“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore

We all like to think we have exacting standards for our partners, but the fact is that love can overcome a lot of “issues.” Maturing is deciding what you can compromise on and what things really are deal breakers in the long run.

Someone asked “What disgusting habit have you learned to overlook in a spouse?” and people shared their best examples. So get comfortable as you read through, prepare to perhaps recognize a few behaviors, upvote your least favorite examples and be sure to comment your own thoughts below.

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Some people look peaceful when they sleep, my spouse looks like she needs an ambulance. Just limbs and hair everywhere, contorted positions like she fell off the roof, drool, and as much as she denies it, snoring. It’s fine I really don’t care. I just think she sleeps funny. .

lk05321 , Mikhail Nilov / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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100points

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TheMagicalUnicorn 1 month ago

my other half is sexy diesel engine too, no matter how much he denies it :D

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore He's like living with a poltergeist. My cabinets are constantly left open.

SarahAB227 , Max Vakhtbovycn / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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96points

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bbfa 1 month ago

Never, ever pushes in a chair. Constantly stubbing my toes. But I just today had to say "Throw trash in the garbage, not AT the garbage" in the kitchen, so my nagging quota is used up for the week. Still love the little bugger. 42 years so far.

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore My husband is fine if the house is messy and cluttered. Or if the bathroom is nasty and have never been cleaned. I've been to his parents' hoarder house so Ive seen how he grew up in..their restroom is dirtier than a gas station restroom 🤢

I overlook it because he's willing to do the cooking.
So I'll clean.

LetThemEatVeganCake:
As a child of hoarders, thank you for dealing with him. He appreciates it more than he can probably describe! I know for me, the trigger of 'this is a mess and I need to clean' happens way after it happens for normal folks.

manimopo , Sander / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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81points

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Mimi M 1 month ago

If he grocery shops as well, I'd call it even.

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Inability to throw out something that is empty - cereal boxes, inhalers, water bottles, toiletries, etc. Doesn't matter. My favorite is going to grab cereal from the cabinet only to find out that it is completely empty and he had put the box back despite that.

Dogzillas_Mom:
My ex would leave like one potato chip in the bag. Or one slice of bread. Or two tablespoons of milk. I think he didn’t want to be scolded for taking the last of something. I’d bring the container to him. Just finish it! I said you could have it. Leaving me one goddamn chip pisses me off way more than if you just ate the whole bag.

misskittee , Sami Abdullah / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

69points

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R.A. Haley 1 month ago

Well, technically, you're not out of chips. So leave the bag until he eats the last chip before you buy more. If he never eats it, never buy more. I'd be buying individual bags and hiding them. This kind of thing could devolve into incredible depths of pettiness.

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore My wife who is stunningly beautiful and way out of my league so I keep my mouth shut as much as I cam about it, clears her throat and nose just like John Candy in planes trains and automobiles. Its the most disgusting thing ive ever heard, my mother in law and aunt and uncles in law all do it too. Its so friggin bizarre and makes me gag upon hearing it. literal skin crawling stuff.

anon , Mojca J / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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66points

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Sue Denham 1 month ago

I think I'm married to her distant cousin.

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore His snoring. Dear god his snoring. I just go sleep in the guest room now when it starts.

TechnoMagi:
My fiancèe and I sleep in separate rooms thanks to her snoring. However even before that started we agreed to have our own separate bedrooms, so it wasn't a big deal to have to sleep separately. Having your own place just for yourself is important in a relationship, IMO.

SnarkyPickles , Kampus Production / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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64points

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Cooking Panda 1 month ago

He should get himself checked

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore To be married, you need to make peace with:

* hair on the sink

* Farts

* gross things in the trash can

* “Look at this and tell me if you think I should see a doctor.”.

anon , SHVETS production / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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57points

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JuiceBox J 1 month ago

I feel like this goes for most relationships, lol

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore He used to wash his face with apple cider vinegar every night before bed. It was like sleeping next to a pickle.

anon , Ron Lach / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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54points

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Val 1 month ago

I've never heard of this but it sounds strangely healthy?

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore In all our years together, he has never used a nailcutter. He bites off his toenails.

missmermaidgoat , João Jesus / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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52points

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Murph 1 month ago

Disgusted by the activity, impressed by the flexibility!

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#10

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Husband always manages to choose to shave the day I clean the bathroom.

Otherwise_Peach6785 , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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50points

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Justin Tyme 1 month ago

Teach him to rinse the sink. It takes a few seconds. I have shaved thousands of times and never imagined until just now that someday could make a mess doing it.

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#11

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Mine feeds the stove every time they cook.
Stirring the food? Whoops! Scooped some on the stove!

Boiling anything? Let’s turn it up all the way and walk away!

At any given time, 1/4 of dinner seems to be fed to the stove and then left there to crust over, rot, or start on fire the next time.

They never clean the stove either!

But I’m treated like gold. And get my coffee brought to me every morning, just how I like it. My dr appts are made for me. My gardening hobbies are indulged.
Overall it’s a fair tax to the stove gods.

I’ll clean it or the dog sitter will. If we don’t it will sit dirty for over a month until the dog sitter or I crack.

And who knows… maybe the stove is hungry!!

920Holla , RDNE Stock project / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

46points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 month ago

Your partner leaves messes on the stove for WEEKS until your DOG SITTER has to clean it? Cripes. A hope the dog sitter get paid extra when they have to do it.

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#12

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Wiping his face with curtains 😑.

Salty_allthetime , Ron Lach / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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46points

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Just Sayin 1 month ago

What is wrong with him!

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#13

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore My partner (doctor) wears used scrubs in the bed….

InternationalYear145 , RDNE Stock project / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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45points

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Amelia Jade 1 month ago

This is absolutely gross. As a medical assistant/phlebotomist there is no way. You come into contact with a lot of gross stuff, including bodily fluids. When I was working, I'd strip as soon as I got home and my scrubs went straight to the washing machine. I'm not about to lounge around my house in them, or sleep in my bed.

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#14

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore My husband is the most neurotic clean freak so there isn't much. Seriously, I think he's farted outside of the bathroom like 3 times in the last 12 years.

However! He gets tonsil stones. The noise that comes out of that bathroom when he's gagging trying to clean them out. I just can not.

JustGenericName , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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42points

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bbfa 1 month ago

I have them, too. It's like sand in your throat. I got a water syringe set from Amazon, and I kid you not, over 30 came out. Get him a cleaning set with a water syringe. If he shoots a little water in the cavity every day it should be a lot less trouble. It's pretty awful to deal with.

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#15

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore She puts honey on macaroni and cheese. And pizza. And basically any other food involving cheese. And plenty that don’t. She’s a gross little bug, but she’s *my* gross little bug, so I’m willing to let it slide.

Nerevarine91 , Los Muertos Crew / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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40points

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Shannimal 1 month ago

Mikes Hot Honey on all those foods is sooo good.

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#16

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore My wife will not pick up after herself to save her life. 12 years I've tried with absolutely no luck. So because I love her and I still require my sanity, I've given up. She's my little garbage muffin and I adore her so we'll be garbage muffins together.

JennyC4me , Yan Krukau / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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36points

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Biytemii 1 month ago

Wow why all this hate. I'm a cluttered person I don't always put things where they go. You can see a significant difference between my side of the bed and my husband's. It's not unhealthy some people are just wired different. I know where every little thing is in my clutter tha k you and I'll keep it that way. I arrange it every once on awhile to keep him happy but me and my hubby are the same I'm a garbage muffin and he deals with me. Has nothing to do with being disgusting I don't have mold growing on things just different personalities

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#17

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore So many things but mostly his vile, foul farts that could suffocate a room.

Fireantstirfry:
Does he have IBS or something? I used to have absolutely appalling farts that made me miserable and embarrassed to sleep with anyone in case I let one rip while asleep. I didn't realize how abnormal it was. Turns out I have IBS. Anything sulfurous or legumes...onions, cauliflower, beans, etc. They absolutely give me the worst farts. I avoid them as much as possible. If I'm going to eat something with those ingredients, there's an enzyme you can take that I find helpful too. As well if there's no avoiding a meal heavy in that kind of stuff, I'll down a dose of Pepto about 12 hours beforehand. It doesn't stop the farts, but the Pepto absolutely kills the smell; though I don't do that very often - I understand there might be issues with long-term Pepto use.

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32points

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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 1 month ago

I used to find the smell of my own farts totally fine in a comfortably familiar kind of way, but then I got a bug that made me ill for 3 days, and ever since my farts absolutely reek and I'm disgusted by them. Hope they go back to normal eventually.

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#18

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore LOL my fiancé brushes his teeth bent over the sink with his mouth open and toothpaste just pouring out all over his hand, arm, and sink. It’s so bizarre like just stand up and have your mouth slightly open like a normal person.. It makes me laugh every time.

ash-leg2:
He should brush in the shower. I've done it for years to protect my chest from toothpaste - got my husband to do it too and our bathroom mirror has never been cleaner.

Own-Introduction6830:
I am this person. I close the bathroom door because I don't like to be watched while brushing my teeth. I just need to get all the areas, thoroughly, and keeping my mouth open helps. Plus, the build-up of foamy toothpaste makes me gag, specifically, in the morning.

SEND_NOODLESZ , Ketut Subiyanto / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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31points

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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 1 month ago

Foamy toothpaste gag in the morning! I have to use children's toothpaste but there are still some mornings where I'm bringing my breakfast up because the gag is strong that day.

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#19

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore When my husband uses our bidet, he finishes by shooting some water into his b******e and then squirts it back out. Even with the fan on, I can hear it from the next room. It’s so disgusting.

p0tat0p0tat0 , Max Vakhtbovycn / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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28points

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Mary Kelly 1 month ago

who's he cleaning his colon for?!

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#20

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Why she slurps her toothbrush after brushing is something I cannot understand.

taactfulcaactus:
I used to rinse my mouth by using my toothbrush like a spoon to slurp water from the faucet when I was a kid. Totally forgot about that.

I_love_hiromi , Artur Stec / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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27points

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highwaycrossingfrog 1 month ago

Oh is this gross? I do it to remove excess water from the brush head so it doesn't dribble down onto the surfaces

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#21

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore 4.5 years in I realized he was eating his boogers 😔 I told him I’ll get a spray bottle if he doesn’t stop.

Cult_ritual69 , Arina Krasnikova / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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27points

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ZuriLovesYou 1 month ago

EWWW! Absolutely not!

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#22

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Collecting whiskey/bourbon bottles to display on top of kitchen cabinets. No, we do not live in a frat house.

Kitty_Mombo , Loe Moshkovska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

27points

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Suzanne Pollick 1 month ago

Instead of a man cave get him a man Closet .LOL somewhere he could lineup all his pretty bottles on the shelves and show it privately to just his most important friends LOL

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#23

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Being unable to put the dirty clothes in the hamper… and piling the clothes right next to the empty hamper on the floor. I stopped doing his laundry lol.

wiseoldelephant0 , Sarah Chai / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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27points

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Stephanie Did It 1 month ago (edited)

I'd be putting his plate on the table and plopping the food two inches away...onto the floor. "Oops! Close enough, right?"

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#24

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore My partner is called “90% man”. Making a pbj sandwich? Everything is put away except for the bread. Put the dishes away? Every cabinet is left open. Getting a drink of water but the milk is in front of the Brita? Leave the milk on the counter overnight.

youshallcallmebetty , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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26points

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Brian Droste 1 month ago

Must go through a lot of milk because I am wondering how much milk has spoi led because of this.

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#25

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Not quite disgusting, but it bothers me sooooooo badly. Whenever my husband spends any length of time in the kitchen, the dishcloth (the one for washing dishes with, not the towel) ends up a soggy crumpled mess in the sink. Why can’t he rinse it and hang it to dry on the handy bar thingy? No idea. I’ve just learned to accept it.

outcastspice , Myr Za / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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26points

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Kaedyn Walsh 1 month ago

Mine is similar, but it's with the sponges we use for dish washing. It'll fall into the sink or into a bowl/pot full of water to keep the stuff from drying onto the dish/pan/bowl, and then the sponge gets that odor. Gotta wash it with dish soap then, rinse it good then microwave it to get the smell out and sanitize it.

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#26

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore My boyfriend spits his loogies out of the window while driving so it clings to the rear passenger window.
He leaves used tissues in his jeans pockets for me to find while doing laundry, and worst of all snot rockets on the sidewalk when we walk the dogs, I’ve been hit with flying boogers before and I’ve threatened to leave him over it, He laughs but always apologized. He has always had issues with his sinuses, but it is gross. Still makes me gag after 12 years together.

RollercoasterMama , Ksenia Kartasheva / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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26points

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Brian Droste 1 month ago

If he has constant sinuses issues, has he seen a doctor about it?

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#27

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore His level of clean and my level of clean are VERY different .

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26points

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ƒιѕн 1 month ago

My level of clean and my ̶k̶i̶d̶s̶ cats level of clean are very different.

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#28

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore My man picks his nose in front of me… it’s not attractive.

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25points

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Doodles1983 1 month ago

Up vote in sympathy

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#29

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore There are so many. The usual farting, belching, nose picking. However, in the last year he has begun to yawn so loud the neighbors know, (and we live in the country, so they’re not really close by) The coyotes howl. The owls answer. The squirrels scatter. We have a nut tree out back, I swear I have seen that tree drop several nuts after a yawn. And he does it several times a day.

It’s so annoying, I say nothing because he will take offense.

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25points

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Stephanie Did It 1 month ago

But shouldn't he be made aware that he's offending you? Why live with constant offensive behavior?

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#30

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Snorting (clearing his sinuses). Not just when he has a cold but ALL THE TIME.

prometheuses_liver:
I think my husband's used to it but my dad and I sniffle and snort all the time. We have similar issues. I'm not sorry anymore, I know it's annoying but I have to live with it. All my life, as my dad took until he almost died of pneumonia to be taken real seriously, while no one seems to be able to identify the cause of my swollen sinuses and nasal drip. Had it since I was ten. In my 30's now. It blows. Sometimes literally.

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25points

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Tabitha 1 month ago

Like me, OP probably inherited her father’s deviated septum, which will probably worse over the decades and eventually need surgery. Mine’s just about at that point now, in my sixties.

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Messy eating. Looked up once during dinner and there was piece of rice in his eyebrow. Never uses a napkin, eats like a 3 year old with salad dressing smeared around his mouth from too big a bite. After 40 years of marriage I no longer tell him he has food on his face, even when we eat out with others. Sure, it’s embarrassing in public and sometimes the people we are eating with will tell him he has food on his face during eating because it’s on there for the entire meal. One time our 14 year old nephew told him that he had sauce on his face and he was mildly angry for being told by a kid. He never even unfolds his napkin at the table.

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23points

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Tempest 1 month ago (edited)

OP is great for being able to overlook this. I on the other hand, would never be able to put up with this. I’m easily disgusted by food scraps lying around on objects or people’s bodies. So much so that just reading this made me uneasy. I guess it’s something about the sight of wet/moist food that gives me the icks. But also this sounds so embarrassing to the husband in public. Sounds like he needs to learn to be a little less messy.

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“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore We will have a completely empty dishwasher and she will fill the sink with every dirty dish and leave it there.

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21points

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ƒιѕн 1 month ago

I thought the dishwasher was where you store clean plates and silverware?

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#33

No longer have a spouse or SO, but WHY do men NOT WASH THEIR HANDS after using the bathroom? It is so gross!

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21points

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ƒιѕн 1 month ago

You mean SOME men. I can also ask the same about SOME women.

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#34

Not putting things back, leaving half empty drinks everywhere, and not putting his clean (and folded by yours truly) laundry away.

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Granny 1 month ago

jUST LET IT SET...HE WILL NEED CLEAN CLOTHES SOON OH TOO BAD

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#35

When my wife plugs in air fresheners, she always puts them in the bottom outlet so that it sticks up and blocks the other outlet from being used.

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15points

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Brian Droste 1 month ago (edited)

Why don't you just move them to the top outlet or ask her to move them to the top outlet?

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#36

We get ready in the bathroom together each morning. I’ve accepted it’s normal for her to drop a deuce in the toilet, and whilst doing this, pull out her tampon as I’m shaving or brushing my teeth. You just pretend like it’s not happening right in front of you.

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ƒιѕн 1 month ago

Meh, whatever, not everyone has that level of comfort with their spouse in the bathroom. Everyone poops.

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#37

Farting. 😁. Day in day out. He does it purposefully and asks opinion about the smell and sound. It's disgusting. But what could I do. I love this man. And I know I have to deal with it for the rest of my life.

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14points

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Stephanie Did It 1 month ago

Why?

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#38

He uses q-tips to clean out his ears after his morning shower and will sometimes leave them out like a little gift for me to find when I walk in.

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14points

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Settled for Infamy 1 month ago (edited)

Mine sucks the end of the q-tip before insertion for a wet clean. So dirty and gross 🤢 (edited for grammatical error)

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#39

He has long hair and a beard. When he washes his hair there is hair all over the tub. When he trims his beard he leaves the clippings all over the sink. When I wash my hair or our daughter’s I clean up all the hair mess; wet, loose hairs everywhere really give me the ick. Unless I fuss at him about it he will leave it there. Grosses me out every time.

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14points

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Chelsea McKee 1 month ago

Remember that you are choosing to LIVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. Please behave accordingly and clean your trimmings.

7points

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#40

My partner is the most disgusting eater I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life. He inhales and slurps every single bite. He belches loudly, his mouth is open the whole time, he drops so much food trying to shove it all in at the speed of light. I can’t really describe it, the closest thing would be a pig eating slop from a trough maybe..? It’s really just an absolutely grotesque affair, so much that you lose your appetite for your own food. It’s so loud and it takes up so much space, audibly, visually, and emotionally. Going out to eat in a restaurant is extra embarrassing. It’s like nobody told him as a child that eating like a wild animal isn’t appropriate.

I’ve tried to politely mention that it’s a bit much (there’s really no tactful way to tell someone without offending them so I just should’ve never brought it up) and he’s naturally very defensive and he claims there’s noting wrong with how he eats. Okay 🙃

I try so hard to accept it but I struggle with every. Single. Bite. He. Takes.

He’s also a mouth-breather and he thinks this is normal as well. But it’s not. It’s gross. He’s always slack-jawed, just breathing his breath in my face and everyone else’s. Again, I’ve accepted it, but very grudgingly. I’ve suggested he had sinus issues but he’s defensive about that as well and says there’s nothing wrong with his mouth-breathing or his sinuses (there 100% is a problem with his sinuses).

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13points

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Cooking Panda 1 month ago

Just dump him. You deserve some peace.

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#41

Him emerging from the computer room after playing Tarkov with his friends for 8h in a row. It's like a grizzly bear coming out of slumber in the spring after a rough winter. All disheveled and confused.

Also on theme, his f*****g desk full of weeks old dishes and garbage.

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She who must not be named 1 month ago

That's not a partner, that's a teenage boy. I could live with the gaming now and then but the desk?? That's a hard no 😳

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#42

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore Sniffing his hands after touching his balls.

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Savahax 1 month ago

Both man and women occasionally have the "sniff" get real

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#43

Picking nose, not washing hands after using the bathroom, peeing in the shower.

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ƒιѕн 1 month ago

Whats the big deal about peeing in the shower? It's just water that washes right down the drain.

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#44

My wife blows her nose louder and more frequently than anyone else I have ever met. .

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Biytemii 1 month ago

I would think this was my husband about me but he's not on bp lmao

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#45

Her clutter, and loogey hawking in the morning.

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Sandy Jones 1 month ago

My eyes hurt from reading this

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Phanda 1 month ago

This post made me wanna take a bath in boiling water and bleach. I'm shocked about the level of grossness many people accept from their spouses.

25points

Ghostpotato 1 month ago

A few of these are just small annoyances, but so many are just disgusting and I would never be able to deal with them! It's the kind of stuff that would make me loose all attraction to a partner...

17points

Deborah B 1 month ago

My grandparents had separate bathrooms their whole marriage. He was never allowed to use hers. When they were in their 80s, and he was going on home hospice care, grandad was worrying about sharing "her" en suite bathroom when it had always been a clear boundry. They got him home, and he was met with the gracious decree that he would find all his toiletries and his bathrobe in the en suite - but not hers, they were swapping bathrooms. Boundries in marriage are a beautiful thing, and a woman of dignity always poops alone.

11points

BeesEelsAndPups 1 month ago

Always nice being reminded why I enjoy being single. I do have kids, but I'm allowed to correct their disgusting habits. I keep my house clean, everybody showers and clips their toenails without teeth. I live in absolute bliss.

6points

CF 1 month ago

This post reminded me how grateful I am to be single! I have my own nastiness for sure, but no one around to be grossed out! My roommates are the furry 4 legged sort and their nastiness is mostly adorable. Especially the one that got the frisks in the (freshly scooped) litterbox yesterday. That was kinda nasty but he was having so much fun, dilated pupils and kicking litter *everywhere* 🥰

5points

The Phantom Stranger 1 month ago

Wow, I came here to comment on my wife's complete inability to cook even the simplest dishes, but you know what--never mind. My wife is freakin' awesome.

3points

Bay Bo 1 month ago

Since no one mentioned this...his parents, aka my in laws

3points

Mimi M 1 month ago

I had to give up about halfway through - was getting traumatized.

3points

Dan Collins 1 month ago

Let the one with no quirks, habits, gross functions, smelly farts or b/o cast the first………. Love me all the way and I’ll love you all the way.

2points

Mark Kelly 1 month ago

I'm not that bad in terms of gross habits. I eat politely and don't leave things like Q tips or things with my bodily fluids laying around.

2points

highwaycrossingfrog 1 month ago

And this is one reason why I set a boundary of living separately from my partner. I have my place, he has his house a few minutes away, we can each be as neat or messy , as gross and as individual as we like in our own spaces, but we can spend as much time as we want together too

2points

Wysteria_Rose 1 month ago

My husband puts up with my hair, which when we dated long-distance, he used to find cute when a strand or two were left behind after my visit. Now, it's EVERYWHERE and I shed like a husky (even I get sick of it). For me, my husband clears his throat in the morning and it sounds like he's gargling gravel.

1point

Ivy 1 month ago

And yet again I’m reminded how much happier I am post-divorce.

1point

Robin Childers 1 month ago

Man, i wish I'd never clicked on this article.

1point

kath morgan 1 month ago

Why do straight women put up with so much?

1point

Melinda Richardson 1 month ago

I am a very spoiled spouse and I love my husband very much however when he blows his nose he sounds like an elephant in the wild. Our nieces and nephews have even asked why their Uncle E sounds like an elephant and my coworkers have heard him when he is a different part of the house. The crazy thing is my Dad blows his nose the exact same way so I've lived with this my whole life. I always swore I would never marry someone who did that and guess what?? Here I am 23 years later.

1point

ZGutr 1 month ago

All of them. I see then, they irritate me, Can't change them. She sees mine they irritate her, we kiss and we go on with our lives. That's why it's called love I guess.

1point

Ephemera Image 1 month ago

Some of these people sound absolutely feral. Ugh, so many revolting partners. Nobody's perfect, but you know what? If I know it grosses my spouse out, I won't do it. And some of this stuff is just... disgusting. How do people live with this?

0points

Jackie Lulu 1 month ago

My husband was raised by a single mom and 2 older sisters, so he is more civilized than some. Having said that, he is snoring and gurgling in bed next to me. I'll just give him a shove and he'll roll over.....

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Phanda 1 month ago

This post made me wanna take a bath in boiling water and bleach. I'm shocked about the level of grossness many people accept from their spouses.

25points

Ghostpotato 1 month ago

A few of these are just small annoyances, but so many are just disgusting and I would never be able to deal with them! It's the kind of stuff that would make me loose all attraction to a partner...

17points

Deborah B 1 month ago

11points

BeesEelsAndPups 1 month ago

6points

CF 1 month ago

5points

The Phantom Stranger 1 month ago

Wow, I came here to comment on my wife's complete inability to cook even the simplest dishes, but you know what--never mind. My wife is freakin' awesome.

3points

Bay Bo 1 month ago

Since no one mentioned this...his parents, aka my in laws

3points

Mimi M 1 month ago

I had to give up about halfway through - was getting traumatized.

3points

Dan Collins 1 month ago

Let the one with no quirks, habits, gross functions, smelly farts or b/o cast the first………. Love me all the way and I’ll love you all the way.

2points

Mark Kelly 1 month ago

I'm not that bad in terms of gross habits. I eat politely and don't leave things like Q tips or things with my bodily fluids laying around.

2points

highwaycrossingfrog 1 month ago

2points

Wysteria_Rose 1 month ago

1point

Ivy 1 month ago

And yet again I’m reminded how much happier I am post-divorce.

1point

Robin Childers 1 month ago

Man, i wish I'd never clicked on this article.

1point

kath morgan 1 month ago

Why do straight women put up with so much?

1point

Melinda Richardson 1 month ago

1point

ZGutr 1 month ago

All of them. I see then, they irritate me, Can't change them. She sees mine they irritate her, we kiss and we go on with our lives. That's why it's called love I guess.

1point

Ephemera Image 1 month ago

0points

Jackie Lulu 1 month ago

0points

“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore

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