Lol

And that was a waste of cabbage.

Are we ghosting them now?

Not for much longer as governments seen keen to close them all down.

Obviously they wrapped the plastic around the ice.

Feeding our babies??? Dude, far out!! Where's my car??

me too buddy I also have no hope AFTER GOD DAMN TRUMP IS PRESIDENT( almost) AGAIN!!!! I'm so hopeless

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Omg, I didn't see THIS coming! 🤣

Calculus with Roman numerals, fun.

Mafs 😂

whats a sky?

Because.... it..... is? I'm not sure what sort of answer this guy is looking for.

And these people can vote... obviously

At least she realised eventually. And hopefully gets her poor kid the rest of their vaccines.

The first rule about tattoos is if you need anesthesia to get a tattoo, you're too much of a pu$$y to get a tattoo

Put the baby behind bars! Its wails keep escaping from the bassinet.

The car wants to make a deposit, duh!

Tbf what the Americans speak does seem like a foreign language.

Its a god awful small affair

Yes.

Use a dictionary as sauce of wisdom 😌

Talking is not proof of a brain.

IM CRYING EHFUHWRFEJRNFGJEKR

Autocorrect is going through a weird vase.

By beeing born

I feel for this child...

Let me just get my ironing board.

The answer is, especially if you live in an apartment building, that you should ask each one of your neighbors to get a general consensus. This way, after you tell them that you microwave your cats food, they can move somewhere else where the chances of their building being burnt down goes down dramatically

Spoken like a true creationist

Science isn't the reason earth floats, it's just the reason we know why it floats....

Is this a question about the amount of chip?

I wonder how many people in the US actually realise that the amendments are just that, amendments. Which means they can be amended again, and even repealed (looking at you 18th).

because.... Wait for it.... they're ILLEGAL!

Assuming he meant God, remember the time God apparently flooded the whole Earth, killing everyone and every land animal, except for one family and their floating zoo?

No, we Europeans drink bull's milk only.

A lot of toast, as a lack of it makes you really ill, obviously 🤷🏻‍♀️

Didn't romans read the future out of the intestins of dead animals? 🤔

No because it is chicken not salmon. You get chickenella from chicken obviously.

Blessed are the simple minded for they have no worries and sleep like babies.

I love a good insult in the morning 👌

Green is assuming Red actually did any learning in school at all...

After the civil war, probably

Not a bad attempt at a foreign word (well, two words) that they've only heard said. I knew instantly what they meant, which is your language is for, after all.

True story from a white friend: bought a ghost costume for his kid. The top of the head came to a point. Then came the delicate task of explaining why it's not such a good costume after all.

No.

American healthcare in a nutshell....

Why is this stupid?