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Not all dresses are created equal! I’m not talking just about the style, fabric, and cut, though. Quality is something that rarely happens by accident; it’s a slow, methodical process that takes patience, creativity, sleepless nights (hello, coffee, my old friend!), and countless revisions. Creating a fabulous dress takes time and effort: you can’t call something a dress if you randomly slap together some bits of fabric.

Incidentally, that’s what one dress-shaming Facebook group is called. The ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ community calls out bizarre, hilarious, and just plain awkward-looking ‘dresses’ for the sake of entertainment and educating people about what good style definitely isn’t.

Have a good long look at the crème de la crème of bad dresses, upvote the ones that you love to hate (or is that hate to love?) the most as you’re scrolling down, and let us know which fashion disasters you think are particularly painful to look at.

#1

Seen Today At Tjmaxx And I Feel Like It’s The Definition Of What This Group Was Created For

Seen Today At Tjmaxx And I Feel Like It’s The Definition Of What This Group Was Created For

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I reached out to Mary Waldron, the founder of the fabulous Facebook group, to learn more about the community, its rise to fame, and where the line between a good and a bad dress lies.

"I noticed the group gaining more popularity about 6-7 months after I created it, and it was honestly out of nowhere. I never expected it to be such a big group, but honestly, I should have because at the time, shaming groups were a big trend on Facebook," she told Bored Panda. "Looking back, I think the thing about shaming groups in general that brings people together and really resonates with them is the idea that there are things so bad out there that they feel compelled to share them with everyone for a good laugh, just like when a group of kids in school will see a teacher with a really bad tie and make a few jokes. To me, it’s that same concept, just on a much larger scale, that really makes these groups what they are."

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#3

Saw This Dresss On A Wedding Photographers Page And Knew I Had To Share With Y’all

Saw This Dresss On A Wedding Photographers Page And Knew I Had To Share With Y’all

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#4

Don’t Worry Ladies, You Too Can Look Like A Figureless Polka Dot Worm For The Low Price Of $2,790!

Don’t Worry Ladies, You Too Can Look Like A Figureless Polka Dot Worm For The Low Price Of $2,790!

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Mary, who founded 'You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress,' explained to me what the inspiration for such an interesting and unusual Facebook group name was.

"The group name was actually inspired by a comment on a post in the group, ‘That’s it, I’m wedding dress shaming,’" she said she wishes she could remember the name of the person who'd made that particular comment, as she'd love to credit them.

"The group was originally just a wedding dress shaming group called ‘You Can’t Slap On A White Skirt and Call it a Wedding Dress,' but over time, as more and more people joined, I decided to allow other types of dresses. The name change was actually only a few months ago, after we had already become popular and I had a larger admin team, and we mutually decided that since we were allowing all types of dresses, we needed a more inclusive name," she walked Bored Panda through the changes that happened within the group as it grew ever more popular.

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#5

Saw This On Instagram. Can’t Decide If That Is A Butt Crack

Saw This On Instagram. Can’t Decide If That Is A Butt Crack

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Friday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the backwards drop pendant. However doilie butt crack is not a good look

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#7

Ummm A Scuba Diving Dress? My Questions Are Why, For Who And Why Is It Almost $5,000

Ummm A Scuba Diving Dress? My Questions Are Why, For Who And Why Is It Almost $5,000

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Emerald Joanna
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where would one wear a dress like this? To The Little Mermaids wedding "under the sea"?

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In Mary's opinion, a dress is "really bad" when it's completely and utterly impractical. "The dresses I tend to really gawk at are the ones that look like they could fall off, tear, or just completely malfunction at any given moment. But outside of the group, I try to keep an open mind when it comes to fashion because a person’s taste is as unique as their own."

Mary added that what's most important is how you personally feel when you wear whatever dress you've picked out. "At the end of the day, if a dress makes you feel happy when you wear it, then you wear it relentlessly because your body is your own to dress how you want to."

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#8

When You Haven't Done Laundry So You Just Wear Something You Found Stuffed Way Back Under Your Bed

When You Haven't Done Laundry So You Just Wear Something You Found Stuffed Way Back Under Your Bed

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#10

For Your Consideration… Some Of This Is A Photoshop Fail, Admittedly

For Your Consideration… Some Of This Is A Photoshop Fail, Admittedly

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The Facebook group has nearly 60k members and notes that they only shame dresses. Shaming people or bodies is absolutely not okay. “Hate isn’t welcomed,” the moderators and administrators of the group note, adding that all faces and identifying info should be covered up.

They also note that people shouldn’t get angry if people make fun of a dress that they’d worn sometime in the past. “Stop being so soft,” they note. What’s more, the group doesn’t tolerate any politics or any pretty dresses either.

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Being stylish isn’t as easy as picking out some random items from your local thrift store and throwing them on. Sure, confidence plays an important role (and we’re all for buying secondhand clothes to protect the environment), but an item of clothing has to be able to stand on its own two metaphorical feet.

Fashion designer Oyinda Akinfenwa, the creator of the Janore brand, is an expert in making multifunctional dresses that can be worn in a wide variety of ways. In a previous interview with Bored Panda, she told me all about the mistakes that designers tend to make. A lack of good materials and creative blocks can affect the final quality of the product. Designers really do have it tough!

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#16

Looking For Summer Street Style For A Client I’m Photographing And I Find This Monstrosity

Looking For Summer Street Style For A Client I’m Photographing And I Find This Monstrosity

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"It’s hard to notice your own mistakes on your outfits until someone points them out because to you, it seems amazing because it is your work and you want to be proud of it, without realizing it may not be exactly as good as you think," Oyinda, from Nigeria, told Bored Panda.

"It’s really hard for creatives to give themselves criticism most times because of how hard we work to create the pieces we have, so most times we tend to not try to over-analyze the result,” she said.

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#22

I Saw This Dress And Just Had To Post It In Here Lol But It Has Holes In A Whole Lot Of Unflattering Places

I Saw This Dress And Just Had To Post It In Here Lol But It Has Holes In A Whole Lot Of Unflattering Places

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People have this ridiculous idea that it’s ‘sexy’ to show as much skin as possible when in reality it’s far ‘sexier’ when people dress better and others have to use their imagination more.

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#23

Why The Little Danglies In The Front? For What Reason Fashion Nova?

Why The Little Danglies In The Front? For What Reason Fashion Nova?

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According to Nigerian fashion designer Oyinda, over-accessorizing is one of the biggest mistakes that people tend to make most often. She’s a firm believer that less is more. And by having fewer accessories, you’re able to communicate the main idea behind your outfit far more clearly to those around you.

“People tend to add too much on when the outfit they’re wearing already has a lot going on which makes it seem tacky. Also, it takes away from the outfit because no one will be looking at the outfit, just be confused about what is going on with the entire dressing," she noted that if we want to impress others, we ought to stay wide and clear of chaos.

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#24

Not Blurring Out Bc Shes A Celebrity, Ms Alexa Demie I Love You But What

Not Blurring Out Bc Shes A Celebrity, Ms Alexa Demie I Love You But What

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#25

Absolutely Fell In Love Omg Stunn-Ing She Really Knows What She’s Doing, No But Really My Extra Ass Loves The Crown The Dress Tho Is Uhhh Different

Absolutely Fell In Love Omg Stunn-Ing She Really Knows What She’s Doing, No But Really My Extra Ass Loves The Crown The Dress Tho Is Uhhh Different

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#26

Please Make Them Stop. Please

Please Make Them Stop. Please

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I f*ckin' HATE camo as workaday clothes. Realtree camo ain't better.

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What’s more, wearing the wrong shoes can make or break the outfit, so Oyinda warned us that everyone should take the time to pick out the right pair.

“This is very common as people tend to wear the wrong shoes for certain outfits which really brings down the whole look, by the time you start admiring them and get to their feet and you’re disappointed by their shoes."

Oyinda believes that a quick and easy way to look more stylish is to get your nails done. Something else that you can do is wear knuckle rings that “elevate your look no matter what you’re wearing.”

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#29

Crying Because Im Starting To Like This As Im Submitting It Here

Crying Because Im Starting To Like This As Im Submitting It Here

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#31

Oh Lola ,we Wear Clothes Over Our Depends Sis

Oh Lola ,we Wear Clothes Over Our Depends Sis

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Debbie Barnes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not so much the material just wrapped around her that's the problem.. But more the 'nappy effect' of the material underneath the dress..

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#34

Rihanna Can Make Any Awful Dress Look Good. It’s A Blessing

Rihanna Can Make Any Awful Dress Look Good. It’s A Blessing

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#35

I Get The Idea Behind This, But The Colour/Draping/Fit Just Makes It So Unflattering

I Get The Idea Behind This, But The Colour/Draping/Fit Just Makes It So Unflattering

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#36

Not Blocking Out Her Face Cuz She A Model But What Is This

Not Blocking Out Her Face Cuz She A Model But What Is This

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Kay blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope she's taped herself in because there are a couple of things that look like they are trying to escape.

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#37

I Got An Ad For This Dress, Just Want To Know Who Wants The Peek-A-Booty Dress? So Much Crack Exposed, The Dea Is On Her Case

I Got An Ad For This Dress, Just Want To Know Who Wants The Peek-A-Booty Dress? So Much Crack Exposed, The Dea Is On Her Case

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Flowers
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact the sell that in a 4xl or that the 4xl is sold out.

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#39

Don’t Get Me Wrong, The Models Are Gorgeous And Look Great But Like…. How Does The Deli Aisle Not Make A Guest Appearance In These?

Don’t Get Me Wrong, The Models Are Gorgeous And Look Great But Like…. How Does The Deli Aisle Not Make A Guest Appearance In These?

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#40

I Love Lady Gaga And The Crazy Looks… But This Is Just Ugly

I Love Lady Gaga And The Crazy Looks… But This Is Just Ugly

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Dorothy Parker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only she can walk in these shoes. And possibly on water. Love her, not this, though.

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#41

Saw This On The Internet Today (Face Was Mostly Blurred Out)

Saw This On The Internet Today (Face Was Mostly Blurred Out)

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#45

Ugly Christmas Sweater Upgraded To Ugly Christmas Dress

Ugly Christmas Sweater Upgraded To Ugly Christmas Dress

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RandomBeing
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could wear that to a christmas party and i don't think any of my friends would be surprised. it is hilarious and a piece of art.

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#48

I Walked Past This Potato Sack Of Shame On My Way To Work. Even The Mannequin Looks Unimpressed...

I Walked Past This Potato Sack Of Shame On My Way To Work. Even The Mannequin Looks Unimpressed...

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A B C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In comparison to the rest of this post, this one's just boring, but not TOO bad.

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#51

The Dress Designer, The Girl, Her Parents, And All Her Friends Somehow Let It Slide That The Back Of The Skirt Looks Like A Thong

The Dress Designer, The Girl, Her Parents, And All Her Friends Somehow Let It Slide That The Back Of The Skirt Looks Like A Thong

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#53

Found In One Of My Wedding Groups And The Bride Is Actually Considering It

Found In One Of My Wedding Groups And The Bride Is Actually Considering It

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It actually looks good... But for a parade, a beauty pageant or independence day, not a wedding.

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#54

This Just Popped Up On My Tik Tok. I Love The Color And The Tops Not So Bad But The Bottom Just Looks So Uncomfortable And Like It’ll Fall Down At Any Second???

This Just Popped Up On My Tik Tok. I Love The Color And The Tops Not So Bad But The Bottom Just Looks So Uncomfortable And Like It’ll Fall Down At Any Second???

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? No mention of the fact that her underwear is showing?

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#55

The Tarp In The Back The Bloody Dress, I Shudder To Think What Inspired This Shoot

The Tarp In The Back The Bloody Dress, I Shudder To Think What Inspired This Shoot

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Yuki Li
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just artistic expression through material and photography. Not really to be worn as a dress.

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#67

I Love Love Love Blake Lively, But Her Stylist Did Her Wrong On This One

I Love Love Love Blake Lively, But Her Stylist Did Her Wrong On This One

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Jo Johannsen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many designers inspired by The Emperor's New Clothes. "How far can we push this?"

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#68

No

No

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, I could see the lacing down the middle more, then to the side. But this is just too close for comfort on the right side.

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#69

Just Saw This On My Instagram For 100$ And It’s A No For Me

Just Saw This On My Instagram For 100$ And It’s A No For Me

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#71

At First I Was Like Okay Cool She Looks Stunning (I Don’t Like The Dress Tho) And The Boots Match Then I Discovered There Aren’t Any Boots It’s All A Dress Shame This Dress-Not Anymore-Dress Again

At First I Was Like Okay Cool She Looks Stunning (I Don’t Like The Dress Tho) And The Boots Match Then I Discovered There Aren’t Any Boots It’s All A Dress Shame This Dress-Not Anymore-Dress Again

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#75

Didn’t Cover Her Face Bc She’s Famous But Like??? What In The Ever Living Hell???? It’s Honestly One Of The Ugliest Things I Think I’ve Ever Seen. I Genuinely Want To Sue Someone For Making Me See This With My Own Two Eyes. I’m Disgusted. I Really Hope Y’all Can Validate My Feelings Too Bc Lmao Yikes

Didn’t Cover Her Face Bc She’s Famous But Like??? What In The Ever Living Hell???? It’s Honestly One Of The Ugliest Things I Think I’ve Ever Seen. I Genuinely Want To Sue Someone For Making Me See This With My Own Two Eyes. I’m Disgusted. I Really Hope Y’all Can Validate My Feelings Too Bc Lmao Yikes

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#76

Don’t Know What This Is, Saw It On An Insta Reel

Don’t Know What This Is, Saw It On An Insta Reel

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#77

Don’t Get Me Wrong, I’m All For Denim This And Denim That But I Don’t Think Even Early 2000s Britney Would Rock This

Don’t Get Me Wrong, I’m All For Denim This And Denim That But I Don’t Think Even Early 2000s Britney Would Rock This

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#80

This Is Lisa From Blackpink (A Kpop Group) I Love Her Alot. But When I Saw This Group, I Thought About This Dress Immediately. I Hate It So Much. I Do Not Understand What The Stylist Had In Their Mind!

This Is Lisa From Blackpink (A Kpop Group) I Love Her Alot. But When I Saw This Group, I Thought About This Dress Immediately. I Hate It So Much. I Do Not Understand What The Stylist Had In Their Mind!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they had in their mind that lots of dancing would be going on.

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#81

Anyone Want A Wrinkly Dress For Over $900

Anyone Want A Wrinkly Dress For Over $900

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Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i was like "it's not that bad?" than scrolled down to the second half of the pic.. who thinks that this is something people want to wear?

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#83

Um Where's The Rest Of The Skirt??

Um Where's The Rest Of The Skirt??

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So six waistbands from old jeans sewn on a length of netting, and turned into a $200 skirt? Dear Designer- Go f**k yourself. And quit snorting Coke.

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#84

If Cheetara & Mothman Had A Child. Looks Terrifying In The Dark But Pic Won’t Take

If Cheetara & Mothman Had A Child. Looks Terrifying In The Dark But Pic Won’t Take

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#86

I Adore Long Fringes, But This Looks Like Streamers Or Toilet Paper 😭 She’s So Stunning Though

I Adore Long Fringes, But This Looks Like Streamers Or Toilet Paper 😭 She’s So Stunning Though

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#88

Seen This On My Local News, It’s Not Completely Atrocious But Uhh Definitely Looks Odd

Seen This On My Local News, It’s Not Completely Atrocious But Uhh Definitely Looks Odd

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t get this trend of random cutouts and slashes on otherwise nice dresses.

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#93

They Literally Just Slapped A Trash Bag On Kristen Stewart And Called It A Dress. I Saw This In A Twilight Group Couldn't Help But Share It Here

They Literally Just Slapped A Trash Bag On Kristen Stewart And Called It A Dress. I Saw This In A Twilight Group Couldn't Help But Share It Here

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only is it made of trash bags, it was made for a much taller woman who likes trash bags! And they didn't even bother to move the duct tape, they just had her stand on things to disguise the fact that the dress is taller than she is.

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#95

Might As Well Wear Nothing

Might As Well Wear Nothing

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Dorothy Parker
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Left the slip at home again? Gown is stunning but she needs someone to run home.

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#96

Hmm

Hmm

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK. More coverage up top, and an actual skirt instead of wide ribbons on bottom, and it would be rather nice, actually.

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#97

Was It Really Necessary To Make The Stars See Through?

Was It Really Necessary To Make The Stars See Through?

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#99

From A 5 Minute Craft Article

From A 5 Minute Craft Article

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Jayne Kyra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a dress in an old animated movie and I always wanted that dress! Ugh, I wish I could remember what it was.

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#100

Talk About Slapping Something Together!!

Talk About Slapping Something Together!!

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