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People often try to sell the most bizarre and hilarious items online, but it doesn’t stop there—they also charge outrageous prices. A prime spot to find these peculiar and overpriced listings is the subreddit r/DelusionalCraigslist. From services like turning your ex’s street into a drag strip to a $5000 onion ring, they have a collection of some of the craziest Craigslist ads out there. So, whether you're in the market for something intriguing or just looking for a good laugh, scroll down and enjoy these absurd internet marketplace ads. And be sure to check out our interview with jewelry designer Mridu Jain, who offers her insights on the quirky things that tend to sell well.

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Beware Of Log

Beware Of Log

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Delusional? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely

Delusional? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely

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People might be drawn to quirky items for various reasons: they offer a unique way to express individuality and can serve as great conversation starters. However, not every quirky thing is worth buying or selling. Sometimes, people’s tastes can be quite questionable, and they might list truly bizarre items online. These peculiar listings often make you wonder about the seller’s choices and motivations.

In order to better understand the diverse and sometimes perplexing nature of online marketplaces, Bored Panda spoke with Mridu Jain, the founder and designer of Chiyo India, a brand renowned for its collection of exclusive, chic, and affordable jewelry.

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It’s Cursed As Hell, And Made Me Laugh So Hard

It’s Cursed As Hell, And Made Me Laugh So Hard

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Pay Me So I Can Spy On You All Night!

Pay Me So I Can Spy On You All Night!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No guys, no fatties and I will totally not stand there, watch you and hope you'll do the sexy time!"

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Any Wealthy Women Want To Take Me Shopping ? Nothing Gay!

Any Wealthy Women Want To Take Me Shopping ? Nothing Gay!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, there are so many delusional women looking for sugar daddies, it's only fair men try that, too!

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When it comes to the world of online selling, the potential can be limitless, as you can reach a wider audience without much hassle. Mridu believes, “While it’s true that not every idea will be appealing to everyone, the beauty of the online marketplace is that it allows for endless possibilities."

"Anything and everything sells; you just need to click with the right audience. As long as there’s creativity and passion behind what people are selling, there's always potential to find customers, even for the most ridiculous items,” she adds.

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Home Sweet Home

Home Sweet Home

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Zoe Vokes
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The people who would respond to this are not people you want around your children.

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I Checked Her Other Listings, She Is Not Joking

I Checked Her Other Listings, She Is Not Joking

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know this person is probably so excited about their jewelry line too. But I'm not going to judge, this person could easily be a parent supporting their child's fun new hobby or may even be someone with developmental issues and is genuinely proud of their work. You never know.

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Many of us enjoy buying new things, and there are those who also love bizarre items. Psychology Today points out, “Many human behaviors are rewarded with pleasurable feelings (caused by the chemical dopamine). Buying stuff can release those same pleasure chemicals, and for many of us, our natural addiction to feeling good can hence be easily satisfied by buying something.”

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Can I Interest You In Some 28 Year Old Home Canned Veggies From A Stranger’s Garage?

Can I Interest You In Some 28 Year Old Home Canned Veggies From A Stranger’s Garage?

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Didn’t Know Pvc Sheets Were A Thing, To Me These Look Like Garbage Bags $80

Didn’t Know Pvc Sheets Were A Thing, To Me These Look Like Garbage Bags $80

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This thread seems to be about 50% fetish stuff. I'm not on Facebook so am just going to assume that FB Marketplace is basically a fetish site.

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I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This Monstrosity

I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This Monstrosity

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Knock off a zero and put it on a real trailer, and it would still be overpriced.

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A design mentor at the Indian Institute of Gems & Jewelry, Mumbai, Mridu, says certain trends and patterns often emerge, reflecting the evolving tastes and preferences of her consumers.

“Sometimes fashion events like the Cannes Film Festival and the MET Gala play a significant role in fueling the demand for more experimental and daring jewelry. When celebrities and influencers wear bold and innovative accessories, people become more open to trying statement-making pieces.”

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I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This

I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know what the description says, but I am too lazy to look this up.

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However, that doesn’t mean every design, especially those that are poorly crafted or overly bizarre, will find a market. While creativity and innovation are important, the success of any new necklace, earring, or ring also depends on its appeal and quality. Just because your design is different doesn’t mean it will resonate with your buyers.

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Just Cooked On A Sunday Evening

Just Cooked On A Sunday Evening

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Will The Seller At Least Help Dig It Out?

Will The Seller At Least Help Dig It Out?

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The Most Delusional Post I’ve Ever Seen

The Most Delusional Post I’ve Ever Seen

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Zoe Vokes
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would buy them but it’s missing the Prisoner of Azkaban so the set is incomplete.

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Shipping worldwide to a global audience, Mridu explains how a crowded marketplace can make it challenging for high-quality items to get the attention they deserve.

“People’s reaction to odd or awkward listings is usually a mixed bag. On one hand, these unusual items often grab attention and generate buzz. They even attract curious buyers. On the other hand, if there are too many awkward or poorly thought-out listings, it can clutter the marketplace and make it harder for quality items to stand out.”

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I Mean, It’s Only $4500

I Mean, It’s Only $4500

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Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?

Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?

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A Used Cardboard Box For $100

A Used Cardboard Box For $100

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Depending on who your target audience is, even the most bizarre items might find an eager buyer. “I think sometimes what might seem strange or unconventional to one person could be exactly what another is looking for. Niche markets often thrive on these quirky products, as they cater to specific tastes or interests that aren’t addressed by mainstream options. For example, we primarily cater to working women, and our boss lady and wild child designs sell pretty well.”

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This Has To Be Money Laundering, Right?

This Has To Be Money Laundering, Right?

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Mridu highlights that tapping into specialized interests can turn what might seem like an unconventional product into a successful sale.

However, when it comes to these Craigslist posts, it's often hard to tell whether the items are truly unique or just downright bizarre. This list is a reminder that the online marketplace is full of surprises, but not all of them are good ones. Which one of these products was your least favorite, and which of these would you consider buying?

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Still Has A Lot Of Life!

Still Has A Lot Of Life!

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Pay Me To Haul Off My Mosquito Love Pit

Pay Me To Haul Off My Mosquito Love Pit

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems to have done some of the taking apart job by itself.

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I'm Sorry What

I'm Sorry What

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because your time is valuable and you can’t waste it walking through the woods to pick up one for free or how the rich get their parasites.

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I'm Pretty Sure This Ship Has Already Sailed And Sunk

I'm Pretty Sure This Ship Has Already Sailed And Sunk

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Zoe Vokes
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are still people trying to sell them for more than this. I saw a post recently and a commenter was saying that she had one of these that is worth money and one that was worth nothing. It depends on the batch, material used, country it was made in, etc. Some are supposedly valuable to collectors but most aren’t worth anything.

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Is This Delusional Or Fairly Priced?

Is This Delusional Or Fairly Priced?

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#34

The Word "Vintage" Always Multiplies The Value

The Word "Vintage" Always Multiplies The Value

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Audio? That's a DVD player, and it's a 1st generation DVD player to boot. It's basically useless, as many DVD's manufactured after 2000 had serious playback issues with these early players.

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These Lease-To-Own Companies Are Something Else. $2,500 For A Playstation VR2 In Payments Or You Can "Save" By Paying Cash For "Only" $1,500. They Retail For $550

These Lease-To-Own Companies Are Something Else. $2,500 For A Playstation VR2 In Payments Or You Can "Save" By Paying Cash For "Only" $1,500. They Retail For $550

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These places operate by getting their money back within the first few months. Make it past that and if they have to repo the item, they just throw it away.

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Batteries? What Are Those?

Batteries? What Are Those?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For £5 I'll come hot glue your fingers together to stop you wasting your money on this c**p.

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$5000 For A Dirty Shoe

$5000 For A Dirty Shoe

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"Cash Only, No Refunds"

"Cash Only, No Refunds"

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be from a small child. Or someone with a similar mindset.

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Ah Yes 1500 For A S****y Laptop. Great Deal

Ah Yes 1500 For A S****y Laptop. Great Deal

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, $1500 for a laptop with less computing power than a $20 entry level smart phone.

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Rice Cooker For Sale. Near Mint. Maybe If That Means It Includes Minty Colored Mold

Rice Cooker For Sale. Near Mint. Maybe If That Means It Includes Minty Colored Mold

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Buy My Massive 12 Year-Old TV For The Same Price As A New One

Buy My Massive 12 Year-Old TV For The Same Price As A New One

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Tabitha
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

12 years old, my a*s. Unless this is a really old listing, the huge widescreen TVs like this are all late 90s to early 00s, so more like 20+ years old now (2024).

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Another Case Of People Thinking Disney VHS Tapes Have Value

Another Case Of People Thinking Disney VHS Tapes Have Value

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Zara VP
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have value to some. People do collect these and would pay that price, more even.

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#46

Do A Few Thousand Dollars Worth Of Work And You Can Keep The Wood!!! What A Deal!

Do A Few Thousand Dollars Worth Of Work And You Can Keep The Wood!!! What A Deal!

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Libstak
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fair imo, firewood is way over priced and something this size could bring in over $700 to $1000 easy.

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#47

I’m Genuinely Curious If This Is Delusional Or Reasonable?

I’m Genuinely Curious If This Is Delusional Or Reasonable?

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Justin Tyme
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did a Google search. Kelly Blue Book value ranges from $9,286 to $10,839. Available vehicles range from $9,000 to $10,000. This one might get a few thousand more if the mileage and condition are accurate.

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Saling His Couch

Saling His Couch

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Iam saling, Iam saling, home agaaaaiiin, cross the seeeaaa 🎶

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Saw This For Sale In My Area, I Hope It's A Joke. But, I've Seen Similar Posts On Our Local FB Groups So Hard To Say

Saw This For Sale In My Area, I Hope It's A Joke. But, I've Seen Similar Posts On Our Local FB Groups So Hard To Say

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Totally Normal And Not Weird Activity

Totally Normal And Not Weird Activity

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

an agreement between consenting adult, a exhibitionist and a voyeur, it is made to get along :). at least, he/she does not stalk anyone, I think that’s good.

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