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String_Peens , Karolina Kaboompics Report

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense “All women want is money” because I asked what he did for work. He was unemployed. Sir, we are both almost 30. We aren’t kids anymore, how are you able to make such a statement when you don’t even have a job? I don’t want your money, I want to date a grown man who isn’t looking to turn his girlfriend into his mother so he doesn’t have to do anything all day.

Final score:

251points

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StrangeOne 4 weeks ago

I can see where they're both coming from. But if he's unemployed, he should be focusing on getting his s**t together and using his savings for surviving, before pursuing a relationship, or dating. In fact, someone unemployed I would be very suspicious how he's earning money to pay for a date. Unless she's paying.

51points

We managed to get in touch with TakinShots, and the Redditor told Bored Panda that the idea for the post "came about when a friend told our friend group that guys and girls can't be friends. At that point, I was curious about what other silly things people have heard being said to them."

"I would say most of the answers are based around specific things being said on actual dates," the author of the post added.

"A lot of the answers involve people saying something sexist or doing something really awkward on a date. There's a wide variety of responses that are all entertaining to read, but some, like the fake bomb story, are really scary too!"

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Maybe not the dumbest thing he's said but it's the most consistent.

My brother, literally anytime a woman is mad or even just annoyed with him: "Aww did your period just start?"

I'm convinced my brother will die a virgin. It's better for humanity that way. My husband worked with someone who knows my brother and she told him that my brother's attitude and behavior towards her and her friends is the reason she's a lesbian.

McSmashley , nd3000 Report

Final score:

232points

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Srinivasan S 1 month ago

America, it'll be good for you if Kamala Harris wins

133points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 weeks ago

Hell yeah it will. I can't wait to have the angry black lady in charge. Let's do this thing and FIX a country that's been led by stupid white men for too long.

26points

New Everywhere 4 weeks ago

@RayCeeya I could be wrong here but I don't think you meant "angry black woman" maliciously. But do me a favor, and I ask as a black woman, do some research. It's not a compliment. BUT she is a very strong candidate for the job tho and I think it will be a welcome push forward for this country

19points

Kael jones 4 weeks ago

Yeah, I really do not want the orange man running our country again.

18points

Papa 4 weeks ago

It's not that I don't agree, because I do, but I'm curious why you posted it as a reply to this particular post. They don't seem to be related.

11points

La Lucy 4 weeks ago

Why? Simply because she's a woman? Or a POC? We Need GOOD candidates on both sides. Not a box that checked for Veep in 3030 or a cheeto.

9points

Michael Danhauer 4 weeks ago

I agree, but I fail to see how it's going to change asshats like OPs bro...

6points

Nitka Tsar 4 weeks ago

I think so too but what does that have to do with this post?

6points

LizzieBoredom 4 weeks ago

We (the people) already elected a female president.

5points

ZuriLovesYou 4 weeks ago (edited)

What does that have to do with this post?

3points

Jude Laskowski 3 weeks ago

Why? She hasn't done anything worthwhile in the 3 1/2 years she's been VP.

2points

Nikki Gross 4 weeks ago (edited)

I've said it before, I would rather have another 8 years of Bush, then another 4 years of Trump. Considering my intense HATRED of Bush, that should tell you how desperate I am to NOT see Trump back in the White House.

2points

Jane Hower 6 days ago

But horrible for the rest of us.

1point

James King 4 days ago

White House Chief of Cybersecurity states on video seven months ago that Kamala Harris is universally despised in the WH and DNC. Now, they're telling you how great she is. They think you're that stupid, and from this comment and the responses they're right.

0points

Sophia Athene 3 weeks ago

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0points

JessieJ&LilyLovebug 4 weeks ago

This American agrees, wholeheartedly!

0points

DragonofMordor 4 weeks ago

Yes it will. But also, it would be good for us if anyone besides Trump wins.

0points

DB 4 weeks ago

Yes. It will definitely make people finally realize how low the Democratic party has sunk. Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom in order to understand what put you there .

0points

what (she/they/it?) 4 weeks ago

to be fair, (not haiting on you opinion) kamala whats to build the wall that trump was going to build, she isnt the best but it will be better then trump.

0points

Deb Dedon 4 weeks ago

All we gotta do is vote her into the White House!

0points

4 weeks ago

Please don’t say if

0points

ConstantlyJon 4 weeks ago

please. she's got my vote fore sure.

0points

Deeelite 4 weeks ago

Fingers crossed!!!!!

0points

Donna Peluda 3 weeks ago

I just can't Imagen Trumps tiny Pi. ..... Ego if he looses to a woman

-1point

Elvira394 4 weeks ago (edited)

Not sure why so many people assume that if it's not orange, it's automatically better. Our sitting VP is using campaign dollars to manipulate headlines for her gain. I'm not sure how it's legal when even Facebook won't stoop low enough to sell such ads. But her happy willingness to seek power through manipulation, censorship, and deceit, does not bode well for our country. How could our Dems not have a single more suitable candidate? There must be someone!!

-2points

Alyce 4 weeks ago

I'm sorry, are you high? That woman is dumber than inflatable furniture

-2points

SkyBlueandBlack 4 weeks ago

Anyone with at least two brain cells to rub together knows that.

-2points

Americans Suck 4 weeks ago

Stfu with the politics.

-3points

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Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago

Er, being around a misogynist doesn't "make someone a lesbian."

17points

winterwidow87 4 weeks ago (edited)

Yeah i get it may have been a joke, but it's an outdated one. We're lesbians because we like women, not because of shîtty men. It makes it seems like our sexûality is a choice, and it may give some men the impression that they can "change us" if they're nice enough.

11points

Space Invader 4 weeks ago

Hit back with "Awww, did your puberty start?"

16points

M B 4 weeks ago

🤣👍

2points

Tabitha 4 weeks ago (edited)

No, my period didn’t start (I’m post-menopausal), but if you’re so eager to see blood, I can make that happen. With your nose jumping in front of my fist.

10points

Comedy Clumbers 4 weeks ago

Can we be friends?

2points

Traveling Lady Railfan 4 weeks ago

Even if it did, my period only lasts a few days. Your stupidity lasts forever.

10points

Michael Largey 4 weeks ago

Men who ask "Aww did your period just start?" will rarely find themselves in a situation where the answer is relevant to them.

7points

LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 month ago

I hope their response is "no, you're just an idiot".

7points

Alex Kennedy 1 month ago

Nah, there’s always someone out there who hates themselves enough that that works for them.

5points

Aidan Pite 4 weeks ago

Can confirm, for every sad little incel, there is at least one person with even lower self esteem who's desperate enough for affection to subject themselves to that kind of treatment. Don't make my mistakes.

4points

PFD 4 weeks ago

That's supposed to be the point of the negging and stuff, right? It's explicitly intended to be a filter because these nasty little shits don't want to waste their time with anyone who isn't vulnerable. A bit like the way spelling and grammar mistakes in phishing emails are there to filter out educated, cautious and sceptical people.

2points

Nikole 1 month ago

Sadly, yeah.

1point

Comedy Clumbers 4 weeks ago

I'm lesbian because of my factory wiring, but some men do make me particularly glad I was born so.

4points

A_rubber_duck 4 weeks ago

I’m loving how we can only bash democrats. As if they’re the only ones who never screw up. Grow up and realize that other people have different opinions than you, and stop downvoting people unless it’s a spam comment or something that’s actually hateful.

2points

Guess Undheit 4 weeks ago

My male sibling is an incel. It's pathetic to watch him grow old, always believing he's "treated unfairly" because he sees women as things and not people.

2points

Thanos'Fingers 4 weeks ago

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0points

tori Ohno 4 weeks ago

I don't have a period. My behavior is a direct manifestation of You. Stop being psycho and do will I.

2points

Upstaged75 4 weeks ago

That's a great way to get punched in the face. He sounds repulsive.

2points

Schnitzel 4 weeks ago

I'm waiting for papers so that I can vote Kamala from overseas!

2points

Ru Bee 4 weeks ago

Yes it did it's a pity your mother's didn't 30 years ago..... Smh.

2points

Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 4 weeks ago

Even as a stupid teenager, I would never have said that. Now,as a stupid adult, I wouldn't even think it.

2points

C.O. Shea 1 month ago

My freaking mother asked me that when I got upset. Yeaahhh... she died alone.

2points

Dusty's mom 4 weeks ago

That's a shallow thing to say about lesbians. Lesbians don't choose to partner with women because of male dickheads. There was never any attraction to men at all. Maybe a bi woman would use that reason, but not a lesbian.

1point

Lina Rudoy 4 weeks ago

I’m also convinced that he will die a virgin

1point

Vinnie 4 weeks ago

Maybe the brother is projecting because he's suffering from blue balls. Or cramps in one hand and lower arm.

1point

TheGoodBoi 4 weeks ago

Oof. I'm not a woman, and I still want to slap him into next week..

1point

Koalafied to komment 4 weeks ago

It's extra funny if one knows that when the period starts, all female hormone levels drop to the lowest point. So menstruation is the time when hormone levels of men and women are the most similar they can get!

1point

LuckyPineapple 3 weeks ago

This is actually considered sexual harassment. A guy said this to me in front of a teacher once and he got sent to the dean for sexual harassment

0points

EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 3 weeks ago

Why is this the go to for men when we show any emotion? It couldn't possibly be that we had a bad day or we are tired, got bad news, overworked or stupid men who make stupid comments pissed us off. But no, it has to be our periods. Tool bags!

0points

Plant lady 3 weeks ago

I come to Bored Panda for entertainment. Tired of all the political commentary. That’s why I left IG.

0points

jon gilbertson 3 weeks ago

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0points

Emie N. 4 weeks ago

Of course if she's gay it's because she's not sexually into men. But otherwise it's a good joke.

0points

Robin Roper 4 weeks ago

I'd look straight at him and ask, "You're a virgin aren't you?"

0points

DC and S 4 weeks ago

So just how many times has he been punched in the face?

0points

dremetrius 4 weeks ago

"Quite the contrary, I can feel my entire reproductive system drying up at the sound of your voice."

0points

lwolf1952 4 weeks ago

I don't think having a "reason" is why someone is a lesbian. Lady Gaga song here. You know which one.

0points

Roland C. 4 weeks ago

That's so offensive! Doesn't he know you're just supposed to tell a woman to calm down?

0points

Anxious&Bored Bear 4 weeks ago

After I had been on hormones for a couple of months, I told my SO that the 2 weeks a month that I'm on testosterone I want to fight, the other 2 weeks when the estrogen takes over, I want to cry. I don't tell him when I start the testosterone, so he is never quite sure of my potential reaction to anything.

0points

Deb Dedon 4 weeks ago

OP's brother isn't ignorant - he's just an a$$. And he probably isn't a virgin.

0points

שני מוריק 4 weeks ago

Mabey the op isn't American don't see the connection to kamala

0points

detective miller's hat 4 weeks ago

My parents may not be the most progressive folks, but they definitely did something right when it came to raising my brothers. .....altho probably having 3 older sisters helped a lil bit xD

0points

justagirl 4 weeks ago

seriously?! i put this guy with the idiots who know nothing about periods but pretend they do. lookin at you, guy tiktokers who make women seem like irrational gluttons whilst on period.

0points

Magicrat 4 weeks ago

Now I truly see what Bored Pandas are. Accepting, loving, understanding...unless your opinion differs in anyway. Not an open forum. A left wing club. F most of you you and the dumba.. named Kamala

-1point

Vera Diblikova 4 weeks ago

A new trend to disclaim PMS?

-1point

Lee 4 weeks ago

F**k off

0points

lordadriancrossofsea , Anything Goes With James English Report

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Seems 18-25 year old lads talking about Andrew Tate and wondering why girls can't stand them.

Final score:

225points

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Helena 1 month ago

Guaranteed woman repelant

170points

This makes sense. Samantha Joel, who is an Assistant Professor in the Psychology Department at the University of Utah, focuses her research on how people make decisions about their romantic relationships.

She scheduled a talk in October 2019 at the University of Waterloo in Canada with the straightforward title: "Can we help people pick better romantic partners?"

To answer that question, she teamed up with 85 of the world's most renowned scientists, combining data from 43 studies, mining hundreds of variables collected from more than 10,000, and utilizing state-of-the-art machine learning models. And the answer was no.

The number one—and most surprising—lesson in the data, Joel said, is how unpredictable relationships seem to be. She and her coauthors found that the demographics, preferences, and values of two people had surprisingly little power in predicting whether those two people were happy in a romantic relationship.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Friend dated a guy who took her cat to the shelter as a stray. The cat was chipped and they called her to pick it up. She couldn't figure out how the cat got out and the boyfriend claimed he didn't know.

It happened a second time, and she had the cameras checked for the person dropping the cat off. She called him on it and he denied it.

She broke up with him, but I always joke that she drove him to the shelter instead.

Ristar87 , Mia X Report

Final score:

206points

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cherry~ 4 weeks ago

One of the first signs someone is not a good partner is how they treat animals. An abuser of animals WILL have humans as their next target. It's not a matter of IF they'll do it, but WHEN they'll do it.

151points

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense I occasionally get migraines, and one of my coworkers asked me how my husband feels about me having migraines. Which I thought was a weird question but I replied along the lines of "he feels bad that he can't do anything to help me when I have one."

Coworker then says, "No, I mean, because like I couldn't deal being with a woman that had an illness or something like that, I'm too high energy for that, I wouldn't be able to be with her."

I said, so you think that my husband would want to leave me because I get migraines? He said yeah. I said, so if you were married and your wife got sick with something like cancer or some other disease, you'd leave her? He said yeah I didn't sign up for all of that.

I politely told him to never get married with that attitude, people can't help that they're sick. Damn.

90sMusicRules , George Milton Report

Final score:

193points

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Cat Chat 4 weeks ago

I dumped a guy who wouldn't support me when I was sick. It's when my chronic pancreatitis started and I was in the hospital about every 6 weeks. He would just say "call me when you get out". When he wanted to eat out and I would tell him I had been throwing up all day and didn't feel like eating at all, he would answer back "you don't have to eat anything. Just sit there and keep me company". That was the last time I talked to him.

120points

Significant_Road5744 , Luis Quintero Report

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "It's for me okay to beat woman, I mean sometimes they really deserve it" I was like RUN. RUN as fast as you can to myself hahah.

Final score:

188points

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Angela C 1 month ago

So the trash took itself out

85points

TakinShots believes that society's perception of being single depends largely on who you ask. "I would say most people are fine with being single, and a lot of people don't really care. Perhaps in certain social situations, the question of whether someone has a partner may come up, and there might be a certain 'expectation' that a person with X job or Y personality should have a partner. At that point, there might be some surprise. As for judging others who are single, it can happen, but this is a minority population; it's very immature and reeks of insecurity."

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "I only want to sleep with under 21s because I want to feel firm flesh"

Said by a 30 year old involuntary celibate to a room full of 30 year old women.

bubberoff , Polina Zimmerman Report

Final score:

182points

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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 month ago

Guess he'll be feeling that "firm flesh" with his own hand.

229points

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "Women don't know what they want. That's why they need a confident man to tell them what they want."

Interesting. Seems to me like it takes an adverage of 2 weeks for women to deside they don't want you.

SadPandaFromHell , nappy Report

Final score:

171points

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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 month ago (edited)

Oh, we may not know exactly what we want, but we are very sure of what we don't want, sir, and that would be YOU.

135points

#10

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense When I hear men, usually straight and Caucasian (but not always) espousing the red pill nonsense, it makes me cringe.

I wish they could understand that they are being told what they want to hear, where they are the victims of some grand conspiracy… when really what they’re experiencing is not being handed the world like they were promised.

I have / had a friend that went hardcore right wing / Alex Jones during the pandemic and never returned. We went out drinking a couple times and it just became too awkward for us to maintain a friendship. He was also dating a girlfriend of mine, who dumped him slightly before he went fully insane, and likely contributed to him falling into the void.

The red pill guys just don’t understand the irony of their prerogative: I.e they are mad that they are being forced into a lifestyle and culture they don’t agree with and painted as “the bad guys”, when literally every single one of their policy objectives seeks to subjugate every racial, gender and sexual minority lol.

They suddenly think that vaccines are a communist conspiracy, and political correctness is brainwashing, while simultaneously legislating what women and trans people can do with their own bodies, and policing what literature and education is acceptable. They want freedom of speech while also being terrified of people learning anything that contradicts their version of reality.

In short, the red pill guys who identify as incels should maybe realize that maybe they’re single because their political and philosophical stance fundamentally sees women as beneath them; objects owed to them; incubators; stupid; vapid; weak; etc.

You can’t complain about being single and nobody wanting to f**k you when you are supporting convicted r*pists and conmen for public office and in media..

josiahpapaya , Sora Shimazaki Report

Final score:

171points

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Aidan Pite 4 weeks ago

"I wanna be in charge of everything because I deserve to be!" "Dude, you are a middle-aged minimum-wage worker with a drinking problem who thinks female genitals are magic mystery boxes you can buy with a cheap dinner." "Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

156points

PuzzleheadedHorse437 , Alberto Bobbera Report

Geoff MacDonald, a psychologist at the University of Toronto whose lab studies the well-being of single people, agrees.

"There seems to be evidence that around the world people are staying single longer and sometimes staying single permanently," he said.

MacDonald's research found that those who are most unhappy about being single and who have the lowest overall satisfaction with their lives are people who crave connection. He describes them as "anxiously attached" individuals. And those who are happiest with being single tend to be more independent people who are comfortable being alone.

"There's actually not a lot of difference between the kinds of people who are happy single, and the kinds of people who are happy in relationships," the psychologist explained.

#11

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense “I want a wife who is powerful and accomplished and has money but who will defer to me as the head of the household in accordance to Gods Will.”

I s**t you not.

Final score:

167points

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Helena 4 weeks ago

So much ew

102points

Judge_Bredd3 , Samuel Regan-Asante Report

#12

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense A friend of a friend who used to hang out with my roommates. Bigger guy, didn't really take care of himself, didn't do anything except get high and play GTA V. "Women these days won't date anyone unless they make six figures." Yeah dude, that's definitely the problem for you. Has nothing to do with the lack of hygiene.

Final score:

157points

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cherry~ 4 weeks ago

I'll never understand people that believe all you need to do is to be rich to get all the girls. The only girls you're going to "get" if all you're doing is flaunting your money are people that only want your money. People that are already thinking of alimony before marriage. And most importantly, an unhappy relationship where she'll cheat on you anytime she wants

61points

DangerousBugInMe , Majestic Lukas Report

#13

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "I don't need to shower daily, my natural musk attracts the ladies." Spoiler: it doesn't.

Final score:

151points

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I need a nap. 4 weeks ago

I’ve talked about this before, but musk is not attractive. It’s nasty. Keep yourself clean, boys.

78points

#14

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Honestly, just any person seething with hatred for the opposite sex. How on earth do you expect to date someone you see as worthless? This goes for both "women shouldn't speak, only cook, clean and birth my offspring" men and "all men are sexist pigs that don't deserve any respect" women.

VVolfshade , Vera Arsic Report

Final score:

144points

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PeepPeep the duck 4 weeks ago

My dads opinion on women that I had to deal with growing up - ‘ men only like you if you’re thin, a good woman should always be under a size 8 (au)’ ‘wives should always wear bikinis and look good in them’ and more 😂

33points

Meatsweetsonmygrill , cottonbro studio Report

#15

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense A guy at work got ghosted by his girlfriend. She completely cut him off. I felt bad for him until I spent more time around him. He started saying things like “hey, you’re a sandwich maker and dishwasher rolled into one.” Another time he said “I bet you can’t wait to go be someone’s wife so you can take care of the kids.” That girl ran for the hills and I’m proud of her.

Final score:

143points

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Leanne Hailes 4 weeks ago

Sad

23points

#16

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Coworker had a short relationship and breakup and was obviously depressed about it, so I engaged and asked about it.

His comment was "I just don't understand how to make women feel like I believe that their opinion matters, when they always have such stupid life views".

I was hoping it was just a weird way of saying he's struggling to treat women equally so I asked him to talk about it a bit. Didn't misunderstand-- to him, mens' views are obviously superior and it's all about simply pretending that women matter, and he was struggling hard to do that.

tacoeater1234 , Diva Plavalaguna Report

Final score:

141points

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C.O. Shea 4 weeks ago

Yikes! Not sure that's deprogrammable.

87points

#17

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Oh my god, okay. There was a LOT that got said over 2 dinner dates and an afternoon walk, but the real tipping point was this:

At an hour-ish dinner, he arrived late, demonstrated how to use Find My for your AirPods for 10 minutes, talked about *and demonstrated* how bright his bike light is for 15 minutes, embarrassed the waitress with extended conversation, and *mansplained my own highly-specific job to me* for another 10.

When something he said presented this side topic, I wrestled away control for 5 minutes to tell him about the DB Cooper air hijacking. He immediately changed the subject as soon as I was done.

As he walked me home, he said:

“Empathy is all about considering what the other people around you want. When you wasted time at dinner telling that airplane story, you clearly didn’t think about whether or not I would find it interesting, and I had stuff I wanted to talk about. No wonder people don’t think you’re empathetic.” .

moreofajordan , Natalie Bond Report

Final score:

139points

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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 month ago

Why on earth would you even finish the date and let him walk you home? Excuse yourself to the ladies, call an Uber and leave!

133points

#18

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "Women already have too many rights in this country, it's what is causing all these problems." - I just stared at them.

NoCalWidow , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

136points

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C.O. Shea 4 weeks ago

Vote for Kamala Harris. Frumpus wants to dump the constitution and take away womens' right to vote.

155points

#19

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense We had a friend in high school say to us that a good woman was like a cat: "you can ignore them as much as you want, do what you want with them when you feel like it, and if they start crying for attention you won't feel bad kicking them."

Now he's a middle-aged never-been-married father of multiple kids he is not allowed to see. Never would have guessed!

Lopsided_Leading8621 , Kobe - Report

Final score:

136points

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Nicola Mawson 4 weeks ago

Someone let him get that close? Several someones??

129points

generaltitsweat , Priscilla Du Preez Report

#20

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "It's hard for me to find a girlfriend my age because I want them to be a virgin, so I HAVE TO go for younger girls".

And when I asked him why he wanted them to be a virgin he said "because I find them disgusting when they've had a p*nis in them idk".

Final score:

120points

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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 month ago (edited)

Speaking on behalf of women EVERYWHERE, we find YOU disgusting. Period. So there.

229points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#21

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Any variation of that stupid quote “if they can’t handle me at my worst, they don’t deserve me at my best.”

swarleyscoffee , Nicola Barts Report

Final score:

112points

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Duncan McCann 4 weeks ago

Honestly, I hear this used by women more often than men. Either way it's toxic.

120points

#22

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "She's too fat" a short balding friend says about a healthy weight women who is out of his league.

Trollselektor , AG Z Report

Final score:

111points

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Daya Meyer 4 weeks ago

For some men, mirrors seem to be working in a different way.

94points

#23

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense “You know how women like it when you show ‘em who’s boss?”.

Shmeatenforcement , Timur Weber Report

Final score:

109points

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Cat Chat 1 month ago

You know how men like it when you kick them in the...oh never mind 🙄

115points

#24

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense I was at a party where a man had been invited specifically to meet a woman who would be there - it was a set up, in other words. He asked her to play pool, a very innocent and pleasant way to get to know someone, right? Well he immediately started to dominate the game and he held NOTHING back, including taunting her when she made bad shots (and just criticizing everything she did in general). Of course he won and rubbed it in her face like he was a 12 year old (Think - IN YOUR FACE, LOSER!!!!). And these people were in their 30's. It was straight out of a sitcom or something. Everyone who saw it knew why he was (and would remain) single.

justagma1172 , Michael Discenza Report

Final score:

106points

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Rinso The Red 4 weeks ago

My first date with my wife ended up in a pool hall. We played for over 1/2 hour before we both realized we were trying to let the other person win lol

87points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#25

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Friend of mine struggles with anxiety and just generally doesn't handle social situations well, so struggled with women for many years. Finally got talking to a girl on a dating app and asked her out - he was taking her to lunch for the afternoon, and asked if my wife and I would meet them afterwards for drinks.

When we met them for drinks, it turns out they grabbed McDonald's and drove around town to places from Craigslist so he could buy Magic The Gathering cards. He wore sweatpants and flipflops (it was winter and snowy.) He spent most of our time angrily ranting about how an upcoming minimum wage increase was going to kill the economy and close businesses. He makes minimum wage.

He never saw her again.

gdawg99 , Wayne Low Report

Final score:

105points

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Annabelle 1 month ago

I'm guessing the bit about his anxiety being the reason he struggles with women was a joke, right?

69points

Dense-Antelope-5472 , Jay Wennington Report

#26

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense He brought his mom on our first date and asked her to order for both of us.

Final score:

105points

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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 month ago (edited)

Hey, Mom, would you order me an Uber please?

94points

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#27

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "Women don't ever know what they want so why does their opinion matter? Have you ever been shopping with one or asked them where they want to eat?"

My first thought was, wow you're going to die alone or married to a woman that stuck around just to punish you.

Ambiguity_Aspect , Jack Sparrow Report

Final score:

105points

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Lexi 4 weeks ago

That is a 1940s misnomer, most women do know what they want. It starts with a good tv series, pizza & snacks, comfy clothes, a bottle of something and a good few hours of leave me the f alone and shove your opinions in the box marked trash.

45points

#28

I was on a first date and the guy was going on and on about some boys trip he just took with a few college buddies.

Then he said "and my friend, Rob, was like 'wait until these b**ches figure out we're not choking them because they like it!' hahaha!"

Like dude, you're telling me you hate women (or your friend does, and it amuses you) on our first date.

fuckandfrolic Report

Final score:

98points

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Helena 4 weeks ago

Love it when the bad ones are obvious. Such a time saver

100points

#29

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense I was on one of these forums and a guy suggested that I do OnlyFans since my career is unsuccessful. I Googled his name and the first thing to pop up was a news story on him falsely accusing his girlfriend of bringing a bomb onto an aircraft. He was sentenced to 2 years of prison.

Yann-LeCun , charlesdeluvio Report

Final score:

96points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 weeks ago

WTF? Is he angling for another term in the klink?

32points

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#30

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Quote from a bloke I used to work with...
"You'll never find me washing the dishes. That's women's work."

geth1962 , Kampus Production Report

Final score:

95points

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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 month ago

Guess he'll be using nothing but paper plates in his bachelor apartment.

100points

#31

Its hard to point to one particular thing but this ex co worker basically blamed every sickness, every societal ill, every wrong our world has on “Eve corrupting Adam with her stupidity and snakelike charms”. Dude would also complain how every girl he (forcibly) asked out would stand him up and ghost him. If he was still a co worker i can guarantee you he would label himself an “alpha”.

blackmobius Report

Final score:

93points

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cherry~ 4 weeks ago

Pretty sure it was Adam's fault for eating the fruit, he could have said no...

78points

#32

Pretty sure this was a first date, but the dude kept talking about military dictatorships and empires FOR ONE WHOLE HOUR. I’m not joking I don’t think I heard her open her mouth once except to pay the bill and this dude WAS LOUD. Highlights include: praising fascist dictatorships and getting a little too into the Portuguese caste system, she was black, he was white.

I wanted to write run on a napkin to her.

ratribenki Report

Final score:

92points

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C.O. Shea 4 weeks ago

MAGAt.

38points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#33

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense 20yo guy receiving pocket money from his mother just went: "Women are just broke, depending on us to go on a date" (I was going to pay my half of the bill).

AlinaKiss , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

91points

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Duncan McCann 4 weeks ago

Oooh! Big man eh sonny boy?

39points

Missstealyourcookies Report

#34

They start their sentence with “females”.

Final score:

90points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 weeks ago

Are they Ferengi?

83points

#35

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense A guy I was taking to said if a man can overpower a woman it’s fair game. I don’t know if he really thought that or if he was just pulling people’s chains.

gitarzan , Alex Green Report

Final score:

85points

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Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago

So then if another man can overpower him, it's also fair game?

135points

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What's the stupidest thing you've witnessed a person say or do that made you instantly understand why they're single?

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similarly 4 weeks ago

Dear BP, maybe let's give "sad" and "pathetic" and "disgusting" and "revolting" a bit of a rest, and go back to "delightful" and "funny", eh?

28points

Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago

I know! The past several weeks BP has had some very negative articles. I know there is a contingent who love their drama, but I would prefer fun articles.

18points

Angela C 4 weeks ago

I agree. More funny memes and cute animals and less of this bs. The world is shítty enough as it is

6points

censorshipsucks 4 weeks ago

most of it is copy/paste from Reddit where those words may be used.

3points

Dream 4 weeks ago (edited)

100%. I come here less now because of all the "Look how petty I am!" posts etc. I come here for fun pictures from history etc and ONLY want the feel good stuff. I can scroll the main page in a few seconds and see it's 25 negative posts and I'm out. They won't listen to us though. Just look at the product posts they make about Amazon items "Everyone loves!" and those get -178 downvotes YET they post them every day, no matter how hated they are here. They get paid for product placement and for ads so that's all that matters to them. I'm just one of many readers they are losing or lost from this negativity.

1point

Kitsune 4 weeks ago

agreed but there should be both. I enjoy the drama and the happiness

0points

Gavin Johnson 4 weeks ago

It feels like we are ushering back in a bygone age. The alpha male, the Neanderthal at the keyboard, the incel, the trad husband / wife combo, I could go on. They’ve discovered friends across the internet who share their values and they seem to encourage each other. Women as property, women as eye candy or trophies, women who defer to their men, women as second class citizens, what is in the water? My partner deserves my respect and love, she’s my equal, my confident, we take on life’s challenges together as a team, sometimes she leads, sometimes I do, we are in sync and know who is best equipped to take things on, I’m not perfect, neither is she but we make a damn good team together. If you want to be in a strong relationship then I recommend using respect and trust as your starting point, not some Victorian values and thinking anyone else is beneath you in some way or other. PS we laugh a lot together, it oils the machine and keeps us somewhere north of sane.

27points

Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago

Gavin, this was an incredibly lovely comment you made!

10points

Sue User 4 weeks ago

In a group of friends. Guy: I never know when to lead and when to follow. Girl: that's the fine dance of love.

1point

Kristal 4 weeks ago

Please don't insult Neanderthals, they were rather smart.

1point

Alyce 4 weeks ago

That is awesome for you, but why the pearl-clutching over people whose value are different? Does everyone really have to live/think/act/talk alike for the world to keep spinning?

-1point

Aspiring Canuck 4 weeks ago

Guys — if you like a woman, give her the respect she deserves. And don’t whine about it. That’s not complicated. It just requires basic civility.

18points

Vera Diblikova 4 weeks ago

On both sides, please.

6points

cherry~ 4 weeks ago

I once had a boyfriend who was absolutely obsessed with my reply times to his texts. If I was gone for even two minutes, his go-to phrase was "If my GF isn't talking to me, she's texting other men!" Gee, I wonder why it was so hard for him to get a girlfriend!

4points

Dream 4 weeks ago

BP is such a sad site in that 90% of its content is ripped from Reddit. When I first got here I thought I finally found a fun feel good site with pics of history and cats. Nope! Yo BP "writers" I'm mean copy pasters, if we wanted to read reddit: WE COULD JUST GO TO REDDIT. I'm losing interest in this site because of this nonsense.

3points

cherry~ 4 weeks ago

It's not just Reddit, but a lot of other sites as well. Most of the news stories on BP are copy and pasted word for word from other websites. I personally don't mind Reddit posts because this is easier than sifting through Reddit, but if you don't like it just downvote it and we as a community can encourage BP to give us more art and less Reddit!

2points

sofacushionfort 4 weeks ago (edited)

Okay, with five exceptions out of seventy nine entries, yet another BP misandrist article “why half the human race is unworthy of love from the other half of the human race.” While in reality, billions of average, mature and well-adjusted men understand how rare and precious love actually is, and get up and go out into the world to support their families every day regardless of how unwelcoming a world it actually may be, in appreciation of that understanding.

3points

Leanne Hailes 4 weeks ago

Had to stop reading early on. I just wanted to throw up a bit; LOTS - through up lots

2points

Angel Soto 4 weeks ago

Alguna mujer en villagarcia de Arosa?

1point

cherry~ 4 weeks ago

I remember discussing with someone the viral "I punched a guy for making rape jokes" story. He was trying to tell me how the women would clearly be punched back over five times as hard, which showed that she was being stupid, which was why women shouldn't be allowed to have this many rights and we should go back to the old days....It was wild! xD

1point

censorshipsucks 4 weeks ago

I hope you avoid/blocked him.

2points

Joanne Hudson 4 weeks ago

I can't imagine what woman would even consider spending time with any these losers.

0points

Oni 4 weeks ago

I read a post on BP the other day that was aimed particularly at women and the comments were filled with "this is sexist", "incels posting now", etc. This post is 99% aimed against men, why the double standards? It's even sadder to see it was written by men (if you can call them that).

0points

Steve Hall 4 weeks ago

It's sad that all of these were male oriented, there are some self centered women out there as well.

0points

Oni 4 weeks ago

And written by "men"

0points

The Phantom Stranger 4 weeks ago

Not to in any way dismiss the awful, stupid, and misogynistic things the so-called men in this--and many other articles--have said and done--but an occasional article about boorish behavior on the part of women would be appreciated, if only for balance sake. Or just stick to kitty memes and funny billboards.

0points

cherry~ 4 weeks ago

Some of the things said here are said by women, or are said by both genders

1point

Ionescu Popa 4 weeks ago

and coincidentally, pimps will be right there offering these precious beings the respect and consideration they deserve, plus pocket money and even association in their evil project. everything is staged, they started with exactly the same ideas 300 yrs ago when they had to extend prostitution beyond the usual poor, depressed targets, but in certain circles this happened much earlier.

-2points

Cheresse Quivers 4 weeks ago

Am I on a loud speaker!? I DEFINATELY SHOULD NOT BE!! ITS A MAJOR VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS, SWITCHING ME IS TOO!!

-3points

Rowboat 4 weeks ago

Are you OK? I'm genuinely concerned

8points

Cheresse Quivers 4 weeks ago

I'm NOT "sharing a brain with" or "having two different ways of thinking" with ANYONE EITHER!!

-3points

Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago

Cheresse, do you need someone to talk to?

5points

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similarly 4 weeks ago

Dear BP, maybe let's give "sad" and "pathetic" and "disgusting" and "revolting" a bit of a rest, and go back to "delightful" and "funny", eh?

28points

Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago

I know! The past several weeks BP has had some very negative articles. I know there is a contingent who love their drama, but I would prefer fun articles.

18points

Angela C 4 weeks ago

I agree. More funny memes and cute animals and less of this bs. The world is shítty enough as it is

6points

censorshipsucks 4 weeks ago

most of it is copy/paste from Reddit where those words may be used.

3points

Dream 4 weeks ago (edited)

1point

Kitsune 4 weeks ago

agreed but there should be both. I enjoy the drama and the happiness

0points

Gavin Johnson 4 weeks ago

27points

Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago

Gavin, this was an incredibly lovely comment you made!

10points

Sue User 4 weeks ago

In a group of friends. Guy: I never know when to lead and when to follow. Girl: that's the fine dance of love.

1point

Kristal 4 weeks ago

Please don't insult Neanderthals, they were rather smart.

1point

Alyce 4 weeks ago

That is awesome for you, but why the pearl-clutching over people whose value are different? Does everyone really have to live/think/act/talk alike for the world to keep spinning?

-1point

Aspiring Canuck 4 weeks ago

Guys — if you like a woman, give her the respect she deserves. And don’t whine about it. That’s not complicated. It just requires basic civility.

18points

Vera Diblikova 4 weeks ago

On both sides, please.

6points

cherry~ 4 weeks ago

4points

Dream 4 weeks ago

3points

cherry~ 4 weeks ago

2points

sofacushionfort 4 weeks ago (edited)

3points

Leanne Hailes 4 weeks ago

Had to stop reading early on. I just wanted to throw up a bit; LOTS - through up lots

2points

Angel Soto 4 weeks ago

Alguna mujer en villagarcia de Arosa?

1point

cherry~ 4 weeks ago

1point

censorshipsucks 4 weeks ago

I hope you avoid/blocked him.

2points

Joanne Hudson 4 weeks ago

I can't imagine what woman would even consider spending time with any these losers.

0points

Oni 4 weeks ago

0points

Steve Hall 4 weeks ago

It's sad that all of these were male oriented, there are some self centered women out there as well.

0points

Oni 4 weeks ago

And written by "men"

0points

The Phantom Stranger 4 weeks ago

0points

cherry~ 4 weeks ago

Some of the things said here are said by women, or are said by both genders

1point

Ionescu Popa 4 weeks ago

-2points

Cheresse Quivers 4 weeks ago

Am I on a loud speaker!? I DEFINATELY SHOULD NOT BE!! ITS A MAJOR VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS, SWITCHING ME IS TOO!!

-3points

Rowboat 4 weeks ago

Are you OK? I'm genuinely concerned

8points

Cheresse Quivers 4 weeks ago

I'm NOT "sharing a brain with" or "having two different ways of thinking" with ANYONE EITHER!!

-3points

Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago

Cheresse, do you need someone to talk to?

5points