Your talents are wasted there. They are robin you blind.

I'd take chem physics or math over effing dodgeball any day

Welcome to Bored Panda.

Lol this is hilarious

I actually like being an adult, other than all the stupid paperwork.

The best upgrade!!

When my dad died his brother came to the funeral and I hadn't seen him for about twenty years.....frightened the hell out of me.

One the other hand, my 3 year old wakes up at 5:00 and, with more glee than any human should have at that hour, annouces to the house, "ITS MORNING TIME EVERYBODY!!"

The hunter is now the hunted

Reminds me of a guy I know named Jay who named his son Jayson...

Double hero

I do that a lot in our library. Even escorted a baby lizard outside once.

Shout-out to the cashier for not lighting the car on fire like I would!

They are not finding them at Pride events I reckon.

the apron becomes a cape after dark.

I usually put upturned insects back on their legs, so I relate

Australia probably.

I would've smacked it with my shoe before it runs somewhere hidden in the car.

Hero. No need to kill the spider.

Chick fil a team members are awesome

bless :)

If you think that's good, you should see the things they have to do at their interview. What? Oh, I'm sworn to secrecy, obviously.

Spiderman, Spiderman...

Because the employees the problem

I'm pretty sure they find them at bible camp

I need this cashier in my life 😳❤️

Did this once at Starbucks (it was on the register) and got free coffee. I mean, I was happy with just seeing a cool spider, but I'm not gonna turn it down.

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If she had found a gay man on her steering wheel they wouldn't serve him. No matter what they say boycott Chick-Fil-A.

I hope they’re going to give him his money back

Well excuse me but this thirtysomething doesn't like wearing a raincoat because it gets all gross and sweaty inside.

It’s a very important question

Lmao this is the best possible outcome

Or a mysterious lady dressed all in black with a black umbrella who smokes a cigarette a bit in the distance

Couple goals?

😂 my name has been Caca for over 20 years! Recently it's been upgraded to Cacky!

and then complain and demand a refund if he takes longer than 30 min

Pls break up

Is he only vacuuming because he is chewing sunflower seeds?

Everybody did this

Loyalty.

A doggo who has adopted the "cat's way of life".

Mom totally stole it for years🤣

triangle is more sandwich

I 5hought Pytagoras solved that problem years go...