Your talents are wasted there. They are robin you blind.

I'd take chem physics or math over effing dodgeball any day

Welcome to Bored Panda.

Lol this is hilarious

I actually like being an adult, other than all the stupid paperwork.

The best upgrade!!

When my dad died his brother came to the funeral and I hadn't seen him for about twenty years.....frightened the hell out of me.

One the other hand, my 3 year old wakes up at 5:00 and, with more glee than any human should have at that hour, annouces to the house, "ITS MORNING TIME EVERYBODY!!"

The hunter is now the hunted

Me to my therapist: let me, someone with a Bachelor degree in environmental science, explain to you the existential dread that is climate change.

The therapized has surpassed the therapist

You broke the therapist.

Extreme transference.

Not sure 'winning' is the right word here.

I made my therapist briefly look shocked and lost for words. My years of training in how to tell someone everything have finally paid off.

That would make me feel seen and heard a lot better than instant spouting of something I could find on webmd

Should have broken the silence with "Check!"

if your therapist has to stop to think about it. you might want to switch seats

I had a therapist that was sure I was making stuff up. The she got a patient that made her think I was just phoning it in.

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Reminds me of a guy I know named Jay who named his son Jayson...

Double hero

I hope they’re going to give him his money back

Well excuse me but this thirtysomething doesn't like wearing a raincoat because it gets all gross and sweaty inside.

It’s a very important question

Lmao this is the best possible outcome

Or a mysterious lady dressed all in black with a black umbrella who smokes a cigarette a bit in the distance

Couple goals?

😂 my name has been Caca for over 20 years! Recently it's been upgraded to Cacky!

and then complain and demand a refund if he takes longer than 30 min

Pls break up

Is he only vacuuming because he is chewing sunflower seeds?

Everybody did this

Loyalty.

A doggo who has adopted the "cat's way of life".

Mom totally stole it for years🤣

triangle is more sandwich

I 5hought Pytagoras solved that problem years go...

Mine's a tappy tap.

The world becomes a better place a smidgen when you help the helper

The top management of Blockbuster?

The commute. It takes several cups of coffee before I can force myself to walk from the bedroom to the office, which is literally the next room!

That's how mankind works :-(

FREE PIZZA* when you buy our mini table and chairs set!

Too true!

Over sleeping only makes our bodies over tired. It’s hard to find that perfect balance.

The "other" wise man.

The A in LGBTQIA stands for Ambidextrous, everyone knows that.

He’s a government agent and was following a target he’d tracked the the airport only minutes before. They’ve been trying to find this person so long, they couldn’t risk letting them leave the country without going after them. Eyes on.