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Meet ‘Dirt’, The Nevada Railway Cat That Always Looks Like He Needs A Bath
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Meet ‘Dirt’, The Nevada Railway Cat That Always Looks Like He Needs A Bath

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Located on the ‘Loneliest Road in America’ is the Nevada Northern Railway – an old relic still preserved in time that brings in visitors from all over who long to witness some “touchable history.” A sight to behold, however, make no mistake these 1906 train cars are not the only tourist attraction in the area. Wandering around the East Ely Railroad Depot Museum is Dirt the Railway Cat – one of the mascots of Nevada. Famous for his distinct markings, he gives the appearance he’s been working all day on a locomotive, covered in coal. “As tours walk through the building, people are just amazed about hearing the history and the stories of the railroad. Then as if he knew it was his cue to appear Dirt just walks into the room where the tour is, or out from under one of the trains and sits in the middle of the group with a sense of pride that only he can have,” Eric Mencis, the manager of guest services and social media director of the railroad told Bored Panda.

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Meet Dirt the Railway Cat and ‘King of the Shop’ at the East Ely Railroad Depot Museum

The engine house of the East Ely Railroad is the only home the famous cat has ever known. He was born there 11-years ago to a stray that wandered in. “She [his mom] had her kittens under one of our trains, and a 1907 built rotary snowplow to be exact (a Rotary Snow Plow is a huge steam-powered train snowblower). Mom and the other kittens left, and this one beautiful cat was all alone but scared to come out. So our train crews would leave a can of tuna on a chair every night for this kitten. Eventually, the kitten came out friendly up to the crews,” said Mencis.

The adorable cat loved rolling around on the dirt floors of the engine house and climb all over the coal pines on our steam-powered train, so the crews named him Dirt. The name stuck as did the coal: “The cat’s fur pattern is actually white and orange, but because at a young age he started rolling in the dirt and climbing on the trains, his white fur gets stained gray,” explained Mencis, “At a young age, Dirt learned not to lick himself clean, like normal cats, being part stray he likes to stay oily and dirty because it helps keep him tough-looking and also in a sense keeps him clean because things don’t stick to his fur and bugs don’t go near him.”

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Appearance is not the only feature that makes Dirt the perfect fit for railway life, he also has the personality to match: “Back when our trains were built, railroading was the 2nd most dangers job in the world. Mining was the first most dangerous job, and we were a copper mining railroad, doing the first and second most dangers jobs in the country at the same time in the same place. It took rough and tough men 100 years ago to move millions of tons of rock, by rail to get melted down and make copper to provided electricity to the world. You look at old pictures of those men, and you can just tell in their eyes they have stories to tell. When you look into this adorable cat’s eyes, he has that same look.”

“Dirt is pretty much one of those old-time railroaders living now as a cat. Dirt walks around the shop like his the boss making sure everything is working right. The type of boss that started at the bottom and worked his way up the ladder, the type who knows how hard and tough the job is but has faith that his men can get it done. He walks with a sense of pride around his engine house like these are his trains, and he and he is proud of the men to keep them going. He will climb on and walk around the trains, like he is inspecting them, checking to make sure not a bolt is loose or that the bearings are properly oiled up,” described Mencis.

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People are fascinated by the historical significance of the railway but this cute cat steals the show and has the attitude of a celebrity: “After posing for a few pictures, we start to walk around the group, rubbing against visitors legs and letting them pet him — that tough old railroader on the outside but still a sweetheart on the inside. Our Guided tours can last about an hour-long, and it is common for Dirt to follow the entire group for the tour. We also offer self-guided tours of the building, and most of those visitors get to meet Dirt as well as he comes and checks out who they are.”

Dirt rules the engine house on his own, but for some time he had some tiny companions: “Dirt had kittens years ago, and most were also orange and white and got just as dirty as Dirt. Most didn’t have the sense of how to live around the trains, so we rehomed them, with many of our train crews and volunteers adopting them and taking them home. One of Dirt’s kittens lived in the engine house for about seven years but just over a year ago found a better home. Dirt has gotten fixed since then.”

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Like with many animal social media sensations, Dirt gained popularity when the museum began their social media push: “Dirt has always been popular with museum guest, but to keep the museum alive, we have to keep getting the word out. We are in Ely, Nevada, a town that is 200 miles in all directions away from anything. Since I started my job here at the railroad three years ago, we have gotten our social media just to grow and grow.”

However, Mencis said Dirt’s popularity was an accidental success story: ” I first posted Dirt about two years ago, and he got some attention from people who have already met him. Then one day I posted Dirt on a quiet day and said Dirt wants to travel the world, share him and tell us where you are from. It took off, and his fans started building. Then one of our volunteers who is a professional photographer by the name of Steve Crise got an amazing picture of Dirt, and it really took off. In the photos, you just got a sense of Dirt’s personality, and we played off of that. When we share him for his fans, we make sure his personality comes with the post. Like a picture of Dirt in front of the steam train usually says ‘Dirt says come on boys, we got to get this thing fired up, we have trains running this weekend, let’s get to work,’ and people love it.”

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Now Dirt has become an undeniable star, “I do love when Dirt gets shared other places without the museum’s name attached that people to recognize him. We had a lady come to visit yesterday who saw his picture in the gift shop, not realizing she was at the place where Dirt lives and recognized him was overjoyed with excitement.”

The social media manager said the cat’s growing fame still surprises him: “I am shocked that he has become famous as he has. I knew he would be popular but not this famous. We do offer Dirt Tshirts, magnets, key chains, coffee mugs, and even his own coffee, and I have mailed his items around the world for people who purchased them on our online store. The biggest thrill of Dirt’s fame is just knowing how much joy he brings to people around the world.”

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Ely, Nevada has a population of only about 4,000 and the museum gets about 30,000 visitors a year. Among these visitors are some hardcore Dirt fans said Mencis, “Some people have even rerouted their trip 200 miles out of the way to visit our museum and meet him. Of course, they stay and ride the trains too, but their number 1 goal was to meet Dirt in person.”

It is easy to see this dusty cat is incredibly photogenic, so as a fun addition to their ‘Winter Photo Shoots’ they began the ‘Dirt The Cat Photo Contest.’ “Every February we hold what we call the Winter Photo Shoots. A steam train in the snow is a photographers dream, our museum as 2 of them and soon to have a 3rd in operation. When you add in authentic freight cars, crews in period costumes and dramatic western North American scenery, we get some amazing pictures. Each weekend of the winter photo shoots 30 photographers get full access to the railroad, we let them roam the shops, and we take them out with the trains let them off, back the train up and run by them again to get pictures. The trains are easy to photograph; it is all set up for them. As some fun, I told the photographers that whoever gets the best photo of Dirt over the weekends can win some coffee mugs and Dirt Coffee. So they just had some fun with it, I got a lot of great pictures for his fans to enjoy and the top winners got some coffee. This year was the first time we did it, so it may become an annual contest during the slower times of the year to get us attention.”

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For those interested in visiting Dirt, his humans have prepared some ‘tips’ for when you meet him.

“Keep talking while you tour the engine house and see the trains! Dirt gets curious when he hears a lot of voices. One of the reasons he comes out during our guided tours.”

“Don’t approach him too fast, and you have to wait and let Dirt come up to you. He will walk around you to feel you out first, and if you bend down and just wait for him to come to rub against you, you are more likely to be his friend.”

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“If Dirt is taking his catnap during the day, your museum passes are good all day long, and you can come back and try again later. The King deserves his beauty sleep!”

“The Nevada Northern Railway Museum is a national historic landmark. A copper mining railroad built in the early 1900s that was just left as it was 100 years ago, with the original locomotives, passenger cars, freight cars. We are not a museum with displays and exhibits set up to look nice, and we are a museum that is really like walking back in time. Everything here is set the way it was 100 years ago. When people see pictures of Dirt in his engine house home that is the way it was, nothing has been rearranged, no machinery replaced with more modern equipment. Dirt makes sure we are dedicated to the stories and the way of life of a railroad 100 years ago.”

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People agree that his distinct markings make him look right at home ‘working’ around train engines all day

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Tahani
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously all that dust and what not on his coat gets licked off, that can't be good for him... Poor cat. And in some pictures he seems to have crusty eyes also an irritation from the dust...

Dynein
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The text clearly states that Dirt does NOT lick his fur, he learned to not do that as a kitten. As for the crusty eyes, it's normal for cats to have some amount of crust under their eyes - it's s just dried tear fluid from blinking the eyes clean of dust etc. it doesn't have to be infected, he probably has just more than normal because of the dust, without the crusts being a problem by themselves. To me it seems like the only real health concern here the dust he might inhale, though it's hard to estimate the extent. The long-term health effects remain to be seen, but in the pictures the cat strikes me as a healthy one - good thick coat of fur, strong, well-fed, appears happy and curious. He'd probably live longer if he was given a different home, but he's in a place he knows and where he feels safe, among people he trusts, so I'm not sure he'd really take it as a favor. Also, if I understood correctly, isn't Dirt actually a she?

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Pamela Blue
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dirt should be famous for being the first tomcat to have a litter of kittens. Why do they keep calling her a "he"? LOL!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really want to clean the crust around his eyes. I'd love to see him live. I'm a clean freak so I'd love to have a cat that colour in my place lying on my white couch. It would trip people out.

SirPatTheCat
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He’s chunky from all the people feeding him I bet. Should put a sign up that says: “Do not feed the Dirt” and watch the confusion of the newcomers

C. Mayo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of those photos look straight out of Studio Ghibli.

Catherine Todd
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Article should not refer to the cat as a "he" since it states "he had kittens" and then was "fixed." I think that means good ole Dirt is a "SHE!"

Lucy Lou
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dirt is a she, he's don't have kittens (obviously). This kitty needs to see (1) a vet (2) a bath (3) a nice home. Breathing that dust is going to kill her.

Gilda Farrell
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did Dirt have kittens if "he" is a "he"? Or can't they imagine a tough railroad female?

Laura Emmer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought you said Dirt had kittens. Then Dirt is a Queen, no,t a King.

Damon Smithwick
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The person that wrote this article is barely literate. Other than that, this is actually a cool one. Too bad about the lack of editing on the grammar and spelling, however.

AloofFox
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gimme an “A”! Gimme a “W”! Gimme a “W”! Gimme a “W”!

Heather Lane
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is horrible and abusive to this cat. He should be sheltered and allowed all the many clean comforts cats deserve. Heartbreaking how stupid and selfish people can be valuing his status as their mascot over his quality of life. I'm truly disgusted and saddened by the treatment of this regal being and the insipid and insensitive tone of this article.

Gary Herron
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We met and petted Dirt on our visit to East Ely. Great place to visit, enjoyable tour and with a great story -- we're cat people -- to boot. Let's not get too introspective with this cat's story: Dirt is a happy and seemingly healthy cat and that's the bottom line.

Patty Miller
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most cats that have kittens are females in my world. How could Dirt have had kittens and be a "he"? Don't tell me gender confusion has entered the feline world!!

Carol Roeder
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kinda feel sorry for Dirt. To live alone at the museum and only interact with people when the museum is open is rather sad. He's so majestic looking that I can see him perched high on the top round of a condo overlooking his domain. Or sleeping in my lap, all curled up and comfy. I'd take him in a minute believe me. It would be so good to see him comfortable in his later years.

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He'd be a beautiful ginger cat if somebody was brave enough to bath him !!

Louise Brigance
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinking good old boyo Dirt doesn't look like he's ever missed a meal!

Magriet Perold
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like cats. At all. This one though, wow. Got a certain 'majestic presence' about him.

Catherine Todd
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Dirt should be identified as a "she" instead of "he" since "he" had kittens and then got "fixed!"

Ana M
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dirt is a Railway worker as the other workers and he loves it.

Jennifer Vicente
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel sorry for this poor cat. Obviously she is not even neutered, she's dirty and has crusty eyes. She needs a loving home and to see a vet.It's selfish to keep him in this dirty place.Poor cat.I feel so sorry for her.

Lucy Lou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read the story. . .Dirt has been "fixed", spayed or neutered depending.

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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a tough old beauty, the cat is fine, look at it, no problems. For anyone who didn't read it properly, he DOESN'T wash himself, he LIKES the white fur being grey with dust, eye snot is NOT really an issue unless it's over his actual eyeball or it looks like pus, we all get sleepy in the corners of our eyes sometimes. That is a happy, settled, at-peace cat.

Slune
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a great personality! A super cool cat working a blue collar with pride. He's authentic! A new fan here.

Lisa Shaw
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never upvote an article that has so many mistakes, language errors and spelling mistakes in it. No matter how awesome the story is!

Ford Cleveland
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are rural people, many who didn't have the privilege of finishing school because they had to work to feed themselves and their families. But even after long hours of hard work, they were able to navigate the complexities of the Internet and social media and pitched in to share the story of this amazing animal which included posting stories and photos while working in that same dirt and grease. They kept her/him fed and cared for, visited veterinarians to ensure his health in order to live a long and happy life which YOU and the rest of us could share in. Now look at you. What have you done other than judge the less fortunate for lack of literary competency? Judging by your account comments regarding other stories, I see you have continued to be an angry and unhappy person. I hope you change for the better and learn to appreciate people's struggles in life while you still have the opportunity. From your appearance, you are obviously much closer to the end than the beginning.

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Tahani
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously all that dust and what not on his coat gets licked off, that can't be good for him... Poor cat. And in some pictures he seems to have crusty eyes also an irritation from the dust...

Dynein
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The text clearly states that Dirt does NOT lick his fur, he learned to not do that as a kitten. As for the crusty eyes, it's normal for cats to have some amount of crust under their eyes - it's s just dried tear fluid from blinking the eyes clean of dust etc. it doesn't have to be infected, he probably has just more than normal because of the dust, without the crusts being a problem by themselves. To me it seems like the only real health concern here the dust he might inhale, though it's hard to estimate the extent. The long-term health effects remain to be seen, but in the pictures the cat strikes me as a healthy one - good thick coat of fur, strong, well-fed, appears happy and curious. He'd probably live longer if he was given a different home, but he's in a place he knows and where he feels safe, among people he trusts, so I'm not sure he'd really take it as a favor. Also, if I understood correctly, isn't Dirt actually a she?

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Pamela Blue
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dirt should be famous for being the first tomcat to have a litter of kittens. Why do they keep calling her a "he"? LOL!

Full Name
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really want to clean the crust around his eyes. I'd love to see him live. I'm a clean freak so I'd love to have a cat that colour in my place lying on my white couch. It would trip people out.

SirPatTheCat
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He’s chunky from all the people feeding him I bet. Should put a sign up that says: “Do not feed the Dirt” and watch the confusion of the newcomers

C. Mayo
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of those photos look straight out of Studio Ghibli.

Catherine Todd
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Article should not refer to the cat as a "he" since it states "he had kittens" and then was "fixed." I think that means good ole Dirt is a "SHE!"

Lucy Lou
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dirt is a she, he's don't have kittens (obviously). This kitty needs to see (1) a vet (2) a bath (3) a nice home. Breathing that dust is going to kill her.

Gilda Farrell
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did Dirt have kittens if "he" is a "he"? Or can't they imagine a tough railroad female?

Laura Emmer
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought you said Dirt had kittens. Then Dirt is a Queen, no,t a King.

Damon Smithwick
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The person that wrote this article is barely literate. Other than that, this is actually a cool one. Too bad about the lack of editing on the grammar and spelling, however.

AloofFox
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gimme an “A”! Gimme a “W”! Gimme a “W”! Gimme a “W”!

Heather Lane
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is horrible and abusive to this cat. He should be sheltered and allowed all the many clean comforts cats deserve. Heartbreaking how stupid and selfish people can be valuing his status as their mascot over his quality of life. I'm truly disgusted and saddened by the treatment of this regal being and the insipid and insensitive tone of this article.

Gary Herron
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We met and petted Dirt on our visit to East Ely. Great place to visit, enjoyable tour and with a great story -- we're cat people -- to boot. Let's not get too introspective with this cat's story: Dirt is a happy and seemingly healthy cat and that's the bottom line.

Patty Miller
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most cats that have kittens are females in my world. How could Dirt have had kittens and be a "he"? Don't tell me gender confusion has entered the feline world!!

Carol Roeder
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kinda feel sorry for Dirt. To live alone at the museum and only interact with people when the museum is open is rather sad. He's so majestic looking that I can see him perched high on the top round of a condo overlooking his domain. Or sleeping in my lap, all curled up and comfy. I'd take him in a minute believe me. It would be so good to see him comfortable in his later years.

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He'd be a beautiful ginger cat if somebody was brave enough to bath him !!

Louise Brigance
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinking good old boyo Dirt doesn't look like he's ever missed a meal!

Magriet Perold
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like cats. At all. This one though, wow. Got a certain 'majestic presence' about him.

Catherine Todd
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Dirt should be identified as a "she" instead of "he" since "he" had kittens and then got "fixed!"

Ana M
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dirt is a Railway worker as the other workers and he loves it.

Jennifer Vicente
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel sorry for this poor cat. Obviously she is not even neutered, she's dirty and has crusty eyes. She needs a loving home and to see a vet.It's selfish to keep him in this dirty place.Poor cat.I feel so sorry for her.

Lucy Lou
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read the story. . .Dirt has been "fixed", spayed or neutered depending.

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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a tough old beauty, the cat is fine, look at it, no problems. For anyone who didn't read it properly, he DOESN'T wash himself, he LIKES the white fur being grey with dust, eye snot is NOT really an issue unless it's over his actual eyeball or it looks like pus, we all get sleepy in the corners of our eyes sometimes. That is a happy, settled, at-peace cat.

Slune
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a great personality! A super cool cat working a blue collar with pride. He's authentic! A new fan here.

Lisa Shaw
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never upvote an article that has so many mistakes, language errors and spelling mistakes in it. No matter how awesome the story is!

Ford Cleveland
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are rural people, many who didn't have the privilege of finishing school because they had to work to feed themselves and their families. But even after long hours of hard work, they were able to navigate the complexities of the Internet and social media and pitched in to share the story of this amazing animal which included posting stories and photos while working in that same dirt and grease. They kept her/him fed and cared for, visited veterinarians to ensure his health in order to live a long and happy life which YOU and the rest of us could share in. Now look at you. What have you done other than judge the less fortunate for lack of literary competency? Judging by your account comments regarding other stories, I see you have continued to be an angry and unhappy person. I hope you change for the better and learn to appreciate people's struggles in life while you still have the opportunity. From your appearance, you are obviously much closer to the end than the beginning.

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