You don't need to do a gender reveal party

Yep. Those borderline stoplights.

Some dogs need to wear clothes.

Funny

YES!!

i wish more people would get it

Or just treat them like any other person without making a difference between genders

How do you get D**k from Richard? You ask him nicely. Thank you, I'll see myself out now.

this should be higher

I and my entire team can do our jobs 100% from home, but our CEO is obsessed with bringing everyone back into the office, because he loves the 'energy' of having everyone there. The problem is we're short 100+ desks, since the pandemic (we only have desks for half of my team) That's might be OK though, as we're likely going to start losing people soon, who don't want to go back to the office.

My fellow nonparents need to stop being obnoxious about this. 18 months is way different from 12 months developmentally.

but they... already exist?

It's to annoy those idiot friends who aren't getting it. And they deserve it.!

In New Zealand we tend to have electric stoves and the elements are different sizes to account for different sized pots and pans. In most of the places I’ve lived, the front left element is bigger than the front right one.

Girls too

buddy in the front is all like, get a load of this guy aha

And please put on a mattress sheet.

A mennnnnn!!!

and pillow cases every 3-4 days, you'll see a significant drop in acne.

true

Sometimes men have to be told by other men that the sheets look seriously nasty.

Are you talkin' to me?

I know, and I'm sorry

And not once a year either. Once a week at the very least, ppl

My dad used to get mad when I washed my sheets more than once a month because it was a waste of money.

But the entire US credit system is based on the fact that people spend money that they don't have. If you don't spend money you do not have you won't get a credit score and without a credit score you can't get a mortgage or a loan to buy a car.

Truth.

I hate that I pronounced it differently in my head while reading it

Right?! I mean, there are QR Codes everywhere for everything now. I don't want to spend my day scanning codes, just tell me what I need to know with sentences!

Yeah, cause I'm already going as fast as I wanna.

And cats. From what I've been reading that's actually the only thing that Zoom is good for.

That's just gross, and rude

Amen!!!!

I see what you did there...

I feel personally attacked by this..

Yes yes yes! Home office is the best!

But I don't get on with my mother.

Should read 'stop grunting excessively in the gym, to show off'

He's smiling for once!

It is from old English Wōdnesdæg or ‘Odin’s day', after Odin or Woden, the supreme Germanic god. Similar to Dutch woensdag.

But there are some people that are too obnoxious to be in the same room with even for 5 minutes, so that bit of info will decide if I'll accept your invitation.

Don't put milk in before the tea either.

As long as you got it.

You can bring toothpaste on flights ... on the size is controlled.