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Husband Loves Making Himself As Flatulent As Possible, Ends Up A Divorcee After Wife Snaps
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Husband Loves Making Himself As Flatulent As Possible, Ends Up A Divorcee After Wife Snaps

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We all have our pet peeves – whether it’s leaving the toilet seat up or people who chew loudly. For some, it may even be a loud snorer or a messy partner, but for one Reddit user, it was something much more… explosive. Imagine living in a horror movie where the villain isn’t some sort of a masked figure but your own spouse and their … toxic farts. Yep, you read that right. One woman’s battle with her husband’s extreme flatulence led her to the ultimate decision: divorce.

Heather, the original poster, shared her unbelievable story online, and it quickly sparked a whole debate, for reasons that will soon become very clear.

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Wife divorces husband because he doesn’t want to stop farting, making her extremely sick all the time because of the rancid smell

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The fart-obsessed man loves the smell of his toxic farts, says it gives him a lot of pleasure, causing wife and daughter to hide in their bedroom

The story began unlike other love stories: girl meets boy, girl loses sense of smell due to Covid, and marries boy without realizing his smelly secret. Yep, Heather couldn’t smell a thing during their relationship but, once her sense of smell returned, she discovered her husband was pretty much a bomb factory.

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After they got married, the husband’s nightly snacks turned their home into a war zone. Can you imagine chowing down a whole pizza loaded with fried cheese at 11 PM plus an entire bag of greasy chips, 27 pieces of taffy, and multiple glasses of milk? The result? Farts that could peel paint off the walls and make grown men weep.

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The woman met her husband when she was recovering from Covid and couldn’t smell anything throughout their relationship

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“These farts are almost alive with a mind of their own, and they are terrifying”: the wife shared her story online, saying that her life has become a horror movie

At first, Heather thought it was just the occasional bad fart, but it soon became clear these were no ordinary farts. These were farts from the deepest, darkest corners of the underworld or, as she would describe them, “these farts are almost alive with a mind of their own, and they are terrifying”. The first time one hit her, she instantly got sick. Yes, it was that bad.

Heather became so desperate, she tried everything: cooking healthy food, suggesting healthier snacks, buying probiotics, and even seeking medical help for her husband. But he was not having any of it. Why? Because he enjoyed the “vibrational feeling” his farts gave him. You really can’t make this stuff up.

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Heather’s life became a living nightmare. She stopped sleeping in the same bedroom as her husband and instead bunked with her daughter and stuffed towels under doors to block the toxic fumes. But the husband even snuck into the daughter’s room to let one rip, just to make her sick. Heather very quickly became dependent on her prescription nausea meds, which became her nightly routine.

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The final straw was when he chose his love for farts over her. Yes, he literally said he preferred the feel and smell of his farts to his marriage. This wasn’t just about stinky gas, it was about a complete disregard for her wellbeing, which led Heather to get a divorce.

Dealing with a partner who refuses to change can be incredibly challenging and can create significant conflict in a relationship. When a partner is unwilling to address their behavior or seek help, it can lead to persistent problems that remain unresolved. According to experts, “if your partner won’t change, isn’t willing to work on improving your relationship, or won’t seek help, you may be on the path to a breakup or divorce. There are no easy answers when your partner can see no reason for a change”.

After many failed attempts to improve the situation and the husband’s refusal to change, the woman finally had enough and separated from her husband

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Even after the separation, the ex continued to contact the woman, calling her names and saying he wishes he never met her

After many failed attempts to improve the situation and his outright refusal to change, Heather finally had enough. But, even after separating from the fart-bomber, things didn’t get that much better for Heather, who posted her update in a TikTok video. She recorded a call between the two of them where her ex called her ugly and expressed regret for ever meeting her. This only made her even more sure about the fact that she had made the right choice by getting a divorce.

Because many netizens accused her of lying, Heather decided to prove once and for all that she is, in fact, telling the truth and that, although it seems fabricated, this is her real life. She reinforced the veracity of her story by linking an old video, that quickly went viral, in which her ex tried to trap her and their daughter in a tent with his toxic emissions. Except it wasn’t their daughter, it was Heather’s mom. Horrifying, to say the least.

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To find out more about Heather’s situation and her relationship with her ex now, Bored Panda reached out to her for some comments. She told us that she and her 6-year-old daughter moved out of the house in April, after being married for just over 2 months. “My friends and family were relieved that I left. The wild part was that his family seemed to have villainized me in their minds and seemed relieved too,” Heather explained.

“It was a really bad situation for more than just the farts, but we are now civil toward each other and hope the best for each other. I let him know that his farts had gone viral this weekend, and at first, he was in shock but then he started laughing. What I did not expect was him feeling remorseful for it after reading the comments, saying he didn’t see my perspective and had only seen them as ‘funny.’ He seemed sincerely apologetic after reading people’s comments,” Heather mentioned.

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When asked if her husband had ever embarrassed her in public with his farts, Heather told us that “one time he farted at my parents’ house, and it leaked from the bedroom to the hallway and it didn’t go away for like an hour. My mom couldn’t use the hallway.”

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We asked Heather if the issue she described in her story was the only reason she decided to separate from her ex. She explained that “the farting was a MAJOR issue in the whirlwind marriage, but it signaled way deeper incompatibility. That was ultimately why we split – we were incompatible on almost everything. But not even sleeping in my own bedroom? Come on. I was in tears begging him to eat better to let me sleep with him again and he said no. I was so so so desperate for him to just stop eating chaotically to let me sleep comfy again. The night he snuck into my daughter’s room and farted, I bawled my eyes out. It was so personal, and I was in such a dark place,” Heather recalls.

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Heather shared her story not looking for sympathy but to show the absurdity of her situation and how sometimes, life really is stranger than fiction. Her story showcases the importance of choosing your partner wisely and getting to know them well before deciding to tie the knot.

Surprisingly, the partners we choose can significantly influence our health in different ways, both for better and for worse. Researchers have found that couples can influence each other’s microbiome, with shared environments leading to similar bacteria on their skin. More importantly, a partner’s behavior and habits can deeply impact physical and mental health. Positive habits, like regular exercise and healthy eating, can be contagious, boosting both partners’ well-being. Conversely, negative behaviors, such as unhealthy eating or lack of exercise, can drag both partners down.

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Netizens are shocked by this story, with some arguing that the man is knowingly harming his wife and daughter

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Denis Krotovas

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I am a Visual Editor at Bored Panda. While studying at Vilnius Tech University, I learned how to use Photoshop and decided to continue mastering it at Bored Panda. I am interested in learning UI/UX design and creating unique designs for apps, games and websites. On my spare time, I enjoy playing video and board games, watching TV shows and movies and reading funny posts on the internet.

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Jeremy James
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he enjoys the prostate stimulation, he should get a vibrating butt-plug and leave his family in peace. Forcing others to participate in your kink is never okay.

P Peitsch
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My very first thought. If he isn't about the food taste, just the farting effects causing by it, anyone can have many other options. Like, buying some specific prostata-enticing butt-plug, going for escorts who are doing this without sex (if he wants human contact), or, if his wife, is his love-of-his-life (doubt it), trying to stir up their sexual life .... But I think, this guy it's just a disgusting being, who should have been never procreate.

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notlikeyou1971
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would dump him too and with a clear conscience at that. He's inconsiderate and selfish and takes great pleasure in tormenting you and your daughter. He takes pleasure in making you sick and has driven you out of the bedroom and away from him deliberately. You've tried communicating how much it bothers you and that it has gotten to the point that you had to seek medical care and are on prescription medicine for this. He's putting your health both physical and mental in jeopardy and doesn't care about that. It's almost abusive if you ask me. He's disgusting. Id either kick him out and tell him to go live in a sewer so he can stink it up,or take your stuff, daughter and move out and dump him. You definitely deserve someone who cares about you, your health and is considerate. Barf!!!

Lyoness
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd change "almost" abusive to "absolutely". What a manipulative, narcissistic creep.

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Hphizzle
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d say it’s akin to a seggs* addiction. The fact that he’s willing to die on that hill means he will put his literal pleasure before his relationships. The fact that he feels the need to purposely make his wife sick puts it at abuse level. He doesn’t love her, she needs to leave.

Giraffy Window
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know how she thinks anyone could read this and believe she's shallow?

TheGoodBoi
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow lmao. Choosing the "vibration" above everything else? Run away! Run far away!

Janice
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the smell OP described. My brother, in college, was known for clearing out a bar with his gassy a*s. He still thinks its funny as he'll and he's trudging 70. It is absolutely disgusting and the stench lingers. When he visited me for 3 days, he farted while sitting on my couch, the same couch that I would sometimes sleep on - it took me a week and a lot of Febreeze. It isn't the stench (well, it is) but the complete lack of respect he shows to his wife and daughter, and it isn't possible for this to be the way he shows his contempt for them. The moment he went into his daughter's room, when he knew they were trying to sleep, that is the moment the marriage was undeniably dead.

SheamusFanFrom1987
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone with that kind of sick sense of amusement should be gassed pronto! I know how terrible stink farts can be, I had something similar for a while but a change in diet pretty much cured it. OP's husband sounds like an immature stinker that gets his poots off making her and their daughter nauseous. Bleargh!!!

LakotaWolf (she/her)
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously! This is reminding me of the teenage boys who were my friends in middle school - but those were TEENAGERS and we ALL thought farting was funny, even me! I fart plenty now as an adult (we ALL fart, of course) but only a literal teenage-brained wankstain whose mind stopped maturing at age 13 would do this kind of thing as an adult - to his own WIFE.

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Rebel Peewee
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aside from like infamous international headline torture-murder cases, this is the sickest individual i have ever heard of. Idk if your average therapist could put a dent in whatever is going in there, and I feel nauseous looking at his face.

Nils Skirnir
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Husband is an abusive and severely mentally ill person. It is good she’s escaping

Traveling Lady Railfan
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did I read? Dudes got a super--stinky fart fetish; wife to be didn't know as she was suffering from post covid nose blindness. Now she's heaving and he's reveling in his orgasmic toots. I think I've had enough internet for today.

Victoria
Community Member
4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kinda get this Guy. I had a colonoscopy where they had to resedate me as they had to take extra time to get all the polyps. But they inflated my colon so much that I was farting like a banshee for a good long time in the recovery room. But unlike this dude, it was all just nitrogen gas so it wasn't smelly. But I gotta say, that flapping I could do with all that gas was something really enjoyable. But this guy wants to subject others to his smelly farts and that's just psychotic.

George D
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My gut biome was out of whack from eating poorly at lunch away from the office. We would do the usual American large meals with sweet tea and then some dessert. Your body can only take so much of that and soon your flatulence takes a turn because you've been building up the bad bacteria and starving the good. Result, really smelly farts and stools. When you are taken aback by your own discharge you know it's serious. Started eating healthy like a fiend and before long almost odorless flatulence and stools. This guy could fix alot of this by simply doing that. Since he won't, leave this turd.

DC
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is like he is masturbating, just with a different emission, all the time. A sickening emission, purposefully placed where it causes the most mispleasure possible. I wouldn't resist the urge to apply physical violence here. I know I could not, but as that's so unlikely, see no upcoming issue...

A S Mora
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This story almost ruined fart humor for me. This story is anything BUT funny, and I hope that woman has a happier life without that monster.

JayWantsACat
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know being with someone means a lot of mystery and whatnot just vanishes because familiarity, kids, etc. But even still I'm not someone that would confortably fart out loud in the same room as my s/o. I think I'd always leave the room, just out of courtesy. I don't even burp out loud in front of my friends. I think it's rude and uncouth and it think it's wild people do this in public with strangers around. So I'm completely on the side of OP.

Livingwithcfs
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a serious mental health issue, he's psychologically abusing his family and eating like that is not ok. As for the stimulation get him a vibrator or something, but there are much more serious things going on

Melissa anderson
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like this guy never matured past the age of 10 years old. Best to dump him and find a mature man instead of being with this little boy.

DrBronxx
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talk about getting too comfortable and letting go after getting married....

Beachbum
Community Member
3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good lord I hope this is made up, that man sounds so nasty!

AMaureen Dance
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband's flatuence is fairly normal, but he is a smoker. What he doesn't do is blow it in my face, or force me to spend my days pushing through a tobacco fog. He keeps it to his room, or even goes outside when possible. This guy is just BS ing. It's not about how it 'feels' He likes to torture OP and anybody else who happens to be nearby.

Sagegreen
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On Reddit, she listed herself as an ex anti-vaxxer. I wonder if she was one of those that never got the shot, so she got COVID, lost her sense of smell and married this guy? lol

M Calad
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend who had a boyfriend (now ex) who used to fart such horribly smelly farts. People who had the displeasure to smell them said that it was the worst smell ever, like a combination of dead body, rotten eggs and sewage water. Her bother even puked once due to the smell. This dude didn't fart intentionally though, it just happened. And after pooping the toilet kept smelling like that for hours. My friend explained that the horribly smelly farts/poop was due to d**g and alcohol abuse... No idea if it was true.

Craig Reynolds
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feed him a huge serving of baked beans and boiled cabbage then lock him a vehicle on a hot day and tack weld the doors shut after removing the battery.

Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This screams fake. Not because of any of the "facts" in the story, but the way its told, the choices made and the timeline. I dont believe it.

Uncle Schmickle
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He has mental and physical issues and as someone else said, he'll put himself in an early grave. But the main issue is narcissism and control. Get out quickly.

P M B
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is all about respect and maturity. Your husband is a man-child who has little to no respect for a woman. And, yes, as someone else stated he is abusive. He needs heavy duty therapy; but since that will never happen, leave.

weatherwitch
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's an absolute k******d who needs a sex toy to create the same feeling, statins to help with the extreme cholesterol he must HAVE and a psychiatrist because WTF? I'm so glad that she's out. He had No respect for her, their family, their health or finances. Arsehole literally 🤢

Ephemera Image
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That man is just being vicious to his wife and daughter. There is no other explanation. There is no excuse.

Jaime Borris
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my son is non-verbal autistic. he comes over smiles farts then runs away laughing- he is 6.... an adult should be at the very least polite an remove themselves from the room if they know its going to be bad. honestly i would have left him the minute he refused to help himself be less deadly and i would have beaten him bloody and kicked him out after the sneaking into kids room to fart. i am not a violent person but i would be if the occasion called for it and this called for it

Debra Robinson
Community Member
4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PURE EVIL...WHAT A ROTTEN ASSHÓLE(YEAH, I KNOW)IMMATURE PILE OF ABSOLUTE SHÌT!!! TOTAL ACTUAL TOXIC MONSTER!!!!

Don Adams
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Horrifying story, but quite well written. Before the movie is made, she should write the horror book. I cringed at the overall story, but laughed out loud at the way she described things.

DarkViolet
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What OP had to endure was not just about the antics of an overgrown frat boy; this was abuse. Emotional, psychological, physical abuse. (He went into his DAUGHTER'S room to let loose with his chemical warfare, in order to get a reaction! ) Knowingly creating flatulence, or any other disturbing event, at the extreme discomfort of others isn't a prank; it's bullying. If the jerk lived alone, most likely he wouldn't be doing that. After all, what's the point when there's no audience? OP is making the right move in divorcing him; he doesn't deserve to have a family. And I pray that he doesn't even get visitation rights.

Natasha Clark
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crazy how desperation backfires on so many who truly are willing to be with anyone to avoid "loneliness". 🤭

Jeremy James
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he enjoys the prostate stimulation, he should get a vibrating butt-plug and leave his family in peace. Forcing others to participate in your kink is never okay.

P Peitsch
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My very first thought. If he isn't about the food taste, just the farting effects causing by it, anyone can have many other options. Like, buying some specific prostata-enticing butt-plug, going for escorts who are doing this without sex (if he wants human contact), or, if his wife, is his love-of-his-life (doubt it), trying to stir up their sexual life .... But I think, this guy it's just a disgusting being, who should have been never procreate.

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notlikeyou1971
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would dump him too and with a clear conscience at that. He's inconsiderate and selfish and takes great pleasure in tormenting you and your daughter. He takes pleasure in making you sick and has driven you out of the bedroom and away from him deliberately. You've tried communicating how much it bothers you and that it has gotten to the point that you had to seek medical care and are on prescription medicine for this. He's putting your health both physical and mental in jeopardy and doesn't care about that. It's almost abusive if you ask me. He's disgusting. Id either kick him out and tell him to go live in a sewer so he can stink it up,or take your stuff, daughter and move out and dump him. You definitely deserve someone who cares about you, your health and is considerate. Barf!!!

Lyoness
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd change "almost" abusive to "absolutely". What a manipulative, narcissistic creep.

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Hphizzle
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d say it’s akin to a seggs* addiction. The fact that he’s willing to die on that hill means he will put his literal pleasure before his relationships. The fact that he feels the need to purposely make his wife sick puts it at abuse level. He doesn’t love her, she needs to leave.

Giraffy Window
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know how she thinks anyone could read this and believe she's shallow?

TheGoodBoi
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow lmao. Choosing the "vibration" above everything else? Run away! Run far away!

Janice
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the smell OP described. My brother, in college, was known for clearing out a bar with his gassy a*s. He still thinks its funny as he'll and he's trudging 70. It is absolutely disgusting and the stench lingers. When he visited me for 3 days, he farted while sitting on my couch, the same couch that I would sometimes sleep on - it took me a week and a lot of Febreeze. It isn't the stench (well, it is) but the complete lack of respect he shows to his wife and daughter, and it isn't possible for this to be the way he shows his contempt for them. The moment he went into his daughter's room, when he knew they were trying to sleep, that is the moment the marriage was undeniably dead.

SheamusFanFrom1987
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone with that kind of sick sense of amusement should be gassed pronto! I know how terrible stink farts can be, I had something similar for a while but a change in diet pretty much cured it. OP's husband sounds like an immature stinker that gets his poots off making her and their daughter nauseous. Bleargh!!!

LakotaWolf (she/her)
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously! This is reminding me of the teenage boys who were my friends in middle school - but those were TEENAGERS and we ALL thought farting was funny, even me! I fart plenty now as an adult (we ALL fart, of course) but only a literal teenage-brained wankstain whose mind stopped maturing at age 13 would do this kind of thing as an adult - to his own WIFE.

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Rebel Peewee
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aside from like infamous international headline torture-murder cases, this is the sickest individual i have ever heard of. Idk if your average therapist could put a dent in whatever is going in there, and I feel nauseous looking at his face.

Nils Skirnir
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Husband is an abusive and severely mentally ill person. It is good she’s escaping

Traveling Lady Railfan
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did I read? Dudes got a super--stinky fart fetish; wife to be didn't know as she was suffering from post covid nose blindness. Now she's heaving and he's reveling in his orgasmic toots. I think I've had enough internet for today.

Victoria
Community Member
4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kinda get this Guy. I had a colonoscopy where they had to resedate me as they had to take extra time to get all the polyps. But they inflated my colon so much that I was farting like a banshee for a good long time in the recovery room. But unlike this dude, it was all just nitrogen gas so it wasn't smelly. But I gotta say, that flapping I could do with all that gas was something really enjoyable. But this guy wants to subject others to his smelly farts and that's just psychotic.

George D
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My gut biome was out of whack from eating poorly at lunch away from the office. We would do the usual American large meals with sweet tea and then some dessert. Your body can only take so much of that and soon your flatulence takes a turn because you've been building up the bad bacteria and starving the good. Result, really smelly farts and stools. When you are taken aback by your own discharge you know it's serious. Started eating healthy like a fiend and before long almost odorless flatulence and stools. This guy could fix alot of this by simply doing that. Since he won't, leave this turd.

DC
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is like he is masturbating, just with a different emission, all the time. A sickening emission, purposefully placed where it causes the most mispleasure possible. I wouldn't resist the urge to apply physical violence here. I know I could not, but as that's so unlikely, see no upcoming issue...

A S Mora
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This story almost ruined fart humor for me. This story is anything BUT funny, and I hope that woman has a happier life without that monster.

JayWantsACat
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know being with someone means a lot of mystery and whatnot just vanishes because familiarity, kids, etc. But even still I'm not someone that would confortably fart out loud in the same room as my s/o. I think I'd always leave the room, just out of courtesy. I don't even burp out loud in front of my friends. I think it's rude and uncouth and it think it's wild people do this in public with strangers around. So I'm completely on the side of OP.

Livingwithcfs
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a serious mental health issue, he's psychologically abusing his family and eating like that is not ok. As for the stimulation get him a vibrator or something, but there are much more serious things going on

Melissa anderson
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like this guy never matured past the age of 10 years old. Best to dump him and find a mature man instead of being with this little boy.

DrBronxx
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talk about getting too comfortable and letting go after getting married....

Beachbum
Community Member
3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good lord I hope this is made up, that man sounds so nasty!

AMaureen Dance
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband's flatuence is fairly normal, but he is a smoker. What he doesn't do is blow it in my face, or force me to spend my days pushing through a tobacco fog. He keeps it to his room, or even goes outside when possible. This guy is just BS ing. It's not about how it 'feels' He likes to torture OP and anybody else who happens to be nearby.

Sagegreen
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On Reddit, she listed herself as an ex anti-vaxxer. I wonder if she was one of those that never got the shot, so she got COVID, lost her sense of smell and married this guy? lol

M Calad
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend who had a boyfriend (now ex) who used to fart such horribly smelly farts. People who had the displeasure to smell them said that it was the worst smell ever, like a combination of dead body, rotten eggs and sewage water. Her bother even puked once due to the smell. This dude didn't fart intentionally though, it just happened. And after pooping the toilet kept smelling like that for hours. My friend explained that the horribly smelly farts/poop was due to d**g and alcohol abuse... No idea if it was true.

Craig Reynolds
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feed him a huge serving of baked beans and boiled cabbage then lock him a vehicle on a hot day and tack weld the doors shut after removing the battery.

Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This screams fake. Not because of any of the "facts" in the story, but the way its told, the choices made and the timeline. I dont believe it.

Uncle Schmickle
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He has mental and physical issues and as someone else said, he'll put himself in an early grave. But the main issue is narcissism and control. Get out quickly.

P M B
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is all about respect and maturity. Your husband is a man-child who has little to no respect for a woman. And, yes, as someone else stated he is abusive. He needs heavy duty therapy; but since that will never happen, leave.

weatherwitch
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's an absolute k******d who needs a sex toy to create the same feeling, statins to help with the extreme cholesterol he must HAVE and a psychiatrist because WTF? I'm so glad that she's out. He had No respect for her, their family, their health or finances. Arsehole literally 🤢

Ephemera Image
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That man is just being vicious to his wife and daughter. There is no other explanation. There is no excuse.

Jaime Borris
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my son is non-verbal autistic. he comes over smiles farts then runs away laughing- he is 6.... an adult should be at the very least polite an remove themselves from the room if they know its going to be bad. honestly i would have left him the minute he refused to help himself be less deadly and i would have beaten him bloody and kicked him out after the sneaking into kids room to fart. i am not a violent person but i would be if the occasion called for it and this called for it

Debra Robinson
Community Member
4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PURE EVIL...WHAT A ROTTEN ASSHÓLE(YEAH, I KNOW)IMMATURE PILE OF ABSOLUTE SHÌT!!! TOTAL ACTUAL TOXIC MONSTER!!!!

Don Adams
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Horrifying story, but quite well written. Before the movie is made, she should write the horror book. I cringed at the overall story, but laughed out loud at the way she described things.

DarkViolet
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What OP had to endure was not just about the antics of an overgrown frat boy; this was abuse. Emotional, psychological, physical abuse. (He went into his DAUGHTER'S room to let loose with his chemical warfare, in order to get a reaction! ) Knowingly creating flatulence, or any other disturbing event, at the extreme discomfort of others isn't a prank; it's bullying. If the jerk lived alone, most likely he wouldn't be doing that. After all, what's the point when there's no audience? OP is making the right move in divorcing him; he doesn't deserve to have a family. And I pray that he doesn't even get visitation rights.

Natasha Clark
Community Member
4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crazy how desperation backfires on so many who truly are willing to be with anyone to avoid "loneliness". 🤭

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