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As Justin Timberlake once famously put it in the classic “Cry Me a River”, some things are better left unsaid. Especially when it comes to sharing your thoughts online. However, not everybody knows where the limit is, which can be quite upsetting for the people that are oversharing but very entertaining for us.

The Twitter user @DelusionalPosting has made reveling in secondhand embarrassment easy by hand-picking the best of the worst and posting them for our enjoyment.

The delusional takes vary from very silly to very concerning. Some of them are simply insensitive or uneducated opinions that people should just keep to themselves. Others are statements that can be easily misinterpreted, especially out of context. And then there are the ones that are borderline criminal and make you want to quit the internet. The emotional rollercoaster is real.

We had a chat with Dr. Jessica Rabon, a licensed psychologist and the host of Psych Talk podcast. She explained why people overshare and gave tips on how to manage the urge to spill your guts online. But before we dive in, here are a few of the latest and the most cringe-inducing takes that the internet has to offer.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A dog's life is just as valuable to them as yours is to you. So then PETA, why do your "shelters" have an 80%+ kill rate and you aggressively campaign to eliminate all pitties for the crime of being born pitties?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what's terrifying is that this guy whose name is 'manlet king' thinks that killing fifty people is a normal and simple happy family thing to do and should be normalised

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We all crave attention, so it’s not surprising that we choose to express our opinions (delusional and not so much) online. No wonder oversharing is quite a common online phenomenon. A study published in 2022 that surveyed 410 undergrad students found that more than 90% of them have seen someone overshare online and over 70% have unknowingly done it themselves. 

We asked Dr. Rabon how oversharing in real life differs from doing it online, and it seems that there are several components that make it more common when sitting behind a keyboard. Firstly, social media encourages you to be generous with personal information. “We are influenced by what we see other people sharing and feel the need to share as well,” Dr. Rabon told Bored Panda.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're looking at a bunch of skyscrapers and all you can think of is "d**k, d**k, d**k..." I have something to tell you...

robin aldrich
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on, tell me the Washington monument isn't phalic.... You have to admit any building like that, an ancient design- the Egyptian obelisk.. is indeed phallic... Then how about Bezos's rocket ship? That wasn't a giant penis????

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Lucille 2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes buildings are way too phallic these days. Ejaculating into the sky or whatever. We should design skyscrapers that look more like vaginas.

SirWriteALot
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trees started it. Thusting into the skies, ejaculating their sper ... err ... pollen and covering the world with their cu ... err ... seed ...

ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cactuses too, and carrots, hot peppers, and cucumbers and asparagus...all phallic products of the patriarchy!!!

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cats_from_the_void
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'and the results aren't just divisive, they can be lethal' - yes i died choking on my tea laughing

Zophra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ejaculating buildings - probably a tourist trap, but I'd pay to see it. /s

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Ima Manimal
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what she calls the Grand Canyon or Niagara Falls (nature is so perverted) 🤣

Rebecca Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok just looked it up, the title of the article is very misleading. Leslie kern is not saying this. A female poet from the 70s did. Dolores Hayden. Don’t you just hate when a moment for scathing presents it self, then is ripped away from you. https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jul/06/upward-thrusting-buildings-ejaculating-cities-sexist-leslie-kern-phallic-feminist-city-toxic-masculinity

Bookworm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh... wow. I... don't think that's why buildings are tall?

Kelley Vice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be interested in seeing the schematics for the ejaculatory system that's apparently built into skyscrapers.

Apple Jakes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the same design as the elevator shafts at the W***y Wonka factory.

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Dasha
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beijing https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/architecture-design-blog/2013/may/10/beijing-peoples-daily-giant-penis

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Mark Fuller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What we need here is normal solid bridges and a group of helicopters that lifts the boats over them. Or a tow rope that drags them down and under (NB - must close all windows and doors). That way, no pervy bridges and boats can navigate the water. God, sometimes my own ingenuity scares me.

Rohan Naik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg the comments are all pandas with bad hot takes on just the headline and one paragraph of an article review of a book. I bet none of the pandas here have read either, but that wont stop them from critising the book they know nothing about, and then smugly congratulating themselves on how clever they are for dunking on this book that they know nothing about.

RedPanda
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This lady is Freud reincarnated. Everything is phallic and yonic symbols 🙄

Penguin Panda Pop
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who here has been ejaculated on by a buiding? Until you have, you have no right to comment. It's traumatising. I will not be taking any further questions at this time.

Thomas Grant
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone took those doodles i left in that architecture book to be blueprints...

Ruthie R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the Guardian, but Lord, they do publish some embarrassingly awful pap.

Gay Waffle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh. Just because a headline is clickbaity it doesn't mean the article itself can't make good points.

Demosthenes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, the earth is full of holes so obviously god was a feminist.

Esme Weatherwax
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work just by the Shard in London. I'm going to start wearing a waterproof jacket

Mint Sauce
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure when the engineers were designing the lift bridge that making it look like a hard c**k was high on their list of priorities. Things like- I dunno- being a bridge that could move out of the way for shipping were just secondary considerations.

ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to the OP, the engineers are sexist pigs hellbent on keeping women in their place with phallic bridges that ejaculate...somehow, oh and it's lethal, too...ow, that hurt my brain.

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women must dominate in mountainous regions. Look at all the tunnels.

mr_sarcastic
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So white clouds are really formed by ejaculating buildings. That means when it rains... 🤢

LastButNotLeast
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to be really mischievous to even think something like this...!

Graham Berry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one made me laugh 🤣 so hard. How sexually frustrated do you have to be to see construction in this manner. Or maybe it's just a kink. I mean if that's what gets you going then I say let your freak flag fly.

Me, Myself, & I
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Silly me...I thought the bridges were like that for practical reasons...

Andrew Keir
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nothing to do with the soaring (sorry!) cost of land to build on, ofc

Paloma Vita
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do they ejaculate, exactly? And is every cave or basement then seen as a vagina/womb? How obsessed with pen*ses do you have to be?

Rahb in Oz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isn't the cities being sexist, it is the stupid language used to describe them.

BenMaharaj
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Skyscrapers are built to accommodate gravity, location, and property values. It’s a tired old joke that they symbolize any part of human anatomy and I don’t understand why anyone continues to take that seriously.

Wilfredo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some flog/journo hasn't had a shag in a while it seems.....

Moo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why there are so many people that don't take women seriously...if you get offended by a bridge you think is phallic (it's not) you have too much time on your hands.

Brainmas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never seen a building ejaculate, but next time I visit a city I will bring an umbrella just in case.

Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, that's English writers attempting to be stylish. For more (and worse) examples: https://shorturl.at/chpPS

Miki
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo shaft cities like in Incal would be more feminine I guess.

thelazypanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think women deserve equal rights and pay but I think that might be a strech

Stephanie Barr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't read the book, but I feel safe in saying she doesn't speak for all feminists.

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And skyscrapers should be built horizontally so they don't look like giant penises. Rockets should not be rocket shaped. Farmers should not grow cucumbers or bananas.... /S

Eric Soliday
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like me when I'm really trying to stretch my college paper :P

Karen Krause
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Besides, those bridges are up to let boats through. If everything you see is a P*nis, then you've got a problem.

Ozymandias73
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She obviously doesn't get out much. "Upward thrusting buildings"? FFS come back to reality.

Piper
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes people are looking for a problem where none exists.

xolitaire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How else are you supposed to build them - diagonally? In spirals? Hanging from the sky?

Klondike Penguin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d write back to this phony feminist saying, “I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your bull.”

Szzone
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay writing nonsense and being angry at men does not make you a feminist.

Nikki Sevven
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait...what?! How do people like this not fall down more frequently?

Fennecfoxcat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do you have to be so dirty minded? I would watch an entire series where this person went around a city describing what they thought

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Another thing that plays a part in it is detachment and immediate consequences. “Sharing a lot of personal details one-on-one is an intimate and, can be, an anxiety-provoking situation. However, when we post a status update, story, or video, <…> we are simultaneously talking to everyone and nobody at the same time. We don't have to see the facial expressions or reactions of others when we share, like we do in person, which lessens the feelings of awkwardness or anxiety.”

Add instant gratification provided by likes, comments, and shares and sprinkle some anonymity on top, and you have quite an appealing social concoction.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can assure you that person with this stupid nickname was born after 2000 and/or failed in history classes (or have bad teachers).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No she's just a dangerous psycho. Instant karma would be if she caught fire.

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According to Dr. Rabon, in some cases, people overshare to soothe negative emotions, too. For example, anxious people tend to seek reassurance from others and they may overshare on social media to get it. They also may be more likely to stay on top of the latest trends or news as they might suffer from the fear of missing out. 

Loneliness may also be responsible for oversharing. “Online platforms allow for immediate feedback, says Dr. Rabon. If people are lonely and seeking connection, they may be more likely to overshare online <…> to feel less alone.”  

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Marcos Valencia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According the curvature in the upper image, it looks like a lighthouse in Sweden could be seen from Uzbekistan. By the way, something is clear: Whitewalker420 has never been in a ship in his whole life (or was too busy eating at the buffet in the cruiser).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People can have strong, consolidated opinions about the most stupid things in life.

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So, is oversharing all bad? Dr. Rabon says that there are some positives. “Depending on what is shared, one potential benefit of sharing personal information is increased connections with others online who are similar to you. Many people who form relationships with others online do so by sharing about themselves to make connections.”

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She also adds that for individuals that are struggling with their mental health, sharing their experiences online might provide support that they need. That can be especially important if they are hesitant to talk about their struggles in person.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure that the cops shooting a man dead was a much bigger factor in this Macron.

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However, Dr. Rabon is quick to point out that the negatives tend to outweigh the positives. According to her, the biggest risk people take when oversharing is safety: “People share all kinds of personal information online, including things that could be potential passwords, their current location, information about their kids, or venting posts about their relationship. It only takes that information getting into the hands of the wrong person to risk your safety.”

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Then there’s a risk of losing your job because of mentioning confidential information, venting about your boss, or admitting to doing things you weren’t supposed to be doing. Dr. Rabon also adds that oversharing can have social consequences as well, such as rumors being spread, gossip, or social isolation.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have pictures of grown a*s men playing fake soldier (and who have never been one) and who think they need a gun to stay safe at a library, send me a picture so i have something to point and laugh at, you pathetic f***s. Your hobby is a coping mechanism for your crippling insecurity.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I WOULD eat a T-Rex, so I guess, I can eat the chicken! (Don't tell the T-Rex I said that though!)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Calling something "your 9/11" is so insensitive to the 3 thousand lives lost. Boo-fûckin'-hoo, your favorite celebrity has a different opinion. No need to mock the world's biggest terrorist attack. I'm not even American, but I take offense to this.

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The good thing is that there are ways to curb your need to broadcast your life. As oversharing often stems from powerful emotions such as anger or sadness, Dr. Rabon suggests stepping away from the phone before making your opinions public: “One strategy I like to use is making the post/video but saving it as a draft and then going back the next day and deciding if it is something I still want to post. If it is not, once I have calmed down, I will delete it and know that the post was motivated by emotions, not logic.”

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Another strategy is asking yourself "Would I be okay with my grandma, boss, or [insert any person here] seeing this post?" If not, then maybe you reconsider posting it. If you notice patterns of oversharing, you can also limit your social media usage as research suggests that people who spend more time on social media are more likely to overshare.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The marriage rate has dropped nearly 60% in 50 years, so more men are safely unmarried. Should we aim for 100%?

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Dr. Rabon also encourages people to do some self-reflection on why they want to post what they’re posting. Is it because it's about something that’s important for them, something they are passionate about and want to share with friends and family? Or are they sharing because you are upset, hurt, angry, or seeking validation? If it is the latter, then maybe it’s something to keep to yourself.

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So, check in with yourself next time you type up a tweet, or you might find your opinions amplified on the @DelusionalPosting feed.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been a full-time carer for my husband for 30+ years. Had to give up a much-loved job, lost a lot of friends, financial problems, bla bla bla. In my long years I've met people who stood by their loved one, period. I've met people whose attitude was "Hell no, I didn't sign up for this, I'm out". I've met people who were mentally driven into the ground by the self-obsessed, egocentric and self-pitying attitude of the sick person and I've met people who tried, tried hard, found they were spiralling into depression and had to step back in order to simply hold on to their sanity and life. Please, when confronted with a story with a heading like this, keep an open mind and ponder whether you're required to set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm and have mercy.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Breast feeding has existed for much longer than politics. The difference between the 2 is that even though they both involve t*ts, one set is hated and the other feeds the baby

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more probable explanation is that people hate other people who drive/ride like a**holes. Exactly what vehicle they're using is irrelevant. (For that matter, pedestrians can be a**holes too.)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I especially loved how she called him "the man who tried to convince the world he had scissors for hands" like... yes? He is... an actor? A concept that seems to elude you?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually " literally everybody " knows that no one deserves to be subject to persecution, segregation, or massacres based on something they can't control.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is "ouid" some new tiktokified nonsense like "unalive", or is it some special French form of recreation?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as abuse is bad an this father is horrible, calling that your own Afghanistan is a horrible thing to do.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not wrong. Printing money does not create inflation. It creates devaluation. The effects are much the same though.

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Marcos Valencia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two people talking about the same concept from 2 different points of view won't make "body count" less stupid as a concept.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assisted suicide should be available to anyone requiring it, homeless or not.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny though how men who have a lot to say about women's reproductive rights are absolutely HORRIFIED by this idea.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a "real" mermaid would most likely have a darker back side and a lighter front side in order to avoid being seen by predators (like most fish).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok so the boats are perceived by the orcas to be dangerous and invading their territory but the *orcas* are the bad guys for trying to drive them away?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait….why would we not do Father’s Day? Did I miss something?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh for Goddess’ sake… (I’m using many ellipses this evening…) {Maybe I’ll try an interrobang?!}

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just dumb, I’m losing brain cells by the second.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think someone is confused about the difference between someone OWNING a person, and someone making really poor choices in their life partners.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please don't normalise having sex with animals ok because it can be really damaging to their mental health and they can't consent, it's classified as animal abuse

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only person who can agree or disagree on that is the person who has done both, to the same degree of “success”, with the same out of work commitments. Find me this person

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he’s running and reading, he’ll probably get hit by a bus, so you might want to add ‘excellent life insurance’ to your nifty little list. 👍

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think more parents would prefer their "child" to be on a porn site solo or with a partner, compared to working the streets. At least it is safer?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was born in Alexandria, of Macedonian-Greek ancestry. She likely looked…Greek.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's "comedic" and then there's "shoehorning Megan Thee Stallion into an episode and getting your badly CG'd star to twerk with her."

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Michelle Forbes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well hey..America is normalising school shooting...Well any shooting sooo why not?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband's first wife is one of our best friends. She and 3 of his ex-girlfriends came to our wedding. One of his ex-s came on the first day of our honeymoon with us. Why should I worry about what went on in his past. We'd both 'lived' before we met, you can't commit your life to someone you haven't met yet..

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Luke Branwen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is that "delusional"? Are you trying to imply that sex workers don't deserve a happy, stable relationship?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

did you know, in the original Mulan story, the ending was : emperor wanted her to become one of his concubines, so she jumped from a cliff and died :(

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, she's not wrong but I'm afraid the majority of people value a good night's sleep over contributing to a higher cause.

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Michelle Forbes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gay and I certainly wouldn't want or agree for kids to see kink.....And another thing straight people like kink too....who are you to say otherwise? Absolute nonsense

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emulation is not illegal. Illegally downloading games is, but emulation is perfectly legal. Morally on the other hand, I think it’s OK to download games that you can’t buy any more.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personalized towards me? Let's have Gates and Socrates talking about homemade vermouth.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was on my Christmas wish list from the Sears catalogue every year and I never got it :(

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The staff were trying to improve working conditions and the bosses walked out of the meeting

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have carpal tunnel syndrome, I can’t even write on a whiteboard for more than a minute before my hand starts cramping. I used to be a bartender, would have loved this!

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Michelle Forbes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't exist without ANY people. Who gives a f of their sexual preferences...irrelevant

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