F*** the government sometimes

Haaaaaahaha

It's an airline, not an aircurve-->/S!!<--

Some people are so dense.

Lmao I laughed way too hard at this one.

They wine about him a lot.

I'm worried that there are people who aren't waterproof.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Donald Trump

It also didn't totally disappear since a case to two still crops up once in a while.

Curious - why doesn't anyone use thirds when telling time? "Third past eight" = 8:20 :P

Being under a rest is bad, but imagine being under two or even three rests! :O

adoption?

tis one of the main reasons twitter exists

Please show us the back next time! We want to see your signature :P

I had an arm born in Egypt

This must be the sequel to "drill your own headphones jack into your iPhone".

About time, men have been all over the female top charts for far too long!

i hope- i really hope- that they're joking

For your IQ.

Fine then 300!! final offer 😠

how desperate do you wanna act? He: YES

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heretosexual is like some kinda helicopter sht aint it?

Also rent will go higher because of your pets.

Yes, the final information helped a LOT

why don't they just walk?

FAMILIAR! Oooooooh!

nah I'd rather have either a wrist chocker or a finger choker

I guess she ment "University of California" in Berkley.

jump in through the window, duh

What an absolute idiot! And stick your tongue back in your mouth!!

Perhaps he meant correcting a wrong book? :P

here me out her, ik it sounds crazy but they turned the ice into LIQUID and poured it down the hole. crazy right?

Where'd that shoe go to?

No, Karen, don't glue the face mask on

It depends if it's wet with shower water or rain water, of course. And cold water or hot water. B

not many with empathy these days , its all ME ME ME

Nothing. He just told you.