30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals

Films and television can distort our view of certain things. Professions are no exception. I watched my fair share of Grey's Anatomy and saw how they're constantly shocking flat-lining patients. Turns out, it's not actually true. Asystole (the technical term for 'flat-lining') is not a 'shockable rhythm,' according to the Cleveland Clinic. So, the whole thing is a hoax.

Well, every day is an opportunity to learn something new, so let's do that, shall we? Let's see what other people have to say about their professions and the misconceptions that people have about them. The Redditor MajesticWin8708 was curious and asked other netizens: "What's one myth about your profession you would like to debunk?" Check out people’s answers below!

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals ive worked in psych/mental health for almost a decade. i can confidently say 99.9% of homeless people are not homeless because they want to. many of the alternatives, like shelters, are in abysmal/dangerous conditions, usually have extremely strict rules (ex: closing the doors at 6pm, but your job ends at 530pm and the bus was late), and are run by churches (problem for lgbt, atheists, etc). often these places are worse than living on the streets in terms of safety and stability.

not everyone on the street is a drug addict, and for those that are many are either self-medicating because they cant afford meds they need (or cant keep appts due to transportation, not having a phone, etc), or because being homeless is boring and brutal and unkind so what else do you do? forced rehab objectively doesnt work and is often more dangerous than letting them use drugs. most homeless folks have nowhere to store their belongings, nowhere to go to the bathroom, nowhere to shower or bathe or clean their clothes, nor do they have a physical mailing address required by virtually all jobs for tax reasons.

you want to stop the "homeless epidemic"? treat them like people, pay people more, control rent prices to keep them affordable, demand universal healthcare, and demand funding this s**t.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Not everyone who works in fast food is:
- A teenager trying to make some fun money, or trying to save up for school or a car.
- "So stupid they couldn't get a real job"
- A felon who couldn't get hired anywhere else
- Lazy and entitled and "wants $15 an hour to play on their phone all day"

Most people who work in fast food are:
- Hard working, honest folks who want to be able to pay their bills and take care of their family.
- Fed up with you assuming they're too lazy or dumb to get a "real job"

Edit: Lmaooo this one really got some people riled up, huh?

Narrow_Housing3190 , Abhinav Bhardwaj Report

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Kylie 9 months ago

There's nothing wrong with honest work. Wherever it is done.

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Little Wonder 9 months ago

Flipping burgers with speed while maintaining quality and service is HARD. I'd love to send those people who are saying "Oh burger flippers are lower than me" to do a couple of shifts and see how they get on.

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MushroomHead22 9 months ago

given the choice between sit in a chair and send emails, or run around flipping burgers, keeping the kitchen clean/keep up quality service; being paid the same salary... the kitchen sounds more fun. i just don't work in one because they are not paid fairly..... i worked in a restaurant as a line cook; the position normally took 2 people on a regular day, and 3 people on a very busy day, well i was often left alone on saturday nights, during hockey playoffs (im from canada) because i was "able to do the work of 3 people of get orders out right, and actually presentable"... i wasn't paid fairly, and when i wouldn't get a raise, i just stopped being able to do all of that.

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lawrence Andrew 9 months ago

I had a manager that got fired by the owner, next week he was working the counter at McDonald's. His family still needed to eat until he got a better job. I respected that.

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The Ace Writer 9 months ago

People in fast food are working so hard and get mistreated so often. I don't get why people are so disrespectful to them. They deserve better treatment and better pay

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DubMaccaT 9 months ago

Hard working and deserving of respect. They certainly have mine.

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Roan The Demon Kitty 9 months ago

even if a job in fast food is the only job someone can get, they still deserve to be treat with respect rather than face the abuse and harassment so many of them face each and every day.

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Sonja 9 months ago

If you have worked 40 hours, those 40 hours are gone. That piece of your life is gone forever. You should be paid a fair share of the wealth that your work generated, no matter what the job was. Fast food chains make billions every year, after all the costs have been deducted, because they steal their employees lifetime and don't pay that accordingly. No job that takes 40 hours from your life every week should pay so little that you need a second one to pay your bills. Especially not when it earns billions for the investors. Even if fast food chains paid every single employee triple of what they earn now, the owners would still be millionaires without having to lift a finger. So how is it fair that the people who create all that wealth with their labour can't live comfortably from their wages?

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Just Another Girl 9 months ago

I think everyone should work in food service for a while to learn some humility. Also, customer service and cash handling skills are great for a resume.

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Laura Annsmith 9 months ago

Naw, I think everyone should work in healthcare to learn humility and respect for people! The problem with your comment is those people who act like that are like that way everywhere they go, that is a fact, we actually had a seminar on that very thing, about how not to take it personally because people who behave that way do it everywhere they go. it's not just in retail or food. I've been a nurse for 20+ years, I can't even begin to tell you how nasty patients can be, it's so weird that so many people say how "everyone should work retail or food". No, people just need to do better!

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MR 9 months ago

These places seek long term employees. It costs a LOT to train people. And regardless of who's doing the work, everyone should, at a bare minimum, be paid for their time. Which isn't cheap.

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ConstantlyJon 9 months ago

I have two jobs. One is a "real job" working a clerical position in a major US hospital. The other isn't in fast food, but I wait tables at a higher end chain restaurant. I've worked in lots of fast food places though. I will say, between the two (my "real" job and fast food), most of the people working in fast food are by far the harder workers. It isn't close.

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Ahmad Hamad 9 months ago

like delivery representative

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SadieCat17 (she/her) 9 months ago

If minimum wage jobs are for teenagers, why are they open between the hours of 7-4 during school months?? If you want fast food for lunch, you're going to have to accept that these workers deserve income to live on in return for providing you a service.

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Laura Annsmith 9 months ago

I am so tired of the broken record comments about fast food workers, people saying those jobs are only for kids in school, so weird because those places are open when those said kids are in school, people who are disrespectful to service workers, and love trying to feel superior saying that kind of stuff while hiding behind their keyboard. Just trash!!

1point

L Terr 9 months ago

If all fast food workers quit, then who will make your coffee

1point

BookFanatic 9 months ago

The manager at my local McD's used to work in corporate America until he got downsized. He always wears a button down shirt with a tie and he is 1000% the happiest person I've ever met. He said he knows he could get a job elsewhere but "it's way more fun" at McDonald's.

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Imnotthatpanda 9 months ago

These people deserve to be treated with respect and dignity. my first job was McDonald’s at 16. I burnt my arm on the fry fryer on my 3rd shift and straight up walked out. It was hard as hell. I hated it. Mind you, I joined the military at 20 and did a decade in the Army, but couldn’t hack it even a full week at McDonald’s. Anytime I get fast food, even if it’s just a Diet Coke through the drive thru (yall know McDonald’s Diet Coke is fire!) I am extremely polite. Lots of times my local McDonald’s knows me and my Diet Coke obsession and don’t even charge me for it.

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Stephanie A Mutti 9 months ago

The hardest job I ever had was Pizza Hut. I worked like crazy there and then just as I would be about to hit overtime, I'd get sent home because they didn't want to pay it. It was fine because I was fresh out of college and living at home and not really responsible for bills so much but I can't imagine being a single parent and working 39.5 hrs a week and yet making minimum. It's not always a reward to get sent home early.

1point

Leanne Hailes 9 months ago

I have two college certificates and a diploma from university. I still prefer my customer service job. I hate, snobby can't see past the end of their nose, people.

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Khall Khall 9 months ago

The worse it pays, the harder you work and the worse they treat you. Respect for fast food workers. Get out if you can, if you can't...hate keeps you warm, I guess.

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Danielle Windecker 9 months ago

An honest day's pay is an honest day's pay. There's no shame in it, and many people don't realize what hard work it actually is. So to those of you who make my latte or my cheeky cheeseburger - thank you. Also, there are lazy people who play on their phones all day in virtually any profession.

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SpaceFrog 9 months ago

I worked in food service at an older age because I wanted to try it out and I didn't have a lot of options when moving around a lot with my husband. One of the best and most fulfilling jobs ever and I wish I could do it again.

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Panda Bear 9 months ago

Imagine if everyone stopped doing jobs that stuck up people didn’t consider real jobs. The country would collapse.

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Pyla 9 months ago

I never understand the classism involved in looking down on hard working people.

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DarkViolet 9 months ago

Being in between jobs, I worked at McDonald's for two years. Sure, I dealt with entitled customers and working the drive-thru (rain or shine, ugh!), but it DID cover my bills until I found what I thought was better (a story for another day). I was fortunate in the fact that it was Monday thru Friday, day-time hours; no nights or weekends. I couldn't do a job like that now, but for what it's worth, it sufficed.

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Suby 9 months ago

I admire people who work in fast food, especially those who are older. I don't think I'd have the stamina or patience anymore to do it all day long.

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A. Starhawk Hunt 9 months ago (edited)

Hey, OP, sure riled me up! You set off my rantest rant! Call center agent. I NEEDED THAT!

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A. Starhawk Hunt 9 months ago (edited)

BTW, I ask, what constitutes a “REAL JOB”? You there at Mickey D’s to buy a (comparatively) cheap latte and sneer at the lazy employees? Well if those “LAZY PEOPLE “ weren’t there, who would make your BLOODY LATTE! Is the SERVER in that fancy restaurant you took your date to hoping to get laid a LAZY PERSON? You know, the one where the wine was in the hundreds a bottle, and you tipped your SERVER 1%? The person who’s hourly wage is legally allowed to be as low as owners want it to be, like HALF THE MINIMUM WAGE ?I have spent my life in customer service, fast food, retail, call centers, because I like people and handle them well , mostly But, fast food is a nightmare. In the last one, I was made to stand inside the vent hood to clean it. Hot and GREASY.!! Desperate for money. 30 years in retail ended when I was held up at gunpoint by my own employee, whom I recommended be hired. Call center? Cursing, obscene calls, angry folks, right & wrong. YOU TRY IT!

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A. Starhawk Hunt 9 months ago (edited)

Incidentally, in retail, I sold shoes, found a source to learn great things from. Being, I guess, different somehow, I enjoyed it. It had many moments I’ll never forget. I worked in national airports, including Dulles on 9/11. I saw the Concord fly. I met Civil Rights Martyr Medger Evers wife, Myrlie Evers. I saw the killer get justice 30 years after the crime. I got Bill Clinton’s autograph when he did the one thing that ever impressed me about him, which was flying into Dulles commercial a few days after 9/11, to prove it was safe. I saw the Space Shuttle piggyback in for the new Smithsonian museum, now an old and well known one. I know I’m the only one who could have kept a straight face when a young man’s, um, yeah fell out his shorts.🤣. And no, he did NOT intend to. It would hard to explain, but no. I loved my jobs. (NOT FOOD, it’s he77.). However, please remember I sold SHOES. But, I’ll never forget the lady who had amputated her pinky toes, so she could more comfortably wear pointy shoes, And, I will NEVER forget the lady with maggots on her feet. Most of those people in those jobs hate it. But, it’s all there is for them.

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MaxMi 9 months ago (edited)

A few videos emerged among there’s a real fentanyl problem just about everywhere, it tends to be abused inside fastfoods back offices (kitchens, low wage workers, etc.) like it’s in the back nobody will care. Several reports in comments of those videos dealers come righ away in the back to sell their sh1t having secured clients. To the extent you see people nodding of every age behind counters or while serving you something.

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Scott Rackley 9 months ago

Do what you want, but if you want more pay, fast food is not where you're going to make it.

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SDLT010 9 months ago

This is my plan until my nonexistent YouTube channel makes me enough money

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MaxMi 9 months ago

A girl in italy just topped 7 figures showing how to put covers on phones in her titktoks. It took her 1 yr. Another dude just set up a "how to" site with almost everything IT oriented, but easy things like syncronize your account across same browsers on different devices, small little thing, also topped 7 figures, took him more tough, and sure many comes from ads on said site. It’s the idea that is important and none of them ideas where "how to top 7 figures incomes". Also is spreading across europe a number of wannabe influencers that do disruptive things to people or things for the views, all facing 1/2 figures years of jail, hospital stays included in a few cases

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Sunny Day 9 months ago

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Laura Annsmith 9 months ago

Sunny Day, says who? You? Who are you to gatekeep? Your garbage broken record comment is exactly what is wrong today, people like you trying to feel superior disrespecting people who do work in the service industry, gross, do better!!

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Janitor here. We aren't lazy people who just sit around and drink coffee.

All buildings require a hefty amount of maintenance and most commercial buildings would be unusable in less than a month without a team of janitors and sanitisers.

We are constantly on our feet and there's always something that needs fixing, so even on a quiet day, I walk around 30k steps.

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Television and film portray some professions in a more positive light, and others are portrayed more negatively. Sales-related professions usually have it the worst. Think Wolf of Wall Street, where the characters are money-grabbing, coked-out, and ruthless anti-heroes. On the other side of the spectrum, there's The Office, where salespeople are often incompetent and spend their workday pranking each other.

Architects and engineers are the most positively portrayed professions in film and television. A member of the profession, Andrew Hawkins, writes that the media usually portrays them as "mentally unstable to comical to starving artists." He takes Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother as a good example of an architect in the starting stages of their career.

"I think that some of Ted's personality traits are similar to architects in the real [world]; sometimes pretentious, a stickler for semantics, full of random information, and small amounts of obsessiveness; all character traits I see all the time in myself and my colleagues."

30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals I’m a librarian, and no I don’t shelve books all day. Those are pages (actual name) and I am so grateful to them for all the work they do. No I do not read books all day. I actually don’t get to read very often at all. If you apply to work at a library, a phrase like “I love to read books” is a red flag because you’ve not given any thought to actual library operations. I also rarely check books in and out, those are circulation clerks and they are badasses. Librarians do handle book purchasing, programming, and outreach; and what they do in those areas varies a lot based on their local situation. I’m an academic librarian. I work in a university and publish research, teach classes, program software, among other things.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals That Geology is just sbout rocks. Its also about Paleontology, Paleoclimatology, Earth history, how life began, how our planet became what it is today, volcanoes, earthquakes, Geophysics, mining, engineering and more, its a great career sector and generally well paid.

Y-Crwydryn , NPS Natural Resources Report

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Computer programmer (software engineer). Just because I write software doesn't mean I can necessarily troubleshoot your hardware when it doesn't work.

RandomGrotnik , Christina Morillo Report

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Researchers at the Southern University of California analyzed data from 70 years of media subtitles and film in the UK and the US. They found that manual labor and military occupations were mentioned a lot less over the years.

The professions that get the most attention nowadays are STEM, arts, sports, and careers in entertainment. This correlates directly with what professions are popular at the moment.

They also found that there were more negative sentiments in the media towards lawyers, police, and doctors as the years went by. At the same time, TV shows and movies stopped lumping doctors and nurses into a monolith.

There are increasingly more mentions of specialized medical professions: cardiologists, gynecologists, and neurologists. On the other hand, attitudes towards astronauts, detectives, therapists, musicians, singers, and engineers became more positive.

30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Bass players are failed guitarists.

Most of us can play guitar too. We just prefer bass.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals a few for airline pilots

We probably don’t have a “route” per se. We fly a type of plane and we bid for “trips” each month which depending on the plane you’re currently flying could vary enormously.
If you’re senior enough you could bid a “route” let’s say weekday Miami to New York and back 10 times a month and that’s all you choose to do.

The Plane flies itself. This one isn’t really true. The autopilot is a tool to reduce workload but we still have to “tell” the plane what to do and understand the rules around when, why, and how to do it.

dave256hali , TRAVEL BLOG Report

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals That all teachers are unhappy and underpaid. I am underpaid, but I am not unhappy. I love my job.

Xmvsqz , Max Fischer Report

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals I am a phlebotomist (I draw blood) surprisingly I do have feelings so when you get mad at me for doing my job and hit/kick/spit/scream at me I get upset. Now if you cry during a blood draw I'm not going to judge you needles are freaky. Just don't take your bad hospital breakfast out on me.

Myles_away_from_you , Los Muertos Crew Report

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Firefighter/paramedic of 24 years. The vast, vast majority of calls aren't for emergencies. Far from it. It's almost all low acuity medical calls to nursing homes, people who don't want to wait to visit their primary physician, people who absolutely *refuse* to take care of themselves, people who want/demand for us to help them but won't lift a finger to help themselves.

Don't get me wrong, we respond to plenty of true emergencies and there are definitely people out there who are appreciative and doing the right thing when it comes to taking care of themselves.

However, for every one, actual, emergency there is *at least* one 400lb type 2 diabetic on the third floor apartment who hurt their knee two weeks ago and now suddenly during a snowstorm they want us to take them to the hospital because they ran out of hydrocodone and never followed up with Ortho like they were supposed to.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Work travel is not glamourous. It's oftentimes stressful with airport b******t, delays, etc. In most cases, work travel means doing your same job (or perhaps a more stressful part of your job) while jetlagged and exhausted in a new environment.

Can it be fun? Yes.

Is it a touristy, sightseeing trip? No.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals As a person that used to work in retail I can say we do not have that popular must have out of stock item squirrelled away in the back storage and hidden to sell to our friends or ourselves at a later time.

Inventory is all controlled and monitored via computer systems these days. Management would have a mental fit if our inventory system showed that we had stock of an item and can't account for it.

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When you ask us to check in the back. I used to take a small break because I know how our inventory system works and there's no sense for me to make an effort to look for something that I know we don't have instock.

Alpha_Ryvius , Ksenia Chernaya Report

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals I don’t know why customers continue to think the manager is going to side with them. All they are going to do is say the same thing I’ve been saying for the past 10 minutes.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals If you send your food back to a kitchen, nobody spits on it. We may laugh because we made it exactly the way it appeared on the ticket, but we'll fix it because that's our job.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Agriculture: we aren’t destroying the planet with pesticides, we are trying to make more food on the same amount of land to keep up with the global population ever increasing

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Medical lab/research techs don’t hold erlenmeyer flasks filled with brightly colored liquids up above their heads to gaze at them with light filtering through. Even in the fields where your role requires you to inspect the opacity of a sample or reagent, that is an idiot move. But it’s like the standard for stock photos and tv/movie extras

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Fine artists are not troubled, antisocial, weird, angry, and can actually be pleasant to be around. Most of us just like to paint.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Mail carrier. We don't decide whether or not we're going to deliver your check that day, we just deliver whatever the machines and clerks give to us.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Most lawyers spend a tiny fraction of their work time in court and many lawyers never go to court.

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Counselling. We can’t fix everyone. You can’t force someone into counselling. It doesn’t matter how much relatives want someone to do it (eg a wife forces a husband or mother forces a child to go) unless they want to, there is nothing we can do. They need to be willing to engage. Even then it’s not a fix all, for example with bereavement you won’t stop being sad, we just give you tools to learn to carry on with your new normal.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals I'm in mental healthcare...so...*gestures to everything*

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Scientist who does animal testing. We can’t just do experiments that we want to. We have to get ethical approval for it first and then report back to the ethics committee every year. Violating animal ethics will get you placed in prison.

Journals that we publish in (because we MUST publish) will reject your paper if they suspect ethics violations.

People doing the experiments don’t enjoy hurting animals and there are no meta-studies assessing the impact of conducting animal studies on mental well-being.

Most of the studies I’ve seen in the lab I’m at and others I’ve worked in are very necessary research. Addiction studies, sleep studies, pain studies, Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s studies. You’re not going to get better drugs and surgeries without it being successfully performed in animals first. And no, cell studies and computer models are nowhere good enough to replace all animal studies.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals That office people just chat and drink coffee all day, whereas for some office jobs it might be true its definitely not true for mine.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals As an automotive mechanic I'd really like it if people didn't try to lowball me on literally everything and accuse me of being a swindler with zero proof. In my experience most actual scumbag mechanics are actually very charismatic and friendly and lull people into a false sense of trust. Mechanics get all sorts of accusations hurled their way and there is rarely any actual basis for it since the average customer can't tell good work from bad.

I worked at a dealership where the parts markup was less than 10% and we undercharged customers constantly. We were still accused of being scalpers, or at least too expensive for no reason, with the usual reasoning being that our officially licensed dealership was not as cheap as a private shop ran by a 27 year old guy who opened it after apprenticing for 3 years and dealt in stolen parts.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Design engineers don't engineer things to fail. They engineer things to last a minimum lifespan for a minimum cost. Sometimes we do that job well enough to convince you that it failed on purpose, but the reality is that a failed product will *never* make us look successful at our job.

Also, yes. We could have given you a much better product. It just would have cost more than you would be willing to pay.

Revenge_of_the_Khaki , ThisIsEngineering Report

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#27

30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals All water whether it be toilet water, dishwater, shower water etc. goes to the same place. Doesn’t matter what it’s used for, it all goes to the sewer.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Most American opera singers aren’t really that fancy. Most grew up middle class. The biggest fakes in our industry are Joyce di Donato and Thomas Hampson. They grew up in the Midwest. They use fake accents and are horrible at trying to give masterclasses. It’s incredibly common in American voice from the collegiate level to the big leagues. You’ll be talking to a professor with a chic British accent, then discover they were born and raised in Bayonne, New Jersey and have never gone to the UK. Tons of fakes and scammers.

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Already, I’ll bite. I’m former Air Force Intel, 14NX. Laser guided bombs and bombs of any type are not pinpoint accurate. There will always be some sort of deviation whether it be 200 feet or 1500. Even dumb bombs are not accurate with the on-board bomb calculator that most bombers have.

Pilots are f*****g tiny. I could have qualified to be a fighter pilot because I’m 5’ 9”. Pilots are also some of the biggest nerds out there since you need to be an officer to fly and all officers have some sort of college degree; even those going into OTC.

Military grade quality advertisements are not what you think. Military grade means made by the cheapest bidder and low quality. The quality is only good enough to be picked up by a 18 year old kid and not break.

Humvees suuuuuuuuuck. The AC barely works, it leaks more than a geriatric alcoholic with a badder infection, and the armor is non-existant.

Most of us don’t fly. My line of work was talking to English speaking locals and drawing up maps for soldiers in the field to use. (Lots of villages that have “disappeared.”)

The Middle East isn’t all deserts. There’s actually a lot of farms and a number of (somewhat) friendly people. One of our translators was actually a guy from north Lebanon who played a lot of video games. He was a big fan of Fallout.

T-55 is a better tank than the M60’s we still had in service. Not because of their features or gun or armor; M60 is superior there, but the T-55 was most likely to start up and work first try every try.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals I'm an electrician and it's not only a pliers and a screwdriver we use all day.

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Pharmacy technicians do more than count pills and put a label on it.

We do a lot of work with your insurance company too on the retail side. I work at hospital where I make IVs for the OR. I basically am a chemist in that regard. And I'm supposed to be able to do it under the pressure of patient crashing and about to die.

If you don't know how IVs are made. In many cases I'm given a powder form of a drug and I have to add a diluent to it. It could be NS, sterile water, D5, albumin, etc. And then I have to manipulate the drug to get it into a liquid form. Sometimes the drug creates a lot of heat or sometimes a lot of negative or positive pressure and I have to be able to get it out of the vial. Often times under a lot of pressure to get it done as fast as possible.

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#32

30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals not my profession but my workplace. i work in a library and no i don't tell people to be quiet.

edit. for my second job. as an light director i don't choose the songs the DJ play

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#33

That you get to help people (mental healthcare).

Make no mistake; you can't help anyone. They have to choose to want help. More often than not they don't want help but are there because they have to be.

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Freelance writer/editor here, but I'm here to talk about freelancing in general.

All those stock images of being on a beach with a laptop while sipping coconuts are so stupid. How? For starters, it would be risky exposing your only way to earn money to sand, salt water, and the occasional theft.

And when we want to sit by the beach, the last thing we want is to bring work with us. I literally do not know anyone in my 9 years of doing this who willingly sunbathes with a laptop. What would the tan lines look like?!

What if you want to go for a swim? Do you just *leave* your stuff and trust that nothing bad happens to your only connection to money in a country where English isn't well-spoken?

Not to mention blue-screening/forced shutdowns thanks to overheating.

When you ask a freelancer the best place to work, it's almost always in our airconditioned hotel rooms or rentals, on top of our bed in our undies.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals Not every guy working in IT is a socially awkward a*****e. A lot of us are fun to be around and have had teh sex many times. Also we dont have the answer for everything in our brain, we Google a lot of s**t

EDIT: or girl

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals That professors don't know anything about the world outside their specific area of expertise. It's just a lame stereotype that people came up with to try to feel superior to people who are more educated than them. You might be shocked to hear this but most professors are generally no different than people in any other profession. We have social lives, family lives, hobbies and interests that have nothing to do with our areas of expertise, we read the news, follow current events, pay bills and taxes, deal with the same a******s everyone else does (like the kind who think an entire profession can be dismissed with a childish stereotype) and basically deal with all the same b******t everyone else deals with. It's the kind of thing that shouldn't shock anyone except those too stupid to see the world in anything other than the most simplistic black and white terms.

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Pediatrics: we don’t get any money from pharmaceutical companies. Don’t even get the fancy dinners that some subspecialties get. Pharm companies don’t care about us because we don’t use expensive/new drugs (heme/oncology being the exception but I’m pretty sure they don’t get fancy dinners either)

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#38

That a military contractor = Mercenary.

I fix cars lol

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals HR Manager.

I’m not out to get you or fire you. I do not have the ability to fire you out of nowhere. I’m just here to file the paperwork and to keep the company from doing illegal s**t.

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#40

I work in electric utilities

The big thing I wish people knew? **Electric utilities don’t make money by selling power, they make money by building new stuff.** Electric rates are set through a regulated process, and the utility is only allowed to charge enough to make a regulated amount of profit (usually around 10%) based on the capital investments they made that year. There is ZERO incentive for a utility to be against energy efficiency, they actually would love to install as much new stuff as they can justify to their commission.

Also just because I work in utilities does not mean I can make them get your power back any faster or make the trucks come less often or make the trees magically not grow into the lines

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30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘It Doesn’t Work Like That’ Stories, Told By Professionals That hemp products don’t work the same as normal THC products. They do. Due to the laws interpretation (they are aggressively trying to change it) real cannabis is now being sold in smoke shops and [online](https://thca.co) across the country as HIGH THCA flower and edibles contain the same if not more thc than in licensed dispensaries.

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#42

I sell guns at a gun store in the US.

1) there is no such thing as a “gun show loophole” for dealers. If we sell a gun at a gun show, we must run a background check.

2) there is no “boyfriend loophole.” That’s just a straw purchase and it’s already illegal.

3) A small gun is terrible for self defense and is hard to shoot accurately and safely. Rifles are a better option and are generally less likely to over penetrate walls.

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Hi there, fellow pandas! As a person (over)educated both in social sciences and literature, I'm most interested in how we connect and behave online (and sometimes in real life too.) The human experience is weird, so I try my best to put its peculiarities in writing. As a person who grew up chronically online, I now try to marry two sides of myself: the one who knows too much about MySpace, and the one who can't settle and needs to see every corner of the world.

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L.V 9 months ago

Bank: no we're not all rolling in money, you'd have to be quite high in the hierarchy. Most of the workforce earns an average salary.

9points

madbakes 9 months ago

Also, we're not trying to scam you. For the most part, we can offer solutions to problems you didn't know you could fix. There are some shady people, but most of us want to do right by you. We also hate overdraft fees.

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Disgruntled Pelican 9 months ago

Correct. And surprisingly, just because we work at a bank, it does not mean that every single person is counting money all day.

1point

Joshua Selbitschka 9 months ago

Or just because we work with money, it doesn't mean we're all qualified to give financial advice on every topic.

0points

Anonymous Anomaly 9 months ago

Veterinary technician: we too are underpaid (so are the doctors), we don't play with puppies and kittens all day. In specialty medicine (emergency, internal medicine, oncology, or my department surgery, we work a lot of overtime, and emotionally depleted, lacking sleep, hungry, on our feet moving 13+hr days. We get every type of bodily fluid on us. Our patients are scared and often want to hurt us, the practices do t charge high prices because any of us are pocketing that money. We're yelled at by angry clients because they didn't purchase pet health insurance and want to pay less or none, therefore we must not care about animals(?) We talk to clients, pull blood or other samples, run the lab work, answer phones, clean the hospital, monitor and treat patients, carry out Dr orders, paperwork, billing, prep work, fill medications, do complex calculations etc. (In human medicine practically all of those tasks are delt to different, specific job titles).

8points

Bored something 9 months ago

Thank you for caring for our beloved furred, feathered, scaly or other family.

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Silre 9 months ago

Welfare caseworker here! My clients are not lazy and just sitting around collecting a check and having babies. The majority work! Some of them work more than one job. These are human beings who need a little help! Oh, and people are not immigrating to the United States and immediately getting food stamps. You have to be in the country legally for 5 years to be eligible. Maybe have a little empathy, someday you may be on the other side of my desk.

8points

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him) 9 months ago

Dog walker. It’s not, “Oh, fun! You get to play with dogs all day.” Many of my dogs have behavioral problems. F will lift his leg and pee literally anywhere if I don’t watch him like a hawk, and wants to murder other dogs. J hates going outside in anything other than perfect weather, and hides behind furniture to avoid going out. He wants to murder skateboards, motorcycles and scooters. B weighs a hundred pounds and pulls really f*cking hard the whole time. E will eat any food or garbage he can find on the street, but has a sensitive stomach, and in a busy downtown food and garbage everywhere. I keep an eye on their health and their behavior, and have spotted many health problems early in, including cancer.Also, I pick up piles of dog poop somewhere between 3000 and 4000 times a year.

5points

Alina Rainer 9 months ago

emergency care doctor: to 85% we can't solve your health problems in the emergency departement. If you come with sudden knee pain or a cold, chances are HIGH that you leave with the same pain/cold but with a sheet and prescription in your hand. also emergency departements are not staffed with specialists. It's the place where 3-8 young doctors are left to manage the crowd with one senior doctor. With your non emergency problem, you need an appointment in an specialised departement. And doctors also only work with their hands and medication, we cannot snip our fingers and. your contusion/disc prolaps/insect bite (!!) are magically gone. Crowds come to the hospital with this exact expectations.

4points

Admiralu 9 months ago

Once had 3 trips to the ER for my late mother who had Cardiomyopathy. Doc kept sending her home and I kept requesting that they admit her. They finally had to admit on the 3rd trip. Her Cardiologist was not happy about her being sent home repeatedly.

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D. Pitbull 9 months ago

Voice Actor (or anyone in 'front' part of the entertainment industry)- the only ones you really 'hear' from are those who DID get the lucky break/right-place-right-time... that's, like.. 1% OF the 1% who 'make it' - it's a very skewed and inaccurate view of what MOST will end up doing. By the way, for me, by "make it" I just mean, an amount I can live off of without being homeless.

3points

Admiralu 9 months ago

Voice actors are talented folks. Some of my favorite narrators are voice actors, notably the brilliant Marc Thompson.

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Trisec Tebeakesse 9 months ago

Bus driver. Simple profession, right? But everybody without exception, whenever they set foot on my bus, their IQ plummets on the order of 90%. It doesn't matter if it's tourists, transit, or charters - why does getting onto a bus turn you into an idiot?

3points

Bored something 9 months ago

I like my bus drivers. Most of them know me on site and automatically put my fare in before I even get as far as "Hi, how are you?" No, I'm not stopping for a chat, just being friendly and it is a quiet route. I always thank them and my kids do too.

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Little Wonder 9 months ago

Moderator/Social media. If you complain on a FB page or twitter and the company asks you to direct message them, they're not trying to "hide" the issue or complaint, they'll probably need your personal information to investigate the complaint and they don't want you posting your phone number or whatever on their public page, for YOUR safety.

3points

Show Thyself 9 months ago

Call Center - when you call us, we're the first instance (level1) of many. We aren't experts for all possible issues, we can't push something b/c it's really important (there are other customers with equally important issues). We have teams for specific parts which can only be contacted through tickets. We really can do less than you might think but try to make the most of it. Yes, the waiting line is horrible - try to be patient, the one you're talking to want to assist by crosschecking/asking more experienced colleagues/track back comments etc. This agent is crashing their daily goals for you. (Eg: our average Handling time is 8min - meaning: at eod we should've treated every customer within 8min, including documentation.) Funnily enough, almost all issues can be solved by just reading your bill/contract completely or make use of the FAQs

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Kaedyn Walsh 9 months ago

When I have a problem or something is making me furious and I need help, the FIRST thing I say or type is, "I'm NOT angry at you, I promise. I'm angry at the problem I'm having." and at the end of the help, if it's fixed or not, I make sure I say/type, "thank you so much. I appreciate you and I hope the rest of your day brings you kind customers." I sure hope it helps. I'm sure they get 90% of the ppl taking their anger out on the helpdesk workers :(

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JustinTime 9 months ago

The politicians are noticeably absent from this post.

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Danish Susanne 9 months ago

I think a lot of these misconceptions stems from the fact, that the jobs you don't have to do yourself seems easy to do compared to what you are doing.

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L.V 9 months ago

Bank: no we're not all rolling in money, you'd have to be quite high in the hierarchy. Most of the workforce earns an average salary.

9points

madbakes 9 months ago

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Disgruntled Pelican 9 months ago

Correct. And surprisingly, just because we work at a bank, it does not mean that every single person is counting money all day.

1point

Joshua Selbitschka 9 months ago

Or just because we work with money, it doesn't mean we're all qualified to give financial advice on every topic.

0points

Anonymous Anomaly 9 months ago

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Bored something 9 months ago

Thank you for caring for our beloved furred, feathered, scaly or other family.

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Silre 9 months ago

8points

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him) 9 months ago

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Alina Rainer 9 months ago

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Admiralu 9 months ago

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D. Pitbull 9 months ago

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Admiralu 9 months ago

Voice actors are talented folks. Some of my favorite narrators are voice actors, notably the brilliant Marc Thompson.

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Trisec Tebeakesse 9 months ago

3points

Bored something 9 months ago

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Little Wonder 9 months ago

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Show Thyself 9 months ago

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Kaedyn Walsh 9 months ago

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JustinTime 9 months ago

The politicians are noticeably absent from this post.

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Danish Susanne 9 months ago

I think a lot of these misconceptions stems from the fact, that the jobs you don't have to do yourself seems easy to do compared to what you are doing.

0points