Pullout couch complete with penetrating odor of what?

thats funny though

does kyle have functioning vision

Omg that's a pill blister pack where the cameras are supposed to be

Wow, what a great deal!

His last words were: "Who said I can't?"

Imagine if they legit just yoinked the US Constitution and we'll hear about it tomorrow

I have to admit to confusion here. Maybe it's photoshopped, but it really looks like they're being worn. Nah, I must be imagining it.

Still less of a scam than all those damn pick up gurus

I think these are Mini-Brands egg items, miniature models of the real things. They’re all scaled to roughly the same size as each other to fit in the eggs (kind of like a kinder egg but no chocolate).

That gum is from the '80's, based on its price.

I have no doubt a rich person would by this. I have read that empty, unopened coke cans sell for a lot.

Well I’m interested how the damn was built

I don't blame the wife for saying that

"look at that crazy person asking for 25k then look at me, I'm not crazy, I only ask for 3k"

Smells like sweat and sadness. Also, I have a ps4, this is not a ps4 controller. Looks to be ps2

Looks more like a Pollock to me.

No thank you very much I'd like to not be murdered and/or haunted by this thing for my entire life... Which would be short with this in my house

Funny…I do remember this s**t 😂

The sword on the table? How bad do they hate non-vegans?

Sir just because it has a story doesn't make it antique

Ah yes incase you plan on remarrying like 5 times

I used to have that very same coat hanger.

*gulp* My bad. Good thing cats can't legally enter into a contract. *burp*

They said it works perfectly, never said it was in perfect condition.

Ah yes the sword that was in the Soda War of 98

Couldn't they have chosen a better spot for taking the photo, like not on the kitchen bench?!!

Nope nope nope.

Somehow I don't think it's supposed to look like that.

It looks fairly disassembled to me.

Only *slightly* used!

Each time they were worn it was for a year before taking them back off for a shower

Definitely like new. Yup. No problem here. Just about as new as you can get.

If I wanted to see light come from him, I would just go set fire to Justin Bieber

Not allowed by whom?

come get your 200$ foot fungus its a rare type

…To be poisoned?

Honestly this one isn’t too bad, like it said could be fun for arts and crafts.

Since we no longer bathe....