“One Slice Of Bread”: 45 People Share Annoying Habits Of Their Spouses They Choose To Ignore

my other half is sexy diesel engine too, no matter how much he denies it :D

Not my husband, but my son looks like a crime scene when he sleeps and worse, sometimes sleeps with his eyes open. There have been times I had to check for breathing.

I dont snore but i talk in my sleep. I recorded it once and deleted it imediately because it was terrifying

What does he expect her to do? Sleep 'more attractively'?

And we all know by now that snoring is not normal…right?

Never, ever pushes in a chair. Constantly stubbing my toes. But I just today had to say "Throw trash in the garbage, not AT the garbage" in the kitchen, so my nagging quota is used up for the week. Still love the little bugger. 42 years so far.

Not closing draws really annoys me especially the lowest ones as they're an accident waiting to happen

I’m not joking: I’ve done this my whole life; it just seemed unfair that drawers and the insides of cabinets didn’t get enough daylight.

I do this passive aggressively. If he comes home from work and starts taking his bad day out on me instead of bitching at him I do this and he gets the hint. It annoys him so much but it’s a silly thing to get mad at me over. Just like he shouldn’t get mad at me for something that happened at work. Sometimes I do the look him in the eye and open a cabinet and walk away 😂

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If he grocery shops as well, I'd call it even.

My husband believes that a bathroom should look like it is being used. Not be clean. His bathroom at the apartment he lived in when we met, scared his best friend so badly, the friend peed against the rear tire of his own car, rather than use hubby's bathroom. And yes, the hubby's mom is a hoarder.

My mom in law was a hoarder. My husband seems to have inherited some of it. I spend minimal time in his office and he doesn't hoard in the rest of the house.

He's cross referencing current state with past state. Betcha if your friends are clean he'll be cleaner too.

Inability or just laziness???

My hubby is one tor leaving empty packets, jars,bottles and boxes in cupboards. I think I've got something but no it's empty. I asked him why he does it and he said that if the packet/box/jar/bottle is empty then I know I've run out. No. If its not there at all then I know I've run out.

I occasionally do it with milk because in the morning when I'm making my tea, I don't really notice it's down to the dregs until I get yelled at.

Everyone in our house does this. Last dribble of milk, heel of bread, pat of butter. Drives me crazy(er) than usual because I do the grocery shopping and meal planning. If they'd just use the last of something I'd know to buy more. I can't tell you the number of times I've come home from the store and then realised we're out of something that I missed because the jug or bag was still there.

I think I'm married to her distant cousin.

Come to my country - it's like a mating call

If I don't clear my sinuses I'll snore all night....

Like when my wife sneezes, you can hear it from a mile away. I think she scares the hell out of the local wildlife too. And she's a tiny thing.

I'm guessing she needs to see an ENT.

He should get himself checked

Sleep divorce is a good thing! It's easier to be more flexible and compromise with your significant other is everyone is well rested.

My husband snores like a buzzsaw, and also talks in his sleep. Not actual words, just incoherent outbursts. I escape to the guest room to get some sleep so much, I might as well just move into it.

Go to your PCP and have then do a referral for a sleep study. Snoring like that means sleep apnea and you will probably end up with a CPAP. I know more than 1 person with really bad snoring that now has a CPAP.

My husband used to snore like this. Got a cpap about 5 years ago. It was a game changer. I no longer want to smother him in his sleep

I feel like this goes for most relationships, lol

I'm curious about "gross things in the trash." What are they, and where should they be?

*To be in an intimate relationship*. Doesn't just apply to married folks, or even cohabiting folks

Or oh hey can u look at this pimple on. My butt? Like no I really dont wanna but for u I guess I can be disgusted for a few minutes lol

Whats wrong with these? I even share these with my close friends. We even have fart conversations with my husband.

Put cucumbers on your face. Match made in heaven.

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My mother used to wash her face with buttermilk. She also used lard as a moisturizer.

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Is his name Rick?

Disgusted by the activity, impressed by the flexibility!

Nope. I can't stand feet. I can't with that. Nope!

I wouldn’t kiss those lips, like wtf OP?

I can't believe how you've put up with this for so long

i do that too. ADHD. fingernails only...sorry

Teach him to rinse the sink. It takes a few seconds. I have shaved thousands of times and never imagined until just now that someday could make a mess doing it.