ADVERTISEMENT

Taking your dog for a grooming session is like spinning the wheel of fortune. You think you know what you’re gonna see when you come pick the little furry boi or gurl up, but that’s not always how it works.

You see, in times of worldwide social isolation and our best efforts to stay home, our beloved pets haven’t had a decent wash and cut in ages. Many have grown their fur way beyond their recognizable selves, and given the first opportunity, no owner would wait any longer to take them to the grooming salon.

After the session is over, things have changed, literally. According to people on social media, their dogs are not only unrecognizable, they’re literally different dogs. Can you go from being a proud parent to a cocker spaniel with luscious locks to a cute short-haired beagle in less than an hour? Yes, you can. Is there a conspiracy that groomers around the world have been mixing up doggos and handing their owners the wrong ones? You could call it that.

Let’s see it to believe it in the most hilarious post-haircut ‘not my dog’ moments shared by confused owners and hand-selected by Bored Panda for an ultimate cuteness overload.

#1

My Dog Got A Haircut, And Now It Looks Like He Gave Up Drinking

My Dog Got A Haircut, And Now It Looks Like He Gave Up Drinking

FlaskandStein Report

RELATED:
    #2

    This Is The Same Dog. My Friend Adopted Her After She Just Showed Up On Her Porch. I Groomed Her And Made Her Brand New Babe Feeling So Fresh And Clean

    This Is The Same Dog. My Friend Adopted Her After She Just Showed Up On Her Porch. I Groomed Her And Made Her Brand New Babe Feeling So Fresh And Clean

    She had to have all her teeth removed, she had a giant sore on her leg and under her tail and she was a giant matted mess.

    lizabethlovescc Report

    #3

    My Sweet Girl Cheech Is 15 Years Old. After Her Haircuts, Everyone Always Thinks She’s A Puppy

    My Sweet Girl Cheech Is 15 Years Old. After Her Haircuts, Everyone Always Thinks She’s A Puppy

    darthliki Report

    To find out more about the art of dog grooming, Bored Panda reached out to Lindsey Patton, an Indiana-based professional pet groomer with 17 years of experience. Lindsey is also a member of the International Professional Groomers Inc. and the National Dog Groomer’s Association of America. She said her “commitment and passion for my job has allowed me to assemble a loyal and steadfast client base,” and you can see some of her recent dog transformations on her Instagram account.

    Lindsey explained that a good groom is always the result of the groomer and owner working as a team. “As a pet owner, acclimate and desensitize your dog (or cat!) to every possible scenario they might encounter during the grooming process.”Imagine that during the grooming session, “as professionals, our hands literally cover every square inch of your pet’s body… oftentimes more so than your veterinarian does during a routine health exam!”

    ADVERTISEMENT

    And according to Lindsey, it’s the owner’s responsibility to normalize these activities to your pet at home. In fact, “the more your pet is exposed to prior to visiting the grooming salon, the more comfortable and confident they will be in a proficient salon setting,” the expert groomer explained.

    #4

    That's A Different Dog

    That's A Different Dog

    ThatMumboJumbo Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Kubo's shaggy self. But, it was probably getting hot and unruly for him.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #5

    We Rescued A Maltese From A Puppy Mill In Georgia That Got Busted With Over 700 Dogs This Weekend. After 3 Hours Of Cutting Matted Hair And Bathing, Here Is Luna’s Before And After

    We Rescued A Maltese From A Puppy Mill In Georgia That Got Busted With Over 700 Dogs This Weekend. After 3 Hours Of Cutting Matted Hair And Bathing, Here Is Luna’s Before And After

    stufoonoob Report

    #6

    New Haircut, Same Smile

    New Haircut, Same Smile

    MasterZPD Report

    When it comes to dramatic pet transformations, Lindsey said that in some of the most dramatic cases she’s dealt with in her career, some dogs and cats have truly looked unrecognizable.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    In cases when “the extensive matting requires them to be 'stripped' down with a very close clipper blade to safely & humanely remove a badly felted coat, we are just as shocked as the owner when we fully reveal the end result.”

    However, Lindsey assured owners that “never should a professional groomer put an animal through torturous hours of de-matting just to appease a demanding human customer... Or, worse yet, for monetary gain by charging additional fees for de-matting services.”

    #8

    My Friend Had To Triple Check With The Groomer To Make Sure He Was Bringing Home The Right Dog

    My Friend Had To Triple Check With The Groomer To Make Sure He Was Bringing Home The Right Dog

    pethcir Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    It's 32°C Degrees (90°F) Outside, So My Dog, One-Eyed Snuggles, Needed A Groomer

    It's 32°C Degrees (90°F) Outside, So My Dog, One-Eyed Snuggles, Needed A Groomer

    Kushaja Report

    ADVERTISEMENT

    On other occasions, owners may be stunned not only because of an extreme case of matting, but also because of a misunderstanding of the owner’s instructions for a hairstyle. It can indeed result in “a total alteration of breed character.”

    “For example, certain breeds known for their distinct traits—such as a Schnauzer's eyebrows and beard or a Poodle's trademark topknot and tail pom—look starkly different when these characteristics are taken away.”

    Having said that, Lindsey said that pet owners must be willing to accept the fact that it’s not the hairdo that makes their dog who he is. “Whether their pet is meticulously coiffed or shaved down to his birthday suit, he is still the same animal who casts no judgment and loves unconditionally,” the groomer concluded.

    #10

    My Puppy Otis Got His First Haircut. I'm Not Sure They Gave Me Back The Same Dog

    My Puppy Otis Got His First Haircut. I'm Not Sure They Gave Me Back The Same Dog

    alanblah Report

    #11

    Our 9-Year-Old Goldendoodle Got Her First Grooming Since Quarantine. Our Other Dog Barked At Her When She Came Home

    Our 9-Year-Old Goldendoodle Got Her First Grooming Since Quarantine. Our Other Dog Barked At Her When She Came Home

    reddit.com Report

    #12

    My Boy, Before And After Going To The Groomer. Went From Dirty Biker To Innocent Preacher's Kid

    My Boy, Before And After Going To The Groomer. Went From Dirty Biker To Innocent Preacher's Kid

    Dusty_237 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #13

    Life Lesson Learned. Be Very Specific When Explaining How You Want Your Dog Be Groomed. Dropped Off A Shihtzu, Picked Up A Llama

    Life Lesson Learned. Be Very Specific When Explaining How You Want Your Dog Be Groomed. Dropped Off A Shihtzu, Picked Up A Llama

    karlest98 Report

    #14

    Fired My Groomer Today

    Fired My Groomer Today

    curlyshea Report

    #15

    He Looked Like The Squirrel From Ice Age

    He Looked Like The Squirrel From Ice Age

    lorrainezba Report

    #16

    Took Doggo To A Groomer. Got A Different Doggo Back

    Took Doggo To A Groomer. Got A Different Doggo Back

    Pacman327 Report

    #17

    My Pupper After I Adopted Him, And After I Had Him Groomed

    My Pupper After I Adopted Him, And After I Had Him Groomed

    Marilius Report

    #18

    Oliver, Our 8-Month-Old English Sheepdog (Bobtail) Shed His Puppy Coat At The Groomers. I Didn't Recognize Him At First

    Oliver, Our 8-Month-Old English Sheepdog (Bobtail) Shed His Puppy Coat At The Groomers. I Didn't Recognize Him At First

    BootStiefel Report

    #19

    My Good Boy Got His Summer Haircut

    My Good Boy Got His Summer Haircut

    proveiwashere Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of haircut is bad for poms' fur., it grows back unevenly (or might not grow back at all) and doesn't look as good. Their fur is also a thermal insulator, so it keeps them warm in the winter and cold in the summer. Cutting it really short will cause them to overeat more easily and they might get sunburned. Don't do it unless absolutely necessary, like for a medical reason. There are other ways to help them cool down.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #20

    What A Difference A Haircut Can Make

    What A Difference A Haircut Can Make

    tonylamentola Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Mrs_ Possum
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaw that is sooo cute! Can I boop the little nose and take him/her home?? 😄

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Raggamuffin To Stud Muffin. Quite The Transformation At The Groomer Today

    Raggamuffin To Stud Muffin. Quite The Transformation At The Groomer Today

    anne737 Report

    #25

    What A Difference A Haircut Makes. Latest Fosters 13-Year-Old Vileda And 10-Year-Old Swiffer

    What A Difference A Haircut Makes. Latest Fosters 13-Year-Old Vileda And 10-Year-Old Swiffer

    FamousAmosAB Report

    #26

    From Puppy To Dog In One Haircut

    From Puppy To Dog In One Haircut

    wedgered2 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #29

    Willie Had His First Haircut Today. I Think I Brought Home The Wrong Puppy

    Willie Had His First Haircut Today. I Think I Brought Home The Wrong Puppy

    Holbrookk42 Report

    #30

    To The Guy Whose Dog Got A Haircut, I Present My Dog

    To The Guy Whose Dog Got A Haircut, I Present My Dog

    astrowoman Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like both versions, but the first one reminds me of a happy, tree-hugging hippy.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #32

    Bagby

    Bagby

    mandy.scissorhands Report

    #33

    From Chicken Nugget To Barbie's Dog

    From Chicken Nugget To Barbie's Dog

    Simply_GorJASZ Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is a real groomer's work! Excellent performed! (I also like the natural look.)

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #34

    Before And After Grooming. Did We Bring Home The Wrong Dog

    Before And After Grooming. Did We Bring Home The Wrong Dog

    Cup-of-Karma Report

    #35

    We Got A Puppy. His Name Is Picasso. He Got His First Haircut Today. He’s 3 Months Old

    We Got A Puppy. His Name Is Picasso. He Got His First Haircut Today. He’s 3 Months Old

    TheTwistedBarb Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Just Sam
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have left his hair to grow in, he was stunning before. Just trim his hair around his eyes.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #36

    Still Not Convinced The Groomer Gave Us The Right Doggo

    Still Not Convinced The Groomer Gave Us The Right Doggo

    Karl_42 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #37

    Our Puppy Got A Haircut (She Had Matts) My Fiance Isn't A Fan. What Do You Think?

    Our Puppy Got A Haircut (She Had Matts) My Fiance Isn't A Fan. What Do You Think?

    Ashleighjanet Report

    #38

    I Literally Took My Baby To Go Get Groomed Because His Hair Was Getting Longer And Look I'm Crying

    I Literally Took My Baby To Go Get Groomed Because His Hair Was Getting Longer And Look I'm Crying

    sexyfaace Report

    #39

    Took Him To A New Groomer

    Took Him To A New Groomer

    a215girl Report

    #40

    I Think The Groomer Gave Me Back The Wrong Dog

    I Think The Groomer Gave Me Back The Wrong Dog

    Elafacwen Report

    Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium
    Unlimited content
    Ad-free browsing
    Dark mode
    #41

    It Was This Little Girl’s First Time Being Groomed And She Was An Absolute Angel

    It Was This Little Girl’s First Time Being Groomed And She Was An Absolute Angel

    mmmmbakedbean Report

    #42

    Gave My Ten-Year-Old Boy A Haircut And Now He Looks Like A Puppy Again

    Gave My Ten-Year-Old Boy A Haircut And Now He Looks Like A Puppy Again

    chameleonkit Report

    #43

    Took My Dog For A Haircut And I Think They Gave Me A Different One Back

    Took My Dog For A Haircut And I Think They Gave Me A Different One Back

    Copper_Nuts Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #45

    My Dogs Had A Run In With A Bad Groomer

    My Dogs Had A Run In With A Bad Groomer

    katier9878 Report

    #46

    Gave Our Puppy His First Real Haircut. Wasn't Sure If We Brought Home The Right Dog Or Not

    Gave Our Puppy His First Real Haircut. Wasn't Sure If We Brought Home The Right Dog Or Not

    Outtie_5000 Report

    #47

    Senior Doggo Teddy That We Rescued From Animal Control. He Went To The Groomers Today And Looks Totally Different

    Senior Doggo Teddy That We Rescued From Animal Control. He Went To The Groomers Today And Looks Totally Different

    destini1992 Report

    #48

    My Dog, Thor Got A Haircut For The Summer Heat. Looks Like A Totally Different Dog

    My Dog, Thor Got A Haircut For The Summer Heat. Looks Like A Totally Different Dog

    dancingthemamba Report

    #49

    Our Pup Got A Haircut And We Are Still Doubting Ourselves If I Picked Up The Right Dog

    Our Pup Got A Haircut And We Are Still Doubting Ourselves If I Picked Up The Right Dog

    hwyunshan Report

    #50

    Derpy Dog Needed A Haircut, So I Gave Him One

    Derpy Dog Needed A Haircut, So I Gave Him One

    hitomimay Report

    #51

    My BF's Dog’s Transformation. It Was Drastic. I Had No Idea Who He Was When I Got Home. His Hair After About A Month And A Half Since Grooming Looks Good

    My BF's Dog’s Transformation. It Was Drastic. I Had No Idea Who He Was When I Got Home. His Hair After About A Month And A Half Since Grooming Looks Good

    I was mad at first but realized now he can’t go back to looking homeless like that again

    LacheChanice Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Yeet Yeet
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is adorable no need to be upset about the transformation I want him so bad

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #53

    Tell Them Puppy Face! This Was My Puppy’s First Haircut And I Had No Idea What To Expect. Puppy Face Or Teddy Bear Cut

    Tell Them Puppy Face! This Was My Puppy’s First Haircut And I Had No Idea What To Expect. Puppy Face Or Teddy Bear Cut

    TysonKnockOut_ Report

    #54

    I Took My Puppy To Get Groomed This Morning. I Hope I Brought Back The Right Dog

    I Took My Puppy To Get Groomed This Morning. I Hope I Brought Back The Right Dog

    thedinnerdate Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Nikki Bastian
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No mistaking this guy's face, he's very distinguished with his beard!

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #55

    Is This The Same Dog?

    Is This The Same Dog?

    aimjad Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #56

    My 13-Year-Old Dog Archie Before And After Having Visited The Groomer (He Hasn't Been Since October). He's Practically A New Dog

    My 13-Year-Old Dog Archie Before And After Having Visited The Groomer (He Hasn't Been Since October). He's Practically A New Dog

    Daphne666 Report

    #57

    Andy Before And After A Trip To The Groomer. I Don’t Think I’ll Be Getting Him Trimmed Quite So Short Next Time. I Can’t Get Over How Different He Looks

    Andy Before And After A Trip To The Groomer. I Don’t Think I’ll Be Getting Him Trimmed Quite So Short Next Time. I Can’t Get Over How Different He Looks

    andycanemama Report

    #58

    I Rather Keep Him Fluffy. They Cut His Fur Every Time

    I Rather Keep Him Fluffy. They Cut His Fur Every Time

    MercedesMarynia Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #59

    When Your Dog Goes Into The Groomer As Appa And Returns As Falkor

    When Your Dog Goes Into The Groomer As Appa And Returns As Falkor

    THEsolid85 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than the one with the show cut further up. Looks like a dog that can actually BE a dog. Although admittedly for mine being a dog consists mainly of sleeping.

    #60

    My Diamond Always Looks Like That After The Cut Her

    My Diamond Always Looks Like That After The Cut Her

    NikiMemphis92 Report

    #61

    My Pupper Always Looks Like A Completely Different Doggo After Her Haircuts

    My Pupper Always Looks Like A Completely Different Doggo After Her Haircuts

    wetz1091 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #63

    Finally Got An Appointment With The Groomer And Now Bob Has Been Dechonked

    Finally Got An Appointment With The Groomer And Now Bob Has Been Dechonked

    pege45 Report

    #64

    Puppy's First Haircut. She Transformed Into A Whole New Dog

    Puppy's First Haircut. She Transformed Into A Whole New Dog

    I_Want_an_Elio Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #65

    I Had To Cut His Hair. He Looks Like A Whole Different Dog

    I Had To Cut His Hair. He Looks Like A Whole Different Dog

    IronbutterflyGaming Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #66

    He Looks Like A Pokemon

    He Looks Like A Pokemon

    DJUhhhHuh Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love good ear-puffs (on dogs)...it's the softest fur on any dog.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #67

    Billy Came Home From The Groomers A Completely Different Doggy

    Billy Came Home From The Groomers A Completely Different Doggy

    jeremyrennersucks Report

    #68

    Wesley Is Looking Dapper After His Man-Glam Makeover With Talia

    Wesley Is Looking Dapper After His Man-Glam Makeover With Talia

    misskittysdogresort Report

    #70

    I Gave Them One Dog, They Returned Another. I Had To Put A Shirt On Him Cause He Was Self Conscious

    I Gave Them One Dog, They Returned Another. I Had To Put A Shirt On Him Cause He Was Self Conscious

    peddythywap Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Nikki Bastian
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he might have been cold... They took clippers to his insulation, remember.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #71

    I Think The Groomer Gave Me The Wrong Dog

    I Think The Groomer Gave Me The Wrong Dog

    Meowmix13 Report

    #72

    Princess

    Princess

    mandy.scissorhands Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the freaky shorn feet and toecaps? Just trim between the toes and clip the nails.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #74

    Is It The Same Dog?

    Is It The Same Dog?

    __kiwis Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #75

    I Was Like I Took Jonathan Firulais And They Only Gave Me Back Firulais. I Wanted Him To Keep His Teddy Bear Cut And Just Be Reshaped. They Gave Me A Whole New Dog

    I Was Like I Took Jonathan Firulais And They Only Gave Me Back Firulais. I Wanted Him To Keep His Teddy Bear Cut And Just Be Reshaped. They Gave Me A Whole New Dog

    MendozaVane4 Report

    #76

    My Dog Got A Very Bad Haircut A Few Years Ago, We Never Took Her Back To Those Groomers Again. They Literally Shaved My Girl Bald

    My Dog Got A Very Bad Haircut A Few Years Ago, We Never Took Her Back To Those Groomers Again. They Literally Shaved My Girl Bald

    _allisonogun Report

    #77

    Before And After Going To A Very Bad Groomer

    Before And After Going To A Very Bad Groomer

    pineappleinflight Report

    #78

    Took Otis To The Groomer. Still Not Convinced I Picked Up The Right Dog

    Took Otis To The Groomer. Still Not Convinced I Picked Up The Right Dog

    The_Landlady Report

    #79

    This Is What Happens When You Can't Get A Groomer For Over 6 Months. Poor Guy And His Matting Left Them No Choice

    This Is What Happens When You Can't Get A Groomer For Over 6 Months. Poor Guy And His Matting Left Them No Choice

    kratbegone Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to let them go matted. You can brush or comb a dog, if needed.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #82

    I'm Pretty Sure The Groomer Gave Me Back The Wrong Dog

    I'm Pretty Sure The Groomer Gave Me Back The Wrong Dog

    Rleveille Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #84

    Our 5 Month Old Puppy Jason Got His First Haircut

    Our 5 Month Old Puppy Jason Got His First Haircut

    captrehtaeh Report

    #85

    They Definitely Played With My Baby. They Made Her Look Like A Little Boy, They Could Have At Least Give Her A Bow, But They Sent Her Back With A Lil Bandanna

    They Definitely Played With My Baby. They Made Her Look Like A Little Boy, They Could Have At Least Give Her A Bow, But They Sent Her Back With A Lil Bandanna

    I nearly cried when my mom brought her back home

    vi_xii_mmiii Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bow? You want a bow on your dog? Poor animals being treated like an accessory. If you even wonder why many dogs are little yeppy ankle biters, it's their owners people.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda