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Girl Receives A ‘Wrong Number’ Message From A Scientologist, And It Escalates Hilariously
Scientology has acquired a somewhat questionable reputation over the years, largely due to its bizarre belief system, the odd behavior of some of the celebrities it attracts, and the darkly secretive nature of the organisation.
To survive, Scientology needs a constant influx of new members, especially now with numbers reportedly on the decline. They seem to stepping up their recruiting game, if this text message to ‘Shelby’ is anything to go by. Chasing up previous takers of their ‘personality test,’ the scientologist seems nice enough, but is not prepared for the trolling they are about to receive. Scroll down below to check out the hilarious exchange for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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Here’s how people reacted to the masterful trolling
What do you think ?
Melody Lanzatella 6 years ago
The SCARIEST part of this is that the scientology bozo is telling her that they KNOW HOW this could happen!!!! WTF??!!
Wiggity 6 years ago
All I can picture in my mind is Harry and Lloyd riding down the road in the Shaggin' Wagon, listening to Love Fool, when the cop pulls up and says, "Pullover."
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Rider 6 years ago
I'm SO glad that I've been labeled as a Suppressive Person by $cientology. XD
Sebastian Melmoth 6 years ago
They look at it as a mark of shame, whilst those of us who enjoy not being controlled by a lousy money making pyramid scheme, (that was started by an “author” of terrible science fiction for the express purpose of squeezing cash out of the confused), look at it as a trophy for a job well done. Good job on acquiring the S.P. title.
Load More Replies... Melody Lanzatella 6 years ago
The SCARIEST part of this is that the scientology bozo is telling her that they KNOW HOW this could happen!!!! WTF??!!
Wiggity 6 years ago
All I can picture in my mind is Harry and Lloyd riding down the road in the Shaggin' Wagon, listening to Love Fool, when the cop pulls up and says, "Pullover."
Load More Replies... Rider 6 years ago
I'm SO glad that I've been labeled as a Suppressive Person by $cientology. XD
Sebastian Melmoth 6 years ago
They look at it as a mark of shame, whilst those of us who enjoy not being controlled by a lousy money making pyramid scheme, (that was started by an “author” of terrible science fiction for the express purpose of squeezing cash out of the confused), look at it as a trophy for a job well done. Good job on acquiring the S.P. title.
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