science, b**ch!

How dare you reveal his secret identity? Just between the two of us, my dad is his associate!

Mmmm. I love frozen peas. Or peas straight from the pod. Yum yum.

I thought people who spoke English were just faking it and everyone's native language was Ukrainian.

You mean it isn't?

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.

Somebody didn't do enough maze solving as a child. ;-)

more like idiot pastor

My father actually told me what Roxanne was actually about when I was young, but I didn't know what a prostitute was at the time.

that was cruel

This seems like a pretty common belief amongst kids

Oh, God.

Understandable. 1 is the smallest-100 is the largest. It's a unit of measurement that children can relate to..

Parents are a magical force.

In Med School at least XDDDDD

Its sort of true just most dont get fertilised

Well there is definitely some miserable git that turns them all to red when he sees me coming.

I thought that long haired dogs and cats were girls and short haired ones were boys.

And platypuses were secret agents XD

Me too, except for the cartoon part (Sylvester, Tom, Garfield, Lady).

And Lady bugs were all girls

I never did bc my dog was a girl and my cat is a boy

Top Cat and all his friends were boys. Lassie was a Girl.

Same thing with tigers and lions. I tought they are the same animal but tigers are the females and lions are the males.

This is a joke from the TV show Community. Troy thinks all dogs are boys and cats are girls.

Never seen Tom & Jerry?

You are not alone. I knew an elderly woman who to her dying day called every dog a "he" and every cat a "she", and the only language she spoke was English.

strange cartoons the one you saw. Most often cats are male

It bothers me when parents give a child a name that sounds cute for infants and children but immature for adults. I sometimes suggest, "Put 'President' at the beginning of the name. How how appropriate does that combination sound?"

For me, I thought there was a black and white period, a low-resolution period, and a normal one.

Napoleon Blownaparte

I am italian but when I speak/write in english I think in english I do not translate from italian...

Awww

I always thought when a woman threw up she was pregnant immediately after. This was thought when i was 6 or 7. Every time i threw up after that i sobbed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

When I heard the term "Great depression" the first time I thought it was because evrybody was really unhappy with how things were going. They never explained it here in the UK fully in history lessons. They just said "and at that time America was going through the great depression."

That's amazing-

I wish I had subtitles in *my* head. Life would be easier.

so young...

No, your other right!

#LMAO

That’s one way to keep the ruffles to yourself

I used to think when there was a young version of a person on a program or movie then it was actually a video of the actor when they were a kid

Is your nickname Stumpy now?

That teacher was a bitch

Like when Elmer Fudd stuck the rifle barrel into the hole and it curled up out of the hole behind him!