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Online dating is like navigating a minefield without a metal detector. Sure, it's possible to beat it. But the chances of you making it to the other side in one piece are slim.

To illustrate just how chaotic this journey can be, we at Bored Panda decided to take a deep dive into the subreddit r/Bumble.

As you probably can guess, its members share content that comes from the app of the same name. Good and bad. Some hit it off with a complete stranger in just a few messages while others click 'Unmatch' even faster.

Continue scrolling to check out some of the most surprising posts we found on the subreddit!

A dating app’s success arguably hinges more on its cultural presence than its underlying technology, and nothing took over the culture like Tinder, however, your own personal background, like your gender, also greatly colors your online dating experience. So, if you're a woman, Bumble may be the superior option for you.

I mean, there will always be guys who message them using some kind of sexually explicit language that they think is hilarious and will 100% get them laid, but the clear difference between Bumble and the before-mentioned Tinder is that women must send the first message within 24 hours of matching. This is to minimize those creepy messages from dudes and allow the ladies to come up with fun pickup lines.

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That’s How Ya Do It Folks

That’s How Ya Do It Folks

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Dippin Dot
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people tell me they like my name… “thanks. My parents gave it to me.”

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For our earlier publication on awesome Tinder profiles, dating coach Hayley Quinn said that being unique is highly important in the world of online dating.

"With so much choice it's too easy for people to become banner blind and not realize what an amazing option you are," she said. "In terms of quick fixes make sure your profile is a cliche free zone ('looking for my partner in crime...') and that you always state things specifically rather than generally."

"For example, saying, 'I like to travel,' is nowhere near as attention-grabbing as, 'already googling my first post lockdown trip to Thailand. (Sidenote: do you like Thai food?)' Finally, ensure you write your profiles in a way that's conversational and informal: a fun hack to help you with this is to dictate your profile first, to get more of your personality into it."

#6

I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right

I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right

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#7

Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After - Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates

Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After - Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates

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LuckyL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds so sweet - hope it worked out!! (and also, it's great to read nice exchanges in between the rest)

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#8

Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol

Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol

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Of course, nobody is safe here from running into a weirdo, but that shouldn't discourage you from swiping.

With so many dating websites and apps out there, it has become normal to use them for meeting someone new—there are about 40 million Americans who do so. And even though eHarmony claims that 27% of young adults are using online dating sites (which is up 10% from 2013), new findings suggest it's neither better nor worse than getting to know a person in real life. At least in terms of success rate.

One study, published in the journal Psychological Science, claims it's actually impossible to figure out whether or not people who have the same values and character traits will fall in love. "Attraction for a particular person may be difficult or impossible to predict before two people have actually met," Samantha Joel, a University of Utah psychology professor and lead author, said in a press release.

"A relationship is more than the sum of its parts. There is a shared experience that happens when you meet someone that can’t be predicted beforehand," Joel said

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So who cares if it happens on Bumble or Tinder?

#9

This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me

This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me

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#11

Fastest Relationship To Date

Fastest Relationship To Date

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Jaekry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the comeback is equally funny (or not, hence the equally) and they go: ow help!

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#12

This Belongs Here Too

This Belongs Here Too

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#15

2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand

2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand

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Bruce Robb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First! Actually Juliet killed herself with a knife or dagger, not a sword. I know. Pedantic. What can I say?

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#16

She Still Hasn’t Responded

She Still Hasn’t Responded

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A B C
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, absolutely love it. This kind of "anti-humour" is my kind of humour :D

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#17

I Think I’ve Peaked

I Think I’ve Peaked

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#18

Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst

Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst

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#20

Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!

Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure how this conversation went from 0 to 100 with both people still on the ride.

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#21

I Don't Think I'm Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?

I Don't Think I'm Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?

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A B C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure this lovely person on the left will cry for equality as soon as it benefits them. I f*cking hate bigotry.

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#22

Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad

Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad

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#23

It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message

It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message

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A B C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I have a severe allergy towards antivaxxers. Can't be in the same room with them or I'll get mad.

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#25

It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena

It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kena has some bomb eyeliner skills many girls would be jealous of.

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#27

I'm 5'4" Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance

I'm 5'4" Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance

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#28

Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best

Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never understood the unwillingness or inability to engage in some kind of conversation when you are matching with someone.

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#29

The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty

The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty

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#30

This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me

This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me

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Cyd Charisse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a roast, that's an analysis. A roast is supposed to be funny, but she just tore him down :-/

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#32

I’m Sure That’s What He Meant

I’m Sure That’s What He Meant

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#33

May You Have Much Fortune In The Future

May You Have Much Fortune In The Future

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#34

I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun

I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun

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#36

He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It

He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It

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ToasterBoy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I immediately sent this joke to my gf. I might be single now...

JASH80
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you are then it's a good thing, don't want to be spending the rest of your life with someone who doesn't appreciate a good dad joke ;-)

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#39

Got Unmatched

Got Unmatched

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YinzerGhost
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha this is amazing. I love the "I'll fill this out later" b******t too.

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#40

Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter

Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter

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May
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I was like - ew he claims to have dated a child, but then I looked it up and Kate Winslet's daughter is now 21. I feel old.

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#44

Didn't Expect This Response

Didn't Expect This Response

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#46

How Have You Made It This Far?

How Have You Made It This Far?

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S.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a real feature on the app or just a tradition? What happens if two guys match with each other? What if you don't identify as male or female?

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#48

I'm Gonna Say He's Had A Rough Time On Here

I'm Gonna Say He's Had A Rough Time On Here

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#49

Two Days Back On Bumble And I’ve Deleted This S**t Already

Two Days Back On Bumble And I’ve Deleted This S**t Already

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#50

Netflix And Chill Is So Last Season. Taking It To A Whole ‘Nother Level

Netflix And Chill Is So Last Season. Taking It To A Whole ‘Nother Level

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#52

I Appreciate These Much More Than Some Women May Think

I Appreciate These Much More Than Some Women May Think

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#53

I Used To Ghost People, But Now I’m Taking The Much Better Approach When I’m Not Interested In Someone

I Used To Ghost People, But Now I’m Taking The Much Better Approach When I’m Not Interested In Someone

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#54

I Wish I Was This Good At Conversations

I Wish I Was This Good At Conversations

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#56

Not Sure I'm Going To Get A Response, To Be Honest

Not Sure I'm Going To Get A Response, To Be Honest

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#57

He Knows What He Wants

He Knows What He Wants

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A B C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not an "interesting bumble conversation", it's a crappy meme that was old before "memes" even existed.

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#58

So The “Say Hello!” Button Is Not Reliable Guys. Needless To Say, He Didn’t Reply

So The “Say Hello!” Button Is Not Reliable Guys. Needless To Say, He Didn’t Reply

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#60

Hey

Hey

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#62

Saw This While Scrolling And It Gave Me A Bit Of An Existential Crisis

Saw This While Scrolling And It Gave Me A Bit Of An Existential Crisis

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#63

Drinking Is Really Important To Some People

Drinking Is Really Important To Some People

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Inclusion2020
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The grey person is so weird. There are tons of reasons why people might not drink. I don’t drink bc of autoimmune issues. And for the same reason, drinking makes me feel terrible for days.

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#64

This Happened Yesterday And Got Me Thinking: Do You Guys Not Usually Get Compliments?

This Happened Yesterday And Got Me Thinking: Do You Guys Not Usually Get Compliments?

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YinzerGhost
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's suuuuuper rare, and very appreciated, as you can see from the above exchange.

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#66

Told My Friend To Try Bumble For The First Time And She Sends Me This Later

Told My Friend To Try Bumble For The First Time And She Sends Me This Later

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#67

He Then Proceeded To Unmatch Me. I’m Not Meant For The Streets

He Then Proceeded To Unmatch Me. I’m Not Meant For The Streets

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#68

Found This Gem And Had To Share It

Found This Gem And Had To Share It

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ThEboRedEsTpANdA
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh too much. Also, I feel confused why the sensitive bástards/bítches at BP censorship didn't censor whore (terrible grammar ik. I used the alt gr button so the swears didn't look like swears b/c accents)

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#70

Bumble Has Got To Chill On The Savagery

Bumble Has Got To Chill On The Savagery

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#71

The Stakes Were High

The Stakes Were High

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#72

Hey, I’m Looking For Syndey

Hey, I’m Looking For Syndey

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to guess Sydney is the girl in this picture who thinks she is the least attractive girl in this picture.

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#73

Cream Pies

Cream Pies

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#77

I'm Trying Guys, I'm Trying

I'm Trying Guys, I'm Trying

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S.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she isn't aware of knock knock jokes

#78

My Best Work!

My Best Work!

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BingeFest1
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all fairness, what else is he supposed to say? It's a crappy opener and his response is better than just saying Michael or some s**t

#79

Orange You Glad You Didn't Reply!

Orange You Glad You Didn't Reply!

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#80

How Long Before He Unmatches

How Long Before He Unmatches

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greenbean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wonder why people take their time and effort to just be not nice to others.

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#82

I Have To Watch My Vocabulary Now?!

I Have To Watch My Vocabulary Now?!

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RedMarbles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It scares me that so many people seem to think that anyone who uses "fancy words" is trying to insult or be condescending. Not that there aren't people who do that, but in perfectly innocuous cases like this, it's weird. And really scary when an expert is just trying to share expertise but people have a knee-jerk perception that they're being condescending. There's such a distrust of intelligent-sounding people that a lot of people would rather follow plain-speaking leaders who don't know much about anything, except maybe how to manipulate. Hopefully they're not the majority and humanity doesn't follow those more trusted but ignorant plain-speakers right off a metaphorical cliff, but I'm not confident that will be the case. Sorry to get so serious on a silly post but it genuinely freaks me out.

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#83

What It Says vs. What It Means

What It Says vs. What It Means

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've found I can only make matches on apps if I lower my standards!

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#85

From Personal Experience

From Personal Experience

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#86

Man Of Your Dreams

Man Of Your Dreams

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Jaekry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I am? In a place where you feel tiring me already.

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#87

Possibly The Greatest Compliment I’ve Ever Received

Possibly The Greatest Compliment I’ve Ever Received

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#89

Out Here Teaching Women How To Use Bumble

Out Here Teaching Women How To Use Bumble

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#92

His Bio Said, "Ask Me Why I Swiped Right On You And I'll Tell You A Secret"

His Bio Said, "Ask Me Why I Swiped Right On You And I'll Tell You A Secret"

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#93

Gave Me A Chuckle

Gave Me A Chuckle

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Autumn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know man, using a dead animal as a water fountain is pretty f*****g gross to me.

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#94

She's Right, But Did She Have To Call Me Out Like This?

She's Right, But Did She Have To Call Me Out Like This?

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#95

Gee. Thanks For Rubbing It In

Gee. Thanks For Rubbing It In

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What...this is like that hopeful moment you jump over a puddle of water only to step into a pile of dogshit..

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#97

The Most Wholesome Bio

The Most Wholesome Bio

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JASH80
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

unfortunately, most men who have a bio like this are still just looking for someone to take home with, it just sounds nicer when they pretend to be looking for friends. Not trying to be a Debbie Downer, but I've been on this app for a long, long time and that's what it's come down to so far. I've found better friends in the ones that clearly stated they are just looking for something casual

#98

I Should Have Stuck With "Hey"

I Should Have Stuck With "Hey"

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#99

How To Get Unmatched In 2 Seconds — A Message I Received Before I Met My Current BF

How To Get Unmatched In 2 Seconds — A Message I Received Before I Met My Current BF

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#100

I'm 24m, I'm Getting Too Old For This. I Guess I Dodged A Bullet With Her Though

I'm 24m, I'm Getting Too Old For This. I Guess I Dodged A Bullet With Her Though

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Raven DeathShade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, your significant other stops replying to you for about a day, so you decide "welp, he clearly hates me" and go on a dating app? WHERE'S THE ACTUAL COMMITMENT TO YOUR PREESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP?!?

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#102

Schrodinger’s Bio These Days

Schrodinger’s Bio These Days

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Emily Macaluso
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that they use 'you're' the whole time but after GED they write 'your' 10/10

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#103

How Do Women Miss They’re Supposed To Start The Conversation?!?

How Do Women Miss They’re Supposed To Start The Conversation?!?

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#104

No Reply Was Received

No Reply Was Received

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May
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's probably a language thing - not being a native English speaker - but this daddy stuff is so gross to me

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#106

It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes

It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes

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#108

I'm Back In Business, Boys

I'm Back In Business, Boys

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#110

Bumble And Religion A Thing?

Bumble And Religion A Thing?

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#112

She Seems Nice. Also Wants You To Message First

She Seems Nice. Also Wants You To Message First

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#113

You Guys Are Getting Messages!?

You Guys Are Getting Messages!?

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#114

She Sent Me A Survey So I Wouldn’t “Waste [her] Time”

She Sent Me A Survey So I Wouldn’t “Waste [her] Time”

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YinzerGhost
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because dating doesn't already feel like an interview half the time.

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#118

Ma’am, This Is Bumble

Ma’am, This Is Bumble

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JASH80
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, seen one, seen them all, I guess.. tbh I've heard more success stories from people that tried Tinder than any other app (success as in, found a BF/GF)

#119

Women Are Such Hypocrites

Women Are Such Hypocrites

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