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With Christmas season rolling around the corner, our minds are often occupied with thinking about kids' toys—as (not-so) nice memories, or as necessities. Either way, companies sell some weird, weird stuff and I want to see the weirdest you can remember.
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#1
Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!
Final score:
65points
#2
This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.
Final score:
59points
#5
What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth
Final score:
48points
#6
The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...
Final score:
43points
#11
Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.
Final score:
36points
#12
Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.
Final score:
34points
#14
I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.
Final score:
31points
#15
When You Realize You Left The Oven On
Final score:
31points
#19
Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.
Final score:
23points
#20
Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again
Final score:
22points
#21
Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.
Final score:
22points
#22
The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho
Final score:
22points
#24
Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross
Final score:
18points
#27
This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?
Final score:
16points
#28
Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...
Final score:
15points
#31
Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.
Final score:
13points
#33
Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!
Final score:
12points
#35
Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This
Final score:
8points
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Seabeast 3 years ago
I got a "Image width has to be at least 700px" message when I tried to load it, but when I was a kid there was a wind up coin bank that looked like a coffin and had a skeleton hand come out to grab the coin and pull it into the coffin. It would appear in Christmas catalogues as a novelty stocking stuffer.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
You can just post a semi-related image and then put the actual image in the comments.
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Astrid Nineor 3 years ago
I'm too afraid to google it for a picture, but, I once bought a pen in a souvenir shop. It was among the little kids toys, It made wiggly lines and you could replace the ink and use different colours. The pen itself was shaped, well let's be honest, it looked like a dildo. What made it write wriggly lines? If you put batteries in it you could make it vibrate... I was too young at the time to know about such things though. Now that I am older I wonder what my mum thought when I said I wanted it :D
Seabeast 3 years ago
I got a "Image width has to be at least 700px" message when I tried to load it, but when I was a kid there was a wind up coin bank that looked like a coffin and had a skeleton hand come out to grab the coin and pull it into the coffin. It would appear in Christmas catalogues as a novelty stocking stuffer.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
You can just post a semi-related image and then put the actual image in the comments.
Load More Replies... Astrid Nineor 3 years ago
I'm too afraid to google it for a picture, but, I once bought a pen in a souvenir shop. It was among the little kids toys, It made wiggly lines and you could replace the ink and use different colours. The pen itself was shaped, well let's be honest, it looked like a dildo. What made it write wriggly lines? If you put batteries in it you could make it vibrate... I was too young at the time to know about such things though. Now that I am older I wonder what my mum thought when I said I wanted it :D
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