I am the 16 of 17 grandchildren on my father’s side and the 3rd of 5 grandkids on my mom’s side. I only have one uncle and had 5 aunts combined on both sides of my family. I ask you where did all of these cousins come from?

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    Gay aunts/adoption, or the uncle has a LOT of explaining to do.

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    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.
    Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
    wird umschwärmt Erika,
    denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
    zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.

    In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
    und das heißt: Erika.
    Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
    und mein Glück, Erika.
    Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
    singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.

    In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.
    Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
    schaut's mich an, Erika.
    Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
    "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
    In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
    und das heißt: Erika.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering it means: A little flower blooms on the heath and that means Erika. Hot from a hundred thousand little bees is swarmed with Erika, because her heart is full of sweetness, delicate fragrance emanates from the blossom dress. A little flower blooms on the heath and that means Erika. A little girl lives at home and that means Erika. This girl is my faithful darling and my luck, Erika. When the heather blooms red-purple, I sing this song to greet her. A little flower blooms on the heath and that means Erika. In my little room there is also a little flower and that means Erika. Already at dawn and at dusk Look at me, Erika. And then it seems to me that it speaks loudly: "Are you also thinking of your little bride?" At home a little girl is crying for you and that means Erika.

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    Mexico.

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    The baby factory malfunctioned and babies got shot out million miles per hour to the power of a billion

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