r/dontdeadopeninside

nuh uh. hes going to town... i wonder if he squirts choclate milk

no. just no. NONONONONONONONONONONO. no.

Hm.. I'm thinking now

Ok! I do it naturally anyway!

good lord, what's behind te doors?

they forgot the *in half.

Well, technically there are 5 bananas and one for scale 🍌

Are these made in China? Either way that's some kinda serious penis envy!

there's no time to explain, drink the coco-colo

duhh see you just gotta do some major smashing together

It should have a sign that reads “We Dare You”.

I think it says Poo Stick, like the game in England. *yes, I meant to spell it that way, otherwise it wouldn’t work, dummy*

poor rocco. but don't worry! all you have to do is find a new home tat also rocks! (goodbye. i'll leave now. don't kill me. i'll delete my search history.)

6:01pm must be crazy

im a kid but... kids these days lmao

Simba got a lil too rowdy in da party last night.

Thats Frank, he is special

this is how i make my powerpoints

You had One job...

Out of a cannon and into the sun?

You had one job

throat polish!

here is your air sir

te other signs on te wall though.

when skittles and m&ms are mixed in the same bowl

MOM! I told you not to go downstairs while i go to te bathroom!

Aaris sounds like a crappy budget airline

Let's be clear on this, NO #2!!!

Ive seen the meme, its smuge cat, he was beautiful in a pope costume