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50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

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As you enter the workforce, it becomes pretty clear that most jobs actually involve a lot of busy work that might not be visible to the naked eye. A chef might spend all day prepping ingredients without “cooking” a single dish, while a teacher may spend more time grading papers than standing in front of a classroom.

Nevertheless, between mass media and just plain ol’ stereotypes, there are all sorts of misconceptions many of us believe about different careers. So what better way to educate yourself than through the magic of the internet?

A curious Reddit user asked “What's a myth about your profession that you want to debunk?” and professionals from across the internet gave their best examples. So get comfortable as you scroll through, and be sure to upvote the replies that taught you something new!

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#1

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Nurse: oftentimes we can't control death, only how we greet it, so for the love of God, do not refuse the comfort medication for your loved one. It's not going to [end] them, their disease is!! The comfort medication just help to ensure they have no pain or anxiety when they die. Let us help them so they don't die crying or trashing in bed, confused and scared out of their minds.

The hospice nurses loaded my dad the f**k up when he was dying and I'll forever be grateful for that.

LadyVaresa , Jonathan Borba / pexels Report

Final score:

327points

Libstak 1 month ago

Can confirm I want to be the farthest point available from lucid if I'm dying.

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50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Former dog walker. Cesar Milán is full of s**t. Dominance training does NOT work for most dogs. It creates more aggression and fear. Positive reinforcement with gentle corrections is *so much better*.

Those alpha wolf studies? Total BS as well. Most wolf packs are family units. Your derp wolf/dog needs a dad, not an alpha douche.

UnihornWhale , Megan (Markham) Bucknall / pexels Report

Final score:

296points

Mike F 1 month ago

No one needs an alpha douche in their life.

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#3

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread School Custodian here and we are NOT overpaid cleaners. What would you pay someone that can paint, Sheetrock, tape/mud, patch concrete/asphalt, operate/repair commercial landscaping/snow removal equipment, operate/repair commercial custodial equipment, restore various types of floors including vct/hardwood/carpet/tile, replace toilets/faucets, air filters, belts, trim/fell trees, shovel roofs, etc? Not all of us are cleaners/janitors, which are vital and underpaid as well. Some of us are Jack/Jill of all trades and you want to pay us peanuts? All employees of a school are important and administrators shouldn't try to balance their budgets on the backs of workers when I've seen an exponential amount of administrative salary and stupid purchasing decisions, not to mention unfunded mandates from the state.

Nutella_Zamboni , Caleb Oquendo / pexels Report

Final score:

264points

Scott Rackley 1 month ago

I remember our custodian in elementary. Super chill old black guy with serious granddad/wise old man vibes. He was a very nice man.

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50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread IT. Rebooting is NOT a waste of time and solves a remarkable number of problems.

gfhggdsgsg , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

Final score:

263points

"Disembodied voice" 1 month ago

Also, if I say to stop because it'll cause a fire... please unplug it, I'm not kidding.

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#5

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread People in minimum wage retail and restaurant jobs are not all high school dropouts or losers who wish they had gotten better educations.

foxylady315 , iMin Technology / pexels Report

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251points

The Announcer 1 month ago

Please treat these employees with respect and kindness!

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#6

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Veterinary medicine is not a happy-go-lucky career choice where you get to deal with cute animals rather than people. Most of your patients are sick and/or scared, and every case involves a fraught negotiation with their stressed-out human.

Drabby , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

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235points

The Announcer 1 month ago

Any medical profession would be full of stress I'd imagine

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#7

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Ambulance Drivers, no such a thing.

There’s highly trained Paramedics that just happen to also drive ambulances. As well as dispense over 47 medications, IVs, cardioversion, defibrillation, cardiac pacing, 12-lead EKG monitoring, advanced airways, are able to perform dozens of medical procedures, etc.

GFSoylentgreen , Ian Taylor / unsplash Report

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224points

nottheactualphoto 1 month ago

CPR too. They saved my life.

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50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Anesthesiologist: you're not asleep you are anesthetized. When you're asleep and someone stabs you, you wake up.

DrSuprane , Jonathan Borba / pexels Report

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207points

The Announcer 1 month ago

I really hope no one stabs me when I'm anesthetized!

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#9

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Teachers are NOT indoctrinating your children to be gay.

Maniacboy888 , Max Fischer / pexels Report

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203points

Lady Miss Pie Premium 1 month ago

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#10

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Speaking as an unemployed disabled, most of us *want* to work, but society won't give us a chance.

daird1 , Marcus Aurelius / pexels Report

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194points

Louise Clarke 1 month ago

I have an invisible disability, (Chronic Pain)and I can't work regularly due to the unpredictably of it. I don't know when I will have good days or days where the only thing I can do is sleep.

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#11

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Politics here. Presidents do NOT control the economy!!!

They might be able to have some minor influence, but you are NOT experiencing inflation, a recession, or an economic boom because of a president.

Congress has more influence, but honestly economies are just complicated.

Organic-Roof-8311 , August de Richelieu / pexels Report

Final score:

188points

Kristy Marion 1 month ago

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#12

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Teachers have very little say in anything. We advocate the best we can but most of the time it’s out of our hands including holding children back who desperately need help.

chasindreams22 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

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157points

The Announcer 1 month ago

Teachers need to be treated better, with better pay.

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#13

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread There is sooooo much more to the speech-language pathologist scope of practice than working with kids who stutter or can't say their "r"s. An entire half of the field is in the adult medical setting working with people who have dementia, swallowing disorders, oral cancer, strokes, Parkinson's disease, and voice disorders, plus some other niche areas like transgender voice or accent modification. The pediatric half of the field also works with AAC devices, social skills, literacy development, syntax, executive functioning, writing, feeding, and more.

bibliophile222 , Mikhail Nilov / pexels Report

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149points

Mark Alexander 1 month ago

I learned that when my daughter had a stroke. Y'all need a serious rebranding marketing strategy. 😉

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#14

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Bartender here. No I am not hitting on you, I just want a good tip and maybe a nice review with my name so boss knows I'm working hard

TheWhitestBuffalo , RDNE Stock project / p exels Report

Final score:

147points

Pernille 1 month ago

Either I give off f**k off vibes or it is just that I've never been to a bar in the US but most bartenders I've met does not seem flirty. They are mostly friendly and professional.

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#15

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Maintenance is worth doing and definitely worth paying for.

"I don't know why we pay those maintenance guys, nothing ever breaks around here."!!

The reason Germany and Japan (and South Korea) became and remain such manufacturing powerhouses is because they know the value of maintenence. If you keep everything in clean good working order, you end up with minimum down time. Working maintenance into manufacturing schedules keeps output level, because you have no unexpected downtime.

It's the same for your car or your home. Setting aside time and resources for maintenance means you won't lose unexpected time and resources when things break. Good maintenance will spot things before they break and switch them out. That's worth paying for.

TrivialBanal , Emmanuel Ikwuegbu / pexels Report

Final score:

145points

Kim Karlotta 1 month ago

Yeah, well, germany has stopped doing that and guess what, our bridges are breaking down, railroads and interstates are constantly out of order...

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#16

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Nursing is a profession, not a devotion, calling, whatever other b******t they tell you.

Yes, it’s an honor to care for people at their most vulnerable, but stop telling people they’ll be a terrible nurse if they say they became a nurse because of the job security or semi-decent wage.

MoreConsideration432 , RDNE Stock project / pexels Report

Final score:

144points

MicrowaveGoddess 1 month ago

You are not selfish if you pick a job for the salary.

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#17

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread I am a public librarian. While curating books is still a portion of the job, much of it these days is taken up by database assistance and training, program development and teaching, and public education. It’s much closer to school teaching, but for adults and without grading homework, than it was in the past.

SmallDarkCloud , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

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127points

Firefly 1 month ago

I live in a small town, and our local library is absolutely wonderful. Checking out books is a small portion of what our librarian does. She applies for grants, stays current on different interests, and sets up programs for the community, anywhere from toddlers on up to senior citizens.Thank you to all the librarians.

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#18

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Forester.
I am not the one who actually cuts and hauls the trees, that's a LOGGER. If you have a problem tree you need removed from your yard or trimmed, you need an ARBORIST.
My job is to create and implement management plans, cruise timber for volume and defect, and mark trees for the logger, among other preparatory and managerial tasks.
Furthermore, my presence does not mean that a forest is being clear-cut (hardly ever). "Clear-cut" does not necessarily mean the complete removal of every tree in an area. Most importantly, the cutting and removal of trees is not automatically a bad thing; more often than not a forested area needs to be thinned to encourage growth/production, increase carbon sequestration efficiency, and reduce fire risk.

anon , Felix Mittermeier / pexels Report

Final score:

127points

Auntriarch 1 month ago

Well I didn't know all that

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#19

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread I'm an accountant. Whenever people jokingly talk about the good looking people in the office, it's always "Lisa from accounts".

As an accountant, I wish to point out that most of us look like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

8Ace8Ace , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

Final score:

126points

Mother of Giants 1 month ago

This one made me laugh out loud! 🤣🤣🤣

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#20

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread I am a stay at home dad and former NICU nurse.

No, I do not sleep all day as a stay at home dad. No, I did not get to play with cute babies all day as a NICU nurse.

anon , Danik Prihodko / pexels Report

Final score:

121points

MicrowaveGoddess 1 month ago

I would imagine being a NICU nurse is very stressful. Like another panda said above, all medical professions have some degree of stress to them

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#21

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Therapist here- specifically couples therapist

Therapy is not just about venting or having someone agree with you all the time to make you feel better. Yes we validate and listen and venting happens at times. But we also challenge you, encourage you to set goals and make change, and sometimes give “homework.” Therapy is an active process and if you want to see change you have to be willing to make change. I think media has really warped peoples ideas and they expect miracles to happen by showing up without any effort. I wish I could do that for you! But I need you to partner with me to make things happen.

Also- very few therapists actually have you lay on a couch

Dependent-Citron4400 , Timur Weber / pexels Report

Final score:

111points

The Announcer 1 month ago

A therapist who only listens to you and tells you what you want to hear is not doing you any favors. it's just a paid friend at that point.

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#22

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread If you go to the ER via ambulance, it does NOT mean you will be seen quicker.

ERs take the sickest people first, definitely not the ones who come in by ambulance first.

DoIHaveDementia , Allen Beilschmidt sr. / pexels Report

Final score:

105points

Justin Tyme 1 month ago

And then there is the opposite situation of people who really need an ambulance but are too stubborn/proud to call one. I worked as a nurse in a hospital emergency department and saw this a few times. One time a man called us and said he was on his way to the hospital and that he was having a heart attack. We knew he arrived when we heard the loud crash as his car hit the concrete wall by the parking lot. But he did survive.

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#23

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread OBGYN.

Childbirth *absolutely* can and does changes the caliber of the vagina. The entire field of urogynecology wouldn't exist if that weren't the case.

TwoXChromosomes and other women's empowerment places on the Internet love to say everything goes back to normal after delivery. It's not true and it doesn't make you an anti-feminist to acknowledge the realities of pushing a 10cm diameter, 9lb sack of potatoes out of the pelvis.

This messaging detrimental and causes patients with incontinence and prolapse not to seek help.

This is NOT to say that the "husband stitch" is a good thing...or even that it exists. I've literally never heard of it being performed outside of the Internet, and a partner has only asked me about it once in my entire career. (my response was: "Do you need it?")

70125 , MART PRODUCTION / pexels Report

Final score:

105points

TheBlueBitterfly 1 month ago

I've heard my own doctor/midwife/whatever her official title was, say "I threw in the "extra stitch" for you!" And winked at me. I had torn a bit, needed about two stitches, and to this day I still can't tell of she was being serious or sarcastic. It was almost 25 years ago and I was in post-childbirth haze, anxiety, raw nerves and scared as fûck.

42points

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#24

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Logistics is a vital component of our society.

Everything we touch, everything from the doorknob of your home to the oil in your car to the coffee shop to your desk to your commute to your bed has employed around 10 people.

More if it’s food related.

Logistics wins wars and ends them.

Take a banana -

From the planting, fertilizer, cultivation and harvesting involves about 8 different types of transportation, warehousing, storage, distribution and delivery.

On average 17 people will physically touch a banana before it’s eaten (and very few people wash the outside of a banana)

I’ve been in logistics for years, previously a break bulk specialist with my area of expertise being Russia.

It’s a very interesting career

NormalFox6023 , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

100points

Savahax 1 month ago

17 people touched my banana. And that's just to get it to the supermarket. There a hundred more touch it. 117. 117 people touch your banana

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#25

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread That all lawyers make absurd amounts of money. The ones that won't sell their entire life for big bucks tend to make pretty average money.

dudeblackhawk , August de Richelieu / pexels Report

Final score:

94points

Lucy Dahlia 1 month ago

Can confirm.

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#26

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Ejection seat mechanic. Goose would not have died in Top Gun. The canopy explosives can malfunction but moving at the speed that a Tomcat moves at would’ve ripped that canopy off and Goose would’ve escaped without perishing. Obviously done for dramatic effect.

Bulldogs3144 , Dana Mattocks / flickr Report

Final score:

92points

AnonymousApple 1 month ago

Well this just makes his death all the more gut-wrenching.

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#27

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Daylight savings time isn't for the farmers, please quit blaming us.

deantrip , Krivec Ales / pexels Report

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87points

Hiram's Friend 1 month ago

https://www.history.com/news/why-do-we-have-daylight-saving-time

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#28

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Biomedical/bioinorganic chemist: no, there's not harmful levels of metals in your vaccine. HOWEVER, you absolutely should get your drinking water tested for lead, arsenic, mercury, and all the other nasty metals. Harmful levels of lead, for example, are common in cities and with well water...

Fakeunreal , Steve Johnson / pexels Report

Final score:

84points

Savahax 1 month ago (edited)

Of course there aren't harmful metals in your vaccines. The mind control 5G chip injected by Bill Gates is fully biodegradable!

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#29

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Teacher here..Specifically Preschool/toddler..I DO NOT PLAY ALL DAY!!! I am engaging children, making moment by moment decisions and keeping children safe.

Subject_Candy_8411 , Yan Krukau / pexels Report

Final score:

80points

Beak Hookage 1 month ago (edited)

I've worked with small children myself and if you think one or two are a handful try managing twenty of the little devils at once with just one other person to help! And that's when you're not even trying to teach them but just make sure they're all fed and safe and not (to give a random example) attempting to hang themselves with a piece of string tied to a drainpipe. I've never run so fast in my LIFE. (EDIT: These were kids aged about five or six and I was just an assistant who did not have any say as to whether they were allowed to have access to string, or anything else. They were just doing it as a "game" and were quite indignant when I freaked out and put a stop to it).

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#30

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread I can write code. I cannot debug most of your windows problems without googling them.

Resies , Mizuno K / pexels Report

Final score:

77points

MicrowaveGoddess 1 month ago

I firmly believe Googling is a skill

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#31

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Performing in a touring band is hard a*s work and a myriad of things can lead to depression and burnout. Also, crew on tour (sound engineers/TM’s/merch people) are what keep your favorite musicians from imploding and having fights on stage. If you see one at a show, thank them too.

Mastertone , Kaique Rocha / pexels Report

Final score:

76points

Hiram's Friend 1 month ago

Being a roadie is truly hard work, particularly on the really large productions. Include theater, dance, ice shows.

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#32

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Hospital lab workers DO exist! No really! The lab isn't just a black hole where tubes go in and results come out, but there's people inside making that happen!

ouchimus , Plato Terentev / pexels Report

Final score:

75points

Savahax 1 month ago

that's exactly what a black hole would want you to think..

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50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread I was a Domino's manager for most of a decade. Nobody seems to know that we actually stretch and top the pizzas by hand. I used to make hundreds of pizzas a day, every day, just to have people think we reheat frozen pizzas. On top of that, we were required to be able to make a large pepperoni (from stretching the dough to sliding it into the oven) in under a minute. I was making pizzas at breakneck speed for people who thought I did nothing all day but reheat frozen food.

The bread sticks, cheesy bread, etc. were also made by hand. The pan pizzas were made by hand. Anyone who came in to the store could have watched me make their food and known how much work I actually put into it, but most people ordered for delivery or stepped outside after they ordered or just didn't pay attention.

Bethymania , Mr. Blue MauMau / flickr Report

Final score:

75points

Jeff Gabrisl 1 month ago

For my 30th birthday party, I decided that I would make homemade pizza for everyone. I was really into making homemade bread and beer at the time. It was kinda fun, and the pizza was delicious, but it was so much work that I didn't really get to enjoy my birthday. Everyone else had a good time, but I never had a chance to make the pizza I wanted because I ran out of dough. However I did get a slice from every other pizza. But I still don't recommend any one doing that. Between the cost for ingredients, and the time I spent cooking, It cost more than if I had just bought pizza from my favorite pizza joint instead.

31points

Toothless Feline 1 month ago

That’s the thing that keeps getting glossed over when people say, “You can make it better at home,” about any restaurant food. If you don’t have the experience or the equipment, you probably can’t, and many food items will cost you more to make at home because restaurants buy most staples in bulk and so get lower prices. The average home cook can’t do that except with non-perishables because you won’t use it all before it goes bad. Sure, routine stuff can be cheaper at home, and many chain restaurants and fast-food joints don’t have the really skilled cooks in their kitchens, but a properly prepared, high-quality restaurant meal is usually going to be better than anything most people could make at home. (Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try if you want to, but don’t kid yourself that what you’re making is automatically better than what you pay someone else to make.)

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Jeff Hunt 1 month ago

I’ve always liked Domino’s pizza.

4points

Kari Panda 1 month ago

Same. I see so many people hating on Domino’s here on BP, but where I live, it’s unanimously the best pizza you can get. Whenever we have friends or family over (who don’t live in a Domino‘s delivery range), they beg us to order from Domino’s.

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Lou Cam 1 month ago

Our local domino's has the pizza prep area right at the front window. You can see them being made from scratch by hand right in front of you.

3points

michael reid 1 month ago

I worked at dominos years ago and remember slapping the dough

2points

Wolf princess quinn 1 month ago

Son worked at domino's. This all TRUE!

1point

Jayjay 1 month ago

Even if you sold frozen pizza's, someone made them to be frozen! But good to know that Domino's sells fresh pizza's :)

1point

Deep One 1 month ago

Domino's has come a long way. Their pizza used to be mediocre at best but is now quite good.

0points

StrangeOne 1 month ago

I remember field trips to Dominoes and seeing how the pizzas were made. We got to make our own pizza dough. That was one of the best field trips.

0points

Tom Brincefield 1 month ago

When I drove for Domino's 30 years ago, the dough for everything but the pan pizzas was shipped in preset sized lumps of dough, and was stretched by hand. The pan pizza dough was literally stacked, already formed and partially cooked. Just had to top them.

0points

marianne eliza 1 month ago

But the work load is easing by the reduction in toppings.

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Tommy DePaul 1 month ago

Domino's is awesome!

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#34

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Archaeologist. The myth that most of the stuff we find is financially valuable. I’ve had literally hundreds of people ask me to look at the tiny stone tool fragment or the s****y piece of pottery they found because they think they’re gonna pay off their mortgage. Buddy I have bags of 100,000 of those things sitting in the lab.

elchinguito , Thomas Bormans / unsplash Report

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73points

Sand Ers 1 month ago

And location context is -everything-. If you have an arrowhead and know where it came from, you know something about who was there, and when, and why. If you have an arrowhead and don’t know where it came from, you have an arrowhead. “There were arrowheads” is already common knowledge.

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50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Social worker here. We do FAR more than just take kids away from their parents. Child protective services social workers make up such a small percentage of us social workers. We work in so many different fields. (i.e. geriatrics, medical/ hospitals, criminal justice, government, foster care, domestic violence, schools, hospice, prisons, the list goes on!)

-ramenluvr- , Pavel Danilyuk / pexels Report

Final score:

72points

Batwench Premium 1 month ago

Bloody hard work for very little reward.

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#36

Massage is not sexy, professionally. If you want a sexy massage...idk, do it with a partner or a sex worker, not your physio.

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Beak Hookage 1 month ago

I got a neck and shoulder massage on a whim and thought it'd be relaxing! What I actually got was a muscular young man going at my own muscles for 15 solid minutes in a way that was actually quite painful. I didn't start feeling relaxed until *afterwards*, and the soreness lingered for at least an hour. Definitely nothing sexy about it, but boy did it work out those knots.

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#37

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Commercial aircraft are built almost entirely by hand. Like 96%. There's very little automation in the process.

Kalepsis , Alex Quezada / pexels Report

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66points

Scott Rackley 1 month ago

If you mean built as in assembled, then yes. If you mean fabricated, then no.

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#38

I'm a security guard. The myth that we don't actually have any power is false. We have the power to call the real police if there's real trouble. 😁

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62points

Justin Tyme 1 month ago

Everyone has the power to call the real police if there's real trouble.

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#39

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Professors sit in cushy chairs all day thinking important thoughts, publishing stuff nobody will read, spending zero effort on teaching, and lighting cigars with wads of grant money.

The reality is we're all frantically trying to keep dozens of plates spinning at once, desperately begging for the money needed to pay for basic supplies from granting agencies with a

GeriatricHydralisk , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

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Sand Ers 1 month ago

…with a <10% success rate, inundated with b******t "service" that the admin foists onto us, and sometimes get assigned classes literally less than two weeks before they start.

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#40

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Nail tech here. We are not uneducated or lacking intelligence. In order to do the job safely, we need a deep understanding of product chemistry, anatomy, and must able to recognize a ton of diseases and disorders that impact the hands and feet. In the US, we are also required to have continued education on these topics.

We also aren’t being greedy by charging higher prices. We not only have to purchase way more products for our services than other professions in the industry, but we also have some of the highest product costs. So no, we can’t afford to provide a LUXURY service with quality products, keep up with our educational requirements and also charge $20 for a full set or a pedicure. If you find a salon charging that low, run. They are absolutely cutting corners somewhere, and it’s anyone’s guess as to whether that cut comes from low quality products, safety, sanitation and disinfection, or labor law violations. For transparency sake, I am on the low end of pricing in my area and a full set starts at $60 and a pedicure starts at $45. At those prices, I’m barely making more than minimum wage after overhead.

burritosarebetter , Andrea Mosti / pexels Report

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60points

MisterE 1 month ago

You should have been charging that 15-20 years ago.

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#41

Scientist (more specifically, molecular biologist in biotech).

I am not hiding the cure for cancer, and idk s**t about actual medicine.

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Final score:

60points

John Cole 1 month ago (edited)

Pharma companies aim to make money, like any other company. Its lack of regulation of insurance that's the tragedy. If anyone could cure cancer or heart disease nothing would stop them selling it. Its plain expensive and unpredictable to even try to find new treatment. The body didn't evolve to be logical, understandable or fixable. The complexity is hard to fathom, even for someone who spent their life in the field. Trillions of moving parts per cell, trillions of cells, in a spatial and temporal organism. Per individual...

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#42

Bartender.

We're not short pouring you. The glasses are different sizes.

Light ice = more mixer, not more alcohol.

No, I'm not giving you anything for free. If you were someone I liked enough to do that, you wouldn't have to ask. Also, if I do indeed give you something for free, it's not free, it's just gonna be me paying for it.

No, I can't take a picture of your ID. I need to see and touch the ID. Would you try this at the DMV? No.

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59points

TheBlueBitterfly 1 month ago

The number of times people have tried to show me a picture on their phone of their ID (or credit/debit card!!) for tobacco purchase age verification is mind-blowing. No. Just no.

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#43

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Print industry - your paper isn’t as recycled as you think it is.

mullett , George Milton / pexels Report

Final score:

58points

Mike F 1 month ago

That's for sure. Read the package for the actual "post consumer content", it's pretty bad.

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#44

I doubt this will be popular, but here goes… Not my profession anymore, but I sold diamonds (for engagement rings primarily) for a number of years, and have three separate certifications of expertise.

TLDR: diamond rarity is a more complex topic than people realize, and they are incredibly expensive to produce. Diamond companies have done s****y things in the past no doubt, but the stone itself gets a bad rap for no reason. Besides a sapphire or a ruby, if you put anything else in an engagement ring it will inevitably break regardless of how “pretty” you think it is.

The idea that diamonds are worthless, or should be much cheaper than they are, is incredibly misinformed. People talk about them being “common.” As in, there’s a lot of them mined out of the ground. That is true in a technical sense, but reflects a lack of understanding. 90% of diamonds that are mined are industrial grade and not suitable for jewelry. Of the remaining 10%, about 2/3 to 3/4 are of such low quality that you won’t ever see them being sold (color grade below K-M, clarity below I1). For people who don’t know what those grades mean, color has to do with the presence of nitrogen in the carbon chains that makes it look yellow and clarity is about imperfections in the crystal formation. The price of poor color and clarity jewelry quality stones will be accounted for later in this comment. Of the remainder, they get much rarer as they approach being “perfect” (D colorless, FL flawless color/clarity respectively). Size itself plays a huge factor, because while it’s true that numerically a lot of diamonds are mined, only about 1% are a carat or above in weight. I did the math on this once, and a flawless, colorless, 1 carat Diamond is a 1 in 10 billion stone. Really changes the understanding of what makes a diamond “rare.” Most diamonds also have some degree of fluorescence, which is as undesirable trait, so add in no fluorescence and it gets closer to 1 in a trillion.

However, all that aside, there’s elements of pricing strictly related to diamonds as a commodity. The cut quality of a diamond is absolutely crucial to how it looks and how it sparkles (no one wants a dull diamond). Cut quality is graded to microscopic specificity when it comes to angles and proportions (literally hundredths of a millimeter can effect the symmetry grading). As you probably already know if you read this far, diamonds are also the hardest substance on earth. Long story short, it takes an extremely skilled individual with extremely specific and expensive equipment to cut and polish a diamond and there are not that many of these people left, either. As you can imagine, they are paid very well, and that cost is incorporated into the stones.

There’s also the matter of sourcing the stones (before I get anything about bLoOd dIaMoNdS do some research, it’s not the 90s anymore. If you wanna talk about child labor in Africa, you better never consume chocolate, African coffee, or basically anything made over there at all). Anyway, back to the sourcing. Diamonds are mined out of kimberlite shafts, which go deep underground in the sides of volcanoes. They take about 10 years and a billion dollars to build. So there’s that. 90% of the stones mined are sold for industrial use in bulk for not a lot of money, so for it to even be economically sustainable, the money needs to come from somewhere just to cover costs of mining. Then cutting, not to mention the cost of transportation around the world in armored shipments.

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TheBlueBitterfly 1 month ago

I don't care, they're stupid expensive and boring. Yes, they sparkle like crazy when cut right. So does glitter in resin.

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#45

Marine biologists do NOT get to play in the ocean for 90 percent of their careers. Tons and tons of desk work, data analysis, report writing, etc.

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Puppy Dancing! 1 month ago

And don't get me started on the smell of dead sea mammals...

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#46

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Engineer here. We can’t fix everything. I’m mechanical, I know enough to stay away from electricity, not enough to fix most electrical problems.

Richard-Turd , Anamul Rezwan / pexels Report

Final score:

55points

nottheactualphoto 1 month ago

Engineer here as well. "Electrical engineering degree" does not mean "qualified electrician."

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#47

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread I was a tandem skydiving instructor for a bunch of years. For some reason, people thought that I was an adrenaline junky and risk-taking, pass-on-a-blind-curve guy.

I just worked my way up to a pretty easy job that became mundane and boring 99% of the time. The only time it was adrenaline inducing was when something went wrong. It’s not the type of adrenaline high anyone would seek out.

wzl46 , Russ Jani / pexels Report

Final score:

54points

Cat Chat 1 month ago

I wouldn't want it to be an adrenaline rush for the instructor every time. That makes it harder to stay in control to ensure things don't go wrong.

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#48

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Fashion design is not glamorous. It has glamorous moments, but is mostly a catty corporate mindf**k and the 2nd biggest industrial polluter, I think. you might have a nice colleague here and there but in general people and management tend to be f*****g AWFUL. 4/10 stars, do not recommend.

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Final score:

45points

Sand Ers 1 month ago

Wait. You mean Emily in Paris -lied- to me ‽

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#49

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Board game inventors aren't usually multi-millionaires, nor are they all broke with a dream. Many of us just make some extra yearly cash that helps with the daily expenses.

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43points

Sentina in the swamp 1 month ago

What game is that?

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#50

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread The infrastructure, services, applications, and database platforms of even the largest global companies are all held together by hopes and dreams.

k_marts , Timo Volz / pexels Report

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32points

Jorge Gonzalez 1 month ago

In many cases it's text files and excel held together by hopes and dreams.

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#51

Working from home does mean I have any free time to do what I want. No, I cannot talk to you to hear the latest gossip. No, I can't go meet you for lunch. No, I do not go to sleep in the middle of the day. In fact I barely get a chance to go to the toilet. It is not easier working from home.

While this is not profession-specific, it is a work-condition that needs debunking.

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Little Wonder 1 month ago

I work from home and I have shifts I need to be around for so yeah, I AM at home but please don't drop in on me I am working.

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#52

Teachers do not get the summers off. We do not work only from 7-3:00. We have no decision making powers concerning curriculum, discipline, or testing. There is very little autonomy remaining for teachers.

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Daniel Atkins 1 month ago

What does the op mean by they don’t get summers off? What do they do? I have heard a teacher use that as the reason he was a teacher.

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#53

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Being a full time artist is enjoyable or good fun. It isn’t, it’s like any job, you have to get up every day and work wether you like it or not. It’s hard work, because you need to turn it on and concentrate 8 hours a day, every day. Because you’re doing it day after day, year after year, you’re rarely impressed by your own work. It is rewarding though, but you have to work really hard to get that feeling.

Mackerel_Skies , Leeloo The First / pexels Report

Final score:

17points

AnonymousApple 1 month ago (edited)

This is also why people under-value original artwork. People are constantly surprised at the cost of an original or commissioned piece because they just don't get the years of study that go into it plus the hours and hours it takes to create a single work. My husband occasionally does commissioned pieces, and he's really talented, but it's hard to come by work because people are constantly like "what, you can't do this for free/whatever measly price I suggested???" Well bro, did YOU spend 20+ years studying and perfecting your technique plus hours upon hours working on the piece? No? Then stfu and pay $20 for whatever mass produced c**p you want.

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#54

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Postal workers aren't paid by your taxes, it comes from postage.

Odd_Cat_5820 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

Final score:

17points

Geoffrey Scott 1 month ago

And, BTW (at least in our local office), many are part time, with no expectation of full time status.

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#55

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Not all mental health workers have mental health problems.

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TheBlueBitterfly 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure a few of my therapists did. One was an absolute narcissist.

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#56

That people in the funeral industry really do care about the families and communities they serve and we’re not out to just gouge your wallet at one of your most vulnerable times. Yes, there are certain entities and people that ruin the reputation for everyone else, but that the majority of people in the industry are in it for the right reasons.

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G A 1 month ago

I was sat in the pub with the son of a local undertaker amongst others, and his pager (yes it does date this anecdote) went off. He sighed, put down his drink, said "Time to go and scrape someone off the road" and left. Made me think, poor sod going out on a wet winter Friday night to do that job, losing all your social time. That's stuck with me for a long time.

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#57

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread System admin for a major company. It's NEVER as easy to make a change as you think.

"It's just text. How hard can it be to change??!!"

Changing that specific text requires changing 5 training files, multiple Sharepoint pages, 10 other places in the application, and on top of all of that, a code change, which costs time and money. We also have to ensure that the display doesn't break if the new text is a different length, on 3 browsers, and mobile devices. Then, there is translating it to the 20+ languages that we support.

Just so a single executive director can see it say "Personal Time Off Request", instead of "Vacation Request", because that's what he prefers to call it.

Now, that's just for a single line of text. We get change requests every single day for things that not only change the entire fundamental reason for the system, but would require policy changes impacting 20,000+ employees.

Then we get often-escalating hate mail for a month after we let them know that the request was denied, and why.

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Final score:

14points

Savahax 1 month ago

It can be done, it just takes work. If you create or buy a system that's not designed with maintenance as one of the key factors you're already messing up

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#58

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Firefighters don’t all look like those calendars

LunarMoon2001 , Tim Eiden / pexels Report

Final score:

14points

Pernille 1 month ago

I always buy the local firemen's calendar and I can testify that they look nothing like the Australian ones that hold puppies and kittens. Jean Louis has 6 car tires instead of a six pack, and Xavier is balding, but having met them at the firemen's ball I know that they have great personalities.

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#59

I was an Amazon Delivery Driver, we aren’t lazy because we didn’t specifically follow the instructions you wrote. We have up to 500 packages per day and no extra time to read your message, your backyard looked sketchy, and the app never deleted old instructions so 1/2 the time it’s outdated info.

And honestly Amazon is world famous as the company that delivers things to your porch, you should expect the package to go on your porch.

Final score:

14points

Mike F 1 month ago

After the very first one was delivered to the vacant place across the street subsequent drivers have been gems.

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#60

Train conductor here. We do a heck of a lot more and are responsible for a lot more than “just taking tickets”.

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Savahax 1 month ago

Like what?

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#61

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Emergency Services Dispatcher here: Just because your alarm system is going off, does not mean PD/FD/EMS will respond any faster. They are far more inclined to respond to a confirmed call in progress than they are to the alarm system that goes off every time a spider walks over a motion sensor.

Side note to that: Just because you have an actual emergency, doesn't mean emergency services will get there any faster. They can only respond so fast, depending on the geography of your jurisdiction and how busy it is that at any given time.

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13points

Mike F 1 month ago

When I was 17/18 I worked for an alarm company as a monitor. The spider - motion sensor type thing is real, lol. We had an installation in a school annex building that had the microphone (yes, audio as well) mounted much too close to the time clock so that damned thing tripped several dozen times a night. One of the guys heard a strange rustling in a bank after the cleaning crew left. It wasn't rhythmic but it was noticeable. He notified the police and the "first person" who met the police there. They searched that building high and low and after about 20 minutes they heard the noise, of a mouse that fell into a newly emptied trash can. But in the end, just like the OP said, the cops aren't burning any tires getting to a call generated by an alarm trigger if they are involved in another violent crime situation.

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#62

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread - Chardonnay isn’t “oakey” or buttery unless it’s overly manipulated

- Very few Rieslings are sweet

- Saying you want a Pinot Noir tells us nothing. Pinot Noir from Saint Aubin Burgundy France vs Otago New Zealand will be wildly different

- You don’t have an allergy to sulfites unless someone with the letters MD at the end of their name actually told you that you do

- Most red wines that are completely opaque are overly manipulated, and over extracted

- There is no alcohol in the world that won’t give you a hangover

TheGoatEater , Valeria Boltneva / pexels Report

Final score:

12points

quentariel 1 month ago

I most likely don't have allergy to sulfites or anything, bit drinking red wine (or something like cognac) gives me a horrendous migraine every damn time. Even if I'd drink only one or two glasses.

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#63

Most cops dont hang around waiting to ticket or arrest you. We just want the shift to end, go home, and see our family (or for me, play with my cats)

Final score:

12points

Beak Hookage 1 month ago (edited)

I've interacted with cops a few times, and they were either friendly or in "just another day at the office" mode. The most amusing was when I found a lost wallet. I had a look inside and there was an ID card indicating that it belonged to a policewoman. So when I got into town I flagged down a passing patrol car and said "hey, I found someone's wallet". The two officers clearly could not give a damn... until I added, "It belongs to a cop". Then they were suddenly super pleased. XD

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#64

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Cyber security is tedious. If you are doing pentesting, 60% of your time is spend on deliverables (aka reports). That's what you are paid for and that's what decides if customer will contact you again. Outside of assignments? Learning. Learning. Oh and learning some more.

Immortal_Tuttle , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

11points

Jason 1 month ago

The best part is the reports security people provide. You ask them tech questions on them and most have no clue and just say to read the report. "I just push the button on the scanner at the change time then email the report. I have no idea what the vulnerabilities actually mean"

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#65

That graphic design is just a click of a button. Ai still can't handle layout and typography well... at all.

It takes hours of work, study and implementation to pull it all off.

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11points

keyboardtek 1 month ago

And after years of study and practice graphics designers still have zero taste and use twenty different fonts, have ten extra colored boxes, and ten unrelated images on one page of a magazine. As a senior with failing eyesight, reading a page with all these fonts is impossible. And package labeling on grocery store items? I need to bring a microscope to read them.

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#66

I used to be a 3D artist and no, the computer doesn't do all the job for us and no, there isn't a "better" software that'll make everything better in 5min and gosh no, there isn't that one button that makes everything like in my head instantly like in movies.

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10points

iseefractals 1 month ago

I've been doing 3D art/modeling/animation for nearly 30 years. When i first got interested in it, i was building 3D scenes using basic primitive shapes and boolean modifiers. When i first got my hands on 3D studio max a few years later, everything was comparatively much easier, with a lot more options and more powerful tools. Before i figured out how expensive the education would be against the s****y pay and long hours, i was working on my portfolio for uni applications...and i was an obsessive perfectionist. I spent more than 24 hours modeling hardware for a drawer, by placing individual vertex points...because the mirror function wasn't making things perfectly symmetrical, and the NURBs modifier ended up amplifying that distortion. So i agree with the sentiment....BUT....3D studio is great for modeling, while Cinema 4D has better animation tools. Poser made character rigging much easier, Face Robot was a godsend for rigging character faces and synching them to audio....

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#67

That working with musicians is an awesome experience. Don't get me wrong, most of the time it is fun, but they are also some of the biggest Karens.

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Mike F 1 month ago

Reading their pre-concert demands is certainly entertaining!

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#68

Most pathologists don’t do autopsies, except for medical examiners and those in forensics

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Savahax 1 month ago

I lost my job as a pathologists after one of my reports read "Cause of death: autopsy".

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#69

Pharmacist

- we do not just count pills
- we find mistakes and interactions from your doctor all day and do our best not to throw them under the bus so you don't lose faith in them
- we have more training and have doctorate degrees in pharmaceuticals than your doctor and are not pill ATM's to just hand over what your doctor orders
- many of us work in areas where we don't talk to patients or doctors and have more financial, research, compliance/regulatory skills than you think we do
-your pbm is not taking your health plans/insurers money.. we have transparent contracts that are audited all the time and often your health plan or insurer is skimming off the top more often than you know with quality payments and marking up the programs they sell your employer/HR... your plan and pharma and congressman point the fingers but when you look at the contracts... your plan is the one charging your employer more than they are paying for the service. 90% of all pbm claims are pass thru where the amount your employer pays the plans is what they pay the pbm and is what the pharmacy gets paid... the 10% that aren't are set up for the plans' benefit, not anyone else's. We give 100% of the rebates we get from pharma ( the contracts that we have to negotiate and administer without fees paid to the pbm either) and the health plan is the one that is taking some of that rebate $ and not passing it to your employer...

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10points

keyboardtek 1 month ago

Our pharmacist caught the beginnings of Tardive Dyskinesia in our daughter that was a side effect of a medication she had started a few weeks prior.

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#70

Will be a dietician next summer and most people think we want everyone to only eat salad and fruits, but in reality we urge people to eat a balanced diet. Which indeed includes what people enjoy to eat like junkfood, cake, alcohol etc. - it’s all about being physical active and eating varied, baby

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keyboardtek 1 month ago

Although the latest research indicates cancer metastasizes primarily because of a diet high in protein. In particular, animal based protein.

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#71

Counselors aren’t analyzing you if you aren’t paying for a session. I’m not flipping thru imaginary DSM pages when you just need to vent. When I’m not at work my counselor brain can turn off to just be a good friend and listen.

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Roxy222uk 1 month ago

I used to be a nutritional therapist and learnt that when I was at an event that involved eating, wedding, barbecue etc, that when asked what I did and people responded with "are you judging what I eat?" or similar, to reply "are you going to pay me £70?"

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#72

Architecture is not mostly inspiration.

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David Paterson 1 month ago

1% inspiration and 99% perspiration and 200% worrying about where the next dollar is coming from.

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#73

Doctor here. Messaging your doctor through the messaging portal does not mean your doctor immediately sees your message. Depending on the healthcare system and clinic, it often sits in a pool for medical assistance or triage nurses to shift through first before forwarding us some of those messages. In addition, often times doctors have to find time to respond to your message in their own time that they are not getting paid for after their full day of patients. The messaging system should not be used to replace a clinic visit, only for quick questions. You do not want your doctor to miss something just because you gave them a vague description of what is going on and they handled it to the best that they could over text message when they might have done things differently after seeing you in person and getting a more thorough history.

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Hiram's Friend 1 month ago

I'm lucky. My primary care physician generally reads my message and gets back to me within 24-48 hours.

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#74

Airport workers don't make lots of money. Anytime I say that's what I did, people look at me like I was wealthy. Perhaps projecting on me the same way aerospace marketing is concerned. "Put aerospace on the name and mark the product up 50%".

Most people looking to work at airports aren't aware of the monopolies that Delta has. Work for any other airline or worse yet, a sub contractor (fueling, de-icing, baggage, and so on, you've got the s**t end of the stick) You're not making much. They even have the funny practice of falsely advertising benefits that aren't real. Namely flight benefits. I've seen companies lure people because of such false claims.

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Ace 1 month ago

Odd one this, I cannot imagine why anyone would expect them to be overpaid.

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#75

Sales are a very important pillar of society. Yes, some salespeople are selfish and are only looking out for themselves. But the best services and products, especially complex ones, require sales people. Good ones make all the difference in the world (for both the company and consumer).

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Regina Holt 1 month ago

And people working in retail, dealing with customers, are often hit with the line about customers always being right. That is BS. The complete phrase, by Harry Gordon Selfridge, was "The customer is always right in matters of taste" meaning if customer wanted a hat that was not suited to the customer, if they want it, don't tell them that they have awful taste. Just sell them the hat. Google will help you find the full saying. Be nice to retail workers.

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#76

Ignorance of the law sometimes *is* an excuse.

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PattyK 1 month ago

Like when?

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#77

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread Good HR people ARE there to protect the organization. However, they know that the best way to do so is to put the employee first.

We may not be "your friends" but we absolutely take care of you first. I've fired #2s, COOs etc that were jerks and detrimental to the organization's culture and staff (but were extremely successful in their role).

We also generally hate party planning but get stuck with it 😂

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Mario Clouâtre 1 month ago

HR exist because humans are more complicated than buying 2" X 4". They are a specialized purchase department. Their purpose is to make humans as close to a 5lbs of nails as they can.

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Howdy, I'm Adelaide! I'm originally from Texas, but after graduating from university with an acting degree, I relocated to sunny Los Angeles for a while. I then got a serious bite from the travel bug and found myself moving to Sweden and England before settling in Lithuania about two years ago. I'm passionate about animal welfare, sustainability and eating delicious food. But as you can see, I cover a wide range of topics including drama, internet trends and hilarious memes. I can easily be won over with a Seinfeld reference, vegan pastry or glass of fresh cold brew. And during my free time, I can usually be seen strolling through a park, playing tennis or baking something tasty.

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Justin Tyme 1 month ago (edited)

Nurses do not simply follow doctors' orders. Nurses make dozens (or perhaps hundreds) of independent decisions during their shift (within their scope of practice of course). They also need to determine how to best apply doctors' orders. Also, a nurse knows best what is happening with a patient because the nurse is right there working with the patient. The nurse often needs to be an advocate for the patient and contact the on-call doctor and convince the doctor that some order is no longer needed or that a certain new order is needed.

15points

Damned_Cat 1 month ago

I often trust the nurse more than I trust the doctor. Nurses tend to listen more and relate to your experience. I truly believe that a nurse saved my life once when she offered to "help me to my car" and then told me privately that I should get a second opinion.

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Beak Hookage 1 month ago

I've encountered my fair share of doctors, and though most of them were very nice (with the odd bullying jerk) I have never yet met a nurse who wasn't a goddamn angel who knew damn well what they were doing.

6points

Undercover 1 month ago

Work as carer for an elderly person. I'm percieved as a home-cleaner and cook. My real focus is on the client's well-being: helping with tasks, working on bettering / mantaining their mobility, listening to their worries, engaging them in things they like(d) to to, helping with bodily functions, giving mental impulses, making them as comfortably as they can be. Just giving / having time for everything they want. That's the most important ❤️ Yet, in social perception and wagewise I'll be the cleaner. Until you need me....

2points

Damned_Cat 1 month ago

Government employee. The people working at the public service level are not a bunch of lazy bureaucrats just out to screw you. We are dedicated to running our part of the system to the best of our ability. We have processes and procedures that were developed to make things run as expediently as possible (just like any private business) so if you have to fill out forms, go through an intake interview or provide us with personal information, there is a reason. And no, we can't break the rules just because you know someone higher up the chain of command. Those higher-ups are judging us on how well we follow the rules. They will often appease you to your face, but then tell us to do things just the way we are intended. Just know that we are trying our best to get you what you need as fast as we can.

10points

LinkTheHylian 1 month ago

Also, just because we work for the government doesn't mean we agree with that government. Also also, we're not throwing money at "every immigrant who gets off a boat". They need to qualify just like those of you born in the country. Also also also, I can't let you speak to "Jennifer". Do you know how many Jennifers work in the goverment? Because I don't, and I'm right there with them.

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James Doe 1 month ago

There is a lot of truth in these prejudices. If I compare the utter bs my wife has to deal with at a university clinic (hence state owned) to myself at a successfull former startup.. The horrendous incompetence of their HR department alone leaves me flabbergasted. Bad apples as far as the eye can see and no possibility to get rid of them.

0points

Richard Campbell 1 month ago

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Mike F 1 month ago

These were fun. Some total BS, but most were fun.

5points

StrangeOne 1 month ago

I work production at a thrift shop. No, I can't change the price on the item. No, I'm not trained in grading/pricing, so if I tell you to see the cashiers about an item with a lost price tag I'm not trying to pass you off because I don't want to deal with you. If anything I want to help you, but I am not of authority to decide a price or change a price for you. The only thing I can do is guide you to the people who can help you with that. If you need to know where something is, I may or may not know. If I do, I'll definitely show you. If I don't, that means it's outside of my department and may be too new to know where everything is. I will have to get someone who does know. Yes, we are watching out for shoplifting. No, we cannot stop shoplifters, nor accuse anyone of shoplifting. What I will do is offer customer service, ask you if you need help, offer to get you a shopping cart/basket, ask if you're okay. We're also looking out for anyone who needs medical assistance.

1point

B.Nelson 1 month ago

High school Teacher: grading stuff is exhausting and that's why it takes so long. We can usually tell if a kid should be evaluated for ADHD, autism, depression, anxiety, dyslexia, or any number of other issues they might have. We can also tell when a kid comes to school high/drunk/whatever. The best students are those whose parents have raised them to take responsibility for themselves and their actions, not necessarily the smartest ones.

0points

Panda McPandaface 1 month ago

Well that was depressing.

0points

whiterabbit 1 month ago (edited)

Dental professional.. very few people have actual enamel disorders. I couldn't even begin to count how many times people claim they're teeth are rotting, their bone loss, or their gingivitis is because of genetics. Yes, genetics will play a role, but it's typically not as big of a role as hygiene and eating habits. We can tell that you don't brush and floss daily, or, if you do attempt to brush daily, it's not done adequately. You can prevent that vast majority of tooth problems but you choose not to.

-1point

Justin Tyme 1 month ago (edited)

Nurses do not simply follow doctors' orders. Nurses make dozens (or perhaps hundreds) of independent decisions during their shift (within their scope of practice of course). They also need to determine how to best apply doctors' orders. Also, a nurse knows best what is happening with a patient because the nurse is right there working with the patient. The nurse often needs to be an advocate for the patient and contact the on-call doctor and convince the doctor that some order is no longer needed or that a certain new order is needed.

15points

Damned_Cat 1 month ago

I often trust the nurse more than I trust the doctor. Nurses tend to listen more and relate to your experience. I truly believe that a nurse saved my life once when she offered to "help me to my car" and then told me privately that I should get a second opinion.

14points

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Beak Hookage 1 month ago

I've encountered my fair share of doctors, and though most of them were very nice (with the odd bullying jerk) I have never yet met a nurse who wasn't a goddamn angel who knew damn well what they were doing.

6points

Undercover 1 month ago

Work as carer for an elderly person. I'm percieved as a home-cleaner and cook. My real focus is on the client's well-being: helping with tasks, working on bettering / mantaining their mobility, listening to their worries, engaging them in things they like(d) to to, helping with bodily functions, giving mental impulses, making them as comfortably as they can be. Just giving / having time for everything they want. That's the most important ❤️ Yet, in social perception and wagewise I'll be the cleaner. Until you need me....

2points

Damned_Cat 1 month ago

Government employee. The people working at the public service level are not a bunch of lazy bureaucrats just out to screw you. We are dedicated to running our part of the system to the best of our ability. We have processes and procedures that were developed to make things run as expediently as possible (just like any private business) so if you have to fill out forms, go through an intake interview or provide us with personal information, there is a reason. And no, we can't break the rules just because you know someone higher up the chain of command. Those higher-ups are judging us on how well we follow the rules. They will often appease you to your face, but then tell us to do things just the way we are intended. Just know that we are trying our best to get you what you need as fast as we can.

10points

LinkTheHylian 1 month ago

Also, just because we work for the government doesn't mean we agree with that government. Also also, we're not throwing money at "every immigrant who gets off a boat". They need to qualify just like those of you born in the country. Also also also, I can't let you speak to "Jennifer". Do you know how many Jennifers work in the goverment? Because I don't, and I'm right there with them.

10points

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James Doe 1 month ago

There is a lot of truth in these prejudices. If I compare the utter bs my wife has to deal with at a university clinic (hence state owned) to myself at a successfull former startup.. The horrendous incompetence of their HR department alone leaves me flabbergasted. Bad apples as far as the eye can see and no possibility to get rid of them.

0points

Richard Campbell 1 month ago

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Mike F 1 month ago

These were fun. Some total BS, but most were fun.

5points

StrangeOne 1 month ago

I work production at a thrift shop. No, I can't change the price on the item. No, I'm not trained in grading/pricing, so if I tell you to see the cashiers about an item with a lost price tag I'm not trying to pass you off because I don't want to deal with you. If anything I want to help you, but I am not of authority to decide a price or change a price for you. The only thing I can do is guide you to the people who can help you with that. If you need to know where something is, I may or may not know. If I do, I'll definitely show you. If I don't, that means it's outside of my department and may be too new to know where everything is. I will have to get someone who does know. Yes, we are watching out for shoplifting. No, we cannot stop shoplifters, nor accuse anyone of shoplifting. What I will do is offer customer service, ask you if you need help, offer to get you a shopping cart/basket, ask if you're okay. We're also looking out for anyone who needs medical assistance.

1point

B.Nelson 1 month ago

High school Teacher: grading stuff is exhausting and that's why it takes so long. We can usually tell if a kid should be evaluated for ADHD, autism, depression, anxiety, dyslexia, or any number of other issues they might have. We can also tell when a kid comes to school high/drunk/whatever. The best students are those whose parents have raised them to take responsibility for themselves and their actions, not necessarily the smartest ones.

0points

Panda McPandaface 1 month ago

Well that was depressing.

0points

whiterabbit 1 month ago (edited)

Dental professional.. very few people have actual enamel disorders. I couldn't even begin to count how many times people claim they're teeth are rotting, their bone loss, or their gingivitis is because of genetics. Yes, genetics will play a role, but it's typically not as big of a role as hygiene and eating habits. We can tell that you don't brush and floss daily, or, if you do attempt to brush daily, it's not done adequately. You can prevent that vast majority of tooth problems but you choose not to.

-1point

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