science, b**ch!

How dare you reveal his secret identity? Just between the two of us, my dad is his associate!

Mmmm. I love frozen peas. Or peas straight from the pod. Yum yum.

I thought people who spoke English were just faking it and everyone's native language was Ukrainian.

You mean it isn't?

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.

Somebody didn't do enough maze solving as a child. ;-)

more like idiot pastor

My father actually told me what Roxanne was actually about when I was young, but I didn't know what a prostitute was at the time.

that was cruel

This seems like a pretty common belief amongst kids

Oh, God.

Understandable. 1 is the smallest-100 is the largest. It's a unit of measurement that children can relate to..

Parents are a magical force.

In Med School at least XDDDDD

Its sort of true just most dont get fertilised

Well there is definitely some miserable git that turns them all to red when he sees me coming.

I thought that long haired dogs and cats were girls and short haired ones were boys.

It bothers me when parents give a child a name that sounds cute for infants and children but immature for adults. I sometimes suggest, "Put 'President' at the beginning of the name. How how appropriate does that combination sound?"

For me, I thought there was a black and white period, a low-resolution period, and a normal one.

Napoleon Blownaparte

I am italian but when I speak/write in english I think in english I do not translate from italian...

Awww

I always thought when a woman threw up she was pregnant immediately after. This was thought when i was 6 or 7. Every time i threw up after that i sobbed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

When I heard the term "Great depression" the first time I thought it was because evrybody was really unhappy with how things were going. They never explained it here in the UK fully in history lessons. They just said "and at that time America was going through the great depression."

That's amazing-

I wish I had subtitles in *my* head. Life would be easier.

so young...

When Homer Simpson was 'Poochie', he asked Itchy&Scratchy's voice actor if the cartoon will be broadcast live and I think this is d'ohtally cute..

I thought all the songs playing in the radio were live and that the bands musst be really stressed out to get in/out of the studio in time for the next band to start their song

That 9/11 thing makes total sense if you were a kid when it happened.

I thought the same things lol

Thought that actors had to perform shows over and over again. And that cartoon characters were people in like mascot costumes.

Me too lol I was like how are they doing it again and again so perfectly

TBH the date was probably selected to mock emergency services considering what happened.

No, your other right!

#LMAO

That’s one way to keep the ruffles to yourself

I used to think when there was a young version of a person on a program or movie then it was actually a video of the actor when they were a kid

Is your nickname Stumpy now?

That teacher was a bitch

Like when Elmer Fudd stuck the rifle barrel into the hole and it curled up out of the hole behind him!