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30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box
“Women are responsible for men’s loneliness epidemic.”

My dudes: Go get yourself a friend, a hobby, a dog. Your relationships, entertainment, and play dates are not our responsibility.

Final score:

222points

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xolitaire 4 months ago

Awww, these poor men. Sadly, women have the right to look at you and decide: "NO. That is not a person I want to spend time with." Sucks, huh?

110points

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Have a misogynistic coworker who claimed the male lions do all the hunting, because he couldn't stand the idea of a female anything being better.

anon , Charl Durand / pexels Report

Final score:

207points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

How do people that dumb live to adulthood?

125points

germane_switch , Jakayla Toney / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box The US has “never been a racist country” is up there. Leaving out the fact that the civil war was fought over slavery is pretty stupid too.

Final score:

198points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

The USA was born a racist nation. Slavery is a black mark on our history that can never be cleansed.

105points

SadlyNotDannyDeVito , Sora Shimazaki / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "Healthy women don't get periods."

Final score:

194points

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zububonsai 4 months ago

Oh. Okay, that's really bad.

135points

AlgorithmOmega , Kervin Edward Lara / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Windmills cause cancer.

Global warming isn’t real because it’s cold outside.

Final score:

186points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

Some people actually think that windmills are stealing the wind and that's why the world is getting warmer. I wish I was making this up but that stupid is a congressman for the state of Georgia.

148points

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The vaccine can't survive 24h outside the fridge, and our body is not a fridge, so the vaccine can't last more than 24h in our body."

It took me 10second to even comprehend and recover from the stupidity of the statement.

Keysrin , Thirdman / pexels Report

Final score:

175points

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Twilight 4 months ago

This is how dumb humans can be.

64points

Persephone2009 , Christian Reinke / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box The earth is flat and only 6000 years old.

Final score:

167points

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troufaki13 4 months ago

Does earth really exist? 🤔🤔

72points

JHKtheSeeker , Cedric Fauntleroy / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "American Healthcare has some issues, but it's still the best in the world" some ignorant redneck to me, a literal nurse working in an American ICU while he accumulates tens of thousands of dollars in medical debt

Final score:

167points

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Twilight 4 months ago

Australia is so much better

51points

ZijoeLocs , Leeloo The First / pexels Report

#10

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "You shouldn't speak Spanish if you're not Mexican"

- a customer who got mad at me for helping another customer in Spanish

Final score:

165points

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Kira Okah 4 months ago

Spain called, they are having issues now because they can't speak Spanish due to not being Mexican.

237points

#11

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The center of the Galaxy and the earth are aligned! We so are in the end times!"

To which I responded, "two points are always aligned, it's called a line!"

He was super religious by the way...

TheEPGFiles , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

154points

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Phantom Phoenix 4 months ago

The Mayan calendar ended in 2012. We're living AFTER the end times!

6points

#12

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "If we're going south, how are we going uphill?"

AnimatedHokie , Nans 82 / pexels Report

Final score:

151points

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Twilight 4 months ago

This is by far the most dumb thing i have ever heard.

79points

Scribe625 , Jess Loiterton / pexels Report

#13

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Had a friend insist Hawaii is a seperate country, not a US state. (We're both Americans) I'm still very embarrassed that we both attended the same high school.

Final score:

144points

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PattyK 4 months ago

Must have been one of those people who insisted Barack Obama wasn’t American because he was born in Hawaii.

123points

Nervous_Chipmunk7002 Report

#14

In the middle of a "Bill Gates created Covid to microchip us" (which itself is pretty up there) rant: "He tested it in Africa. There were no diseases in Africa until Bill Gates went there and started spreading them"

Final score:

141points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

This some Alex Jones stuff. It has to be.

85points

Inner-Management-110 Report

#15

I was talking about how terrible the homeless situation in America is and my step mother said "well It's mostly brown people and that's what they get for coming here illegally". All I could do was lol and say you need to quit watching Faux news 24/7. The struggle is real people.

Final score:

136points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

No idea where you would get this idea. I live in Portland Oregon and I'd say about 80% of the homeless folk I see on a daily basis are white born free American citizens.

95points

JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH , LightFieldStudios / envatoelements Report

#16

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “The way you’re raised has nothing to do with the way you turn out”

- my mom to me when I called her out on her behaviour

Final score:

134points

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Gabriele Alfredo Pini 4 months ago

Kinda like saying that the big five fingers welt on your cheek has nothing to do with the slap I gave you earlier...

68points

Remote-Direction963 , Pixabay / pexels Report

#17

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "If you don't have children, God will punish you".

Final score:

133points

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Sergy Yeltsen 4 months ago

Of course. Because then the priests miss out.

160points

sodapaladin , Nothing Ahead / pexels Report

#18

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “If China’s been around for so long, how come they never invented anything?”

If it were a genuine, ignorant question, that’d be one thing, but it was rhetorically asked as if to say China’s never accomplished anything. Baffling.

Final score:

133points

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Charlie the Cat 4 months ago

Just Googled it. China has been the source of many innovations, scientific discoveries and inventions. This includes the Four Great Inventions: papermaking, the compass, gunpowder, and printing (both woodblock and movable type).

79points

ewing666 , Polina Zimmerman / pexels Report

#19

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "pseudoscience is still science"

Final score:

130points

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Savahax 4 months ago

Hahahaha!!!

65points

CakeLikeLadyGaga , Wendy Wei / pexels Report

#20

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Coworker: "If vegans care about animals so much, and they eat all the vegetables, then all the animals who eat vegetables will go hungry"

He genuinely thought it was some gotcha about vegans and I had to jump out of the argument for a minute to be like "wait is that actually something you think could happen?" Apparently we're competing with rabbits in a zero sum game of who can eat the most carrots

Final score:

129points

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james stevenson 4 months ago

What about all the animals that have to be killed & stuff to actually grow the veggies anyway?

6points

Feanlean , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

#21

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Heard from a guy I was working with over the weekend. He was on the phone with his mom.
"Im not even going to vote. I just hate politics nowadays. Now if I say i hate black people, they say I'm a racist. What's so racist about that?!"

Final score:

126points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

The fact it is actual racism. Bro is describing actual racism.

78points

SnooMemesjellies7469 , Anna Shvets / pexels Report

#22

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box On a conservative forum, some person was lamenting cost of his medical procedure AFTER insurance paid their part.

"I can't image how much it would cost if it were free!"

Final score:

122points

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james stevenson 4 months ago

"I can imagine how much money I would have to spend if I didn't have to spend any money!"

56points

H010CR0N , Gustavo Fring / pexels Report

#23

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box That’s why you have autism!

Response to “Well I’m getting the vax being I don’t want to die”

My response to that was “I thought you get Autism **after** the vaccine?”

Final score:

111points

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censorshipsucks 4 months ago

Tell them having autism is better than dying anyway.

4points

#24

“I’m not racist my dogs black”Heard it more than once. Abhorrent statement to make. And yes that is the first time I’ve used that word Abhorrent in a sentence, but needs must.

Dylman2310 Report

Final score:

109points

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L.V 4 months ago

What's sad is that black dogs and cats are less likely to be adopted...

70points

supercyberlurker , Christina Morillo / pexels Report

#25

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box I write software, had a boss with little technical knowledge for a bit.

He asked me to 'make the software do X or Y depending on what the user wanted when they clicked the button'. I asked what he meant, he got upset, told me it was simple. If the user wants X to happen when they click the button, do that! If they want Y to happen when they click the button, do that! At first I thought maybe he meant there was some other way to figure that out from context.. but no, ultimately he meant 'read the users mind and intent when they click the button'.

Final score:

108points

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HTakeover 4 months ago

I want that! Permanently and legally transfers $1 million to my bank account from whichever person I'm thinking of at the time.

5points

Upstairs-Radish1816 , August de Richelieu / pexels Report

#26

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box There was a certain politician that, speaking about some military business, said "I know more about that than the generals". He was wrong.

Final score:

108points

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Kira Okah 4 months ago

...do you realise how little that narrows down the identity of the speaker?

81points

Past-File3933 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

#27

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I don't get why they keep changing the all the sciencey facts in schools." - Some lady at a truck stop in Louisiana.

Final score:

104points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

Because Science adapts to new information and evidence. Dogma does not.

109points

#28

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box It's your duty as a woman to have a child and whether you want one or not, doesn't matter.

anon , Jonathan Borba / pexels Report

Final score:

98points

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Ba-Na-Na 4 months ago

Let me guess, said by either a male or a religious person or a female “brainwashed” by a religious person

96points

Charming_Wrapper , Alexander Grey / pexels Report

#29

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I don't date people with pronouns"

*insert eyeroll.*

Final score:

96points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

"I" don't date "PEOPLE" with pronouns.

45points

Nilsen 4 months ago

"People" is a noun. Me, you, they, who and many more are pronouns

18points

Stardust she/her 4 months ago

Stardust doesn’t date homo sapiens with pronouns. Stardust doesn’t have pronouns. Ignore the pronouns in Stardust’s username

16points

lakitha tolbert 4 months ago

Okay, head officially hurting here! Help!!!

1point

Anna 4 months ago

They never said they date themselves. Oh s**t, more pronouns...

1point

Bryn 4 months ago

Are you insinuating they would date animals?

0points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 4 months ago

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0points

Eric Williams 4 months ago

Out of curiosity...has anyone ever tried having a conversation WITHOUT using pronouns??

14points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

"I don't date people with pronouns" begins with a pronoun.

11points

Fred L. 4 months ago

Well, removing yourself from the gene pool.

5points

Cecil 4 months ago

Doing us a favor

1point

Jenna Kay 4 months ago

And we all thank you for it.

3points

Phantom Phoenix 4 months ago

Bigoted & moronic - classic combo!

3points

Al Fun 4 months ago

Interesting concept - can you identify as someone without pronouns? _ wants a candy, please give it to _, otherwise _ will get cranky.

2points

what (she/they/it?) 4 months ago

"i don't have pronouns I'm a male" - my (unrelated) uncle

2points

Squirrel Chaser 4 months ago

How can your be unrelated? Or did you mean by blood?

0points

Gypsy Lee 4 months ago

I don’t date people with pronouns either. Probably because I’m married.

1point

ZuriLovesYou 4 months ago

I guess you're never gonna date then.

1point

Geoffrey Scott 4 months ago

I am a custodian at the middle school, 8th gr English teacher and I share many political views...so I called her a "groomer" since she had pronouns listed on a poster in her room. We had a good laugh.

1point

lakitha tolbert 2 months ago

This is why we need to bring back Schoolhouse Rock: Cuz saying all those nouns over and over can really wear you down!

0points

Student River Basler 2 months ago

*don't date humans with pronouns* hahaha!

0points

Kelley Baltierra 4 months ago

The people thank you

0points

Hakitosama 4 months ago

Ho thank you! Thankyouthankyou for taking the initiative of removing yourself from the genetic pool of humanity

0points

Enby Lindor 4 months ago

Guess they're forever single, then

0points

JMOpinion 4 months ago

I don't date people with anti-nouns.

0points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 4 months ago

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0points

Guess Undheit 4 months ago

I don't date ignorant idiots, which they are demonstrating themselves to be.

0points

Doofnuts 4 months ago

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Mylo 4 months ago

I is a pronoun. Most people don't. And intersex people with both genitalia exist, and trans men who are "swinging" (gross way to say that btw).

0points

Sparkyninja38 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

#30

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The Bible is historical fact and never contradicts itself."

"No matter where you are, you're always going North."

"You can't cook with gas."

"Cool ranch doritos are ranch flavored?!?" -Me-

Final score:

84points

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KDS 4 months ago

The Bible constantly contradicts itself.

63points

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#31

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “There’s no such thing as mental health”

Parents say the weirdest s**t sometimes

Final score:

32points

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Twilight 4 months ago

I really hope they didn't say that to someone with Mental Health issues.

11points

iiM_Nuckin_Futz , Arthur Shuraev / pexels Report

#32

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box If dinosaurs were real wouldn’t I see more of their bones laying around.

Final score:

30points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

65 million years is a long time. Too long for people with very small brains.

26points

#33

I worked with someone who had a Bachelor's degree and was a Registered nurse and I don't remember why but the conversation about the sun being a star came up and she said "The sun isn't a star, it's too close. If it was a star it'd be a dot like the other ones."

horizonisbright Report

Final score:

30points

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Debby Keir 4 months ago

Sure, but her nursing qualification was for nursing and not astrophysics.

12points

cardinalbard , Ray Bilcliff / pexels Report

#34

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water."

Final score:

27points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

Trump. He's going to be on this list a lot I think.

33points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#35

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box I used to work at a movie theatre and I would encounter dumb statements/questions on the daily.

The stupidest by far?

"if we're late to the movie, do we get a discount?"

sandwichthedog , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

Final score:

26points

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Tucker Cahooter 4 months ago

They should also ask that the film be stopped and restarted from the beginning

10points

TheCanadianPrimate , Kaique Rocha / pexels Report

#36

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box You'll use less gas if you drive fast because you get there sooner.....friends little sister. 40 years ago.

Final score:

26points

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Herringbone 4 months ago

That's right - you drive faster so that you get there before the tank runs dry. (No, I'm not being serious.)

8points

PayasoCanuto , Bradley Hook / pexels Report

#37

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Bill Gates tried to block the sun with chemicals

Final score:

25points

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Marianne 4 months ago

We do that every day on our skin with sun screen. ;)

19points

#38

"If you stay humble, work hard, and tell the truth, people will respect and reward you for it."

Also

"It's all part of God's plan."

DickySchmidt33 Report

Final score:

25points

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Michael Largey 4 months ago

"The Ten Plagues of Egypt were God's plan, too. What's your point?"

14points

mrmulticultural99 , RDNE Stock project / pexels Report

#39

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I was angry, I could do whatever I want."

Final score:

24points

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Twilight 4 months ago

Seriously, that is not how life works, otherwise half the population would be dead from angry people murdering.

10points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#40

I was working for a contracting company and doing work for a hospital. I started off just hooking up and moving PCs. Really basic stuff that anyone who can walk and chew gum could figure out. And a lot of the people they hired had a hard time with that.

After the project was done the hospital realized I wasn't a moron and kept me around. I worked my way up to a system admin level job. And the contracting company had to cut my pay. I asked for a raise and explained to them how I was doing far more advanced work but I heard the stupidest thing I've ever been told.

My "boss" ( all he did was sign a check ) explained to me by getting a $2/hr pay cut I will be better off because I will be paying less taxes. I started off making $16/hr.

My contract ended a bit later and I got hired on directly and got a really nice raise.

t0ny7 Report

Final score:

23points

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Kira Okah 4 months ago (edited)

This was probably for sleazy purposes, yes. However there are a lot of people who do not understand how income tax brackets work, or the difference between gross and net income, or the difference between income and wealth, or the difference between income and wages. May have had some interesting discussions recently about all of these with people who are older and richer (though that's not difficult) than me.

9points

#41

Not really a statement but “what if Isaac Newton never invented gravity?”

LuminousZenith Report

Final score:

22points

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troufaki13 4 months ago

We would all be floating around without a care in the world. Stupid gravity.

20points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#42

“ you can have your facts and I’ll have mine”

anon12xyz Report

Final score:

22points

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Sand Ers 4 months ago

Decades of disinformation has created a huge chunk of population who sincerely believe that objective reality is just one option from a collection of equally valid facts. IOW that it’s an opinion.

17points

#43

A Christian told me that "slavery in the Bible days is like being a live in nanny now," and she said it with a straight face.

opentill6am Report

Final score:

22points

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panther 4 months ago

Before the American Civil War the bible was used to be pro slavery and anti slavery. And earlier a post here said the bible doesn't contradict itself.

19points

Riffler , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

#44

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I've met Boris Johnson; I think his heart's in the right place."

Final score:

21points

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Cat Palmer 4 months ago

He has a heart?!

21points

#45

Friend, in the pool, while choking.... "I couldn't breathe underwater"....

He was 23 at the time.

mrsupreme888 Report

Final score:

20points

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Alexandra 4 months ago

No s**t Sherlock....

12points

loquacious_avenger Report

#46

The best way to find a job is to walk in the front door with a copy of your resume.

Final score:

19points

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Kira Okah 4 months ago

20 or so years ago, yes. Ignorance of the changes to the world is corrected by education.

11points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#47

You can only get HPV if you sleep with many men. If you stick to 1 partner, you are not at risk and don’t need the vaccine.

Because the virus checks if you have reached your duck quotum yet, before it hops off and into your vagina. Of course. And you can’t get it through aaaaany other means.

SisterShenanigans Report

Final score:

19points

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Kira Okah 4 months ago

I don't know how it is in other countries, but here women and girls have the HPV vaccine on vaccine schedules, while men and boys do not - they have to specifically request it. Given that infection can be spread between partners no matter what parts those they bonk have, and it can cause cancers in everyone, men and boys should have it on their vaccine schedules too, to protect themselves and others.

23points

#48

When I was playing WoW and every guild having their own forum was a thing, a guild member posted some photos of his kills from a hunt.

Now it’s important to say that at the time I didn’t have strong opinions on hunting, and this in particular is not the point of the stupid statement, but is the cause of it.

The whole guild of members made fun of him for killing defenseless animals to the point where he made the following comment, slightly paraphrased because it’s been 18 years:

“OH YEA WELL YOU GUYS THINK YOURE SO INNOCENT GOING IN AND KILLING RAGNAROS EVERY WEEK AND ALL OF THOSE RAID BOSSES?”

To be clear, he was comparing actually hunting a defenseless animal to killing bosses in a video game, and yes he was very serious.

egnards Report

Final score:

19points

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james stevenson 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure that, against a gun (or whatever he used for hunting), almost all animals are defenceless

12points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#49

“It’s just a bad cold.” Said by my mother who had Covid 5 times, 3 of her friends died from it and so did my step-dad, but like “it’s just a bad cold”.

Loves_me_tacos125 Report

Final score:

19points

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FluffyDreg 4 months ago

I mean to some extent yes. Its a bad cold.... that our bodies have never fought before and have to build a defense up from scratch.

9points

Apprehensive_Bird357 Report

#50

“I’m a very stable genius.”

Final score:

18points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 months ago

Fourth Trump on this list.

22points

StoneSlacker , Andrea Piacquadio / pexels Report

#51

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “Only real men weigh over 100 kg” overheard at the gym

Final score:

17points

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Sandy D 4 months ago

Ive heard a moron claim that if a woman is over us size 6,nshes a fat cow.(approx measurements for size 6: breast 33.5 inch, waist 25 inches, hip 35 inch) . Anything bigger is disgusting apparently

7points

dinoaids , SHVETS production / pexels Report

#52

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "you weren't poor growing up like me. That's why you didn't eat bananas as a kid"

The stupid thing was she wasn't poor.

Final score:

17points

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Joseph Dixon 4 months ago

A lot of people claim they grew up poor when they didn't so they can wear it as a badge of honor.

8points

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#53

“The smell on your skin after using a tanning bed is the smell of your organs burning inside”. -She was dead serious. She now owns a skin clinic. Another example of why I don’t trust professionals just because they call themselves professionals

Final score:

17points

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Andi 4 months ago

skin is an organ - or there is no such thing as an organ - either is true ... yea I know!!

8points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#54

"I wouldn't say it was a failure, I'd say it didn't work" - E. Macron

Fflow27 Report

Final score:

16points

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Anga 4 months ago

If he could just shut his f*****g mouth...

9points

HeyYall4792 , Vlada Karpovich / pexels Report

#55

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Watching an episode of The First 48. A detective investigating a murder says, "Nobody expects to go to sleep and wake up dead the next morning."

Final score:

15points

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Twilight 4 months ago

its always a possibility.

6points

Prestigious-Cup6086 Report

#56

“In my day no one needed therapy”

Final score:

15points

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Nilsen 4 months ago

"In my day nobody _got_ therapy" though they desperately needed it.

28points

#57

I used to debate conservatives and Republicans online. The dumbest thing I ever heard any of them say was:

>"Within ten years of leaving office, George W. Bush will be ranked among the greatest U.S. Presidents of all time."

MagicSPA Report

Final score:

14points

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Little Wonder 4 months ago

Do you all remember when we thought he was the worst president ever? Simpler times.

48points

#58

Heard a boomer I work with say to another in reference to a storm we were getting: "This generation has got the weather so f****d up nowadays."

You might think he meant generation as in time period, but if you knew the guy like I do, you would know he was actually blaming young people for the weather being inclimate.

Liquid_Saturn Report

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10points

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PattyK 4 months ago

… inclement …

3points

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

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#59

Coworker: "I know that's what I wrote, but that's not what I meant!"

ahhjesus Report

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10points

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james stevenson 4 months ago

It is pretty impossible to determine people's tone when something is written or typed than when they actually say it

13points

#60

I’m infertile just like my mom.

Iluv_Felashio Report

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4points

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Little Wonder 4 months ago

IVF, adoption - lots of ways an infertile woman might become a mom.

18points

#61

The freezing temperature of water is 36 degrees. We all were baffled when we heard this said in the car by my friend’s girlfriend.

RunningNumbers Report

Final score:

2points

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Kira Okah 4 months ago

Well, if using fahrenheit, it's 32 degrees, so not that far off.

13points

#62

"Health at every size".

MDF87 Report

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2points

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Little Wonder 4 months ago

To a degree, but thin doesn't automatically mean healthy just as fat doesn't automatically mean unhealthy.

13points

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Dream 4 months ago

No one mentioned this gem---"All I know about magnets is, if you put water on them, they don't work!"~ 3 guesses which orange faced criminal said this.

37points

Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago

Oh, did you hear the one about the boat, boat battery, and the sharks? If it wasn't so worrying that this man is running for president again, it would have been hilarious.

4points

censorshipsucks 4 months ago

you forgot the injunction to inject bleach.

4points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 4 months ago

(－‸ლ)

3points

Richard Graham 4 months ago

I was watching "Schindler's List" with a friend. A half-hour into the movie she said "What war is this?" About an hour into the movie she said "You mean they were doing all of these terrible things to people just because they were Jewish?" She was a college graduate.

22points

Jessica SpeLangm 4 months ago

If her parents, school, or friends didn't talk about it, she didn't know all the facts. I say she's mostly innocent in her question if her upbringing supports what I said.

8points

roddy 4 months ago

I once made a comment about a concentration camp only to discover that the person I was speaking with thought a concentration camp was somewhere you went to meditate. He was in his twenties and had never heard of them.

14points

censorshipsucks 4 months ago

https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/cqx54e/south-park-concentration-camp

2points

Amy Manzanares 4 months ago

My roommate insists that ALL kittens are born with lice. Also, we had gotten a new kitten and I was trying to figure out how old she was. He told me she was 10 weeks because he saw her poo and kittens don't poo until they are 10 weeks old. LOL! He's pretty consistent with general stupidity.

5points

Headless Horseman 4 months ago

5th grade student INSISTED that rain come directly from a "water tornado" in the ocean and it just shoots water into the air and it lands on us.

5points

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 4 months ago

I don't know how old 5th graders usually are but assuming it's far too old to think this?!

1point

B 4 months ago

My sister-in-law once came up with a classic. Talking about someone she knew who had been in an accident, she announced, 'He was a vegetable. Like, literally a vegetable.' Actually, if he was literally a vegetable, he'd be, like, literally an actual vegetable. She's about as dumb as, like, a literal vegetable.

5points

Kerikat 4 months ago

Like a turnip?

3points

️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 4 months ago

i felt 34 braincells deteriorate today.

4points

censorshipsucks 4 months ago

so few? I think I lost about 1000 smashing my head against my desk.

2points

Jenna Kay 4 months ago

Worked in a school and got into an argument with a teacher's aide - she thought Alaska was an island ... next to Hawaii ... a few miles off the coast of southern California. I had to get a globe out and show her where they were. This led to my realization that she also believed Canada was in Europe, Mexico was in South America, and the US was "just a big island" 🫣

4points

Richard Graham 4 months ago (edited)

Many United States maps have Alaska and Hawaii in a little box on the lower left. That is why a surprising number of people think Alaska is an island.

2points

James016 4 months ago

Reading these, the human race will never die out as we are too stupid to wipe ourselves out.

3points

Kerikat 4 months ago

A woman i knew years ago(she evidently must have had the IQ of a turnip) thought sugar and caffeine were the same thing.

3points

Richard Graham 4 months ago

Got a phone call. caller "What'cha doing?" "watching a movie." "what movie?" "North by Northwest." "Is it any good?" "It's great! A classic! One of Alfred Hitchcock's best work." "Who's Alfred Hitchcock?"

3points

censorshipsucks 4 months ago

hmm yes you can have people who do not know who HK is, usually they will be younger. I personally have only seen one of his movies. So... ya. And I'm old.

2points

Papa 4 months ago

I once had a woman ask me for advice. She was planning to sell her house, and it needed new carpet, but she was concerned that people might not like the color of the new carpet. I suggested researching the cost of new carpet, and telling prospective buyers that she had lowered the price for the house to allow them to put in whatever kind they wanted. Her reply was "But what if I did that, and they bought the house, and then didn't get new carpet?" I believe that in her mind she thought she'd somehow be cheated if that happened.

3points

Debby Keir 4 months ago

Once sold a house with a swimming pool. Just before completion (UK) the buyer decided she didn't want a pool, and wanted £10k off so that she could fill it in. (We declined, and basically the sale did go through at the agreed rate)

3points

frank behnsen 4 months ago

Amazing. Truly amazing. And also very shocking. By its “insanely insane” entries one of the weirdest topics on BP I’v read so far.

3points

ZuriLovesYou 4 months ago

The dumbest statement I've ever heard came from my mom. She asked if I was sad, and I said no. Then she said, "Good. We don't do depression". Like, what does that even mean? You think I WANT to be mentally ill?!

1point

Terry Rex 4 months ago

A lot of stupid people in there.

1point

Magenta Blu 4 months ago

"I love you and will never hurt you" right.... And then sexually assault my daughters (4 and 6 yo) less than one year later.

1point

A C 4 months ago

Oh my goodness! I hope you and your daughters are receiving love and care in your recovery from this horrible trauma?🫶 May the person who committed this despicable act be punished in a way that they deserve and no mercy given!

3points

Be_ Heard 4 months ago

I was very sheltered growing up and when i was in my early 20s I first saw the word 'misogynist' written down without much context and assumed it had something to do with massages 🤦‍♀️

0points

Natalie Kelsey 4 months ago

My husband and I used to play cards with another newly wed couple early in our marriage. Once I was the dealer and shuffled the cards a whole bunch of times. The other couple insisted that "if you shuffle more than three times, the cards will come back around" to the arrangement they were in when you started. My husband and I were baffled and asked them to clarify. They both insisted you couldn't shuffle the cards more than Three times or it was like you'd never shuffled them at all. Both people were masters degree students and otherwise quite intelligent. My husband and I still crack up about this situation 24 years later.

0points

Allen Packard 4 months ago

Another liberal echo chamber article, refreshing and thought provoking as ever.

0points

SDLT010 4 months ago

Why did half of the list get cut off? The cut parts were still pretty good.

0points

Arlene Harris 4 months ago

My dad told the story of why he divorced his first wife (in the 1950's, btw) because he was talking to her about this interesting book he read about the American Civil War and she just looked at him and said, "we won that one, right?" And he had three kids with her! One of whom is a perpetual stoner without a real job, one went AWOL from the army and disappeared, and the third one, well, her name is Karen, so... yeah

0points

Arlene Harris 4 months ago

however, Im not immune to stupidity either... I remember in Jr. High we were reading The Outsiders and we had to do a mock trial on the robbery scene and I was on the defense and something made me say "no one can steal that much stuff from a store, how could he carry it all?' without realizing that he robbed the store of money... yeah that's why I'm not a lawyer :-D

0points

SweetCheesySpaghetti 4 months ago

Worst I've heard: "Women who have c-sections aren't real mothers. If it didn't come out of your vagina, you are not a real mother."

0points

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Dream 4 months ago

No one mentioned this gem---"All I know about magnets is, if you put water on them, they don't work!"~ 3 guesses which orange faced criminal said this.

37points

Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago

Oh, did you hear the one about the boat, boat battery, and the sharks? If it wasn't so worrying that this man is running for president again, it would have been hilarious.

4points

censorshipsucks 4 months ago

you forgot the injunction to inject bleach.

4points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 4 months ago

(－‸ლ)

3points

Richard Graham 4 months ago

22points

Jessica SpeLangm 4 months ago

If her parents, school, or friends didn't talk about it, she didn't know all the facts. I say she's mostly innocent in her question if her upbringing supports what I said.

8points

roddy 4 months ago

14points

censorshipsucks 4 months ago

https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/cqx54e/south-park-concentration-camp

2points

Amy Manzanares 4 months ago

5points

Headless Horseman 4 months ago

5th grade student INSISTED that rain come directly from a "water tornado" in the ocean and it just shoots water into the air and it lands on us.

5points

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 4 months ago

I don't know how old 5th graders usually are but assuming it's far too old to think this?!

1point

B 4 months ago

5points

Kerikat 4 months ago

Like a turnip?

3points

️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 4 months ago

i felt 34 braincells deteriorate today.

4points

censorshipsucks 4 months ago

so few? I think I lost about 1000 smashing my head against my desk.

2points

Jenna Kay 4 months ago

4points

Richard Graham 4 months ago (edited)

Many United States maps have Alaska and Hawaii in a little box on the lower left. That is why a surprising number of people think Alaska is an island.

2points

James016 4 months ago

Reading these, the human race will never die out as we are too stupid to wipe ourselves out.

3points

Kerikat 4 months ago

A woman i knew years ago(she evidently must have had the IQ of a turnip) thought sugar and caffeine were the same thing.

3points

Richard Graham 4 months ago

3points

censorshipsucks 4 months ago

hmm yes you can have people who do not know who HK is, usually they will be younger. I personally have only seen one of his movies. So... ya. And I'm old.

2points

Papa 4 months ago

3points

Debby Keir 4 months ago

3points

frank behnsen 4 months ago

Amazing. Truly amazing. And also very shocking. By its “insanely insane” entries one of the weirdest topics on BP I’v read so far.

3points

ZuriLovesYou 4 months ago

1point

Terry Rex 4 months ago

A lot of stupid people in there.

1point

Magenta Blu 4 months ago

"I love you and will never hurt you" right.... And then sexually assault my daughters (4 and 6 yo) less than one year later.

1point

A C 4 months ago

3points

Be_ Heard 4 months ago

I was very sheltered growing up and when i was in my early 20s I first saw the word 'misogynist' written down without much context and assumed it had something to do with massages 🤦‍♀️

0points

Natalie Kelsey 4 months ago

0points

Allen Packard 4 months ago

Another liberal echo chamber article, refreshing and thought provoking as ever.

0points

SDLT010 4 months ago

Why did half of the list get cut off? The cut parts were still pretty good.

0points

Arlene Harris 4 months ago

0points

Arlene Harris 4 months ago

0points