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Learning a new language is challenging. However, it's just as rewarding. I mean, having the ability to interact with someone who grew up in a a completely different environment? Juk tai nuostabu. And the lessons aren't just a painstaking grind. They're full of fun things as well. One of them is literal translations, the "word-for-word" translations that tend to drift away from the sense of the original word on sentence. One of the members of the Facebook group Monolinguals are the worst has urged others to share the funniest literal translations they know, and, believe me, they delivered. Scroll down to check out these linguistic gems and upvote your favorites!

Interestingly, the United States is largely monolingual. In fact, only about 15-20 percent of Americans call themselves bilingual, compared to 56 percent of Europeans surveyed in 2006 by the European Commission.

According to Arabic professor Mahmoud Al-Batal, the inability to speak a foreign language makes it difficult for Americans to compete globally on a linguistic and cultural level. Others who criticized the United States’ monolingual nature have highlighted problems in university-level language courses that result in students failing to reach higher levels of proficiency in a foreign language.

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    Daria B
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahah! True. Interestingly, the cooked / prepared fish has a completely different Sino-Korean word. (Like the difference between "pig" and "pork" in English)

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    Sleep Meister
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term 'whisky' derives originally from the Gaelic 'uisge beatha', or 'usquebaugh', meaning 'water of life'. Gaelic is the branch of Celtic spoken in the Highlands of Scotland.

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    David Jeu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you literally translate "pineapple" in French it become "pomme de pin", which translated back in English means "pine cone".

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    Sylvan Rotscheid
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Dutch: Christmas man (we celebrate "Sinterklaas" (St. Nicholas) on the 5th of December)

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Polish it's Gwiazdka or Gwiazdor, which is either a little star or a masculine star.... the name derives from the star of Bethlehem. Polish traditions are quite interesting. For example: we/they celebrate christmas on the 24th. The feast starts at around 5pm when the first star can be seen in the sky and it consists of exactly 12 dishes. There is no meat but lots of superstitions

    Martin Hugne
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a long time it actually was someone dressed up as a goat who gave the kids christmas gifts in Sweden and Finland

    Melanie Muller
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English: Santa Clause... Afrikaans: Father of Candle Festival

    Orange Knight
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In English: Santa Clause; In Italian: Babbo Natale; Italian translated to English: Daddy Christmas

    Thunder
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that Santa Claus is based on the figure Sinterklaas out of the Netherlands? It’s a party where everybody gets chocolate letters and presents. Now we have in the Netherlands the whole december full of presents :D

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all better be good, otherwise Christmas Goat will eat your socks.

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    Iggy
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why German isn't the international language of romance! Nipple isn't much better, though, to be honest!

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    Gosiulka Bloem
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Dutch (sinaasappel or appelsien) and from Dutch (as far as I know) it was borrowed into many languages, including Russian.

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    Martz Migraña
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never in my Hispanic life heard someone showering with an artichoke.. this is maybe from a very specific country or region, and not part of the common Spanish language, I think.

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    Claudia Machado
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Portuguese. Funny thing is rollercoaster in Russian is American slides.

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    Aine
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's still called Leðurblökumaðurinn in Iceland... (The leather flap man)

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Finnish too, you can say it's raining water, it's raining snow, it's raining sleet

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    Väinö-Oskari Astala
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oxygen translated from Greek means acid-producer so Germans just translated the name. Same with Finnish, happihappo.

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    DE Ray
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: Candy floss was invented by a dentist - and the conspiracy is revealed!

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    Henrik Lukas
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Danish the mare rides you. You literally say "I've had the mare riding me". The mare being a being that takes you sexually against your will - and giving you evil dreams as a result.

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's the actual translation from greek. Hippos: horse, potamos: river

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    Maya Baggins
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False! In Spanish is F****t (mariquita). Saint Anthony's cow is other bug!

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    Thunder
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch: 1. Grasscutter (Grasmaaier) 2. Lovely gentleman creature (Lieveheersbeestje) 3. Hundred six and fifty (honderszesenvijftig)

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    miaow
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every creature has a profession. Take the worker ants for example, and the carpenter ants. I literally love these new words !! ^^

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chinese word in Japanese: oh, you mean like those from Ghost in the Shell.

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    Daria B
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminds me of a specific type of bug that's known for stinking very bad when dead. In Croatian we call it stinky Martin.

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    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just a literal translation, though, and not the meaning of the word. 'I morgen' means tomorrow, 'morgen' means morning. As in English, really, as 'morrow' is the same word (ie same origin) as 'morning' and 'morgen'.

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    Thunder
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Dutch it is Not normal (Para) Sun (Sol) = Parasol. It’s originally a French word but yeah.

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    Michał Wasiak
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my personal favorite from: - English: terrible idea - Polish: poroniony pomysł (your idea was a miscarriage )

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