacher was a bitch