50 Seriously Disturbing Notes People Found Left For Them

"Please park in your old spot by the sidewalk so I can watch you come and go. I can't see you so well in this new spot, and all I have to keep me company is your photo."

For context, my cousin found these zip ties and some sort of tag on her car. The door handle and apartment door also had zip ties and a note on her apartment door.

The seller said it was in the attic of the house his mother had just purchased. The note was inside when they found it. It's only been a month, and they've had no problems yet.

For context, this man was a patron at my work and has been coming around for the past 4+ years to disturb my peace of mind and bring me small gifts. He was generally friendly and pleasant, but always gave me a gross feeling in my stomach that told me I should definitely keep our interactions brief and never give him any information about myself.
The last time I spoke to him, he insisted that I go out to lunch with him or call him on his phone. Putting my foot down, I told him I was not at all interested in ever doing something like that, but I thanked him for the gifts. His reaction was subtle, but it really made me change my tune because I could detect a certain callousness and animosity in his demeanor that stood out as a huge red flag to me.
Today, this note was taped to my car. I have no idea why he addressed me as "Garbo," but I have to assume it's a reference to Greta Garbo.
Hopefully, this is the end of him coming around, but of course I will be on guard for anything suspicious.

"Daddy, I really do believe with all my heart and soul that you are God. Please forgive me today and make my life better today."

Transcript:

"John,
I’m not mad at you. I am terrified by/of you. Once your hands do the reverse seal and your eyes go dark... I have to go fast. Last night, did you see these finger bruises on my wrists? neck? You hit my left side hip and knee with the door so hard it's purple. I can’t walk without limping. Thank you so much for the rides that helped so much. I’m sorry. I’m just scared. You really scare me. I have to protect myself."

"I saw (different names) arm hair up close on (different dates)."

Back in high school, I was in my class, and the classroom had one of those desks with a space underneath to store stuff. I reached inside, and this is what I found. A couple of months later, my friend found another one just like this on the floor, but it was for January.
We reported it to the school, and they took the second note. As far as I know, nothing ever came of it.

"This was found years ago. This is called the sleepeye if you see this. Do not go and see it."

"Human remains on the beach Naknek up river from copper SFDS. Snagged on the wood plank below the radio house, call the trooper now."

"To Lauren,
Don't frown; you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 
From your secret admirer."

"If I was invisible, I would haunt my parents. I would first start out with minor things, like pulling their covers at night or knocking dishes over. Then it would get worse. I would turn the lights on and off. I would whisper sinister things in their ear if they decided to move out; I'd stalk them."

"Rita was a fine matchmaker and had a low internal voice and impeccable eye focus on your delicious foot area. RIP."

The note was placed on my windshield while my car was parked in my building garage, which happens to be accessible to the public.
I’m reluctant to report this to the SF police because they are incompetent and their hands are tied behind their backs.
I’m worried that the threat will be acted upon in the near future.
What would you do if you were in my shoes?

"Can you really help to make this dream come true?
If you can participate, send a WhatsApp message to (name) so we can plan to meet. I'm ready.
Your neighbor, trapped in this reality."

Transcription:
"The highest order of the world, kingdom, universe, galaxies, nations, and planet land! It is ordered, commanded, and demanded! Immediately! Joanne Keefe, 7/19/66, "white horse" is a divine feminine goddess! She can manifest whatever she wants instantly! She has superhuman strength powers. Joanne Keefe is clairvoyant and telepathic. She has all benevolent supernatural superpowers and miracle infinity! She is an ascended master! She is at all times divinely protected! Joanne Keefe, 7/19/66, has a head full of shiny, luxurious, thick, long, strong, hydrated, colorful, gray-free head of beautiful stunning HAIR. It is divinely loved & protected!"