Tru dat!

This one made me cry a little bit

The Netherlands heard you. New Year 2020 - 2021 will be much quieter because of new laws. All fireworks that primarily only explode and create bangs are no longer allowed and they reduced the timeframe in which you are allowed to use fireworks. ( Well it's primarily because things were getting out of hand. Idiots started using fireworks to demolish stuff like postboxes, cars and shops. Plus we got a lot of casualties due to sheer stupidity.)

I can agree with that, just bad owners

Done!

The only Mom I am and will ever be! ;o)

I am a teen mom, now!

Yeah!

Ah Ha! We have found the most important mom on the planet!

Me three!

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Sigh, owning a dog owning a cat and having a child are three separate things

yes master whatever you want

True that. The same goes for kids

This should be way higher.

You would have hit it out of the park if you could've gotten your pup to wear a mask!

My cat agrees

Pooper Scooper: The Sequel to Oh Dear What's That?

Awww! :3 so cute!

Yes. And no tricking!

Replacement for shaking hands?

please!

Cross out NO.

Awww. Not all though. Some with REALLY thick coats don't need jackets and stuff.

😂

Do does my Beastie.

Struth

HERE,HERE!!

It does too - our VOAs are spot on!

The look on that face....

konmari is a tv show about cleaning

All those ladies you try to pick up i can pick up just by sitting

Aw a furry hood on that hoodie!

I know a dog who would very much disagree.

Hahaha!!

Okay i'll be you ice cream

This is advice for life.

Never!

Aw, who's a good boi! YOU're a good boi!

Wait! Think of all that smelly yucky stuff you don't get on your fee... Uh, nevermind.

my dogs hear you on this one! when I try to give them baths they go into the corner and look pitiful!

Boy, but then there are no hugs and belly rubs... I think it was squirrel poop or dead squirrel our belated black lab rolled in.