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40 Demotivational Quotes That Are Painfully True

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Tired of the hogwash that inspirational quotes try to feed you? Sickened by motivational quotes’ mushy tone? Well then, you are absolutely not alone! For we, too, would rather twist an ankle than read another excerpt like that. Thus, we shall join our forces and our prowess for the unconventional and find the most comfortable middle ground in these Demotivational quotes of which we’ve gathered loads, and each of them is as good a mockery as any!

So, what should you expect from these demotivational quotes? Will they take your life force away from you with their contemptuous words? Or maybe they will rip all the joy out of your breath? Well, neither! What these non-quotes about life will do is make you laugh in that very ironic way where your face makes a sneer and embers of amusement start to dance in your eyes. By and large, though, these snarky quotes are actually inspiration masked in a ghillie suit of ornery words that should be read as irony. But you, of course, already know that and will read these silly quotes as a source of entertainment, rather than wishing to actually bring yourself down.

However, we should probably stop wasting our precious time with this gabble and skip straight to the real deal here - our wonderful, mesmerizing, and truly glorious selection of demotivational quotes. They are, as you might know very well by now, just an iota down below. Once you are there, do not forget to give these cool quotes your vote and share this article with your like-minded snarky friends.

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#1

“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.” - Marion G. Harmon

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J Rob 2 years ago

Love It!

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#2

“Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so… maybe calm down.”

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The Panarchist (He/They) 2 years ago (edited)

So what you’re saying is maybe I shouldn’t spend all my college savings on a trip to Mount Everest?

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#3

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Alan Dundes

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Trump appears bright because every day he gets freshly painted with Ronseal fence protector.

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#4

“Just because we accept you as you are doesn’t mean we’ve abandoned hope you’ll improve.”

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

This one is quite inspirational. I'll have to remember this one.

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#5

“Idiocy – never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

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Christina Keenan 2 years ago

The movie "Idiocracy" has come true

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#6

“If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry. It will try again tomorrow.”

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Maj L 2 years ago

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, you're only a day away!

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#7

“People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.”

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Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

"Engines are working at 110 percent, which is a little weird, but a bit of overkill never killed anybody." (If you get this quote, you get a cookie. A digital one, clearly. I don't know where you live).

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#8

“A thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.”

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The Panarchist (He/They) 2 years ago

There’s a point there-

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#9

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein

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Laura Brown 2 years ago

Humans will forever assert their right to be stupid

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#10

“If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments”

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Lulxby 2 years ago

True

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#11

“If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you

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#12

“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” - Ashleigh Brilliant

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Alex Hilbish 2 years ago

This is a brilliant quote! .... I'll see myself out.

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#13

“Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out.”

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Ansi 2 years ago

This is acctually inspiring for my procrastination. Tomorrow will NOT be a better day to do things. It's just like today. So you might as well do it today instead of tomorrow or after the weekend. I will NOT get some magical inspiration after the weekend, it wont be a better day. Just the same. So better do it today.

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#14

“Just because you are unique doesn't mean you are useful.”

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Zophra 2 years ago

I really like this one.

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#15

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey

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Adam L 2 years ago

I just want to go to a place where everybody knows my name...

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#16

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” - W.C. Fields

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Mistralok 2 years ago

Shoot, beet me to it. Sorry

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Gregg Bender 2 years ago

I'm rooting for you...

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iseefractalz 2 years ago

I prefer "i don't discriminate, i hate everyone equally"

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Potato 2 years ago

I like this one better. Because being prejudiced means you judge someone before you meet them, so if you hate someone you haven't met then you really are being prejudiced.

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Ivan Petrov 2 years ago

W. C. Fields - weird name for a cat.

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Jo L. 2 years ago

Oh man, adding this to my shortlist of great cat names right now. You're a genius.

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Bille Aas Thomas 5 months ago

i devour the meat of mankin

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Donna Lambert 2 years ago

I definitely have days like this!

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TiffInTheUSA 2 years ago

Beat

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Kathleen Diesman 2 years ago

My husband when discussing his political judgements

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Agentblackbetty 2 years ago

That's exactly how I got out of jury duty forever at 18 years old. 🤣🤣😂😂

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survivalrhino 2 years ago

My old Drill Instructor said this daily

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Essex Eagle 2 years ago

At least he was consistent

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Laura Brown 2 years ago

Truth 💯

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Spacey_Kid 2 years ago

This reminds me of way too many characters lol

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Shouldn't that be full of all prejudice?

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iseefractalz 2 years ago

prejudice, preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience. So it would be applicable if you were talking about 1 specific group of people based on race, gender or nationality. I'm scot-irish, that would mean someone assuming i'm cheap and/or a drunk, simply based around popular stereotypes. Being a misanthrope however, is simply recognizing that while the details may be different from one individual to the next, everyone is a horrible, grating, disappointing, idiotic, inconvenience to you and your day, in their own special little way. That's not prejudice, that's life experience in action.

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Analyn Lahr 2 years ago

Right?

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Gnous Gnous 2 years ago

Idk If WC Fields is right, all I know is god punished him by giving him a toilet name. He deserved that.

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Blur Davis 2 years ago

Careful With that comment Harry

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#17

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” - Margaret Mead

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

"You’re ALL individuals!"

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#18

“Multitasking – the art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.”

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A Jones 2 years ago

And only being paid the amount for one task during the same time period.

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#19

“The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” - Douglas Adams

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Mistralok 2 years ago

“A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.” -DA-

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#20

“Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.” – William Goldman

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Sydney-Kate 2 years ago

If you love the movie, READ THE BOOK! I had to read it for school and it was the only book I’ve ever actually wanted to read

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#21

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” - Dorothy Parker

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David Butler 2 years ago

Point made, mic drop, dab out.

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#22

“When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.”

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Laura Brown 2 years ago

Sounds good to me...I love naps

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#23

“Nothing says ‘you’re a loser’ more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.”

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

Every sales and marketing office ever

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#24

“Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.” - Dwight Schrute

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Mer Mellow 2 years ago

one sec.. let me show this to my teacher...

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#25

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.” - Lemony Snicket

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-mafīafrog- 2 years ago

This is my new favorite quote

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#26

“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.” - Bette Midler

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

That is true, ain't it. ... I'm gonna start being proud of those who deserve success.

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#27

“Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.”

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Laura Brown 2 years ago

Pretending I have it all together is exhausting, so I don't do that...🤪🤪

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#28

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

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Laura Brown 2 years ago

And full of potholes

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#29

“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”

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J 2 years ago

Wow - this is a good one.

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#30

“The reward for good work is more work”. – Francesca Elisia

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Kat Rob 2 years ago

punitive rewards

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#31

“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”

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Blur Davis 2 years ago

Yeah a good whole bucket load if them too

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#32

“Go ahead and take risks – it gives the rest of us something to laugh at.”

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Erika Vanheck 2 years ago

Hold my beer

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#33

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.” - John Benfield

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

And if they were crossed you'd end up with weagles

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#34

“Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.”

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Unless life gives you water and sugar, that's going to be some crappy lemonade.

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#35

“There’s always someone on Youtube that can do it better than you.”

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

There's always someone who can do it better, and someone who can do it worse.

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#36

“It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.” - Harry Hill

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Olgierd Wiśniewski 2 years ago

This makes sense, some problems appear only when we are looking for them

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#37

“Every day is Friday when you’re unemployed.”

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

People still, traditionally, work Friday. It would make more sense to say it's always Saturday.

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#38

“You’re naturally funny because your life is a joke.”

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Mer Mellow 2 years ago

And I took that personally🥲😂

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#39

“The meaning of life is to find your gift. So good luck with that.”

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harry Henderson 2 years ago

Life is a joke but you missed punchline

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#40

"Challenging yourself... is a good way to fail." - Dom Mazzetti

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LostSage 2 years ago

This also goes with trying something new, however, while both challenging oneself and trying new things might be a good way to fail in the short term... they are also both great to succeed in the long term.

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#41

“If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

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Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

Uh...maybe don't show this to my parents. Or my siblings. One will murder us, the others will burn their schoolbooks.

7points

#42

“Life is what happens when you’re busy reading inspirational quotes.”

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J 2 years ago

😂

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#43

“Stubbornness – because somebody has to be right and it might as well be me.”

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Mer Mellow 2 years ago

Sounds like my sister ngl

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#44

“The best things in life are actually really expensive.”

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

How about the second best things in life?

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#45

“The secret of my success? I make a list of things not to do, and then I check them off as I don’t do them.”

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

I love this

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#46

“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.” - George Bernard Shaw

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Kristen Kircher 2 years ago

https://i0.wp.com/laughbreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/The-men-have-spoken.jpg?w=600&ssl=1

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#47

“Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how much money you have.”

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Shailaoverkait 2 years ago

true

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#48

“Life’s a bitch, and then you die.”

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Ashley Piasecki 2 years ago (edited)

My mom used to say this 😅

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#49

“Never give up. Never stop trying to exceed your limits. We need the entertainment.”

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

Please hold your applause.

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#50

“It’s not just Monday. Your whole life sucks.”

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Shailaoverkait 2 years ago

agreed

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#51

“If you never believe in anything, you’ll never be disappointed.”

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Not true, I believe things can always get worse...

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#52

“Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.” - Cassern S. Goto

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Mer Mellow 2 years ago

"The sun will come out tomorrow!"...They said a month ago

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#53

“When you think you’re screwed, remember we’re all on a big, wet ball floating in the dark.”

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

And the only thing giving us light is the closest star we revolve around. Any light we create ourselves is not enough, but a temporary fix to see what the hell we're trying to do.

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#54

“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?” – Ronald Reagan

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Neir Lucan 2 years ago

He's bound to have been honest at some point, I guess

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#55

“I look at the world and see a rainbow of people who all suck in different ways.“

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Riya Charles 2 years ago

I like it

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#56

“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” - David Letterman

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Mer Mellow 2 years ago

This...This speaks to me

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#57

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

This one is more inspirational than not.

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#58

“Every day is a new chance for you to screw up again.”

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Mer Mellow 2 years ago

...Sounds about right

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#59

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early” – Charles Lamb

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

You'll eventually come so late and leave so early that you'll pass yourself going the other way.

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#60

“Meetings – none of us is as dumb as all of us.”

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

The sum of the IQ of a group at a meeting is less than the individual.

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#61

“Get to work – you aren’t being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.”

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#62

“Life better be a destination because this journey sucks.”

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Neir Lucan 2 years ago

Pretty sure the destination is death

6points

#63

“Trying is the first step toward failure.” - Homer Simpson

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#64

“Life hack: you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all.”

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

Vice a versa.

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#65

“Getting fit is all about mind over matter. I don’t mind, so it doesn’t matter.”

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#66

“If you give up on your dreams that may free up some time to get some actual stuff done.”

29points

#67

"Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."

29points

#68

“If you changed everything about you, I’d love you just the way you are.”

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#69

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” - Steven Wright

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#70

“Interns – the experience we’re giving you is invaluable. That’s why we’re not paying you anything.”

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Cecilia Matthews 2 years ago

Good judgement comes from experience. And experience comes from bad judgement. Quote from Dr Kerr L White.

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#71

“If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.”

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

For shua…

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#72

“Some people are born losers, others have to learn the hard way.”

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Taylor Keane 2 years ago

Trump and company

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#73

“When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.”

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Micah 2 years ago

Reminding myself that it will (hopefully) all be over some day (i.e. any day), is actually a good motivator for me.

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#74

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because if you don’t, everyone will ask you what’s wrong.”

25points

Neir Lucan 2 years ago

Words I live by

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#75

“TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” - Justin Sewell

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Nurichwersonst 2 years ago

Mistakes are for beginners. Experts are producing catastrophes.

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#76

“The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” - Steven Wright

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#77

“You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of.” - Robert Penn Warren

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#78

“I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.” - Arthur C. Clarke

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#79

“It’s all downhill from here.”

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

From birth?

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#80

“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” - Charles de Gaulle

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#81

“There’s no limit to what you can be if you lie to yourself.”

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tom 2 years ago

Trump is living proof

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#82

“You thank God daily, but have you ever once heard a ‘You’re welcome’?”

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SillySparklyGirl 2 years ago

Yes - every time I see puppies, kittens, baby animals of any kind really. Every cloudless blue sky day. Every rainbow. Every hearty laugh with people I love. The feeling I get from being good to a stranger. Every morning I wake. I hear "you're welcome" from God in countless ways. ❤️

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#83

“There is plenty of fish in the sea, none of them want to date you either.”

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J 2 years ago

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#84

“Everyone’s good at something, and you’re the best at not being good at anything.”

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Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

This one describes me.

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#85

“Pulling together – only works when you’re not jerking in opposite directions like idiots.”

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Pull, if that doesn't work, push, if that doesn't work, we're closed.

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#86

“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

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#87

“Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet.” - Latrell Sprewell

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#88

“When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.” - Jane Wagner

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

Schizophrenic is just another word used by high priced specialists. Now you owe him $200 for the hour.

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#89

“Quitters never win, and winners never quit talking about how they won.”

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Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

If winners never quit, and quitters never win, what idiot came up with "quit while you're ahead"?

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#90

“Better discourage a man’s climbing than help him to break his neck.”

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#91

“Life is hard, but it’s even harder if you’re stupid.”

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LagoonaBlueColleen 2 years ago

I'd say it's the opposite. When you're highly educated no one believes you because everyone else cannot and/or will not accept the facts. You go around life able to see the stupid in the world and able to see how power and smarts don't always correlate.

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#92

“The only thing all of your failures have in common is you.”

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#93

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” - Jane Austen

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#94

“Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely not!”

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#95

“Those who doubt your ability probably have a valid reason.”

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#96

“I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”

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#97

“Dare to soar – with enough hot air, even losers like you can fly.”

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Nicole Weymann 2 years ago

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. (Steven Wright)

3points

#98

“You are a child of the universe. Problem is, the universe is a deadbeat dad.”

17points

Wondering Alice 2 years ago

I kind of like this one

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#99

“I’d encourage most people to be themselves. For you, that’s clearly the wrong strategy.”

17points

#100

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” - Benjamin Franklin Wade

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Catarina 2 years ago

Good girls go to heaven ! Bad girls go....EVERYWERE

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#101

“I love mankind... it's people I can't stand!” - Charles M. Schulz

16points

#102

“I’ve developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time.” - Charlie Brown

16points

#103

“You’re only as cheap as your most recent inspirational quote.”

16points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Well, it was my two cents.

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#104

“Dare to be different because there’s always room for another annoying non-conformist like you on the unemployment line.”

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#105

“Life is mostly just learning how to lose.”

15points

#106

“Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.”

15points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Wait a second, this is just "success is just failure that hasn't happened yet" with a different coat of paint

3points

#107

“Nobody can stop me but only because I haven’t started yet.”

15points

#108

“Believe in yourself – because the rest of us think you’re an idiot.”

15points

#109

“Expectations – refuse to accept anything but the very best and you are never going to last around here.”

15points

#110

“When the going gets tough, the tough gets tougher.”

14points

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

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#111

“Today will be a day like every other day.”

14points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago (edited)

For some reason, I thought of a "popular song." I think it kind of went like: "Today, is gonna be the day, is gonna be the day to you. Somehow, I should have somehow, realized what I somehow do. I don't believe that anybody, believe the way I do, about Somehow." - Neil Cicirega, maybe?

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#112

“Don’t rest until you’ve complained about everything.”

14points

#113

“It is what it is. And it’s not good.”

14points

Timothy Harlan 2 years ago

It is what it is. But it's never what it was

3points

#114

“Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.”

14points

#115

“They say money talks. But, all mine says is goodbye.”

14points

#116

“Dream small – It’s your only hope for success, really.”

14points

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

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#117

“Please take your feelings and tuck them back inside your heart.”

14points

#118

“Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.”

14points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I don't think I'd call this one demotivational. I was gonna argue until I realized it's specifically calling out regret. Also a good reminder to make better long-term choices.

2points

#119

“Flattery – if you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.”

14points

Frank Tereschak 2 years ago

If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of bottoms.

0points

#120

“Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.”

13points

#121

“You only die once.”

13points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

YODO!

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#122

“If at first, you don’t succeed. Give up and try something else.”

13points

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#123

“Always believe that something wonderful will probably never happen.”

13points

#124

“Dream is the only way for you to escape the miserable reality of your life.”

13points

#125

“Limitations – until you spread your wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.”

13points

#126

“I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text. It’s just that I don’t care about your feelings.”

13points

tom 2 years ago

Then why say sorry.?

1point

#127

“Because there’s nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.”

13points

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#128

“The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.” - Jay McInerney

12points

#129

“You miss 100% of the shots you do take also.”

12points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I'd say about 95%, but it rounds up.

4points

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#130

“It’s never too late to fail.”

11points

#131

“Work hard and you will (not) get what you deserve!”

11points

#132

“I’ll get coffee with you but only because I love coffee.”

11points

#133

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away.”

11points

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#134

“Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some wind up like you.”

11points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Most...most end up like you.

2points

#135

“Ambition – the journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very, very badly.”

11points

#136

“Today I want you to be the best ‘you’ that you can possibly be, which isn’t asking for much.”

11points

#137

“Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.” - Terry Pratchett

10points

Wondering Alice 2 years ago

Always got to upvote the great TP

1point

#138

“Carpe Nothing.”

10points

#139

“The worst things in your life probably haven’t happened to you yet.”

10points

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#140

“Life is a series of things we would rather not to.” – Joe Abercrombie

10points

Nicole Weymann 2 years ago

"...rather not *do*""

4points

#141

“Your life only goes up so you can fall from a new height.”

10points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

The closer you are to the top the more people there are who want to take your place.

2points

#142

“Be afraid to depend on others when you need to!”

10points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

I already am, you don't have to tell me

1point

#143

“Television – why talk to your kids when you can watch with your kids?”

10points

#144

“Be the bridge – that way we can walk all over you on your way to better places.”

10points

Wondering Alice 2 years ago

" To be a leader, first be a bridge" actually comes from Welsh mythology where the giant king lay down so his armies could walk across him - using him as a bridge and riding to success. So the point is metaphorically or literally - if you are a great leader it doesn't matter if people walk all over you, what matters is your guys get where they need to. To be fair, not many people know much Welsh mythology.

2points

#145

“Life is only logical, and to think it’s a gift is depressing.”

9points

Mymy 2 years ago

I don't get it

0points

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#146

“Boldly going nowhere.”

8points

#147

“There are several reasons why I am going to hell.”

8points

#148

“Distinction – looking sharp is easy when you haven’t done any work.”

8points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

A knight in shining armor has spent more time polishing their armor than earning it.

5points

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#149

“Whoever sang, ‘Ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier’ was laying to that child.”

8points

Metallicd3ath 2 years ago

Lying, I imagine.

3points

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#150

“Started from the bottom and still at the bottom.”

7points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

You can only go up from here.

2points

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#151

“You can have results or excuses. Excuses it is.”

7points

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I am a visual editor here. In my free time I enjoy the vibrant worlds of art galleries, exhibitions, and soulful concerts. Yet, amidst life's hustle and bustle, I find solace in nature's embrace, cherishing tranquil moments with beloved friends. Deep within, I hold a dream close - to embark on a global journey in an RV, accompanied by my faithful canine companion. Together, we'll wander through diverse cultures, weaving precious memories under the starry night sky, fulfilling the wanderlust that stirs my soul.

I am a visual editor here. In my free time I enjoy the vibrant worlds of art galleries, exhibitions, and soulful concerts. Yet, amidst life's hustle and bustle, I find solace in nature's embrace, cherishing tranquil moments with beloved friends. Deep within, I hold a dream close - to embark on a global journey in an RV, accompanied by my faithful canine companion. Together, we'll wander through diverse cultures, weaving precious memories under the starry night sky, fulfilling the wanderlust that stirs my soul.

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Mistralok 2 years ago

Failure is a good thing in the grand scheme of things. Without failures in some form there would be no evolution and we would not exist. Here is a story of a good one: Alexander Fleming was doing research on ways to cure disease. He failed over and over again. He used petri dishes to spread and grow bacteria on them and study the reactions. After each try (and failure) the dishes would be cleaned and completely sterilized and he would try again. He left the cleaning to one of his subordinates. He placed a new batch into an incubator and left for holiday. When he came back and inspected them he was disappointed. (pissed off!) The petris hadn't been cleaned and sanitized properly and they were covered with mold. He was tossing them out when he noticed something. Where the mold grew, the bacteria did not. This was how penicillin was discovered. This particular f**k up has saved millions of lives.

8points

Curry on... 2 years ago

One of my favs: I tried to keep an open mind, and all my brains fell out.

6points

Adrian 2 years ago

Murphy's Law:- If something can go wrong, it will. Murphy's Corollary:- If you keep on trying, things will get worse. Murphy's Addendum:- If you try a different way, the problems will multiply.,

2points

Anita Pickle 2 years ago

Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do s**t

2points

DannyW 2 years ago

The first time it hurts. And sometimes it just hurts.

1point

Bille Aas Thomas 5 months ago

man i think muderer should be legal

0points

Kevin Felton 2 years ago

If you don't want to be asked to do something, f**k it up the first time - My Grandmother

0points

DannyW 2 years ago

Familiarity breeds contempt.

0points

Israel Martinez 2 years ago

My favorite is … “if you can’t be a role model of how to be, be the example of what not to be” …

0points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

we are all just su!cidal kids telling other su!cidal kids that its not the answer. -unknown

-2points

DDmaybeandor 2 years ago

I’m not suicidal and neither are most of the people I know.

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Scotira 2 years ago

Is it me or were most of these just depressing or plain rude instead of funny?

-3points

Israel Martinez 2 years ago (edited)

Dark humor is like COVID … you either get it or just try your best to avoid it …

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Nikole 2 years ago

Go be a shiny, happy person somewhere else

4points

Bryan With a Why 2 years ago

Did you miss the title that literally says "40 Demotivational Quotes That Are Painfully True"? Lol

2points

Mistralok 2 years ago

Failure is a good thing in the grand scheme of things. Without failures in some form there would be no evolution and we would not exist. Here is a story of a good one: Alexander Fleming was doing research on ways to cure disease. He failed over and over again. He used petri dishes to spread and grow bacteria on them and study the reactions. After each try (and failure) the dishes would be cleaned and completely sterilized and he would try again. He left the cleaning to one of his subordinates. He placed a new batch into an incubator and left for holiday. When he came back and inspected them he was disappointed. (pissed off!) The petris hadn't been cleaned and sanitized properly and they were covered with mold. He was tossing them out when he noticed something. Where the mold grew, the bacteria did not. This was how penicillin was discovered. This particular f**k up has saved millions of lives.

8points

Curry on... 2 years ago

One of my favs: I tried to keep an open mind, and all my brains fell out.

6points

Adrian 2 years ago

Murphy's Law:- If something can go wrong, it will. Murphy's Corollary:- If you keep on trying, things will get worse. Murphy's Addendum:- If you try a different way, the problems will multiply.,

2points

Anita Pickle 2 years ago

Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do s**t

2points

DannyW 2 years ago

The first time it hurts. And sometimes it just hurts.

1point

Bille Aas Thomas 5 months ago

man i think muderer should be legal

0points

Kevin Felton 2 years ago

If you don't want to be asked to do something, f**k it up the first time - My Grandmother

0points

DannyW 2 years ago

Familiarity breeds contempt.

0points

Israel Martinez 2 years ago

My favorite is … “if you can’t be a role model of how to be, be the example of what not to be” …

0points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

we are all just su!cidal kids telling other su!cidal kids that its not the answer. -unknown

-2points

DDmaybeandor 2 years ago

I’m not suicidal and neither are most of the people I know.

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Scotira 2 years ago

Is it me or were most of these just depressing or plain rude instead of funny?

-3points

Israel Martinez 2 years ago (edited)

Dark humor is like COVID … you either get it or just try your best to avoid it …

8points

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Nikole 2 years ago

Go be a shiny, happy person somewhere else

4points

Bryan With a Why 2 years ago

Did you miss the title that literally says "40 Demotivational Quotes That Are Painfully True"? Lol

2points

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