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Whether we're opening our mouths without thinking, have social anxiety, or are just trying to cut through an awkward silence, everyone is bound to say something foolish every once in a while.

So it should come as no surprise that when Reddit user AlgorithmOmega asked people on the platform to share the dumbest statements they've heard, the responses came pouring in, showcasing just how common and relatable these moments are.

#1

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box My personal favourite was the anti-vaxxer who told me all about how dangerous vaccines are. How many weird and toxic chemicals are in them, and what those chemicals would do to my body. Then she lit up a cigarette…

Buboribetra , Lindsay Fox / flickr Report

Nilsen
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend works in a jail. Some inmates discussed vaccination and decided against it. "You never know what's in them". Most were incarcerated for d-rug offences.....

Sparky4
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been in the mental hospital before. there was someone in there for trying to commit unalive who would spit out the meds they were given saying "those meds can fûck you up."

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athornedrose
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my all time favorite was the boomer coworker who told us we shouldn't get the covid vaccine and were stupid for wearing masks, but then asked the receptionist when the company flu shot vouchers would be available because "at my age, the flu could kill me"...... sir.... it's like you walked right past the point.... and still...somehow......omg.....

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH I'm a person who has a strong reaction to the COVID vaccine. Like 103+ fever usually. I still get my shots.

Auntriarch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother reacts very badly to the vaccine. She still gets it. She got COVID this year and thankfully it wasn't too bad.

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Id row
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend like this. She'll take any and every d**g imaginable, smoke and then tell me I'm crazy for getting vaxxed. She's also had covid 3 or 4 times. I've had it zero times.

Captive
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country covid vaccination was mandatory and I know someone who left the country and lives somewhere else now because they are against it. Thanks I guess

Poppy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once worked at Lush, I had a man come up to me and asked if any products contained anything that could be harmful to his pregnant wife. I suggested avoiding anything with peppermint in as it was an emmenagogue which can make the womb contract and stimulate menstruation. He thanked me and then turned to beckon his wife who was stood outside smoking a cigarette! I had to bite my tongue and not say that although peppermint would be best avoided in pregnancy the cigarettes posed a bigger risk to the health of the child and mother!

Sheena Leversedge Wood
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same previous workplace here. had this couple come in ranting at me about how SLS causes cancer and it shouldn't be in our products, meanwhile, despite the strong background smell of the shop, I was trying hard not to gag for how badly they stunk of cigarettes. also, as an aside, all of the essential oils are at cosmetic concentrations, which means they are safe during pregnancy, rather than therapeutic levels, which may not be.

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Guess Undheit
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There were idiots working for tobacco companies claiming that "smoking protects you from C-19!!!" Proper scientific studies showed that butthead smokers were MORE likely to die, anywhere from 30% to 300% more likely. [ https://abcnews.go.com/Health/smoking-vaping-increases-risk-death-covid-study-finds/story?id=87483065 ]

doredde
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It CAN protect you from C-19 if you smoke enough to die before the Corona-Virus hits you, so....

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earsludge
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hepatitis B and RSV can be fatal for adults never mind infants and toddlers. These vaccines were crafted after decade upon decade of loss and devastation. They were not crafted by the government to give children autism and pump em with chemicals.

Coffeetime2
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My anti-vax friend who talks about all the dangers of them and not wanting foreign substances in her body gets botox injections...

Roan The Demon Kitty
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the first time I visited the chemo unit I met a woman who had just had her chemo session on the way out who told me "it isn't all that bad" etc...soon as we got outside, she goes and lights up a cigarette. Some people may never learn, I'm afraid. I only ever vaped CBD, and I've quit that as soon as my lungs filled with fluid before I even knew it was cancer. (usually have it in gummies, mints, fudge etc now rather than vaping)

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    #2

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “Women are responsible for men’s loneliness epidemic.” My dudes: Go get yourself a friend, a hobby, a dog. Your relationships, entertainment, and play dates are not our responsibility.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, these poor men. Sadly, women have the right to look at you and decide: "NO. That is not a person I want to spend time with." Sucks, huh?

    Alex Kennedy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, if those men got friends and hobbies, they would probably chill out, be happier, spread more good vibes, and get more attention from women!

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We refuse to be objectified to satisfy their mysoginistic needs, we are such horrible people, it's all our fault they cant get off with someone....yeh, right.

    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously saw a comment on insta saying "I've been on dozens of first dates and never get a second date, women just don't want good men anymore". My dude, a little self reflection probably won't kill ya.

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    Donna Peluda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the past woman needed a man to provide because society was that way. Now woman are educated and have jobs they don't need a man so they can actually choose to be with a man or not. Why put up with some a**hole.

    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We ARE responsible. If you're an a*****e, we will avoid you like the plague. I'm good with that.

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing how people behaved during the pandemic, I think we need to retire the phrase "avoid it like the plague". Turns out, people don't avoid plagues, and some go actively seeking them.

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    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Toxic masculinity is responsible for male unlikeableness epidemic.” FIFY.

    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys with hobbies, pets, and interests get dates. True story.

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of a sudden the term incel...popped up... and now conjures up the image of some angry man living in their parents basements wondering why they can't get a date cuz it's a woman's fault

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's time for socialization and manners class gentleman.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they are. Women have two eyes, two ears, one brain, and use all of them.

    Deborah Clark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also maybe actually work on your s****y personality instead of just pretending to do so. Same for the ladies out there. Ya'll are just a different kind of bad.

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    #3

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Have a misogynistic coworker who claimed the male lions do all the hunting, because he couldn't stand the idea of a female anything being better.

    anon , Charl Durand / pexels Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people that dumb live to adulthood?

    Lewis KR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Videos of male lions hunting are amusing because they are so clearly not used to it. They just barrell into a full size antelope or buffalo getting the c**p kicked out of them. You can practically hear the females watching on like 'oh my God just get a small one!'

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago

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    We've obviously seen different videos because the ones I've seen have the females doing an OK job and then a male barreling in on his own and bringing the prey down. Just search for "male lion hunting" on YouTube and you'll find plenty of cases of the males doing just fine.

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    KDS
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this coworker never watched the Lion King Scar himself said it the Lioness job to hunt for food.

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until that guy hears about sea horses.

    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who has ever seen 1 documentary knows the female lions do the hunting and they also teach the little ones how to hunt.

    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proving that the clown has never read ANYTHING about lions. Male lions are among the worst, the only thing they kill reliably are lion cubs born to a different father. They kill babies so the female lions go back into heat.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not really true. Male lions have to hunt when they don't have a pride of females doing it for them. But it is true, that they will kill another males offspring.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like we'll be watching a documentary on lions today! Watching a bunch of lionesses take down a giraffe!

    JMOpinion
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could literally watch just one show about lions and find that isn't true! 🤦🏼‍♂️

    Fluffy mommy panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah...... like there not even a such thing as a pride........lol.

    Bored something
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a pride the male lies around while the females hunt. They spent even part of the hunting team.

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    Bret Sander
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the mother bear stalks and the queen of the hawks are the ones who bring home the bread. the lion that is regal and the bald headed eagle need a woman just to keep them fed"

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    #4

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box The US has “never been a racist country” is up there. Leaving out the fact that the civil war was fought over slavery is pretty stupid too.

    germane_switch , Jakayla Toney / pexels Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA was born a racist nation. Slavery is a black mark on our history that can never be cleansed.

    S Mi
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the treatment of the Indigenous peoples from day one onward....

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    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad note, there isn't a single country out there that hasn't had legal (in their time, their laws) slavery at some point in its history. The closest is Australia but only because they didn't officially become a country until 1901 and you can be sure there was a lot of slavery before then.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all slavery has been based on race, however.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not... racist? Dear US, you literally built your entire nation on the backs of the Native Americans you killed or rounded up like cattle. Everyone knows this, why? Because your Nation is by no means old enough to sweep that under the rug.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize that "Americans" didn't just spring up from a hole in the ground right? Where do you think the settlers came from? My country has a despicable, I can't even say history because it's ongoing, with it's indigenous people.

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    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A really stupid issue that I keep hearing the far-right complain about? Critical Race Theory. A grad school level course that is taught in law schools but can also be used in advance studies in communications, womens studies, sociology, communications, American studies, etc... But according to the far-right? "CRT will be taught to elementary school students to indoctrinate them".

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the right wing made a fib? Gasp! Say it ain't so! (I am commencing to clutch my pearls.)

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    PSimms
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The primary goal and purpose of the Republican party and American right today is to deny America's past as a nation built on the racism of slavery and on genocide of indigenous people.

    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't denying it, they want to return to it. Women's rights, black and indigenous people's rights, they want it all returned to the 18th century.

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    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA was a country that built itself on racism and slavery, the sad fact is many Americans cannot even be grateful or respect the black people who literally gave their entire lives to build their country into what it is today. And many black people, both slaves and free, also had many useful inventions that had to be co-opted by whites because black people weren't allowed to hold patents.

    Niki A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slavery is just ugly in general. And so is racism.

    Justme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wonder what our world would have looked like had everyone respected indigenous peoples.

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real shame is Nikki Haley, former governor of South Carolina, when she was running for president made that claim about US not being racist, too, having grown up in a racially divided neighborhood because her parents are immigrants from India

    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumbest variation I heard of this was "Well, the American army fought to free the slaves!" I mean, it's true on some level. But I wonder which country the other side of that war ended up being part of?

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    #5

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "Healthy women don't get periods."

    SadlyNotDannyDeVito , Sora Shimazaki / pexels Report

    MrLiesegang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intelligent men won’t get hit with a textbook. So step closer, please,

    Julie S
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like the other way round. If you're unhealthy you might not get them

    Bexxxx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! If that was true I’d be eating alllllll my veggies and going for a run every day 😂

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ovaries have retired, but they still want to punch this person

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just a guy who doesn’t know any girls well and never got a sex ed

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in his mom's basement, he will never learn anything.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this one is not only stupid (misinformed?) but also dangerous.

    Ge Po
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking severely under-weight women.

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    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?! Do these people really exist?

    doredde
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but with this attitude hopefully no woman with brains will procreate with someone like this.

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how exactly do healthy women have children then???

    -
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They keep all their eggs in one basket? I dunno. I got nothing.

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    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone is confused, healthy women of child-bearing age most definitely get periods

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    #6

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Windmills cause cancer. Global warming isn’t real because it’s cold outside.

    AlgorithmOmega , Kervin Edward Lara / pexels Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people actually think that windmills are stealing the wind and that's why the world is getting warmer. I wish I was making this up but that stupid is a congressman for the state of Georgia.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid f*****g prez-ident #45 has shown himself to be CONSIDERABLY worse, and downright insane.

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not forget this place in North Carolina: US town rejects solar panels amid fears they 'suck energy from the sun', cause cancer - and will harm house prices https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-town-rejects-solar-panels-amid-fears-they-suck-up-all-the-energy-from-the-sun-a6771526.html

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy ouch. That much stupid has to hurt, doesn't it?

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why it's important to say "climate change" and not "global warming". Idiots don't appreciate that colder winters and more rainfall are ALSO symptoms of human-induced climate change.

    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washington state republiclown Ed Orcutt: "Cyclists cause more CO2 pollution than car drivers because they breath harder!" [ https://bikebiz.com/cyclists-give-off-more-co2-than-drivers-says-washington-politician/ ]

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The republic senator from Oklahoma who brought a snowball onto the senate floor to prove climate change was a hoax just died, so… there’s that…

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    dan lynaugh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same Congressman who asked the Navy if they were concerned the new base they built on Guam tipping the island over- you have to love Hank.

    Adam Zad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They drive whales crazy, too! Make 'em depressed and suicidal.

    Lewis KR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two wind turbines are getting to know each other. One says "so what kind if music do you like?" The other thinks for a moment and then replies "well I've always been a big heavy metal fan"

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an absolutely beautiful picture.

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think so too! We have a lot of wind turbines in Germany and the entire rest of my family think they are so ugly and destroy the landscape. But I think they are kind of pretty?

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    #7

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The vaccine can't survive 24h outside the fridge, and our body is not a fridge, so the vaccine can't last more than 24h in our body." It took me 10second to even comprehend and recover from the stupidity of the statement.

    Keysrin , Thirdman / pexels Report

    Twilight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how dumb humans can be.

    Guy-Incognito
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly they tend to be the ones that breed the most.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice cream can't survive 24h outside the fridge, and our body is not a fridge. Apparently, this is a conclusive argument against eating ice cream.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vaccine doesn't need 24hr to do its job. It's designed to stimulate the immune system rapidly and then go away for good reason. If it stuck around it really would be that thing the conspiracy theorists accuse it of.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    24 years military. Vaccinated for just about everything. 72 years old. Never get sick, ever!

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds legit. NOT. 🤦‍♀️

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it amazing how stupid someone sounds, that they can just make you pause. You just want to reply with "Bless your heart" and keep moving.

    Alex Kennedy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean… yeah? It’s consumed by macrophages (I assume) and presented on their surface for interaction with Memory T cells. Once the Memory T cells recognise it, that T-cell line is upregulated and proliferates, meaning that the body is primed to fight off a virus containing those antigens. We don’t WANT it to “survive” in the body.

    Vadertime
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is natural selection so these people can be eaten by predators and not proliferate?

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    #8

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box The earth is flat and only 6000 years old.

    Persephone2009 , Christian Reinke / pexels Report

    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does earth really exist? 🤔🤔

    MrLiesegang
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it‘s all a dream. Don’t wake the giant turtle who’s the dreamer, shhhh…

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    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again...The Flat Earth Society announced it has members all over the globe.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And/Or. There are two different threads in this idiocy. Generally though it's and. People who believe Earth is flat also believe it is young.

    Guy-Incognito
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a paid actor pretending to be from a non-existent place called Australia I'm wondering when my cheque is coming?

    JacqSTL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said on another thread that if the earth was flat, then cats would have knocked everything off the edge already. Seriously, the pyramids are 5,000 yrs old and Göbekli Tepe is 12000 years old. And what about radiocarbon dating and the fossil record?

    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tests of faith. If you choose to believe "evidence" over ancient writings said to be inspired by God, He will punish you for your disbelief. Also, errors, contradictions, and nonsensical stories are only in the book to test your faith that they really aren't there. Just trust me. (Oh, & send me your money. God really needs your money)

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the bible was originally written in the English language.

    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fool, you believe in the earth? This is the Matrix /s

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered how the Bible Thumpers felt whenever they find a dinosaur skeleton or something like that and they date it hundreds of thousands of years

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll answer that. God scattered random bones around the Earth and invented science in order to test our faith in him! (Please read the heavy, dripping sarcasm here)

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    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an italian, i believe the earth is really a Pizza.

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    #9

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "American Healthcare has some issues, but it's still the best in the world" some ignorant redneck to me, a literal nurse working in an American ICU while he accumulates tens of thousands of dollars in medical debt

    JHKtheSeeker , Cedric Fauntleroy / pexels Report

    Twilight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia is so much better

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how many things in Australia are just waiting to kill you, it needs to be.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter if it is the best in the world if people can't afford to pay for it

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the health care system - it's the health care delivery system that's the problem.

    Alex Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America has amazing, innovative, effective healthcare in the world IF you can afford it.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free health care is fantastic and I don't want to imagine living without it. The only medical area that still costs a fortune even with free healthcare is dentistry. Dentures ... so expensive

    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll add sight issues to the list. I need to wear glasses or contacts to see properly, I can't function without them, both are expensive. The doctor visit is covered, but not lenses. I could get laser surgery, but that's not covered either, what's worse there is no guarantee it will fix the problems completely. So glasses it is :p

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    Kay Lyn Evans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has lived in Canada, Germany, and the US, I can kind of understand what they might have been trying to say. Yes, the American ***health insurance for profit*** system is absolutely horrific. However, the quality of care and innovation that I have personally received in the US has been much better than Canada or Germany. But, that said, I would much prefer universal healthcare here.

    Bella Langston
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is what people don't seem to understand.

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, countries like Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, the Seychelles and Peru have a better healthcare system.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who have never left the US are constantly telling me how great the US is. Just like their corporate masters trained them.

    Alex Kennedy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am reading this while recovering from a hernia operation. The operation cost me $0. If it turns out there were any other problems, and I need more medical care, how much will that cost? That’s right, $0!

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An acquaintance is a doctor who's always spouting this c**p. The twat has never paid a penny for health care in his life because every member of his family is a doctor, including his wife.

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    #10

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "You shouldn't speak Spanish if you're not Mexican" - a customer who got mad at me for helping another customer in Spanish

    ZijoeLocs , Leeloo The First / pexels Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spain called, they are having issues now because they can't speak Spanish due to not being Mexican.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Filipino aunty called, I can now only understand half the language she is speaking without the Spanish 😂

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    Charlie the Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response would be "You shouldn't speak English if your not from England"

    L.V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But everyone knows England is a myth

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about all the people from Spain? Also Argentina, Ecuador, Chile, El Salvador, Columbia, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Costa Rica I could go on. How ignorant do you have to be to think only Mexicans speak Spanish?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To some people "Hispanic" and "Mexican" are interchangable in every way.

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    quentariel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think people realise that if the name of the language is Spanish and the name of the country is Spain, they might have some kind of correlation. But apparently not.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, no, obviously the language in Spain would be Spainish. Duh! /s

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought everyone knew that Spain is really Old Mexico

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we have a New Mexico, so is just plain Mexico really Middle Mexico?

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spanish people 👁👄👁

    Twilight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about all the Spanish people

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone that doesn't see the benefit in speaking two languages shouldn't speak at all.

    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had a group of girls got mad at me for speaking Japanese...... Im albino but ... I'm Japanese, I just really don't look like it, It was funny, my friends with me at the time were like .... but he is Japanese...... it was back when I was in my early 20s too so like over 10 years ago

    Bobert Robertson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, my Mexican wife speaks Mexicish.

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    #11

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The center of the Galaxy and the earth are aligned! We so are in the end times!" To which I responded, "two points are always aligned, it's called a line!" He was super religious by the way...

    TheEPGFiles , Pixabay / pexels Report

    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mayan calendar ended in 2012. We're living AFTER the end times!

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course they were religious. That way they can relinquish all responsibility for their stupidity, ignorance, and hatred and "hand it all over to Jesus."

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take him outside and tie him with a long piece of rope to a post. Leave him there until he figures it out.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if believes we are in the end times, have him give you all his stuff, he won't need it where he is allegedly going

    Mike m
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They fight against making the world a better place because everything bad is a sign of the "end times" and they have the gall to assume they are worthy to be raptured.

    Nancy Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just bonkers for any sign or portent they can invent. Earthquakes, eclipses, storms...

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the religious right is so darn scary... stupid and scary..

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they keep teasing us with end times? And then false alarm every time

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually met a flat earther not too long ago. Took about 5 minutes to realize I was talking to somewhere around a 60 IQ

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a religious person, what the heII does that mean?

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    #12

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "If we're going south, how are we going uphill?"

    AnimatedHokie , Nans 82 / pexels Report

    Twilight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is by far the most dumb thing i have ever heard.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to tell you; I grew up where the North was hillier. Even though in no way could I rely on North = up, I had a good instinctive sense of direction. Then I moved to a place where South was uphill and it completely screwed up my sense of direction. I just couldn't develop the instinct to override the base-level presumption that North was up.

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    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I always like going South, somehow it feels like going downhill." - Treebeard

    Fora Nakit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of the South as "down" but not "downhill". I'm curious about what do Australians consider "down". Any Aussey pandas here ?

    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aussie here. South is down. North is up.

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this misconception cleared up when I was 6. How can adults like this exist?

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are too dumb to exist

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just wait until they get to the top and tell them about north and going down.

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another flerfer it sounds like. For some reason some flat earthers think that North is up. They just can't think in 3D.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a coworker tell me rivers should not flow from South to North because South is "lower" than North on the globe (at least he was not a flat earther) and water is only supposed to go downhill. Still wonder if he was joking or not.

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    #13

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Had a friend insist Hawaii is a seperate country, not a US state. (We're both Americans) I'm still very embarrassed that we both attended the same high school.

    Scribe625 , Jess Loiterton / pexels Report

    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been one of those people who insisted Barack Obama wasn’t American because he was born in Hawaii.

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hawaii WISHES it was a separate country.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it WAS a separate country -- until we stole it from the natives who lived there. Not like the US has ever done anything like that before...

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I feel like Hawaii *should* be it's own country. It's so far away from mainland America it's basically its own nation anyway.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was. The government was overthrown by the US Army and the country was then illegally annexed. So rich white people could grow sugarcane and pineapples.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I want to feel old, I remember that I was born (1957) before Hawaii and Alaska became states in 1959, and before that Hawaii was a kingdom!

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was annexed in 1898, after existing as the Republic of Hawaii for 4 years. (The Republic was imposed after a bunch of white plantation owners over threw the Kingdom. See Dole.) It existed as a US Territory until 1959 and statehood.

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    Therese Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an insurance company rep tell me that an injury in Hawaii wasn't covered because "OUT OF COUNTRY travel wasn't covered"

    dollh h
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that. Had a tech support person insist that I was in another country, and therefore couldn't use their platform. I'm in New Mexico.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that happens. I have been to the US several times now and got asked the most ridiculous questions about Germany, including "Is Hitler still alive?" or "Is the Berlin wall still up?"

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, the Berlin wall is still up. Lots of Berlin walls are still up. They hold up the Berlin roofs."

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    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a woman from Texas who thought calling to New Mexico was an international call.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally believe this. Happens to me all the time, especially on Zoom calls. It's sooo hard not to laugh.

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    John Dilligaf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are also folks who believe New Mexico is part of Mexico and not a US state.

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an idiot soldier, while we were stationed at schofield, on Oahu, state that Oahu was floating in the ocean like a inner tube in a lake...

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    #14

    In the middle of a "Bill Gates created Covid to microchip us" (which itself is pretty up there) rant: "He tested it in Africa. There were no diseases in Africa until Bill Gates went there and started spreading them"

    Nervous_Chipmunk7002 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This some Alex Jones stuff. It has to be.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone needs to go back in time before he was born and give that man's dad a condom....

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of these "microchips people" have heard of mobile phones?

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And EZ Pass etc. And Starlink / OnStar etc. Hell, my car and my phone can tell my wife what bar I'm in and that stool pigeon EzPass tells her how I got there!

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have come as a surprise to Africans. You would think they'd be more vocal about it.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because as you know Africa is just one big country and we all look and act like same and live in mud huts and have lions and zebras running around in the streets.

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    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "May I introduce you to the Marburg Virus? Its a good ol' African throwback, you'll love it."

    J9
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a South African this is news to me 🫠🤣

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, there were no diseases in Africa until Bill Gates got there. Makes me wonder what Albert Schweitzer was doing all that time.

    ThatNatureNerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the couple 100,000 dying of malaria but given this argument they probably don't even view them as people (smh)

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please take this person to the nearest Vet and get them "put to sleep", they really are beyond saving.

    Natasha Muyatwa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an African, I can confirm this :|

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I thought I'd heard them all but I hadn't heard that one

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    #15

    I was talking about how terrible the homeless situation in America is and my step mother said "well It's mostly brown people and that's what they get for coming here illegally". All I could do was lol and say you need to quit watching Faux news 24/7. The struggle is real people.

    Inner-Management-110 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea where you would get this idea. I live in Portland Oregon and I'd say about 80% of the homeless folk I see on a daily basis are white born free American citizens.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello fellow Oregonian 👋 I thought Portland was an uninhabitable liberal wasteland and everyone is getting robbed and accidentally ODing on fentanyl laced drag show wigs laying around/s🤣

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    Sean Sean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also that roughly 53% of homeless people in the USA have jobs, but still can't afford housing.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can honestly say I've only seen one or two homeless people who weren't white.

    Anna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The immigrants to my state have homes, provided by the state (even if it is just a hotel room). It's the native born locals who've been priced right into homelessness.

    Vadertime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brown people work and do the jobs that white people refuse to do. Most homeless people are white and not brown.

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in UK with GB news.

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally heard that only white people end up homeless because they don't have families.

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, we didn't come here illegally. We were bought and paid for, and imported. Think about THAT for a minute.

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    #16

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “The way you’re raised has nothing to do with the way you turn out” - my mom to me when I called her out on her behaviour

    JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH , LightFieldStudios / envatoelements Report

    Gabriele Alfredo Pini
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like saying that the big five fingers welt on your cheek has nothing to do with the slap I gave you earlier...

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but then she can't take credit for any of your achievements either, and believe me a narcissist mother will try.

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! Everything "wrong" with her kids is not her fault and probably our bio dad's. Every achievement, she is so "proud" to take credit for. Every painful experience, she can't wait to spread nasty gossip about, every joy is hers to spread before we can pass news on ourselves. Finally went NC last year. Good riddance to that witch.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, it all depends on what sign of the Zodiac you're born under.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to say yes and no. Not everyone raised around alcoholics and d**g addicts end up being addicted to either. Not everyone ends up being an abuser or someone who cannot hold down a job. It can make breaking the cycle and moving past past hurts more difficult. But there are many people out there who didnt have horrible lifes as adults do to their upbringing. But still doesnt give the right or an excuse for bad behavior as a parent.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With alcoholics specifically it can skip a generation.

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    CP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why I have empathy for pretty much everyone. No one chose who they were born to.

    Barbara R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad would always say, "Don't do what I do, do what I say" Kind of the same thing.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really sad because children learn their behaviour from observing how grown ups especially their parents do.

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    #17

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "If you don't have children, God will punish you".

    Remote-Direction963 , Pixabay / pexels Report

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Because then the priests miss out.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priests and Republicans... "so many children, so little time. We gotta get people to stop having abortions so there will be more children to violate!"

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I'm being punished with extra money and lots of free time! :)

    Hans Georg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will punish you with silence and good sleep. Take that! Hahaha...

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you can't actually physically have children?

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SkippityBoppityBoo, don't use logic here. There is no logic to the statement.

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    Phil Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that work for atheists and agnostics? Is "god" happy that they have brought more atheists into the world? Please explain.

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once told that it was my duty as a woman to have children. This came from a woman I really liked. I said it sure isn't and I didn't.

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children plural? Because I seem to remember God only having one son.

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That we know of. He probably sent God the Daughter someplace that didn't need the whole scapegoating thing.

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    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great day to be Atheist

    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god is ok with killing children too.

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    #18

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “If China’s been around for so long, how come they never invented anything?” If it were a genuine, ignorant question, that’d be one thing, but it was rhetorically asked as if to say China’s never accomplished anything. Baffling.

    sodapaladin , Nothing Ahead / pexels Report

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Googled it. China has been the source of many innovations, scientific discoveries and inventions. This includes the Four Great Inventions: papermaking, the compass, gunpowder, and printing (both woodblock and movable type).

    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Monty Python's sketch about the Romans

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing a comment from some racist American politician about how brown people have never done anything for civilization. THEY INVENTED IT! Every center of origin for what we consider civilization (agriculture, cities, nations) was populated by brown people. And never mind things like, oh, writing, mathematics, astronomy.

    Niki A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a cute thing a student said to me in my world history class. I was explaining Chinese inventions, and I mentioned porcelain. I explained dishes and toilets are often made of it, and he looked at me and said, "Really?! Toilets and dishes are made of the same thing?!" I very fondly recall that.

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During my ceramics degree we spent a morning at a toilet factory and the afternoon the same day at the factory that made the plates for the Titanic. Classy!

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's baffling to me that in the literal age of globalisation still so many people stick to "if it doesn't happen in my backyard, it doesn't exist."

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s baffling to me that in the literal age of globalization so many people can’t understand how a pandemic can happen. And will happen again

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    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, a civilization that has been around for many thousands of years never invented anything. I despise their current government but credit where credit is due, China has an amazing history and some of the coolest historical figures I've learned about.

    Twilight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China has invented a lot of things.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China invented china hence the name.

    David Kennedy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I posts below, China is an English word, the Chinese call it Zhongguo which means central state

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    Jet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes i am an asian i can say china made : a lot

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    #19

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "pseudoscience is still science"

    ewing666 , Polina Zimmerman / pexels Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it is officially classified as *checks "book of stupid things" * *ahem* "B******t disguised as fact"

    nm (he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word pseudoscience is derived from the Greek ψεύδος= lie, pseudo meaning "false" and the English word science, from the Latin word scientia, meaning "knowledge".

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the German word sheisse meaning s**t in english is actually derived from the same word as science

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And counterfeit money is still money.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep using that word. I'm pretty sure that word doesn't mean what you think it means.

    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pseudoscience can become science, but ONLY through scientific testing, not through anecdotes from true believers. And scientists can be closed minded to things they don't like, but WILL change their mind when proof appears. Scientists refused to accept the fact of evolution, plate tectonics, germ theory, or bacteria causing ulcers. But all of them were proven true. "Pseudoscience" became science through proof, not emotions. [ https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20727772-000-zeros-to-heroes-ulcer-truth-was-hard-to-stomach/ ]

    Lost Penny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And an imaginary friend is still a friend.

    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pseudofacts are still b******t.

    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that logic Wii sports is still sport

    Featherking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my sweet lord on a polka dot bicycle.

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    #20

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Coworker: "If vegans care about animals so much, and they eat all the vegetables, then all the animals who eat vegetables will go hungry" He genuinely thought it was some gotcha about vegans and I had to jump out of the argument for a minute to be like "wait is that actually something you think could happen?" Apparently we're competing with rabbits in a zero sum game of who can eat the most carrots

    CakeLikeLadyGaga , Wendy Wei / pexels Report

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about all the animals that have to be killed & stuff to actually grow the veggies anyway?

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 40,000 ducks are killed each year to protect rice production in Australia. A billion mice are poisoned every year to protect wheat in Western Australia alone. Apple growers can kill 120 possums a year to protect their orchards.

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    Nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a vegan, and NO ONE is dumber then animal eaters who try to discredit veganism. B***h,we're just trying to save animals. Why does this upset you?

    Spencer's slave no longer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you're only trying to "save" the animals that omnivores eat. What are you doing to try and save the animals slaughtered to protect the plants vegans eat? I'm not "vegan bashing" I just asking a valid question.

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    Wilfredo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbest thing here is to argue with a vegan in the first place

    Nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I am a vegan and have never ever heard one true or intelligent argument for slaughtering animals.Vegans are smarter, if for no other reason then we understand the concept that animals are here with us, not for us.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog was allergic to corn and wheat so I bought him food without either of those. Manager, yes a manager, at a pet supply store told me that by getting food with chicken in it, the food would still cause problems because chickens eat corn.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a faint possibility, there are some humans with that level of sensitivity to some molecules. But it would be contamination not because the corn was in the meat

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    Mobey Drunk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has been vegan for 25+ years. I've not only heard this, but some of the most absurd comments I've ever heard in my life.

    Sanfransweety
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all of humanity on the entire planet became vegan that wouldn't affect animal ecosystem?Genuinely curious now

    Anna Drever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less animals would be bred to be slaughtered. Some would still be kept to have in sanctuaries, so they’re not going to go extinct, as some anti-vegans would like folks to believe. The numbers would gradually go down, so we also wouldn’t be overrun with all these animals, as some anti-vegans also trot out. I’m no expert but I imagine the ecosystem would be fine as it would take a while for animal numbers to drop and the ecosystem should adjust. I’ll stand corrected but basically animal numbers are where they are because of humans and we affect the ecosystem in far worse ways.

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    C .Hunger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sorry, but that is too funny! At least when the animals go hungry, they die and we can eat them!

    Nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing funny about you being heartless and having no soul. Leave the animals alone, you piece of human garbage.

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    Miomirko Buhtlić
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd watch the carrot eating contest between a man and a rabbit.

    Sabrina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still can plant the vegetables, everybody can eat, vegans just love animals so they can bear the animals get kills, but they can't force the believe into others.

    ThatNatureNerd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like there is more than like 20 species of plants that animals eat

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    #21

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Heard from a guy I was working with over the weekend. He was on the phone with his mom. "Im not even going to vote. I just hate politics nowadays. Now if I say i hate black people, they say I'm a racist. What's so racist about that?!"

    Feanlean , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact it is actual racism. Bro is describing actual racism.

    S Mi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you suppose he *thinks* racism is?!

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    john doe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, if he is not gonna vote then we have a step in the right direction.

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are resentful towards women you're a misogynist...I could go on

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to wonder what that co-worker would consider racism.

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a problem, both bits actually

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don’t mind a racist abstaining from voting

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    Cecil
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people with alternative facts frequently also have alternative definitions for words.

    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so racist about being blatantly racist? /s

    Carla Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally everything about what they said was racism! I think if you looked it up in a dictionary, it would say, see this person's sentence

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone feels the need to say they are not a racist, they are a racist.

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    #22

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box On a conservative forum, some person was lamenting cost of his medical procedure AFTER insurance paid their part. "I can't image how much it would cost if it were free!" 

    SnooMemesjellies7469 , Anna Shvets / pexels Report

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can imagine how much money I would have to spend if I didn't have to spend any money!"

    Alex Kennedy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for reference’s sake, I’m a Canadian, and my doctor told me I needed an operation to fix a hernia. I got the operation by booking it with a surgeon (great job BTW, Dr. Farouk!) and then going to the hospital where my charming doctor and his team put me to sleep and did their thing. The only time I needed to spend money was when I ordered lunch after I got home.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - "If healthcare was free you would have to pay for everyone elses' hospital stays!" - "If healthcare was free the government would decide what doctor you are sent to!" - "If healthcare was free the medical staff would be super bad and uneducated, because nothing that is free is worth anything!" - "If healthcare was free it would be super expensive!" These are (seriously) the lies people in the US are fed so that they don't demand free healthcare. A friend of mine from the US visited me here in Germany about half a year ago and broke down in tears when she sprained her wrist while she was here. She was convinced going to a doctor would cost a fortune and that she wouldn't be able to afford the rest of her stay. She went, came back and just stared at nothing for a while, until she murmured: "It was free. Free!"

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the way it is now they never pay the hospital bill so WE ALL PAY ANYWAY. At least through taxes they would pay something.

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    shankShaw deReemer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get a $4000+ procedure for migraines--Botox. I still have to pay over $1000 out-of-pocket costs, even though it's been a proven treatment for a dozen years at least. USA healthcare sucks. And I work for the state!

    David Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh! Britain, Canada etc, etc It's free!

    Bexxxx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And our taxes aren’t even that much higher than the US!

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just banged my head so hard against a wall that I now require super expensive free healthcare. *insert rolling eyes emoji* (thanks NHS though, for real)

    MoMcB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in UK. I've recently had problems with my back, and I've spent 4.5 weeks in hospital, and had an operation to fix it. Cost to me-£0. I know I pay taxes, but what are the taxes in the US?

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US taxpayer pays half as much again per capita in tax for their patchwork healthcare "system" as we do for the NHS.

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    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporations can do it better until you get the bill.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay America. I am from a relatively poor country with a large population. We have universal healthcare. What's going on with you guys

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw someone having a fit because she didn't believe in the concept of patients paying for their part of healthcare (having nothing to do with whether the US should have free healthcare or not. The nurse receptionist was trying to explain that her insurance doesn't cover 100% so she was responsible for the rest. She tried fighting back with "No, I will only accept charges up to whatever the insurance pays, so deal with it as that's my patient rights". The answer she got was "we have the right to accept patients or not, and we won't accept you unless you agree to pay your share." She stomped out mumbling about how hard it is to find good doctors anymore. 🤣

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    #23

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box That’s why you have autism! Response to “Well I’m getting the vax being I don’t want to die” My response to that was “I thought you get Autism **after** the vaccine?”

    H010CR0N , Gustavo Fring / pexels Report

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them having autism is better than dying anyway.

    Grace Knowlton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an autistic person,i would rather have autism than some incurable disease that could kill me like polio at least being autistic won't kill me!

    Carla Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend that was anti vaxx with all her children, and before COVID-19. She was old school ignorant. I texted her one day to see what she was doing, and she says, just took the dogs to get their shots. Ummmmm? Really?

    Anne Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autism has "seemed" to increase because it a wide spectrum if disorders. It isn't only.peopke who are non-verbal, don't make eye contact, etc. Many, if not most, people on the spectrum hold jobs, raise children, go to college and more. We all know someone who is just a little bit different, and to me, that keeps life interesting.

    ThatNatureNerd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as medical tech grows so does mental health treatment so as we get better vaccines we just get better at identifying autism like the basic scale of medical progression

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend that believed that vaccines caused autism in kids The oldest has Asperger's and the youngest is autistic both boys but the daughter is just the little princess b***h her Daddy raised her to be RIP Sandra

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    #24

    “I’m not racist my dogs black”Heard it more than once. Abhorrent statement to make. And yes that is the first time I’ve used that word Abhorrent in a sentence, but needs must.

    Dylman2310 Report

    L.V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's sad is that black dogs and cats are less likely to be adopted...

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't be prejudiced against Hispanics. I'm married to an Hispanic". By this logic, no heterosexual husband can ever be a male chauvinist. After all, each of them is married to a woman.

    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa "I'm not racist. My best friend is a fill in the blank*. He's one of the good ones "

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate Jews, as my daughter is now one as she converted after marrying. I still wish she had married Tom Brady, the All-American boy instead of Jared.

    ZorgtheAlien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not racist, my slaves were black." (sorry if this offends anyone)

    ThatNatureNerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right thing to say is they're both external color they change nothing about the individual so why do you care about one and not the other

    Nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just more proof that racists have zero intelligence.

    Jackie Lulu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 2 (mostly) black cats and 2 orange ones. It's Halloween at my house all year round.

    wuchi51
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never apologize for a heathy vocabulary

    Glenn Cuneo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should throw in a "whilst" for good measure....

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    #25

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box I write software, had a boss with little technical knowledge for a bit. He asked me to 'make the software do X or Y depending on what the user wanted when they clicked the button'. I asked what he meant, he got upset, told me it was simple. If the user wants X to happen when they click the button, do that! If they want Y to happen when they click the button, do that! At first I thought maybe he meant there was some other way to figure that out from context.. but no, ultimately he meant 'read the users mind and intent when they click the button'.

    supercyberlurker , Christina Morillo / pexels Report

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that! Permanently and legally transfers $1 million to my bank account from whichever person I'm thinking of at the time.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computer programmers have always wanted to code in a DWIM hot key. (Do What I Mean)

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised he didn't ask for the software to just do the appropriate thing even without user interaction

    Tim Douglass
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was developing a time-clock integration into a payroll system back around 1985. The company owner wanted to have the program make sure the person was actually working. Not that they had clocked in, but that they were actually on the factory floor working. Never did figure out how to automate that bit...

    Nancy Parker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because computers are like gods, I suppose.

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, I just got an idea how to challenge my software dev team...

    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did they want the buttons to do though... i feel like if we knew this would make more sense.

    Vadertime
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a software guy. I would tell him to leave and not come near me again.

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    #26

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box There was a certain politician that, speaking about some military business, said "I know more about that than the generals". He was wrong.

    Upstairs-Radish1816 , August de Richelieu / pexels Report

    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...do you realise how little that narrows down the identity of the speaker?

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wasn't the "very stable genius"... by any chance, was it?

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean tRump. That's who said that. What a poster child for all morons, he is... .

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering people study for years in their specialist subject to become a professional or expert, Trump must be hundreds of years old from this collection, lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GqJna9hpTE

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a nightmare the other night that Trump was president again, and made himself ruler of the USA.. it was ugly..

    Donna Peluda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local politician here in Spain when cars started fitting Sat Navs. "we've spoken with NASA to reinforce the GPS signal in our town because all the luxury cars are sucking up the signal" he was on the New technology dpto at the town hall.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that wasn't a politician, that was a con man

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Because corporate always knows better than the poor buggers on the floor

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still amazes me that the people that never fought in the military still hasn't' a clue as to how a war should be fought

    Marianne Nielsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the carrotcoloured could have said that...

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    #27

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I don't get why they keep changing the all the sciencey facts in schools." - Some lady at a truck stop in Louisiana.

    Past-File3933 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Science adapts to new information and evidence. Dogma does not.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF the comment is as likely to be a result of them constantly removing stuff from the curriculum every time they find something that's not in the bible.

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because unlike religion, science evolves and changes.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum *kind of* said this. She said that the stuff she learnt in school was "wrong", but I pointed out that science is always learning, so it may well have been true when she was at school, or at least it may well have been considered true, and that scientific opinion has since changed.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I say "we only had two kingdoms when I was in school" I actually mean isn't it great how much more we've learnt in biology. I hope I haven't misled anyone.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, sometimes it hurts so much just knowing that these twits exist and that they have no desire to learn anything new, nor question whether their sources are reliable or not.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It baffles and angers me, especially since their vote counts as much as mine.

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    Gia SDP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overheard at an airport bar: "Is St. Patrick's Day the same day in Ireland as America?" BUG EYES

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    St. Patrick's Day is on the same day in Tibet as it is in America. (Whether the Dali Lama puts on green robes remains an open question.)

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    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been in a few truck stops in Louisiana. We aren’t talking the brightest bulbs in the chandelier for the most part

    Cecil
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I find this hard to believe. I was taught that truck stops are hotbeds of scientific theory and experimentation.

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is difficult to keep up with scientific changes throughout a lifetime, and very understandable to not do so. No excuse for refusing to accept the principle though.

    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to keep up with the changes, my husband is an environmental safety engineer, my older daughter is studying astro-physics and my younger one gets passionate about various subjects then moves on. I, the former theater kid/antiques dealer/semi-Luddite is just trying to make sure I understand what they're all talking about (although, sometimes I make them keep up with me, like when I read the bio of Clarence Birdseye. He was the founder of the frozen foods industry and invented the machines used to start it) .

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, she had just realized how science works...

    Flopsy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they did! They still teach the map of the tongue with sweet on the top and bitter at the base.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leg bone still connects to the hip bone!!

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    #28

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box It's your duty as a woman to have a child and whether you want one or not, doesn't matter.

    anon , Jonathan Borba / pexels Report

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, said by either a male or a religious person or a female “brainwashed” by a religious person

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every child deserves to be wanted.

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the child abuse, neglect and other "issues" that come from having a child that is not wanted doesn't matter either?

    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Duty", from the incel males that want to legalize rape and criminalize abortion.

    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's your duty not to have any. The planet is full.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is every adult's duty to know whether they should have children. Not only for the child's sake, but for their own self-awareness.

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to a certain group of politicians we may not even be able to use contraception

    Nizumi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HOw dO yoU knOw yOu doN't waNt chIldrEn iF yOu dOn't trY?" FFS, Louie - it's not a pair of shoes I can take back!

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm chronically ill and literally don't have the energy or health to look after someone else. It's hard enough trying to take care of myself. I can't imagine that people think I should bring a child into that situation.

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    #29

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I don't date people with pronouns" *insert eyeroll.*

    Charming_Wrapper , Alexander Grey / pexels Report

    Nilsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People" is a noun. Me, you, they, who and many more are pronouns

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    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of curiosity...has anyone ever tried having a conversation WITHOUT using pronouns??

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't date people with pronouns" begins with a pronoun.

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we all thank you for it.

    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigoted & moronic - classic combo!

    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting concept - can you identify as someone without pronouns? _ wants a candy, please give it to _, otherwise _ will get cranky.

    what (she/they/it?)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i don't have pronouns I'm a male" - my (unrelated) uncle

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can your be unrelated? Or did you mean by blood?

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    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t date people with pronouns either. Probably because I’m married.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you're never gonna date then.

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    #30

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The Bible is historical fact and never contradicts itself." "No matter where you are, you're always going North." "You can't cook with gas." "Cool ranch doritos are ranch flavored?!?" -Me-

    Sparkyninja38 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

    KDS
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible constantly contradicts itself.

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's why most churches have "bible study" groups. You get together and they come up with convoluted crazy reasons why it actually makes sense. You ain't seen twisted f****d up logic till you've been to a hardcore Prosperity Gospel evangelical bible study. They will even twist Trump's s**t into how he's actually a good Christian. The insanity is nuclear strength

    Hobby Hopper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Nimitz, you hit the nail on the head. I wish I could upvote you more.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bible never contradicts itself?! Four different dudes wrote down the same series of events and couldn't stick to one version. The fact that neither of the four was a witness of these events only makes it worse.

    Let’s Be Kind
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re referring to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John? Matthew was Jesus disciple, Mark was Peter’s friend, (Peter was a disciple), Luke was with Paul, who was around during the first martyr’s death (Stephen), and John was a disciple of Jesus.

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    Pandemonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the Bible assumed to have more factual relevance than the Greek myths I was taught in grade school. Or the Koran, or Bhagavad Gita?

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Doritos thing is false advertising. They don't taste anything like a ranch.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God, do you know what a ranch tastes like?

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    Learner Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bible is a work of fiction by many different authors and religion causes more distress than any other factor. I do not need to list them, just look around at the world today.

    Hobby Hopper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a mix of both fiction and fact. For example, do I believe Adam was the first human? No, but the genealogy that traces Jesus' lineage all the way back to Adam may be at least partially true. Do I believe Moses conversed with God in the form of a burning bush? No, but I do believe they've accurately recorded much of ancient Hebrew law. And the succession of kings. Etc.

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    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Bible is NOT Fact and never will be... nice brainwashing tho

    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't cook with gas? Hmm I must have been eating uncooked food most of my life without realizing it then.

    Jeffrey Diehl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am reading this whist wearing a mixed fabric shirt and eating a Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado sandwich with a vanilla milkshake,

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    #31

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “There’s no such thing as mental health” Parents say the weirdest s**t sometimes

    Co0lus3rn4me , Mental Health America (MHA) / pexels Report

    Twilight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope they didn't say that to someone with Mental Health issues.

    Sabrina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom said that to me, I have ADHD.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the old "If I can't see or touch it, it doesn't exist!" approach

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as diabetes or cancer. Diabetics can produce their own insulin if they just put their mind to it.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, inasmuchas everyone is insane. Nobody has mental health.

    J9
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with this as a child and it continued well into adulthood.

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's no such thing as mental health." Yep - there's no mental health in their house.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because you are selfish and want all the attention. From a sibling.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some people's cases, mental health is the farthest thing from their mind.

    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... hehe, at least, if there is, I haven't got any yet!

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    #32

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box If dinosaurs were real wouldn’t I see more of their bones laying around.

    iiM_Nuckin_Futz , Arthur Shuraev / pexels Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    65 million years is a long time. Too long for people with very small brains.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some species may be lost forever, as their fossilized remains were on part of a continent that vanished under another in a subduction zone and melted into magma.

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    Bex
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend whose uncle insisted for YEARS that the dinos were fake and bones planted by the government. When the Orange Oompa Loompa ex-President of ours was in office, the uncle made a comment on how dumb he sounded when he spouted stupid facts. His dino/government theory was brought up and the uncle now acknowledges they really existed lol

    Fire Singer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a relative who insists dinosaur bones are a plant from God to test our faith. I thought she was kidding. She was not.

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    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate some last night... it's called chicken.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to see the remains of dinosaurs today, check your gas tank.

    Dave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If bears are real, wouldn't I see more ot their bones laying around?

    Niki A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, everyone knows the Flinstones used them all up!!!!

    The Other Guest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If horses were real wouldn't I see more of their bones laying around?

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    #33

    I worked with someone who had a Bachelor's degree and was a Registered nurse and I don't remember why but the conversation about the sun being a star came up and she said "The sun isn't a star, it's too close. If it was a star it'd be a dot like the other ones."

    horizonisbright Report

    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but her nursing qualification was for nursing and not astrophysics.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need a degree in astophysics to know the sun's a star.

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    Caroline Nagel
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once asked if the Big Bang was two rocks banging together in a very sarcastic tone of voice. When I began to explain how our universe started with a singularity I was stopped from talking any further because the fact of the sudden expansion of matter was against their religious teachings. This was in a secular European country.

    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0

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    #34

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water."

    cardinalbard , Ray Bilcliff / pexels Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump. He's going to be on this list a lot I think.

    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is #35 atm & I haven't yet read anything about injecting bleach...

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During his presidency several of Trump's speeches were recorded using speech to text. None of them made a lick of sense. The man was literally spouting incomprehensible garbage and jumbled half sentenses

    FluffyDreg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just sounds like a joke right? "Wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" 100% joke

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that's just a typical Trumpism. He's got a knack for really weird-a** sentences and word salad speeches.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Aussies, also sounds like something Rex Mossop would say

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All he had to do was blow it up with a nuke to save us all. Too bad the libs don't understand science /s

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think that's idiotic, just Google his statements about how wind works. 🤔

    StretcherBearer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could still beat it in a fist fight.

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    #35

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box I used to work at a movie theatre and I would encounter dumb statements/questions on the daily. The stupidest by far? "if we're late to the movie, do we get a discount?"

    sandwichthedog , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should also ask that the film be stopped and restarted from the beginning

    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remeber in 'the old days', that there were 2 fims (an A and a B - less famous and cheaper to make - movie ) and they played on a loop. We often arrived late and saw 3/4 of the film, and then watched the beginning to make sense of it all. Thus the phrase - this is where we came in.

    Dave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long time ago, movies were shown continuously. People might arrive 1/3 the way in, watch the last 2/3 and stick around for first 1/3 of the next showing.

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you get to see less of the movie.

    #36

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box You'll use less gas if you drive fast because you get there sooner.....friends little sister. 40 years ago.

    TheCanadianPrimate , Kaique Rocha / pexels Report

    Herringbone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right - you drive faster so that you get there before the tank runs dry. (No, I'm not being serious.)

    Roberta Bedard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was young and pretty, I gave that to a RCMP officer as my reason for speeding. he believed that I reallythought that. gave me a lecture on aerodynamics and kindly followed me to the gas station.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mythbusters tested this, but I don't remember their conclusion.

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conclusion is that the optimum speed to gas consumption varies from individual car to individual car plus external factors such as weather, traffic, etc. But by generally going the speed your car gets the greatest fuel efficiency you use the least gas. But you also have to factor in coasting, gentle takeoffs, & such, as gunning it & slamming the brakes every light will decrease efficiency.

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't they test this on Top Gear? I think it was slow and steady that won.

    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old was the little sister? Children’s logic often is like this.

    René Sauer
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hm... How "little" was this sister?

    Dave
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if we leave later we'll get their sooner, because of the reduced traffic. Note: this could be true if waiting to time the opening of reversible lanes.

    Nilsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the little sister was a small child at the time

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    #37

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Bill Gates tried to block the sun with chemicals

    PayasoCanuto , Bradley Hook / pexels Report

    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do that every day on our skin with sun screen. ;)

    L.V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you know sunscreen will kill you? /s

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    Richard Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it was another evil billionaire, Mr. Burns, that tried to block the sun.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. He didn't. He's funded a lot of research into climate change, amongst other things, and theories about trying to reduce the effect of the sun would have been a valid part of tat research. Doesn't mean anyone tried to do it.

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I understand what the person was trying to say but I highly doubt they actually tested it in the atmosphere

    Snorkeldorf
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he used sunscreen? Wow, me too!

    Greg Turnbull
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    1 year ago

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    Dave
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes use by right hand. I wonder if Bill does, too.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chemtrails are not big enough to block the sun

    Pedantic Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielcohen/2021/01/11/bill-gates-backed-climate-solution-gains-traction-but-concerns-linger/

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    #38

    "If you stay humble, work hard, and tell the truth, people will respect and reward you for it." Also "It's all part of God's plan."

    DickySchmidt33 Report

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Ten Plagues of Egypt were God's plan, too. What's your point?"

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If God has a plan, why doesn't he come down here and tell us what TH it is?

    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently he did - the Bibble, I think.

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people who don't work hard and brown nose are rewarded.

    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did. But you weren't paying attention.

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    #39

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I was angry, I could do whatever I want."

    mrmulticultural99 , RDNE Stock project / pexels Report

    Twilight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, that is not how life works, otherwise half the population would be dead from angry people murdering.

    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, in many cases that is how life works and in a lot of places large portions of the population are dead because we won’t stop declaring war on each other

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This right here is the logic of a 4 year with narcisism.

    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precisely the time you should NOT do what you want.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why nobody died in my office this morning. It was close though

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I have a number of students who think this, regardless of how many times they are told they can't. They think their 'anger issues' (ADHD and ASD) make it okay to continue to blow up, no matter how many times I explain that means they need to work on it.

    #40

    I was working for a contracting company and doing work for a hospital. I started off just hooking up and moving PCs. Really basic stuff that anyone who can walk and chew gum could figure out. And a lot of the people they hired had a hard time with that. After the project was done the hospital realized I wasn't a moron and kept me around. I worked my way up to a system admin level job. And the contracting company had to cut my pay. I asked for a raise and explained to them how I was doing far more advanced work but I heard the stupidest thing I've ever been told. My "boss" ( all he did was sign a check ) explained to me by getting a $2/hr pay cut I will be better off because I will be paying less taxes. I started off making $16/hr. My contract ended a bit later and I got hired on directly and got a really nice raise.

    t0ny7 Report

    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably for sleazy purposes, yes. However there are a lot of people who do not understand how income tax brackets work, or the difference between gross and net income, or the difference between income and wealth, or the difference between income and wages. May have had some interesting discussions recently about all of these with people who are older and richer (though that's not difficult) than me.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that argument about taxes far too often.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you earn a million dollars and pay 20% in taxes and I earn $100,00 and pay 10% in taxes, yes, you will be paying more in taxes than me and at a higher rate. Wanna switch?

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    #41

    Not really a statement but “what if Isaac Newton never invented gravity?”

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't "invent" gravity. That's like inventing a tree.

    Twilight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Issac Newton discovered it, not invented it

    Dave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it was discovered, not invented. Newton? Well....

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    Jonas Fisher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might just be poorly-worded. The speaker might have meant to ponder how physics would be differently understood if Newton had never articulated his thoughts about gravity. What he wrote was very revolutionary, and really did push the sciences forward quite a lot, so it is kind of an interesting question, though very tough to answer.

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad he did otherwise we would all float away

    Bored Trash Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, there were philosophers from ancient Greece that discovered the concept of gravity, like Aristotle (4th century BCE), and Vitruvius (1st century BCE).Also later in history, still before Newton, there were many scholars and astronomers that spoke of gravity like John Philoponus (6th century CE) a Byzantine Alexandrian, and Brahmagupta (7th century CE) a Indian Astronomer. My point is there are numerous people who "discovered" gravity before Newton.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no gravity. Earth sucks.

    Roy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if Columbus never invented America?

    Dave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those dinosaur bones floated away. Before Newton.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would be hitting our heads on all the apples floating in the air.

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    #42

    “ you can have your facts and I’ll have mine”

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    Sand Ers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decades of disinformation has created a huge chunk of population who sincerely believe that objective reality is just one option from a collection of equally valid facts. IOW that it’s an opinion.

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pride so many take in their ignorance is mindboggling.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got into it with my roommate a while back. He's become a COVID denier because he gets his news from Facebook. I'll take the numbers from the CDC and the WHO thank you.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everyone entitled to their own opinions. They are not, however, entitled to their own facts." - Daniel P. Moynihan

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it serves the Faith, it must be the truth!" - medieval church scholars

    FluffyDreg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to bed these people would also "cite" science against anyone gender nonconforming.

    Andi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, subjective / comparative truth is an interesting philosophical discussion; one man's freedom fighter etc.... and 'facts' changes as more information is uncovered, also externally paradigms can change which develops new interpretations - heroes of the past become villains of the day. However, some people are still dummshite Welsh Carrots . (look up the welsh for carrot)

    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be a trending opinion these days...

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    #43

    A Christian told me that "slavery in the Bible days is like being a live in nanny now," and she said it with a straight face.

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    panther
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the American Civil War the bible was used to be pro slavery and anti slavery. And earlier a post here said the bible doesn't contradict itself.

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarah's slave was forced to sleep with Abraham to bear a child on her behalf - for her to take it for her own.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can a live in nanny of today quit her job? Are her children the property of her employer? Can she be raped, beaten, or killed at the whim of her employer?

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno, are we talking about Qatar for instance?

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    Caroline Nagel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, being captured by the enemy, sold as slave, having even less rights than male slaves and being raped repeatedly is like being a nanny, yes, totally /s

    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh haha NOPE. There is historical context, of course, but just nope, lol.

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    #44

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I've met Boris Johnson; I think his heart's in the right place."

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like a Christian saying they like Trump because he's "honest". smh

    AlpacaLunch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he can continue on to go find a brain and courage.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a box, burried deep under the sea floor?

    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he was the tin man...more like the scarecrow?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt his heart's in the right place, but I know his hair isn't.

    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But *tapping chin thoughfully* isn't the heart supposed to be in the slightly LEFT place? Hmmmm. Explains a lot about him.

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    #45

    Friend, in the pool, while choking.... "I couldn't breathe underwater".... He was 23 at the time.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he couldn't stay dry, either.

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one likes a quitter, give it another go, see if you improve

    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash! Liquid water is not air.

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    #46

    The best way to find a job is to walk in the front door with a copy of your resume.

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    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 or so years ago, yes. Ignorance of the changes to the world is corrected by education.

    Ace
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    No, it was never like that, despite what some gen Zs (or is it Ys or Alphas or millennials?) would like to believe.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this one? I've done that a lot over the years.

    FluffyDreg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesnt work anymore. I've trued it the past year. 70% of the time I get "apply on our website."

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, some of this is still true...especially if you are looking to be hired by a company run by people who still believe this is true. It can be a hit or miss.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person you need to talk to isn't there because they're working from home.

    Cé Vi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France, our dear president (irony) Emmanuel Macron gave his own variation: to find work, you just have to cross the street!

    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my last job we were instructed to take their name and trash the reseme

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    #47

    You can only get HPV if you sleep with many men. If you stick to 1 partner, you are not at risk and don’t need the vaccine. Because the virus checks if you have reached your duck quotum yet, before it hops off and into your vagina. Of course. And you can’t get it through aaaaany other means.

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    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how it is in other countries, but here women and girls have the HPV vaccine on vaccine schedules, while men and boys do not - they have to specifically request it. Given that infection can be spread between partners no matter what parts those they bonk have, and it can cause cancers in everyone, men and boys should have it on their vaccine schedules too, to protect themselves and others.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you in Mzansi? Here they only do the girls because it's cheaper (and also boys don't have cervixes).

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    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had cervical cancer (now known to be from HPV) age 26. The consultant told me it was because I had slept with a lot of men. I'm in my 70's now and that still riles me.

    Dave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are parents who will lose their children early because they thought using the vaccine would encourage promiscuity.

    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK, all teenagers get it.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the idea was that both partners in the relationship had to be virgins. In that case, they really can't catch an STD. (Although HPV can also be transmitted in other ways, I think.)

    #48

    When I was playing WoW and every guild having their own forum was a thing, a guild member posted some photos of his kills from a hunt. Now it’s important to say that at the time I didn’t have strong opinions on hunting, and this in particular is not the point of the stupid statement, but is the cause of it. The whole guild of members made fun of him for killing defenseless animals to the point where he made the following comment, slightly paraphrased because it’s been 18 years: “OH YEA WELL YOU GUYS THINK YOURE SO INNOCENT GOING IN AND KILLING RAGNAROS EVERY WEEK AND ALL OF THOSE RAID BOSSES?” To be clear, he was comparing actually hunting a defenseless animal to killing bosses in a video game, and yes he was very serious.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that, against a gun (or whatever he used for hunting), almost all animals are defenceless

    FluffyDreg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stance on hunting is. Did the hunter eat, or otherw7se use every part of the animal? Yes? Then they are fine.

    Bored Trash Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is my stance as well. I think if you kill an animal, you should show it respect and use every part of it. I absolutely DISPISE people who hunt for sport.

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    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not defending the stupid statement but at least that person can provide for themselves and their family with healthy food. The other guild members are probably choking down chicken tenders made from chickens kept in cages their whole lives.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to play WoW and usually ignored the chat going by, but at one point I caught someone out of any context say "But I though Obama was the black Jesus Christ?" And I had to jump in with "Oh, politics, race, and religion in a single sentence on the internet? This can only go to good places"

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shows the "problem" that the human brain can not differentiate between empathy for a real person and empathy for a fictional character. That's why we pack bond with anything, including inanimate objects. Like the last lonely plush toy that sits in a store display. Here it's the opposite: this guy is no longer able to differentiate between living animals and video game bosses. Sociopath in the making.

    Leah Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the type of individual who could walk into a public building and start kil-ling people and then genuinely wonder what they did wrong.

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    #49

    “It’s just a bad cold.” Said by my mother who had Covid 5 times, 3 of her friends died from it and so did my step-dad, but like “it’s just a bad cold”.

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    FluffyDreg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean to some extent yes. Its a bad cold.... that our bodies have never fought before and have to build a defense up from scratch.

    Camber Hollywood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything can be compared to a cold. "My car is just a more solid cold that takes gas."

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It in fact was not like a bad cold. I had it. Not exactly the end of the world, really, but even as a young, active teenager it really did some damage.

    Guy-Incognito
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*ck me dead. Imagine being so deep in conspiracy theories you've overridden the natural self preservation instincts.

    Mariët
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, of she had it five times....... It wasnt to bad for her. So she was right?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you mean, but if her husband and three of her friends died of it, you'd think she might find that significant

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    #50

    “I’m a very stable genius.”

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    Jul Chv
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just surprised he's not the author of all the posts...

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    Rosgrana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “A stable genius” = “pretty bright compared to a horse”.

    BTDubs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been around horses for a while now and can honestly say they're waaaaaay smarter than the tangerine toad...

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    #51

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “Only real men weigh over 100 kg” overheard at the gym

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive heard a moron claim that if a woman is over us size 6,nshes a fat cow.(approx measurements for size 6: breast 33.5 inch, waist 25 inches, hip 35 inch) . Anything bigger is disgusting apparently

    Jilltdcatlady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was this size at 19. I was underweight by about 15 pounds. They refused to let me donate blood because of it.

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    Familie Schmidt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh cool, my grandmother was a real man!

    Twilight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not necessarily good for you

    Dave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sell the "Only Real Men" kit. You measure you height, your weight, your waist, your bicep, your dangle and write them on a form. Now, you can confidently say "only real men are at least [fill in your height] tall."

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I passed the test. I was worried until I Googled how many pounds that is.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago

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    220lb in freedom units but what does that even mean? Is this an anti-trans thing?

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's some sort of an excuse for being fat.

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    #52

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "you weren't poor growing up like me. That's why you didn't eat bananas as a kid" The stupid thing was she wasn't poor.

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people claim they grew up poor when they didn't so they can wear it as a badge of honor.

    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there are people like me who thought we grew up middle-class because we had everything we needed and wanted...only to find out we were actually poor. Kudos to my parents.

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    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all relative - many middle class kids think they are growing up poor, because they don't get the designer trainers that other classmates do, and of course the kids who are poor, are too emabarrsed to admit it.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananas were all we could afford on my mother's pay scale.

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    #53

    “The smell on your skin after using a tanning bed is the smell of your organs burning inside”. -She was dead serious. She now owns a skin clinic. Another example of why I don’t trust professionals just because they call themselves professionals

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    Andi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    skin is an organ - or there is no such thing as an organ - either is true ... yea I know!!

    John Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    skin is technically the largest organ of the human body, there have been numerous people who dies from tanning beds due to their guts being fried

    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe this was her epiphany when she realized how bad tanning is for her skin. And she decided to help people with having a healthy skin themselves.

    FluffyDreg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has nothing to do with the smell of the organs inside. If she had said "think about the smell,if it's causing that smell what exavtly is it DOING to your skin?"

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    #54

    "I wouldn't say it was a failure, I'd say it didn't work" - E. Macron

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    Anga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he could just shut his f*****g mouth...

    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you could learn something as to why it didn’t work. That could count as it not being a fail.

    Bobby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who this is, so I'm lacking context, but I don't think this is a dumb statement in the right context. If the thing not working gave insight to how to make it work, you did accomplish something

    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a f**ing muppet he is. Wish he'd grow tastebuds up his rec,,tu,m

    #55

    30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Watching an episode of The First 48. A detective investigating a murder says, "Nobody expects to go to sleep and wake up dead the next morning."

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's a joke.

    Sophia Athene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been watching "Real Murders of Atlanta" after living there for some time. I'm GA through and through but I was lucky to never need the police. Holy hell the stuff they say.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my brothers had a heart condition and died of it without warning. I share that condition, and each evening I expect to go to sleep and wake up dead the next morning. You get used to it after a while.

    shankShaw deReemer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard a guy in the news say, "It was either arson or someone intentionally set the fire." Aren't those two the same thing, fool!?

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The detective was not being stupid. It's an old joke. I've been hearing "wake up dead" for 50 years.

    Sergy Yeltsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that way when I wake up, but no, not dead. Just disappointed that yet again, I did wake up.

    Frogsizedfrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my younger brother, about 3,5 I think, was crying at bedtime, explained it: "what if I wake up dead?"

    Shelby Moonheart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that is how I go. My grandmother outlived three husbands who all died in their sleep.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm actually... in Germany there is an old lullaby going like this: "Tomorrow morning, if God wills, You shall be woken again." (Brahms lullaby)

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    #56

    “In my day no one needed therapy”

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    Nilsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In my day nobody _got_ therapy" though they desperately needed it.

    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often think about those "Real" men who insist their grandfathers were fine after coming home from war and didn' tneed therapy because they were real men, and yet every family seems to have a story about how Grandpa used to wake screaming in the night, or how Uncle Steve couldn't stay in town on fireworks nights. They didn't GET therapy, but you cannot tell me they wouldn't have had better lives if they'd had access to therapy.

    Lost Penny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just drank themselves to death.

    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mainly because it was looked down upon and/or not available.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thereby proving that at least one person did.

    #57

    I used to debate conservatives and Republicans online. The dumbest thing I ever heard any of them say was: >"Within ten years of leaving office, George W. Bush will be ranked among the greatest U.S. Presidents of all time."

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you all remember when we thought he was the worst president ever? Simpler times.

    LB
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god yes. I'm not even American.

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather say the only reason he doesn't lead the most stupid list is because the orange one turned up.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, certainly the greatest Republican president of this century.

    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bar currently is pretty level though.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that hasn't happened yet and it's been 16 years.

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    #58

    Heard a boomer I work with say to another in reference to a storm we were getting: "This generation has got the weather so f****d up nowadays." You might think he meant generation as in time period, but if you knew the guy like I do, you would know he was actually blaming young people for the weather being inclimate.

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    Phil Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the OP use the term "boomer", but referring to "gen z", referred to them as "young people"?

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote for "boomer".

    FluffyDreg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvoted for hypocrisy. Unless you have comments that youve been telling everyone off for ysung millenial or gen Z?

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew avocado toast affected the weather so badly. Oops, I've been eating avos on toast for half a century, maybe it was me, sorry chaps

    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it was HIS generation that f****d it up. Takes time, you know.

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it gets worse with every generation.

    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's the ancestors what did it.

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    #59

    Coworker: "I know that's what I wrote, but that's not what I meant!"

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is pretty impossible to determine people's tone when something is written or typed than when they actually say it

    Fire Singer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I kind of sympathize with. And at least they admitted they wrote it. I've emailed people things or texted them things and the meaning was misunderstood. That can happen.

    CP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be legit.

    Dave
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, have you read posts on the internet? People regularly write things that don't do a good job of representing their thoughts. Also, ask any college writing teacher.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I know what you meant, but that's not what you wrote.

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your coworker a politician?

    #60

    I’m infertile just like my mom.

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IVF, adoption - lots of ways an infertile woman might become a mom.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman can become infertile some time after giving birth.

    Adam Zad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your mother never had any children, there's a good chance you won't, either.

    Squirrel Chaser
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    1 year ago

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    CP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this one on here?

    Squirrel Chaser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of critical thinking skills. Now, if they said "like my birth mother" then it would fit this list.

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    #61

    The freezing temperature of water is 36 degrees. We all were baffled when we heard this said in the car by my friend’s girlfriend.

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    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if using fahrenheit, it's 32 degrees, so not that far off.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we can assume she meant F, yes, and TBH it's forgivable is she just mixed up the numbers. 32, 36, stupid numbers. Zero, now that's one that makes some sort of logical sense.

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    Dave
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's under tremendous pressure.

    Squirrel Chaser
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If at a high enough altitude, this statement is true. But that would have to a very high altitude.

    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under sufficient pressure, perhaps.

    Bobby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 20 inches mercury the freezing point of water is 32.013 F. You can never get pure water to freeze that high by manipulating pressure

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    #62

    "Health at every size".

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To a degree, but thin doesn't automatically mean healthy just as fat doesn't automatically mean unhealthy.

    Niki A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do assume that a lot. The NP at my OBGYN asked for my list of meds and when I said metformin, she asked if that was for my diabetes, which would be a reasonable assumption....l except all she had to do was look at the information on her screen and see it was to help with my PCOS. She then berated me over not taking cholesterol medication when I have never been on it. Good times....

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many fat people are healthy, many thin people are not and vice versa. You are higher risk of being unhealthy if you are obese, but it is not a definite outcome. The figures are also skewed as other factors such as alcohol, d**g use, stress, diet and smoking are not factored in.

    Rebecca A. Corvello
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should not be on this list. This is supposed to be for untrue things.

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