Uncle Iron throwing some sass!

Wait, you mean that they aren't already zombies?

I 🥰❤️😍❤️ Bed

Ignorance is bliss

Groan. ;-)

Nobody knows

Dogs have been serving humans for a lot longer than horses. Dogs have served many more humans than horses ever have. (But horses are rather lovely, so no shade to horses.)

Only 789 lies, pfft amateur

Yellow is my favorite.

just give UP, mate!

I wish I could give sb my remaining years. After 35 years of misery I'm f*****g done.

I thought everyone does this

I have a small mouth and i hate big spoons, so nobody better touch my odds assortment of tiny spoons.

Ah... no worries, it's nothing

One of my last remaining interests is WW2 and Nazi Germany. There's always something new. Like the recording of the painter talking to some Finnish politician. So weird to hear him talk calmly.

No, that bottom one is what I tell no one, and stuff down inside me.

Okie dokie, what you smokie?

Awww sweet, sad Eeyore

Or “you don’t know what pain really is”

Damn this hits harder than it should lmao D:

Oooh way too relatable

I want to feel like this when I am actually dying, beats being afraid of it.

That is how I realized I'm aroace. Started thinking about what it would actually be like to date someone and realized that that's a no for me. Then realized I didn't like people at all lmao. Honestly, it was such a relief.

You can't help it tho

Hey I’m on TV!

XD

It's either "buckle up you're about to learn the sonic lore" or "who are you leave me alone why are you talking to me please stop talking to me" for me

Cashier: Not again, could you at least leave a breathing hole this time?

BANG COWORKER?

Not sure if that bird is happy or about to kill whoever put that on him lol

yep

That unecessary 2 instead of to is really bugging me for some reason here.

Well, we all need some kind of distraction from the dumpster fire.

But a picture is worth a thousand words, so a meme could be a more succinct description.

Futurama did it for me, I wanted more

Then you get to do it yourself!

Yay!

yes

I try amd reel all that s**t in yo. No one needs to hear my dark side.

Nah, you can be a pair of lovely introverts. The secret is to let the other person know you are an introvert so you can enjoy the silence together.

Lays on back, aha here they are?

This photo makes me nervous.

Oh well, what can you do anyway.

You always think, I’m gonna do something today, then when the days over you realise 2 things -you wasted the day -why did I do that!?

Wonder what the context of this sign is. Airport maybe?

That's some pretty screwed up theology!

Hey, there's hope! Have you ever heard of The Stanley Parable?

Nah I’m both of them in one, existential crisis at 15 baby

Time to throw hands, Sally!

SUGAR

Easy. Full-time job, the will to live, and a fridge with actual food in it. Now that I think about it, I really would just like the will to live right now.