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30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box
“Women are responsible for men’s loneliness epidemic.”

My dudes: Go get yourself a friend, a hobby, a dog. Your relationships, entertainment, and play dates are not our responsibility.

Final score:

222points

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xolitaire 3 months ago

Awww, these poor men. Sadly, women have the right to look at you and decide: "NO. That is not a person I want to spend time with." Sucks, huh?

110points

Alex Kennedy 3 months ago

Ironically, if those men got friends and hobbies, they would probably chill out, be happier, spread more good vibes, and get more attention from women!

35points

Joshua Seaman 3 months ago

It's almost as though it's a free market and the market is deciding, which many incels support

7points

Lisa Lee 3 months ago

Not "sadly" but FINALLY!

3points

BeesEelsAndPups 3 months ago

While I don't understand how loneliness can be the fault of one gender. In my country there has been increasing discussion about a loneliness epidemic as a society (not gender specific). This has been linked to isolation during COVID, and then as labor dynamics forced people to relocate, they lost their social networks. At least in my country, men are more likely to relocate to new cities to provide income, and families get left behind. Perhaps this accounts for a "male" loneliness epidemic, I do not know, this isn't my field of study. I do know that suicide rates for men globally are about 4-5 times higher than for women, but that has been the case for decades. I am a bit shocked that showing zero empathy for 50% of the population is not only acceptable, but seems to be a popular opinion. When I hear about a school shooting in the US I don't think "aww, poor americans maybe they shouldn't have so many guns, haha". No, I think, "those poor families lost their children"

0points

T bone 3 months ago

Two-way street...look into it.

-2points

Tele Avision 3 months ago

You think things are bad now, just wait until companion robots come along.

-2points

Doofnuts 3 months ago

But, but, you all have that thing! What are we supposed to do? Oh, wait, nevermind.

-3points

Kyra Heiker 3 months ago

We don't owe men our time, our bodies, or our attention.

32points

Libstak 3 months ago

We refuse to be objectified to satisfy their mysoginistic needs, we are such horrible people, it's all our fault they cant get off with someone....yeh, right.

20points

Little Wonder 3 months ago

Seriously saw a comment on insta saying "I've been on dozens of first dates and never get a second date, women just don't want good men anymore". My dude, a little self reflection probably won't kill ya.

41points

Donna Peluda 3 months ago

In the past woman needed a man to provide because society was that way. Now woman are educated and have jobs they don't need a man so they can actually choose to be with a man or not. Why put up with some a**hole.

19points

Ephemera Image 3 months ago

We ARE responsible. If you're an a*****e, we will avoid you like the plague. I'm good with that.

17points

Rayne OfSalt 3 months ago

After seeing how people behaved during the pandemic, I think we need to retire the phrase "avoid it like the plague". Turns out, people don't avoid plagues, and some go actively seeking them.

4points

Guess Undheit 3 months ago

“Toxic masculinity is responsible for male unlikeableness epidemic.” FIFY.

14points

Lee Banks 3 months ago

Guys with hobbies, pets, and interests get dates. True story.

13points

robin aldrich 3 months ago

All of a sudden the term incel...popped up... and now conjures up the image of some angry man living in their parents basements wondering why they can't get a date cuz it's a woman's fault

8points

LaserBrain 3 months ago

Yep. Or maybe improve yourselves so that people want to hang out with you.

8points

Mike m 3 months ago

It's time for socialization and manners class gentleman.

7points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

Yes, they are. Women have two eyes, two ears, one brain, and use all of them.

5points

Deborah Clark 3 months ago

Also maybe actually work on your s****y personality instead of just pretending to do so. Same for the ladies out there. Ya'll are just a different kind of bad.

3points

Cee Cee 3 months ago

A Tate fan no doubt.

2points

Max Fox 3 months ago

I spent much of my 20s without a girlfriend, for many different reasons (which were not the ones that I thought at the time). I was, however, never lonely. I had many male friends, and many close platonic relationships with women, and I had family. The "loneliness epidemic" is because so many have become miserable f***s who think that caring about anybody demonstrates weakness, and who can only bond with others over hating others, especially women.

2points

Lyone Fein 3 months ago

If noone wants to spend time with you...........maybe it's you?

2points

bElLa sTairZz 3 months ago

and the fact that lonelieness is a problem for EVERYONE right now, there could be a case more a male loneliness epidemic just as much as a female one, people are lonely, and its noone elses responsibility to fix that for you

2points

PrettyJoyBird 3 months ago

Gobsmacked

1point

Jaybird3939 3 months ago

I suppose this came from a self-centered, Mommy's boy who wouldn't know one end of a mop from the other?

0points

Gypsy Lee 3 months ago

What about women’s Frustration Epidemic?

0points

der sebbl 3 months ago

Well, I'm single for quite a time know, but I also know who's responsible: that guy I see in the mirror every morning. That said, I'm also more or less fine being single, I have a lot of friends and fun hobbies.

0points

Weaponized Beef 3 months ago

The only thing in common with all of these denials of affection is you. Work on yourself, my guy. It's your thinking that's unsexy.

0points

Curry on... 3 months ago

There are lots of lonely women. Maybe try to meet some of them.

0points

Nick Scott 3 months ago

It amazes me just how many STUPID men there are out there

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Joe M 3 months ago

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Some of the folks here doing the schooling are men. I think that makes your "not all men" point more convincing than your more obvious "not all men". I don't think they're self-hating. As an analogy, I don't hate myself for being white, cis and heterosexual, but I'll certainly contradict bigots from those groups.

6points

Zobi123 3 months ago

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Auntriarch 3 months ago

Bring your son up to be a decent person and he will never be lonely.

30points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 3 months ago

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30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Have a misogynistic coworker who claimed the male lions do all the hunting, because he couldn't stand the idea of a female anything being better.

anon , Charl Durand / pexels Report

Final score:

207points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

How do people that dumb live to adulthood?

125points

germane_switch , Jakayla Toney / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box The US has “never been a racist country” is up there. Leaving out the fact that the civil war was fought over slavery is pretty stupid too.

Final score:

198points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

The USA was born a racist nation. Slavery is a black mark on our history that can never be cleansed.

105points

SadlyNotDannyDeVito , Sora Shimazaki / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "Healthy women don't get periods."

Final score:

194points

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zububonsai 3 months ago

Oh. Okay, that's really bad.

135points

AlgorithmOmega , Kervin Edward Lara / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Windmills cause cancer.

Global warming isn’t real because it’s cold outside.

Final score:

186points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

Some people actually think that windmills are stealing the wind and that's why the world is getting warmer. I wish I was making this up but that stupid is a congressman for the state of Georgia.

148points

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The vaccine can't survive 24h outside the fridge, and our body is not a fridge, so the vaccine can't last more than 24h in our body."

It took me 10second to even comprehend and recover from the stupidity of the statement.

Keysrin , Thirdman / pexels Report

Final score:

175points

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Twilight 3 months ago

This is how dumb humans can be.

64points

Persephone2009 , Christian Reinke / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box The earth is flat and only 6000 years old.

Final score:

167points

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troufaki13 3 months ago

Does earth really exist? 🤔🤔

71points

JHKtheSeeker , Cedric Fauntleroy / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "American Healthcare has some issues, but it's still the best in the world" some ignorant redneck to me, a literal nurse working in an American ICU while he accumulates tens of thousands of dollars in medical debt

Final score:

167points

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Twilight 3 months ago

Australia is so much better

51points

ZijoeLocs , Leeloo The First / pexels Report

#10

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "You shouldn't speak Spanish if you're not Mexican"

- a customer who got mad at me for helping another customer in Spanish

Final score:

165points

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Kira Okah 3 months ago

Spain called, they are having issues now because they can't speak Spanish due to not being Mexican.

237points

#11

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The center of the Galaxy and the earth are aligned! We so are in the end times!"

To which I responded, "two points are always aligned, it's called a line!"

He was super religious by the way...

TheEPGFiles , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

154points

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Phantom Phoenix 3 months ago

The Mayan calendar ended in 2012. We're living AFTER the end times!

6points

#12

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "If we're going south, how are we going uphill?"

AnimatedHokie , Nans 82 / pexels Report

Final score:

151points

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Twilight 3 months ago

This is by far the most dumb thing i have ever heard.

79points

Scribe625 , Jess Loiterton / pexels Report

#13

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Had a friend insist Hawaii is a seperate country, not a US state. (We're both Americans) I'm still very embarrassed that we both attended the same high school.

Final score:

144points

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PattyK 3 months ago

Must have been one of those people who insisted Barack Obama wasn’t American because he was born in Hawaii.

123points

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#14

In the middle of a "Bill Gates created Covid to microchip us" (which itself is pretty up there) rant: "He tested it in Africa. There were no diseases in Africa until Bill Gates went there and started spreading them"

Final score:

141points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

This some Alex Jones stuff. It has to be.

85points

Inner-Management-110 Report

#15

I was talking about how terrible the homeless situation in America is and my step mother said "well It's mostly brown people and that's what they get for coming here illegally". All I could do was lol and say you need to quit watching Faux news 24/7. The struggle is real people.

Final score:

136points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

No idea where you would get this idea. I live in Portland Oregon and I'd say about 80% of the homeless folk I see on a daily basis are white born free American citizens.

95points

JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH , LightFieldStudios / envatoelements Report

#16

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “The way you’re raised has nothing to do with the way you turn out”

- my mom to me when I called her out on her behaviour

Final score:

134points

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Gabriele Alfredo Pini 3 months ago

Kinda like saying that the big five fingers welt on your cheek has nothing to do with the slap I gave you earlier...

68points

Remote-Direction963 , Pixabay / pexels Report

#17

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "If you don't have children, God will punish you".

Final score:

133points

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Sergy Yeltsen 3 months ago

Of course. Because then the priests miss out.

160points

sodapaladin , Nothing Ahead / pexels Report

#18

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “If China’s been around for so long, how come they never invented anything?”

If it were a genuine, ignorant question, that’d be one thing, but it was rhetorically asked as if to say China’s never accomplished anything. Baffling.

Final score:

133points

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Charlie the Cat 3 months ago

Just Googled it. China has been the source of many innovations, scientific discoveries and inventions. This includes the Four Great Inventions: papermaking, the compass, gunpowder, and printing (both woodblock and movable type).

79points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#19

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "pseudoscience is still science"

ewing666 , Polina Zimmerman / pexels Report

Final score:

130points

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Savahax 3 months ago

Hahahaha!!!

64points

CakeLikeLadyGaga , Wendy Wei / pexels Report

#20

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Coworker: "If vegans care about animals so much, and they eat all the vegetables, then all the animals who eat vegetables will go hungry"

He genuinely thought it was some gotcha about vegans and I had to jump out of the argument for a minute to be like "wait is that actually something you think could happen?" Apparently we're competing with rabbits in a zero sum game of who can eat the most carrots

Final score:

129points

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james stevenson 3 months ago

What about all the animals that have to be killed & stuff to actually grow the veggies anyway?

6points

Feanlean , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

#21

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Heard from a guy I was working with over the weekend. He was on the phone with his mom.
"Im not even going to vote. I just hate politics nowadays. Now if I say i hate black people, they say I'm a racist. What's so racist about that?!"

Final score:

126points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

The fact it is actual racism. Bro is describing actual racism.

78points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#22

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box On a conservative forum, some person was lamenting cost of his medical procedure AFTER insurance paid their part.

"I can't image how much it would cost if it were free!"

SnooMemesjellies7469 , Anna Shvets / pexels Report

Final score:

122points

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james stevenson 3 months ago

"I can imagine how much money I would have to spend if I didn't have to spend any money!"

56points

H010CR0N , Gustavo Fring / pexels Report

#23

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box That’s why you have autism!

Response to “Well I’m getting the vax being I don’t want to die”

My response to that was “I thought you get Autism **after** the vaccine?”

Final score:

111points

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censorshipsucks 3 months ago

Tell them having autism is better than dying anyway.

3points

#24

“I’m not racist my dogs black”Heard it more than once. Abhorrent statement to make. And yes that is the first time I’ve used that word Abhorrent in a sentence, but needs must.

Dylman2310 Report

Final score:

109points

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L.V 3 months ago

What's sad is that black dogs and cats are less likely to be adopted...

69points

supercyberlurker , Christina Morillo / pexels Report

#25

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box I write software, had a boss with little technical knowledge for a bit.

He asked me to 'make the software do X or Y depending on what the user wanted when they clicked the button'. I asked what he meant, he got upset, told me it was simple. If the user wants X to happen when they click the button, do that! If they want Y to happen when they click the button, do that! At first I thought maybe he meant there was some other way to figure that out from context.. but no, ultimately he meant 'read the users mind and intent when they click the button'.

Final score:

108points

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HTakeover 3 months ago

I want that! Permanently and legally transfers $1 million to my bank account from whichever person I'm thinking of at the time.

5points

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#26

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box There was a certain politician that, speaking about some military business, said "I know more about that than the generals". He was wrong.

Upstairs-Radish1816 , August de Richelieu / pexels Report

Final score:

108points

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Kira Okah 3 months ago

...do you realise how little that narrows down the identity of the speaker?

81points

Past-File3933 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

#27

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I don't get why they keep changing the all the sciencey facts in schools." - Some lady at a truck stop in Louisiana.

Final score:

104points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

Because Science adapts to new information and evidence. Dogma does not.

109points

#28

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box It's your duty as a woman to have a child and whether you want one or not, doesn't matter.

anon , Jonathan Borba / pexels Report

Final score:

98points

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Ba-Na-Na 3 months ago

Let me guess, said by either a male or a religious person or a female “brainwashed” by a religious person

96points

Charming_Wrapper , Alexander Grey / pexels Report

#29

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I don't date people with pronouns"

*insert eyeroll.*

Final score:

96points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

"I" don't date "PEOPLE" with pronouns.

45points

Sparkyninja38 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

#30

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The Bible is historical fact and never contradicts itself."

"No matter where you are, you're always going North."

"You can't cook with gas."

"Cool ranch doritos are ranch flavored?!?" -Me-

Final score:

84points

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KDS 3 months ago

The Bible constantly contradicts itself.

63points

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Dream 3 months ago

No one mentioned this gem---"All I know about magnets is, if you put water on them, they don't work!"~ 3 guesses which orange faced criminal said this.

37points

Bored Trash Panda 3 months ago

Oh, did you hear the one about the boat, boat battery, and the sharks? If it wasn't so worrying that this man is running for president again, it would have been hilarious.

4points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

you forgot the injunction to inject bleach.

4points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 3 months ago

(－‸ლ)

3points

Richard Graham 3 months ago

I was watching "Schindler's List" with a friend. A half-hour into the movie she said "What war is this?" About an hour into the movie she said "You mean they were doing all of these terrible things to people just because they were Jewish?" She was a college graduate.

22points

Jessica SpeLangm 3 months ago

If her parents, school, or friends didn't talk about it, she didn't know all the facts. I say she's mostly innocent in her question if her upbringing supports what I said.

8points

roddy 3 months ago

I once made a comment about a concentration camp only to discover that the person I was speaking with thought a concentration camp was somewhere you went to meditate. He was in his twenties and had never heard of them.

14points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/cqx54e/south-park-concentration-camp

2points

Amy Manzanares 3 months ago

My roommate insists that ALL kittens are born with lice. Also, we had gotten a new kitten and I was trying to figure out how old she was. He told me she was 10 weeks because he saw her poo and kittens don't poo until they are 10 weeks old. LOL! He's pretty consistent with general stupidity.

5points

Headless Horseman 3 months ago

5th grade student INSISTED that rain come directly from a "water tornado" in the ocean and it just shoots water into the air and it lands on us.

5points

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 3 months ago

I don't know how old 5th graders usually are but assuming it's far too old to think this?!

1point

B 3 months ago

My sister-in-law once came up with a classic. Talking about someone she knew who had been in an accident, she announced, 'He was a vegetable. Like, literally a vegetable.' Actually, if he was literally a vegetable, he'd be, like, literally an actual vegetable. She's about as dumb as, like, a literal vegetable.

5points

Kerikat 3 months ago

Like a turnip?

3points

️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 3 months ago

i felt 34 braincells deteriorate today.

4points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

so few? I think I lost about 1000 smashing my head against my desk.

2points

Jenna Kay 3 months ago

Worked in a school and got into an argument with a teacher's aide - she thought Alaska was an island ... next to Hawaii ... a few miles off the coast of southern California. I had to get a globe out and show her where they were. This led to my realization that she also believed Canada was in Europe, Mexico was in South America, and the US was "just a big island" 🫣

4points

Richard Graham 3 months ago (edited)

Many United States maps have Alaska and Hawaii in a little box on the lower left. That is why a surprising number of people think Alaska is an island.

2points

James016 3 months ago

Reading these, the human race will never die out as we are too stupid to wipe ourselves out.

3points

Kerikat 3 months ago

A woman i knew years ago(she evidently must have had the IQ of a turnip) thought sugar and caffeine were the same thing.

3points

Richard Graham 3 months ago

Got a phone call. caller "What'cha doing?" "watching a movie." "what movie?" "North by Northwest." "Is it any good?" "It's great! A classic! One of Alfred Hitchcock's best work." "Who's Alfred Hitchcock?"

3points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

hmm yes you can have people who do not know who HK is, usually they will be younger. I personally have only seen one of his movies. So... ya. And I'm old.

2points

Papa 3 months ago

I once had a woman ask me for advice. She was planning to sell her house, and it needed new carpet, but she was concerned that people might not like the color of the new carpet. I suggested researching the cost of new carpet, and telling prospective buyers that she had lowered the price for the house to allow them to put in whatever kind they wanted. Her reply was "But what if I did that, and they bought the house, and then didn't get new carpet?" I believe that in her mind she thought she'd somehow be cheated if that happened.

3points

Debby Keir 3 months ago

Once sold a house with a swimming pool. Just before completion (UK) the buyer decided she didn't want a pool, and wanted £10k off so that she could fill it in. (We declined, and basically the sale did go through at the agreed rate)

3points

frank behnsen 3 months ago

Amazing. Truly amazing. And also very shocking. By its “insanely insane” entries one of the weirdest topics on BP I’v read so far.

3points

ZuriLovesYou 3 months ago

The dumbest statement I've ever heard came from my mom. She asked if I was sad, and I said no. Then she said, "Good. We don't do depression". Like, what does that even mean? You think I WANT to be mentally ill?!

1point

Terry Rex 3 months ago

A lot of stupid people in there.

1point

Magenta Blu 3 months ago

"I love you and will never hurt you" right.... And then sexually assault my daughters (4 and 6 yo) less than one year later.

1point

A C 3 months ago

Oh my goodness! I hope you and your daughters are receiving love and care in your recovery from this horrible trauma?🫶 May the person who committed this despicable act be punished in a way that they deserve and no mercy given!

3points

Be_ Heard 3 months ago

I was very sheltered growing up and when i was in my early 20s I first saw the word 'misogynist' written down without much context and assumed it had something to do with massages 🤦‍♀️

0points

Natalie Kelsey 3 months ago

My husband and I used to play cards with another newly wed couple early in our marriage. Once I was the dealer and shuffled the cards a whole bunch of times. The other couple insisted that "if you shuffle more than three times, the cards will come back around" to the arrangement they were in when you started. My husband and I were baffled and asked them to clarify. They both insisted you couldn't shuffle the cards more than Three times or it was like you'd never shuffled them at all. Both people were masters degree students and otherwise quite intelligent. My husband and I still crack up about this situation 24 years later.

0points

Allen Packard 3 months ago

Another liberal echo chamber article, refreshing and thought provoking as ever.

0points

SDLT010 3 months ago

Why did half of the list get cut off? The cut parts were still pretty good.

0points

Arlene Harris 3 months ago

My dad told the story of why he divorced his first wife (in the 1950's, btw) because he was talking to her about this interesting book he read about the American Civil War and she just looked at him and said, "we won that one, right?" And he had three kids with her! One of whom is a perpetual stoner without a real job, one went AWOL from the army and disappeared, and the third one, well, her name is Karen, so... yeah

0points

Arlene Harris 3 months ago

however, Im not immune to stupidity either... I remember in Jr. High we were reading The Outsiders and we had to do a mock trial on the robbery scene and I was on the defense and something made me say "no one can steal that much stuff from a store, how could he carry it all?' without realizing that he robbed the store of money... yeah that's why I'm not a lawyer :-D

0points

SweetCheesySpaghetti 3 months ago

Worst I've heard: "Women who have c-sections aren't real mothers. If it didn't come out of your vagina, you are not a real mother."

0points

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Dream 3 months ago

No one mentioned this gem---"All I know about magnets is, if you put water on them, they don't work!"~ 3 guesses which orange faced criminal said this.

37points

Bored Trash Panda 3 months ago

Oh, did you hear the one about the boat, boat battery, and the sharks? If it wasn't so worrying that this man is running for president again, it would have been hilarious.

4points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

you forgot the injunction to inject bleach.

4points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 3 months ago

(－‸ლ)

3points

Richard Graham 3 months ago

22points

Jessica SpeLangm 3 months ago

If her parents, school, or friends didn't talk about it, she didn't know all the facts. I say she's mostly innocent in her question if her upbringing supports what I said.

8points

roddy 3 months ago

14points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/cqx54e/south-park-concentration-camp

2points

Amy Manzanares 3 months ago

5points

Headless Horseman 3 months ago

5th grade student INSISTED that rain come directly from a "water tornado" in the ocean and it just shoots water into the air and it lands on us.

5points

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 3 months ago

I don't know how old 5th graders usually are but assuming it's far too old to think this?!

1point

B 3 months ago

5points

Kerikat 3 months ago

Like a turnip?

3points

️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 3 months ago

i felt 34 braincells deteriorate today.

4points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

so few? I think I lost about 1000 smashing my head against my desk.

2points

Jenna Kay 3 months ago

4points

Richard Graham 3 months ago (edited)

Many United States maps have Alaska and Hawaii in a little box on the lower left. That is why a surprising number of people think Alaska is an island.

2points

James016 3 months ago

Reading these, the human race will never die out as we are too stupid to wipe ourselves out.

3points

Kerikat 3 months ago

A woman i knew years ago(she evidently must have had the IQ of a turnip) thought sugar and caffeine were the same thing.

3points

Richard Graham 3 months ago

3points

censorshipsucks 3 months ago

hmm yes you can have people who do not know who HK is, usually they will be younger. I personally have only seen one of his movies. So... ya. And I'm old.

2points

Papa 3 months ago

3points

Debby Keir 3 months ago

3points

frank behnsen 3 months ago

Amazing. Truly amazing. And also very shocking. By its “insanely insane” entries one of the weirdest topics on BP I’v read so far.

3points

ZuriLovesYou 3 months ago

1point

Terry Rex 3 months ago

A lot of stupid people in there.

1point

Magenta Blu 3 months ago

"I love you and will never hurt you" right.... And then sexually assault my daughters (4 and 6 yo) less than one year later.

1point

A C 3 months ago

3points