“...If you will recall last Sunday, I specifically said, in front of the whole congregation, that everyone participating in the bake sale MUST sign up for what to bring. And now, that is why we have exactly TWO tables with marshmallow squares and ZERO with brownies without walnuts. So you can see why this is an issue, can’t you, Susan?”

The fist on Marc says it all...

At least she’d still be alive.

Lord have MERCY, I wish I could un-see this!

“Don’t worry, even with your credit score, we’ll be able to find you a great starter home.”

Best I've ever seen her look.

Jessica Tandy.

Jon ‘eaten all the’ Hamm

Still looks like bigoted trash.

Together forever.

Are those prints on Ann suppose to mean anything?

She looks so happy.

Why does she look Latina?

LOL!

“Mom says I can blink when I’m done achieving all her dreams!”

Not as well done as the rest.

“This is Linda in accounts receivable, how may I direct your call?”

“A wig and a romper ought to keep people from calling the cops on our “nudist” sphinx cat...”

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Or: white people in blackface in whiteface?

Finally able to live their genuine lives!

“...and remember, all-you-can-eat day-old crab legs at the buffet. You’ve been a wonderful audience, all two of you! Enjoy the rest of your day!”

Simon and Garfunkel?

No, he’d be wearing orange, after being put in jail for beating up yet another woman.

Mom looks like she can’t say anything without daughter flipping out.

“I wanna intro-deuce youse to my good friend, Leo from Chicago... Leo! Put down the sausage and come over here a minute...”

Middleton

You are what you eat, Vanilla dip.

Where's the horse? Or a foot?