Your talents are wasted there. They are robin you blind.

I'd take chem physics or math over effing dodgeball any day

Welcome to Bored Panda.

Lol this is hilarious

I actually like being an adult, other than all the stupid paperwork.

The best upgrade!!

When my dad died his brother came to the funeral and I hadn't seen him for about twenty years.....frightened the hell out of me.

One the other hand, my 3 year old wakes up at 5:00 and, with more glee than any human should have at that hour, annouces to the house, "ITS MORNING TIME EVERYBODY!!"

The hunter is now the hunted

Reminds me of a guy I know named Jay who named his son Jayson...

Double hero

I hope they’re going to give him his money back

Well excuse me but this thirtysomething doesn't like wearing a raincoat because it gets all gross and sweaty inside.

It’s a very important question

Lmao this is the best possible outcome

Or a mysterious lady dressed all in black with a black umbrella who smokes a cigarette a bit in the distance

Couple goals?

😂 my name has been Caca for over 20 years! Recently it's been upgraded to Cacky!

and then complain and demand a refund if he takes longer than 30 min

If that kid is working during a snowstorm he probably needs those tips.

My favorites are the ones who go get fast food on a holiday (like, do you really need those nuggets on Christmas??) And then comment how bad they feel that you're having to work on a holiday..... 😡

I'd tip the kid 200% for getting there.

Hell no! The two times I ever ordered due to being sick and crappy weather both at once, I tipped plenty extra. I get it!

Shouldn't you be complaining to the place that's forcing their employees to do that instead of just saying no delivery until the storm dies down?

At least it never snowed in GTA when I had to deliver pizzas.

that's just cold...

Give him a serious tip!

The only time I've done that is when the power was out on my street the day after a nasty snow storm. I tipped the kid very well for it tho.

I worked at a Blockbuster in the early 90s and we were expected to stay open during blizzards unless the state closed. There would always be one or 2 customers to show up and act surprised that we were open as "the roads were really dangerous".

Ordering in dangerous weather is a d**k move. The storeowner/manager keeping the store open for orders during dangerous weather is even more of a d**k move.

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What are you supposed to do instead?

Pls break up

Is he only vacuuming because he is chewing sunflower seeds?

Everybody did this

Loyalty.

A doggo who has adopted the "cat's way of life".

Mom totally stole it for years🤣

triangle is more sandwich

I 5hought Pytagoras solved that problem years go...

Mine's a tappy tap.

The world becomes a better place a smidgen when you help the helper

The top management of Blockbuster?

The commute. It takes several cups of coffee before I can force myself to walk from the bedroom to the office, which is literally the next room!

That's how mankind works :-(

FREE PIZZA* when you buy our mini table and chairs set!

Too true!

Over sleeping only makes our bodies over tired. It’s hard to find that perfect balance.

The "other" wise man.

The A in LGBTQIA stands for Ambidextrous, everyone knows that.

He’s a government agent and was following a target he’d tracked the the airport only minutes before. They’ve been trying to find this person so long, they couldn’t risk letting them leave the country without going after them. Eyes on.

Nab and a Pepsi.