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Having a car (and being able to drive one, of course) is excellent. It provides a tremendous amount of flexibility and independence in your life. But with great freedom comes great responsibility—to the car, yourself, and everyone on the road.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest and most relatable car memes we could find online to show you what it’s like to sit in front of the wheel. From dealing with BMW drivers to parallel parking, here’s what every driver goes through daily!

A recent study of 2,000 American car owners found that as many as a quarter feel they take a risk each time they hit the road as their vehicle is currently in need of repair or no longer runs well.

The study asked people to reflect on the current state of their vehicle and tested their knowledge of car basics. Results showed an alarming number of drivers are rolling the dice on vehicles in need of work — 68 percent said their cars currently have at least one thing wrong with them.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...followed by the international hand symbol to tell them what you think, to be displayed while overtaking.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I had a mustang pass me so fast and gave me the finger. Two miles further, the mustang broke down and there was smoke coming out of it. I gave him the finger when I passed him. One of the most memorable moments of my life.

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With so many vehicles in need of love, Americans could stand to do a bit of brushing up on how to take care of their cars a little better. 36 percent of those studied confessed they don’t know the first thing about fixing a flat tire.

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The survey, conducted by Cooper Tires, discovered that nearly half of American car owners think they couldn't change their car’s oil and almost 30 percent believe they couldn't even pick out the correct oil their car needs in the first place.

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While going to a mechanic to get your car fixed is remains the main option for most, there's something about being able to make at least basic repairs by yourself. Working with your hands gives you pleasure. Not everyone's born a car-savvy genius, but we can always learn!

Nick Gerhardt points out in an article on Family Handyman, that you should start off with the smallest things and work your way up. For instance, you can kick things off by replacing your wiper blades or your air filter. Then, maybe try replacing the bulbs.

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Senior tech editor at Jalopnik and owner of far too many Jeeps, David Tracy, shares this sentiment. If you want a crash course in wrenching, he suggests you buy yourself a junker. According to Tracy, it is the single best way to learn to fix cars. Especially if you're young and/or don't have much money, because you’ll be forced to do your own repairs.

"Coming out of high school, I hadn't turned a single wrench. I hadn't changed my oil, I hadn't changed spark plugs," Tracy writes. "Heck, I hadn’t even changed my air filter. I was a total noob. But then I got to college and bought a 215,000 mile 1992 Jeep Cherokee — a total pile of junk."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also known as the New York second, the shortest period of time known to mankind.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister, an attorney, fell victim to this. She was stopped at a signal, noticed him behind her, and thought to herself "he better not mess with me! I'm not doing anything." Then she pulled out through the still red light.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes me cringe to see cyclists wearing headphones- I cycle daily. It is dangerous enough without being able to hear traffic.

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Tracy's Jeep had rust holes in the rocker panels, a huge exhaust leak, a bad fuel pump, a bad power steering line, brakes that would seize when it got slightly warm outside, filthy brown transmission fluid, and leaky gaskets everywhere. But he wasn't discouraged by it. Tracy was intrigued. And he didn't really have another option.

"It was my only car and I spent all my money on textbooks, so I had no choice but to learn to fix it myself. I also had no garage, so most of my wrenching was done in parking garages or on the street side."

"With the help of some friends at a neighboring university, I learned the basics. They taught me to change plugs, replace my valve cover gasket, and change my oil. Just that little bit of guidance was all I needed to get the ball rolling," Tracy says.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you know how good your driving skills are, but they don’t. That’s why I drive more like a grandparent when someone else is in the car, than when it’s just me and I’m both familiar with the road and know what I’m capable of.

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"That was the beginning of my love affair for wrenching. And now, with my new project, I’m learning quite a lot more. You can learn, too. Just go ahead and buy that Volkswagen Type III Squareback on Craigslist you’ve been salivating over."

If you do get your old VW Type III Squareback, you're gonna want to change the oil, go through the brakes, and do a basic tune-up. So go out and get some tools.

"The heart of any toolset is the socket set, so start there. My first set was a cheapo one from AutoZone. It worked okay for light-duty things, but then I had to take my bumper bolts off, and I ended up breaking ratchets and shearing extensions," Tracy explains. "You can get a pretty decent socket set from Wal-Mart for $60 or so."

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You pitiful fool you. Thought you could overtake me?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You want to try following a bunch of DeLorians down the road. I thought I was seeing things, as they are all identical. (We were leaving a car show).

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OK, let's say your car isn't that bad. Then what? Well, if your ride is (somewhat) decent and you just want to know how to change the brakes, YouTube has the answers.

"I can't tell you how many times I've gone to YouTube to learn how to fix something. In fact, I referenced a YouTube video to figure out how to pull the engine from my Jeep Cherokee," Tracy says.

"There's such a wealth of wrenching knowledge on YouTube, it should be one of your first resources for information on how to fix your car."

That being said, be careful and use some judgment. Anybody can post stuff on YouTube, so if some guy uploads a video and cuts his brake lines and tells you it will get you better gas mileage because of the decreased brake drag, you might want to turn your brain on and think about that for a second.

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The next logical step would be to get a repair manual, a step-by-step guide on how to fix things. Get one. "You can get a Chilton or Haynes manual for about $25 at any car parts store, or, better yet, download or buy a hard copy of a factory service manual for your car. These books can save you tons of time and effort, especially when it comes to stuff like torque specs and fluid capacities," Tracy advises.

Follow these steps and you should at least build an even stronger bond with your car. If that's something you want, of course!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am guessing that this photo was taken in Russia. There is a Lada with a body kit in the photo!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive been practicing for just about 10 years! Lol I just cannot get it down. Must be something with the wiring in my brain Idk

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Billy The Kid
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well they need to hear for any pedestrians screaming.

LazyPanda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol! That's more reason to trust them they likely came from a place that forced them to get a real driver's education before getting a license. That or they've had a lot of practice for whatever reasons which is, still, reason to trust.

LivingTheDream
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try having to teach people to do it for a living with a bus and a truck/trailer for a commercial license.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha I have a friend drives large tour buses and if I can't get into a spot while she's in the car shes all "seriously? I could park my bus in here!!"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I turn it down because I have performance anxiety so even though I know I can park just fine I don't want to attract any attention to myself (PSA: don't stand and gape at ppl trying to park)

Rukkia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parallel parking is super easy. I don't understand all the issues people seem to have with it.

Honey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband. My husband can do this. Then he makes fun of me and saying “that is how it’s done. It’s not hard”.

Carena Thompson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do a fire drill when my husband is driving and we have to parallel. He can't parallel park to save his life but I can do it with my eyes closed.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I used to work in Chicago, my co-workers used to take pictures of my parallel parking when it was bad (which, to be fair, was almost always) and send a company wide email with the pic. Luckily, it was a very small company.

Celeste Grant
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It becomes easy when you have to do it any time you return home and your only parking is on the street. You might curse but after a while you can look at the smallest space and get your car into it, especially if its raining, you haven't a coat with you and you've done a big supermarket shop!

Jessie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parallel parking is second nature to me. I actually like it better then regular parking.

Robert Thompson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to take off my seat belt to reverse. Otherwise it doesn't end with dignity.

Michigan Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

never trust someone who doesn't take the time to learn the simplest things in life. really. just don't...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This always seems to happen to me. You let someone in and then you don't make the lights. Or you let someone in, which makes them happy, so they let someone in and so on until you are behind a queue of a dozen cars!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago I was stuck at a high rise bridge and the guy in front of me was singing Miami Sound Machine's Conga at the top of his lungs. I found the radio station he was listening to and joined him at the top of my lungs. "Come on shake your body baby..."

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, with 90 over a speed bump you would see your axle in the mirror, and you might need to see a orthopedist.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is courteous to let people cut in line but to constantly letting someone cut in is a bit too courteous.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is called on road therapy. Let it out before you get home to the family after a crap day at work.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The car belongs to Eminem. He is calm and ready to drop bombs. It'll soon be vomit on his sweater. Mom's spaghetti.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad - "Dont worry about the pedestrians, they are always there. Let them wait. Dont worry about the red light, it turned red just before you passed it. Park there in that restricted area, no one else is using it." Officer - "You almost run down a pedestrian, passed a red light and parked in a restricted area." Dad - "AS USUAL MY KIDS NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!!"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Contradictory to what the government says, orange means speed up or you'll lose another 5 minutes of your life waiting for a red light while there's no traffic crossing the intersection.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And while you are looking at them the light turns green and they are gone.

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