r/dontdeadopeninside

nuh uh. hes going to town... i wonder if he squirts choclate milk

no. just no. NONONONONONONONONONONO. no.

Hm.. I'm thinking now

Ok! I do it naturally anyway!

good lord, what's behind te doors?

they forgot the *in half.

Well, technically there are 5 bananas and one for scale 🍌

Are these made in China? Either way that's some kinda serious penis envy!

there's no time to explain, drink the coco-colo

Spripe lol

Good news: not a definite trademark violation

love me some spripe

I kinda want these 😂

OH I HAVE FHE PEEPI SOCKS THEY'RE MY FAVORITES

I'll take a Peepi please

Peepi is the cream on this misshapen cake!

This is why you aren't supposed to tell people what you "wished" for. Once you do it's ruined.

duhh see you just gotta do some major smashing together

It should have a sign that reads “We Dare You”.

I think it says Poo Stick, like the game in England. *yes, I meant to spell it that way, otherwise it wouldn’t work, dummy*

poor rocco. but don't worry! all you have to do is find a new home tat also rocks! (goodbye. i'll leave now. don't kill me. i'll delete my search history.)

6:01pm must be crazy

im a kid but... kids these days lmao

Simba got a lil too rowdy in da party last night.

throat polish!

here is your air sir

te other signs on te wall though.

when skittles and m&ms are mixed in the same bowl

MOM! I told you not to go downstairs while i go to te bathroom!

Aaris sounds like a crappy budget airline

Let's be clear on this, NO #2!!!

Ive seen the meme, its smuge cat, he was beautiful in a pope costume