...you need more memory. :)

this is not only a 'designer' problem haha

On the other hand, you as a designer, cannot say what the right solution is. It is there before you do a thing. Subjectivism vs. objectivism...

'You can get our logo from our website', is the most common one for me and they always refer to the tiny scaled down logo in the header, never a vector download or high res png.

"Make it 'POP.'"

i'll never extract a tooth with an ice skate

When I was young, I trained as a hairdresser. A woman came in that wanted a totally different style [make over], but no cutting, colouring or perming, oh and it had to be cheap and look good.

Professional excuses are the best ones. :)

I have fired several clients for that. How about when they tell you they want a complete makeover of some old template or something so you redo it and bit by bit they strip it back to the original one they hired you to change.

Especially sweaty people.

Sorry to be boring...but are that not simple normal contract modalities?

"But I designed a Bake Sale Flyer in 1984, so I think I have a pretty good eye for design."

problem of everyone dealing with clients ever

I'm really far away from being a grammar nazi but..."we're need".... how? and why? did I miss some major changes in english language?

MS Paint is the tool of my choice.

Funny!

😂😂😂

Project management for the win ;)

Isn't that exactly (and only) the target of advertisment?

We all have ben there. Comic Sans will always haunt us.

Pixels at the size of a house block?

Real Estate Client: "Do you do websites for free?" Me: "Do you give houses away for free?"

That whole hourly vs by estimates thing is hell. I do an estimate with an hourly rate which includes a caveat for project creep and excessive overtime requirements. That hourly thing really makes them focus and stop fooling around.

Please underline this italicing thought.

No that's OCD Lol

ARIANE

No that's just you having terribly outdated hardware or an overpriced Apple product that has no actual power to run heavy software.

This must truly be art...

Yep

News Fkash: InDesign is just the bane of my existence

LMAO...I can't tell you how many times I have had that happen!

Easily done. I'm a presentation designer and usually give them both.

In an architect's closet there's just a gradient of black :))) and gray in the middle :)))

Oowie

*triggered*

How about Huion?

you're*

haha great

yes, learned that the hard way as well. Just smile and nod from now on...

once you started you can't stop, once you stopped you can't start

exactly, why?

variety of fonts.. *multiple facepalm*