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More than a billion visitors each month used Facebook Marketplace to browse, buy, or list items, according to 2021 data. So for every seller, whether an established merchant or everyday people, this is a big opportunity to buy, sell, swap and give away stuff.

And while it all sounds wonderful on paper, in reality, online marketplaces are notorious for weird, questionable and eyebrow-raising stuff being sold there.

This Reddit community titled “Delusional Facebook” documents such examples featuring “anything on the Facebook Marketplace that is definitely not worth the money they're asking.” The result is pure entertainment, so scroll down and upvote your favorite pics of delusional “gems” sold there!

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Chrissy’s Ambition Is Certainly Admirable

Chrissy’s Ambition Is Certainly Admirable

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The subreddit “Delusional Facebook” is one hidden Reddit gem that documents all the craziness sold on online marketplaces. Created on June 16, 2017, the community features “anything on the Facebook Marketplace that is definitely not worth the money they're asking.” With 2.2k active members, it's still growing, but the chances are it will be expanding way more.

To find out more about the community, Bored Panda reached out to its creator and moderator GrundleZipper who said that the idea to create the “Delusional Facebook” subreddit started from “one delusional Craigslist sub.”

“I noticed that there were a lot of Facebook marketplace posts there, and so Delusional Facebook was born. It's slowly grown over the years, I haven't done a lot to promote it but we're over 2k members now,” the creator told us.

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iPhone 11

iPhone 11

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When asked why, in the Redditor’s opinion, people sell so much questionable stuff on online marketplaces, GrundleZipper told us: “A lot of it comes from people having no idea what things are actually worth. Just because you think it's worth something doesn't mean that it actually is.”

“Probably the strangest thing I saw was someone trying to sell 'vintage' bricks for the price of new bricks,” the creator of the subreddit recounted. As if that wasn’t enough, the buyer of the bricks would have to come and take them down. “Really, I think they were just looking to get a project done for free.”

#7

If Only Nicolas Cage Had Known It Was At Her House Instead

If Only Nicolas Cage Had Known It Was At Her House Instead

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UncleRussian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine if they legit just yoinked the US Constitution and we'll hear about it tomorrow

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#8

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Shyla Bouche
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to admit to confusion here. Maybe it's photoshopped, but it really looks like they're being worn. Nah, I must be imagining it.

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#9

"No Refunds" He Said

"No Refunds" He Said

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GrundleZipper told us that as far as the future, they will be continuing working on moderating the subreddit and “if it blows up, that would be amazing!” The Redditor added: “I'd probably expand my moderation team, and if not, it'll just be my little niche subreddit that makes me laugh.”

#10

Thought This Was Appropriate For Here

Thought This Was Appropriate For Here

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Claire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think these are Mini-Brands egg items, miniature models of the real things. They’re all scaled to roughly the same size as each other to fit in the eggs (kind of like a kinder egg but no chocolate).

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#12

I Would Call This Can Half Full, But I Also Wouldn't Pay $175k For A "Very Rare Half Empty Unopened Coke Can"

I Would Call This Can Half Full, But I Also Wouldn't Pay $175k For A "Very Rare Half Empty Unopened Coke Can"

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no doubt a rich person would by this. I have read that empty, unopened coke cans sell for a lot.

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#13

Duuuudde It’s Just An Old Paintbrush. You Probably Found It In An Old Shed Of Something

Duuuudde It’s Just An Old Paintbrush. You Probably Found It In An Old Shed Of Something

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#15

Someone Posted Screenshots Of The Same Thing For $30 On Ebay

Someone Posted Screenshots Of The Same Thing For $30 On Ebay

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UncleRussian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"look at that crazy person asking for 25k then look at me, I'm not crazy, I only ask for 3k"

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#16

I Can Smell This Picture

I Can Smell This Picture

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smells like sweat and sadness. Also, I have a ps4, this is not a ps4 controller. Looks to be ps2

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#18

Did You Mean, “Andy Warhol”?

Did You Mean, “Andy Warhol”?

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UncleRussian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No thank you very much I'd like to not be murdered and/or haunted by this thing for my entire life... Which would be short with this in my house

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#19

Another Addition To The Rare/Vintage Mcdonald’s Condiment Collection

Another Addition To The Rare/Vintage Mcdonald’s Condiment Collection

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Cyber Returns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well now yung un, When I was a slip of a lad and Mackies had just started opening up in the UK. We used to battle our way through the herds of T-rex and weird aliens seeding the planet for an ok meal which was basically a burger, fries and a regular coke. It became a happy meal when they added a toy and saw people smile about it. We also had somethin' called Condiments, which were not to be confused with being nice about someone's appearance, and we sprinkled them on food. We had a choice of salt, pepper and ketchup

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Matthew Fox
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole flavor profile changed when they switched to regular salt instead of the finely-ground stuff.

C .Hunger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now, if they had one of those silver pens that Mc D's used to give away in the early 80's that wrote in rich black with a felt tip top - The Quick Silver Flair pen, I believe.

Peter Trudell Jr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait a minute... yellow prussiate of soda? So Sodium Ferrocyanide... what were we eating back then... A little lime, a little McDonalds Salt... a little Hydrogen Cyanide gas...

Faith Nicole
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beautiful mounting for 500 , did this guy sniff to much "salt" because that's crazy 🤣

Lauora
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know how they are going to mount it for an extra $500!

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you remodel your kitchen and find hidden gold behind the cabinets.

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#20

Found This Gem Today

Found This Gem Today

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#21

Perfect For My Next BBQ!

Perfect For My Next BBQ!

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#24

$50

$50

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#25

Works Perfect... Except For The Cracked Screen

Works Perfect... Except For The Cracked Screen

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They said it works perfectly, never said it was in perfect condition.

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#27

Cowboy Boot Toilet Brush Holder (Need I Say More)

Cowboy Boot Toilet Brush Holder (Need I Say More)

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JoNo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't they have chosen a better spot for taking the photo, like not on the kitchen bench?!!

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#28

Yes, It’s A Sub-Zero. They’re Stupidly Expensive. But If I’m Paying $4k, I’m Expecting A Unit Clean Enough To Eat Off Of, And Not Covered In Black Mould

Yes, It’s A Sub-Zero. They’re Stupidly Expensive. But If I’m Paying $4k, I’m Expecting A Unit Clean Enough To Eat Off Of, And Not Covered In Black Mould

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#30

Come Clean Up Their Yard For Free!

Come Clean Up Their Yard For Free!

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#31

First Thing I See When I Open Facebook Marketplace

First Thing I See When I Open Facebook Marketplace

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#32

Just...ew

Just...ew

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Cyber Returns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Each time they were worn it was for a year before taking them back off for a shower

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#33

“Like New” iPhone But Only For Parts

“Like New” iPhone But Only For Parts

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#34

Fifty Bucks For Something Probably Won At The County Fair

Fifty Bucks For Something Probably Won At The County Fair

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Cyber Returns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I wanted to see light come from him, I would just go set fire to Justin Bieber

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#38

Free Bad Luck...anyone? Anyone?!?

Free Bad Luck...anyone? Anyone?!?

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#39

They Sell For $14.50 And Even Then You Should Buy Them When They’re On Sale 🤦🏻‍♀️

They Sell For $14.50 And Even Then You Should Buy Them When They’re On Sale 🤦🏻‍♀️

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#40

I'm Not Even Sure This Would Hold Anyone's Weight

I'm Not Even Sure This Would Hold Anyone's Weight

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#41

Translation: Someone Pay Me $100 So I Dont Have To At The Dump

Translation: Someone Pay Me $100 So I Dont Have To At The Dump

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#42

Bruh You Get Brand New Rubber Coated For Like $80 😭😭

Bruh You Get Brand New Rubber Coated For Like $80 😭😭

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#43

Woman Just Posted This Nasty Smoker In A Local Buy Sell Trade Troup

Woman Just Posted This Nasty Smoker In A Local Buy Sell Trade Troup

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#44

'general Wear And Tear'

'general Wear And Tear'

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#45

Pay Me $150 To Drain And Remove Swamp Pool From My Lawn. Comes With Filters Though

Pay Me $150 To Drain And Remove Swamp Pool From My Lawn. Comes With Filters Though

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#46

Good News...the Dirt Comes Off With Baby Wipes!

Good News...the Dirt Comes Off With Baby Wipes!

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#47

I Thought The Minion Phase Was Over?

I Thought The Minion Phase Was Over?

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Shyla Bouche
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like minions. They look like talking McNuggets. However, they're not the brightest. I don't want to find out what disaster would come about, letting them be my tires.

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#48

Dude... No

Dude... No

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JCM
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah) And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it" God love Dennis Leary.

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#50

Travis Scott Cereal

Travis Scott Cereal

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#51

Maybe Worth $6000 Max. Most Go For 2-3k

Maybe Worth $6000 Max. Most Go For 2-3k

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Magnion
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first, I wasn’t sure what was wrong with this, then I saw the price.

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#54

Steal Deal Right Here

Steal Deal Right Here

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#55

Found In The Wild

Found In The Wild

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#56

Great For A Man Cave!

Great For A Man Cave!

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Cyber Returns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In 2018 Metro PCS was rebranded to Metro T-Mobile and the old signs were thrown out. This was scavenged from the bin at the back of the store

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#57

$450 For An Empty Plastic Bottle? I’m Having A Hard Time Passing This Deal Up!

$450 For An Empty Plastic Bottle? I’m Having A Hard Time Passing This Deal Up!

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#58

$25 For A Rock

$25 For A Rock

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Tucker Cahooter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well people did pay money for just bare rocks (the Pet Rock craze) and this one at least has been nicely wrapped

#59

Why Go Get Your Own For A Fraction Of The Price, When You Can Catch This Amazing Deal!!! Before Supplies Last!!!

Why Go Get Your Own For A Fraction Of The Price, When You Can Catch This Amazing Deal!!! Before Supplies Last!!!

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#60

Rough Seas Ahead

Rough Seas Ahead

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#61

You Want How Much!?

You Want How Much!?

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d buy these honestly. I think those ones are the best covers, plus they’re all hard cover. Edit: bit pricey though, but this could actually be valuable.

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#62

It's Not Even A Birch, It's A Poplar Tree

It's Not Even A Birch, It's A Poplar Tree

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