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This Guy Is Replacing Guns With Dildos In Photos Of Republican Politicians
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This Guy Is Replacing Guns With Dildos In Photos Of Republican Politicians

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The San Bernardino tragedy was the latest shooting in the U.S. to reignite the divisive gun control debate. Matt Haughey, Slack’s senior editor, decided to add his voice to the discussion by taking every photo he could find of Republican presidential candidates holding guns and replacing their guns with dildos.

According to his Twitter account, he intends to do this until the election. Are you sure, Haughey? That’s gonna be a lot of dildos.

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    SusanRiley
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always felt that some guys like to carry around big guns because they think of them as penis extenders. Bravo, Ged!

    BrianThomson
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wish we didn't have these harsh restrictive gun laws in Australia so we could have loads of mass shootings just like you guys. Then we could get more guns to protect against the mass shootings. Yay!

    KristineNelson
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, why exactly is this great? I'm gobsmacked that so many people think this is "brilliant". Not only is it crass and immature, it is in no way helpful in starting a real discussion on preventing gun violence. Get off your computers and make a real commitment to the cause.

    BradleyRoon
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    i appreciate humor that is clever. This isn't. It doesn't even make a point in my mind, but then i read about facts. Like how it is the drugs that cause almost all of the mass shootings. Like how the Aurora shooter did not choose 8 other theaters because the one he went to was a gun free zone - where 92% of these things happen. (11.5 X more likely to be massacred in a gun free zone than in a neighborhood loaded with guns) I think it criminal for gun control nuts to take away the option for women and the elderly AND the healthy males that don't have martial arts training coupled with a stupid attacker (or it won't work against a criminal w/guns) to disarm them when guns are used to protect loved ones and oneself millions of times per year. That is a true shame if the gun control fools get their way....

    Load More Replies...
    karenza
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the prize for the biggest d**k goes to..............

    Nobody Nuffin
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ almighty hope they don't beat me to death with those I've unfortunately got the knack of attracting mindless arsehole

    IceBear
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice bear believes that a strong country means a strong people

    minerva15
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the gun thing (for now....yes its a big issue) i just smirked and imagined what the world would be like if real d***s were detachable. Then men would be posing like that with them all the time.

    AnnieLaurieBurke
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In response to jerevelles: Really? Our government is giving everyone guns? Dang! I bet a lot of Americans are kicking themselves right now, because they went and spent their hard-earned cash to buy their guns, when they could have gotten them free from Unc Sam. I don't currently have a gun, but, first thing tomorrow morning, I am gonna call my representative and get my free gun from him -- just in time for Christmas!

    BrandonNelson
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant juxtaposition. Not sure why old, white Republican men want to regulate our sexuality, while letting people on the FBI's no-fly list still have the legal right to purchase firearms. Maybe Rogue or Star N' Stripes can explain it to us like they so eloquently do.

    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, there are no words for just how ABSOLUTELY AWESOME this is!!!

    AnnieLaurieBurke
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea, except the dildos are many orders of magnitude larger than these insecure dorks could possibly need.

    MarilynSlater
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Ged. From now on I'll always laugh at any pictures of any republicans, imagining them holding your 'guns'! Before I switch them off or delete them, of course! So funny, Ged!

    MikeSheehan
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original title was replacing automatic weapons, instead of just guns ... because the idiot author has no clue what an automatic weapon actually is. Who needs to know anything about guns to cry about gun control?

    WilliamSteven
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://myspace.com/thewilliamstevens/music/song/the-dildo-song-24294939-24096124

    JohnDoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that the guns aren't even easier to get? They're necessary. We need more legislation on to prevent strawman purchases... or different legislation.... something needs to be done about strawman purchases.

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    Vilayvone Ford
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the 'Elephant Dildos' look more potentialy violent than any of the guns.

    IceBear
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice bear found that the weapons from the San Bernadino shooting were outside the country

    BradleyRoon
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This artist is mentally r******d or incredibly uneducated and unaware of REALITY. Reality IS that the Harvard Study PROVED that gun control is counterproductive. Break it down for the concept immpaired - more gun control = MORE gun suicides, gun crime, and gun murders. Not debatable. Furthermore - 92% of the crazy attacks (none ever by an NRA member) are in gun free zones - making them 11.5 times more likely to be a place where you are killed or shot in such an incident. Guns are used about 2.5 million X/yr to PREVENT crime and violence - WAY more than guns are used to cause damage and death. There are many instances in which mass shootings and violent crimes are PREVENTED by private citizens carrying guns. Off the top of my head - the Uber driver in Chicago who stopped a mass shooting. The CC permit holder in Baltimore that stopped a shooter in a barbershop with kids and customers. Lady in a church. Guy in a church. Person in a waffle house......

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the comments below are missing the point (excuse the pun) here. Most, of not all, politicians are a bunch of D...KS anyway.

    AuroraHunter
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da'esh has as much in common with Islam as Christianity has with Devil worship. If you called yourself the King of Zandy, would that MAKE you the King of Zandy? No? Likewise, Da'esh and Islam. Are you always so gullible, or are you just peeing your pants with fear and hatred. Afraid of Sharia Law? How about Biblical Law? Is that ok with you? They both come from the Old Testament, and are virtually identical.

    Load More Replies...
    BradleyRoon
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gun control nut alert. Stupid, yes i know, but when one has a religious viewpoint (like gun control) this is held BECAUSE they do not have proof it works - so it is faith based. Harvard Study PROVED that gun control is counterproductive. For the concept impaired it translates this way, literally: The more gun control laws are pushed, the more gun crimes, gun murders, and gun suicides you WILL get. Undebatable. Off the top of my head - mass shootings STOPPED by gun carriers - Uber driver in Chicago, Barbershop in Baltimore, Waffle House in Carolina somewhere. Two church incidents. Bar in Winnemucca...

    JamisonFrances
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you happen to notice the killers were muslim terrorists, not Republican politicians? Morons - if someone had been packing maybe so many wouldn't have died!

    StarsN'Stripes4Ever
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a couple months ago in Houston, two heavily armed Islamic extremists attempted to attack a convention and were both killed by a gun-

    WilliamSteven
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump this... Funny https://myspace.com/thewilliamstevens/music/song/the-dildo-song-24294939-24096124

    WilliamSteven
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok check this out....hilariously appropriate today https://myspace.com/thewilliamstevens/music/song/the-dildo-song-24294939-24096124

    Yesica1993
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Where's this pornographic filth done with Democrats? Even on an art site I cannot get away from leftist hatred.

    AnnaSalerno
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    THIS SCRAWNY LIBTURD SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB FOR DOING THIS... IT IS BEYOND OBSCENE!!! CAN YOU SAY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS?!?!? BTW HE DID A VERY POOR JOB OF PHOTO SHOPPING... YOU CAN TELL IMMEDIATELY THAT THESE ARE PHONY PICTURES OF DECENT MEN!! SHAME ON YOU FOR PUBLISHING THIS OBSCENITY!!!

    AnnaSalerno
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    About the author Ged BoredPanda Staff... THIS SCRAWNY LIBTURD SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB FOR DOING THIS... IT IS BEYOND OBSCENE!!! CAN YOU SAY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS?!?!?

    AnnaSalerno
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I am totally shocked that THE BORED PANDA PHOTO SHOPPED EVERYONE OF THESE PICTURES THEN PUBLISHED IT!! SHAME ON YOUR LIBERAL BUTTS!! YOU NEED TO REMOVE THIS!!! IT IS BEYOND OBSCENE!!! CAN YOU SAY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS?!?!?

    IceBear
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice bear doesn't understand how this is brilliant but anything depicting things like this with liberals is obscene and offensive

    Load More Replies...
    SusanRiley
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always felt that some guys like to carry around big guns because they think of them as penis extenders. Bravo, Ged!

    BrianThomson
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wish we didn't have these harsh restrictive gun laws in Australia so we could have loads of mass shootings just like you guys. Then we could get more guns to protect against the mass shootings. Yay!

    KristineNelson
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, why exactly is this great? I'm gobsmacked that so many people think this is "brilliant". Not only is it crass and immature, it is in no way helpful in starting a real discussion on preventing gun violence. Get off your computers and make a real commitment to the cause.

    BradleyRoon
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    i appreciate humor that is clever. This isn't. It doesn't even make a point in my mind, but then i read about facts. Like how it is the drugs that cause almost all of the mass shootings. Like how the Aurora shooter did not choose 8 other theaters because the one he went to was a gun free zone - where 92% of these things happen. (11.5 X more likely to be massacred in a gun free zone than in a neighborhood loaded with guns) I think it criminal for gun control nuts to take away the option for women and the elderly AND the healthy males that don't have martial arts training coupled with a stupid attacker (or it won't work against a criminal w/guns) to disarm them when guns are used to protect loved ones and oneself millions of times per year. That is a true shame if the gun control fools get their way....

    Load More Replies...
    karenza
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the prize for the biggest d**k goes to..............

    Nobody Nuffin
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ almighty hope they don't beat me to death with those I've unfortunately got the knack of attracting mindless arsehole

    IceBear
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice bear believes that a strong country means a strong people

    minerva15
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the gun thing (for now....yes its a big issue) i just smirked and imagined what the world would be like if real d***s were detachable. Then men would be posing like that with them all the time.

    AnnieLaurieBurke
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In response to jerevelles: Really? Our government is giving everyone guns? Dang! I bet a lot of Americans are kicking themselves right now, because they went and spent their hard-earned cash to buy their guns, when they could have gotten them free from Unc Sam. I don't currently have a gun, but, first thing tomorrow morning, I am gonna call my representative and get my free gun from him -- just in time for Christmas!

    BrandonNelson
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant juxtaposition. Not sure why old, white Republican men want to regulate our sexuality, while letting people on the FBI's no-fly list still have the legal right to purchase firearms. Maybe Rogue or Star N' Stripes can explain it to us like they so eloquently do.

    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, there are no words for just how ABSOLUTELY AWESOME this is!!!

    AnnieLaurieBurke
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea, except the dildos are many orders of magnitude larger than these insecure dorks could possibly need.

    MarilynSlater
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Ged. From now on I'll always laugh at any pictures of any republicans, imagining them holding your 'guns'! Before I switch them off or delete them, of course! So funny, Ged!

    MikeSheehan
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original title was replacing automatic weapons, instead of just guns ... because the idiot author has no clue what an automatic weapon actually is. Who needs to know anything about guns to cry about gun control?

    WilliamSteven
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://myspace.com/thewilliamstevens/music/song/the-dildo-song-24294939-24096124

    JohnDoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that the guns aren't even easier to get? They're necessary. We need more legislation on to prevent strawman purchases... or different legislation.... something needs to be done about strawman purchases.

    Load More Replies...
    Vilayvone Ford
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the 'Elephant Dildos' look more potentialy violent than any of the guns.

    IceBear
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice bear found that the weapons from the San Bernadino shooting were outside the country

    BradleyRoon
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This artist is mentally r******d or incredibly uneducated and unaware of REALITY. Reality IS that the Harvard Study PROVED that gun control is counterproductive. Break it down for the concept immpaired - more gun control = MORE gun suicides, gun crime, and gun murders. Not debatable. Furthermore - 92% of the crazy attacks (none ever by an NRA member) are in gun free zones - making them 11.5 times more likely to be a place where you are killed or shot in such an incident. Guns are used about 2.5 million X/yr to PREVENT crime and violence - WAY more than guns are used to cause damage and death. There are many instances in which mass shootings and violent crimes are PREVENTED by private citizens carrying guns. Off the top of my head - the Uber driver in Chicago who stopped a mass shooting. The CC permit holder in Baltimore that stopped a shooter in a barbershop with kids and customers. Lady in a church. Guy in a church. Person in a waffle house......

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the comments below are missing the point (excuse the pun) here. Most, of not all, politicians are a bunch of D...KS anyway.

    AuroraHunter
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da'esh has as much in common with Islam as Christianity has with Devil worship. If you called yourself the King of Zandy, would that MAKE you the King of Zandy? No? Likewise, Da'esh and Islam. Are you always so gullible, or are you just peeing your pants with fear and hatred. Afraid of Sharia Law? How about Biblical Law? Is that ok with you? They both come from the Old Testament, and are virtually identical.

    Load More Replies...
    BradleyRoon
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gun control nut alert. Stupid, yes i know, but when one has a religious viewpoint (like gun control) this is held BECAUSE they do not have proof it works - so it is faith based. Harvard Study PROVED that gun control is counterproductive. For the concept impaired it translates this way, literally: The more gun control laws are pushed, the more gun crimes, gun murders, and gun suicides you WILL get. Undebatable. Off the top of my head - mass shootings STOPPED by gun carriers - Uber driver in Chicago, Barbershop in Baltimore, Waffle House in Carolina somewhere. Two church incidents. Bar in Winnemucca...

    JamisonFrances
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you happen to notice the killers were muslim terrorists, not Republican politicians? Morons - if someone had been packing maybe so many wouldn't have died!

    StarsN'Stripes4Ever
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a couple months ago in Houston, two heavily armed Islamic extremists attempted to attack a convention and were both killed by a gun-

    WilliamSteven
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump this... Funny https://myspace.com/thewilliamstevens/music/song/the-dildo-song-24294939-24096124

    WilliamSteven
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok check this out....hilariously appropriate today https://myspace.com/thewilliamstevens/music/song/the-dildo-song-24294939-24096124

    Yesica1993
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Where's this pornographic filth done with Democrats? Even on an art site I cannot get away from leftist hatred.

    AnnaSalerno
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    THIS SCRAWNY LIBTURD SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB FOR DOING THIS... IT IS BEYOND OBSCENE!!! CAN YOU SAY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS?!?!? BTW HE DID A VERY POOR JOB OF PHOTO SHOPPING... YOU CAN TELL IMMEDIATELY THAT THESE ARE PHONY PICTURES OF DECENT MEN!! SHAME ON YOU FOR PUBLISHING THIS OBSCENITY!!!

    AnnaSalerno
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    About the author Ged BoredPanda Staff... THIS SCRAWNY LIBTURD SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB FOR DOING THIS... IT IS BEYOND OBSCENE!!! CAN YOU SAY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS?!?!?

    AnnaSalerno
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I am totally shocked that THE BORED PANDA PHOTO SHOPPED EVERYONE OF THESE PICTURES THEN PUBLISHED IT!! SHAME ON YOUR LIBERAL BUTTS!! YOU NEED TO REMOVE THIS!!! IT IS BEYOND OBSCENE!!! CAN YOU SAY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS?!?!?

    IceBear
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice bear doesn't understand how this is brilliant but anything depicting things like this with liberals is obscene and offensive

    Load More Replies...
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