science, b**ch!

How dare you reveal his secret identity? Just between the two of us, my dad is his associate!

Mmmm. I love frozen peas. Or peas straight from the pod. Yum yum.

I thought people who spoke English were just faking it and everyone's native language was Ukrainian.

You mean it isn't?

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.

Somebody didn't do enough maze solving as a child. ;-)

more like idiot pastor

My father actually told me what Roxanne was actually about when I was young, but I didn't know what a prostitute was at the time.

that was cruel

This seems like a pretty common belief amongst kids

Oh, God.

Understandable. 1 is the smallest-100 is the largest. It's a unit of measurement that children can relate to..

Parents are a magical force.

In Med School at least XDDDDD

In 4th grade ( around '90/'91) we were in the computer lab and our teacher had her screen on the projector so we could see what she was doing. First she said put in your password well all I saw was the asterisk and I thought that's dumb now we all know her password. Then she hit enter and said "now we're connected to the computer at the local library; I thought who cares it's not doing anything.

I believed handwriting was a matter of voluntarily infusing completely arbitrary squiggles with meaning. Like magic. That’s it. I thought being able to write was magic.

Oh, when I was a small child before I learned how to write, I pretended to write by just scribbling such lines on paper. The interesting thing, I knew perfectly well what I 'wrote' and could 'read' it, word after word, and repeat it as many times you want

I wrote like as a little kid and thought I was an author of great stories! I would even read them to people.

Shorthand?

Its sort of true just most dont get fertilised

Well there is definitely some miserable git that turns them all to red when he sees me coming.

I thought that long haired dogs and cats were girls and short haired ones were boys.

It bothers me when parents give a child a name that sounds cute for infants and children but immature for adults. I sometimes suggest, "Put 'President' at the beginning of the name. How how appropriate does that combination sound?"

For me, I thought there was a black and white period, a low-resolution period, and a normal one.

Napoleon Blownaparte

I am italian but when I speak/write in english I think in english I do not translate from italian...

Awww

I always thought when a woman threw up she was pregnant immediately after. This was thought when i was 6 or 7. Every time i threw up after that i sobbed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

When I heard the term "Great depression" the first time I thought it was because evrybody was really unhappy with how things were going. They never explained it here in the UK fully in history lessons. They just said "and at that time America was going through the great depression."

That's amazing-

I wish I had subtitles in *my* head. Life would be easier.

so young...

No, your other right!

#LMAO

That’s one way to keep the ruffles to yourself

I used to think when there was a young version of a person on a program or movie then it was actually a video of the actor when they were a kid

Is your nickname Stumpy now?

That teacher was a bitch

Like when Elmer Fudd stuck the rifle barrel into the hole and it curled up out of the hole behind him!