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It's likely that none of us are new to scientifically wrong takes on social media. You know, your "the Earth is flat - prove me wrong" kind of posts that simply come with the digital Wild West we call Facebook, Instagram or Twitter.

Few know this better than the r/FacebookScience community, then, which has made publicly displaying facepalm-worthy "scientific" takes into a sport since 2017. With almost 62,000 followers, it welcomes the science-denying pseudo-intellectuals as a barkeep does with regular drunkards. Anyway, a whole round of painfully ridiculous statements that have been approved by 4chan mods or Fox News (accurate only 10% of the time™) is on the house!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are all the angels white men?? Oh, Heaven, like the gay club in London. I get it now. Bet the Christian right wing are furious when they get to Heaven and it is a big gay club...

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The start of the decade was big for Twitter. As we were in the midst of the pandemic, doom-scrolling like our lives depended on it, the social media giant was flooded with false facts about Covid-19. Then, there were Trump's hectic attempts to sway the public to his side by claiming that the mail-in ballot "voting system is rigged." Having no other choice, Twitter stepped in, rolling in the fact-checking labels, helping users to navigate the realm of fake news.

Of course, spotting some "science-proofed" claims are more challenging than others. For example, have you heard that people swallow eight spiders a year while they sleep? Most of us did and for a while, it sounded credible because there was no way to fact-check it. Only around 2016 was this nightmare-inducing science fact debunked, showing how easily well-disguised bogus facts can creep through our defenses.

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    A 2019 Ipsos survey, conducted on behalf of the Centre for International Governance Innovation (CIGI), shed light on this issue. The survey findings indicated that individuals often overestimate their ability to identify inaccurate information, underestimating the prevalence of misinformation.

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    According to the report, approximately 86% of respondents admitted to having initially believed news stories - most of them appearing on Facebook - that turned out to be false on at least one occasion. This highlights the alarming extent to which people can be susceptible to misleading information encountered online.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, all the sick religious people should go to their churches so they can be cured by lots of 'Thoughts & Prayers'. But they don't of course. I wonder why ..... (lol)

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    In order to understand how our brains intercept scientifically inaccurate information and why some of us are keen to ignore scientifically "bulletproof" facts, we reached out to Andrew Shtulman, an associate professor of psychology and cognitive science at Occidental. Although we don't discuss what happens to us when one of the longstanding scientific facts suddenly evaporates into thin air (imagine being a Pluto enthusiast when it was downgraded to a “dwarf planet"), Shtulman says that we can trace how our sponge-like brains develop an understanding of the world around us - life and death, heat and motion - at our formative years. 

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    Did I say that out loud? (he/him.cis/het)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they've met any atheists. Why would we get angry at the mention of something that we don't believe exists? If you tell some believers that the Bible is just fairytales and fiction on the other hand......

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    "These theories are adequate, but they're not perfectly accurate," Shtulman told Bored Panda in a Zoom call. "In fact, they conflict with scientific theories in many ways. And a lot of work has been done looking at how our intuitive theories shape our ability to learn science. However, there wasn't consensus in the field as to what happens to intuitive theories when you do learn a scientific theory of the same phenomenon."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for the same reason that no-one thinks it''d be a good idea to put a big cork in the muzzle of a cannon, and then try to fire it.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far out, I love this photo. (Sorry, I know it’s not funny or on theme, but my goddess, how amazing is it that we can even see this?!)

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    This, then, led Shtulman to pursue this question further, resulting in a study which found that 1-in-4 Americans think the Sun goes around the Earth, and not vice versa. In the same survey, just 39% answered correctly (true) that "The universe began with a huge explosion" and less than half of participants agreed with the notion that "Human beings, as we know them today, developed from earlier species of animals." Meanwhile, just over half understood that antibiotics are not effective against viruses.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean Cardinals and Popes are apex predators? I now have an image in my mind of velociraptors kissing the T. Rex's ring

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    As we came to learn in recent decades, one of the most powerful, and perhaps the most worrying, causes of the rejection of scientifically sound facts lies in America's rejection of scientists. For example, a 2011 poll found that 69% of Americans think that scientists have falsified climate change research. And although this has slightly improved since then, at least when it comes to climate change, the growing distrust in science came into the spotlight during the pandemic, with only a portion of adults in the United States agreeing that scientists are on their side. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could blame a vaccine for making me bang my head on my desk, but I'm real sure it's due to this person's stupidity.....

    Leo Domitrix
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as a medical doctor, I guarantee it was indeed an attempted suicide or a "sudden health event" (stroke, heart attack, fainting, etc.), and nobody ever found mRNA vaccines running a nervous system. Someone watched waaaay too many zombie movies, apparently...

    Emma Goransdottir
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The covid pandemic really made me lose the tiny bit of hope for humanity i had left. The massive amount of ingnorant, crazy people ☹️😥

    RandomEpiBioPerson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be one of those people that thought it a zombie Apocalypse thing happened, it would be stopped pretty quickly. Then I worked in epidemiology and public health during a pandemic, and now I think the movies give us too much credit. X/

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, i'm using this if i'm ever caught driving over the blood/alcohol limit. 'Wasn't me, yer honour, the vaccine made me do it!"

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will share it with his circles, you know, in the psych ward, all sitting in a circle, sharing and s**t.

    Pink Aesthetic
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That OOOP is so dangerous, not vaccinating kids?? Do they want them actively dead?

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    LillieMean
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. You only vaccinate the children you intend to keep.

    Jayne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone ha been playing/watching way too much Last Of Us.

    Jared Robinson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. This makes me want to go get more vaccine immediately, cause if that's what being without a vaccine is like I want no part of it.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s funny. I’ve had the initial jab and all the boosters and had no side effects whatsoever. Took every recommended precaution during and after lockdown. Always tested negative, so never got even a mild case of COVID.

    A girl
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Please draw a.logic circle around me so I can avoid that guy's circle.

    GlamourGhoul
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing at the mental gymnastics this person did 🤣

    CHRISTY SMITH
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what it’s like to be so deeply delusional that you make up the most asinine b******t known to mankind and then try to pass it off as if someone whose actually educated said it. I’m not going to lie, it brightens my day when an anti vaxxer dies a painful death from something there is a vaccination for ❤️ ~ Love it, thinning the herd one anti vaxxer at s time.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on a shopping spree and on the way home I got a speeding ticket. I probably stood next to someone who kissed someone who got the vaccine. I bet that is why I was driving so fast. I didn't get the ticket due to my own actions. It was that the vaccine mutated the cells of my gas pedal causing the car to go faster and the officer felt the vibration and decided to write me a ticket. Also, I'll take additional things that didn't happen, for $1000 Alex.

    skildude
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, do not inject that toxin into your body. Let the people that like living get inoculated.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the plot of Mira Grant's Parasitology series, only less plausible. Which is saying something, since the series was about genetically engineered disease-preventing intestinal worms that developed intelligence and started taking over people's brains.

    DJR
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind my .12 blood alcohol. The vaccine made me crash my dodge ram into the family in the other car.

    Red PANda (she/they)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa they’re sentient now?! 🤣On another note, I do not believe anybody that makes spelling and grammar mistakes like that. :P

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I got from my vaccine was a four-day headache. What a rip off.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a right way to do things and there's a wrong way.

    JP Purves
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how b.s. spreads like wildfire over the internet.

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be all the evidence needed for a CPS visit...

    Paul Lehberger
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think the law of averages are against really stupid highly opinionated people ala the Darwin Awards, but I am continually proved wrong in our current political world.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same one that evidently did something horrible to (was it) Nicki Minaj's relatives, friends, balls?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if we just chloroform these idiots and vaccinate them? Just like in the movie SAW. Collect 5 of these intense idiots, tie them up and just inject them with a vaccine everyday and telecast in live TV perhaps? Just a thought. How entertaining would that be?

    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I broke my leg I had a cast put on that completely controlled where I walked, true story 😉

    Blue Cicada
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? I thought most zombie outbreaks were caused by a fungal infection? Was there a fungus in the vaccine? It would be a neat storyline, but I hope no one writes it. Because they are too many idiots who can't discern fiction from reality.

    Paul Brown
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be one of the most absurd things I've read about the vaccines.

    David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read things like this my brain keeps trying to decide between 1. Are they that stupid? or 2. Are they an evil troll who hopes other people are that stupid.

    Domo KO
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do y'all remember that M Night Shamalyn movie The Happening??

    Libstak
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I loved it. Bizarre as it sounds the odds of trees releasing spores that alter human behaviour as a defence strategy are not zero. Plants do that with other animals and insects.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe we allow mentally ill people like this to free-range.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!?

    Beth W
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this should be banned from ever touching a keyboard. Except for comedic purposes.

    Vikylein
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is the reason why deseases like polio are making a come back... Thanks anti vaxxers! (insert slapping face emoji)

    Never Snarky
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccines don't enter the bloodstream. If any part of this post is true, the doctor needs his license for revoked.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people came on here to mock and deny the jibbydidoo then we have nothing more to say, BP.

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    "There's always going to be a certain group of people who are just generally skeptical of institutions and authorities. That being said, there is a reason why certain conspiracies have gained traction, as opposed to any of all possible conspiracies. It's not a far stretch that the earth is flat because when we're children, we think the earth is flat," Shtulman explained. "We don't have any sign that we are actually being pulled to the center of a rotating sphere. And the same is with climate change. We get a sense that the weather's changing, but we can't sense global climate systems and large-scale climate patterns."

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    Another popular explanation for why some of us are more likely to brush off scientifically accurate information comes down to confirmation bias, which leads people to subconsciously cherry-pick information that aligns with their existing beliefs.

    Additionally, people tend to unintentionally cherry-pick information because it is mentally easier and more appealing than processing a vast amount of available data. Instead of thoroughly analyzing all the evidence, individuals may opt to focus on a few standout points, forming their understanding of the matter based on these select pieces of information. 

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    Jason
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I am aging rapidly. What happened to the 90s being a decade ago

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    "It's rare for people to do their 'homework' and fact-check because so much of what we know about the world just comes from accepting the testimony of other people," told Shtulman. "Some people are naturally skeptical when they encounter information that contradicts what they've been learning in school and what the other members of their community seem to believe, but other people are more inclined to just accept that information at face value."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who are interested, a day on the moon lasts about a month because it's tidally locked to the Earth - which means one axial rotation takes the same time as its orbit around the Earth. This is also why we only ever see one side of the moon from Earth.

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been watching The Universe, and in one of the episodes, they were talking about how ancient people believed that the sun burnt wood. Apparently someone did the math, and if the sun did burn wood (at the size it is now) it would run out of fuel in several thousand years.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this whole thing in the bible Bout tribes being cast out after building the tower of Babel and speaking different languages and he comes out with this codswallup? He has an entire fiction novel to guide him, just saying.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ocean dragons? Do they like permanently live in the water? Do they fly? Do they cast water magic? Inquiring dms want to know

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC, the danger comes not from ice already in the water but glacial ice on land melting into the water

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the (possibly fictional) story of a jet fighter that wanted to invert itself when it crossed the equator, as someone ignored the sign bit.

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    Jason
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang the only thing I find in the wilderness is some peace and quiet

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a car drives around your house and you can't see it, it basically disappears. Car is not solid object.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right-wingers who howl about helping nonbinary children remind me of Nietzsche's observation: "In truth there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My personal belief is that God created everything. He just happened to use the laws of physics to do so. He made a big bang, and there's the universe! I expect He probably wonders now and again what He was thinking at the time.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbows are actually circles, but they get cut off where they meet the land. If you are somewhere high up, you can actually see the circle.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, because if I want to cover up a top secret evil conspiracy I would leave traces all over the place too for Facebook "scientists" to find them...

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! I've heard of people denying basic science, but denying that math(s) exists is a new one on me!

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't understand *anything* and I want to protect my children from understanding *anything* as well" Hence why some kids are growing up dumber than their dumb parents :(

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atheism has higher morals than religion on the basis that atheists don't need an invisible father figure telling them what the right thing to do is before forcing the 1st and 2nd person in the world to perform incest in his garden, so he can watch, scramble everyone's language to stop them making progress, killing the entire population with a flood, getting a married woman pregnant, tricking a man into killing his kid but stopping at the last minute (or so he says)... there's a lot more, but you get this idea

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    JP Doyle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a place which assembles plasma thrusters for satellites. That is exactly the kind of cable management you see from rocket scientists...

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rev Leo... prison Chaplin... need I say more... Well maybe one more thing. Wow, just Wow...

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    Ace
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using the bible as a source to prove the existence of God or any of His arbitrary rules is always going to be something of a circular argument.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. All of us here in the southern hemisphere are sworn to secrecy, to keep this knowledge from all of you in the northern hemisphere. So far, none of us has blabbed. Now, we have to track down this flat-earther, and then...well...

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a fish. I release the egg once a month. I have to stop reading because the quality of my comments goes down with stupid stuff like this.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture of Albert Einstein on the front. You know how Einstein is always claimed to be Jewish by Jewish and Christian people, he said himself that he was an atheist.

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    Jason
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posted from phone with fitness watch, tracking via Bluetooth, voluntarily uploading photos, text, location data, tracked geolocation and personal information all day. It's the vaccines though.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t we match around 60% of our DNA with bananas? And over 90% with chimpanzees?

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    Bucket
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible says God made man in his image. The Bible was written by *checks notes* man... Well, I'm convinced.

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    David Paterson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A more serious version of that question is: if the universe expanded from a single point as the Big Bang says, then how could uniform expansion have developed the density waves that later became galactic clusters, galaxies, stars and planets? It did, but it requires some serious mathematics to explain how.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do these mini-minds get their ideas - from interpreting the smears on the inside of their diapers?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me the Shroud of Turin has been debunked many times. 1) There is no mention of it till the 14th century, 2) The way the images appear on the shroud suggest a body wrapped head to toe the long way - which doesn't make a jot of sense, 3) Carbon dating places the origin of the cloth in the 13th or 14th century.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog eats 2 cups of food but poops like 6 cups of poops. How do you explain that!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow… that poor kid! Having a parent who makes you sit in the cold with a broken ankle because they’re crazy… When I took my son to the ER at age 5 only one parent was allowed to stay with him. Did we want that? No! We both wanted to be there. But guess what took priority over our wants in that situation? My kid having a medical emergency! (He couldn’t breathe, it was terrifying). So dad left and I stayed. Oh, and we had to wear masks too. How can you possibly put something like that over the welfare of your child?? If the hospital said I had to wear my clothes backwards and hop on one foot through the door to get life saving medical treatment for my son I’d do it in an instant. I don’t have to agree with it or understand it. My son comes first. Now if they wanted me to do that to shop in a store, I’d probably just go to a different store… but the hospital??? (Ps, I always wore my mask anywhere I was asked to. That is not a hardship and does not violate my rights.)

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh what if the aliens have us in a dream and are using our bodies as the most inefficient power generators

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person has been reading Time Cube - hands down THE most unhinged web page in the history of the internet. My brother once made me a Time Cube birthday card congratulating me on having 4 simultaneous birthdays. If you know, you know.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or anywhere in the south, for that matter. Orion is above the horizon during the day in July regardless of which hemisphere you're in.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is it supposed to be? Has anyone actually been even remotely close to a giant fire?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sun does shrink and expand in angular size. Not much, but enough to be noticeable. Going back to Copernicus, Copernicus failed to notice that the angular size of the Sun shrank and expanded, even though he had the tools to measure the change. If he had noticed the change in angular size then his model of the solar system would have been more accurate.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graphene is a material created by arranging carbon atoms into a 2 dimensional grid. Just another idiot throwing words they heard once around to sound smart

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't understand what he is saying. I'd rather watch Sci-Man-Dan.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's that siren coming from? It isn't a siren? Then what's that woo-woo sound?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggerland? So that's where all the doggies came from, bet it was nice there with all the puppy piles.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having seen C.C.'s (top left) videos I can confidently say he is nobody's idea of a smart person.

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