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Online dating is like navigating a minefield without a metal detector. Sure, it's possible to beat it. But the chances of you making it to the other side in one piece are slim.

To illustrate just how chaotic this journey can be, we at Bored Panda decided to take a deep dive into the subreddit r/Bumble.

As you probably can guess, its members share content that comes from the app of the same name. Good and bad. Some hit it off with a complete stranger in just a few messages while others click 'Unmatch' even faster.

Continue scrolling to check out some of the most surprising posts we found on the subreddit!

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    A dating app’s success arguably hinges more on its cultural presence than its underlying technology, and nothing took over the culture like Tinder, however, your own personal background, like your gender, also greatly colors your online dating experience. So, if you're a woman, Bumble may be the superior option for you.

    I mean, there will always be guys who message them using some kind of sexually explicit language that they think is hilarious and will 100% get them laid, but the clear difference between Bumble and the before-mentioned Tinder is that women must send the first message within 24 hours of matching. This is to minimize those creepy messages from dudes and allow the ladies to come up with fun pickup lines.

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    #5

    That’s How Ya Do It Folks

    That’s How Ya Do It Folks

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    Dippin Dot
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people tell me they like my name… “thanks. My parents gave it to me.”

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    For our earlier publication on awesome Tinder profiles, dating coach Hayley Quinn said that being unique is highly important in the world of online dating.

    "With so much choice it's too easy for people to become banner blind and not realize what an amazing option you are," she said. "In terms of quick fixes make sure your profile is a cliche free zone ('looking for my partner in crime...') and that you always state things specifically rather than generally."

    "For example, saying, 'I like to travel,' is nowhere near as attention-grabbing as, 'already googling my first post lockdown trip to Thailand. (Sidenote: do you like Thai food?)' Finally, ensure you write your profiles in a way that's conversational and informal: a fun hack to help you with this is to dictate your profile first, to get more of your personality into it."

    #6

    I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right

    I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right

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    #7

    Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After - Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates

    Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After - Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates

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    LuckyL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds so sweet - hope it worked out!! (and also, it's great to read nice exchanges in between the rest)

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    #8

    Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol

    Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol

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    Of course, nobody is safe here from running into a weirdo, but that shouldn't discourage you from swiping.

    With so many dating websites and apps out there, it has become normal to use them for meeting someone new—there are about 40 million Americans who do so. And even though eHarmony claims that 27% of young adults are using online dating sites (which is up 10% from 2013), new findings suggest it's neither better nor worse than getting to know a person in real life. At least in terms of success rate.

    One study, published in the journal Psychological Science, claims it's actually impossible to figure out whether or not people who have the same values and character traits will fall in love. "Attraction for a particular person may be difficult or impossible to predict before two people have actually met," Samantha Joel, a University of Utah psychology professor and lead author, said in a press release.

    "A relationship is more than the sum of its parts. There is a shared experience that happens when you meet someone that can’t be predicted beforehand," Joel said

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    So who cares if it happens on Bumble or Tinder?

    #9

    This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me

    This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me

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    #11

    Fastest Relationship To Date

    Fastest Relationship To Date

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    Jaekry
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the comeback is equally funny (or not, hence the equally) and they go: ow help!

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    #12

    This Belongs Here Too

    This Belongs Here Too

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    #15

    2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand

    2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand

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    Bruce Robb
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First! Actually Juliet killed herself with a knife or dagger, not a sword. I know. Pedantic. What can I say?

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    #16

    She Still Hasn’t Responded

    She Still Hasn’t Responded

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, absolutely love it. This kind of "anti-humour" is my kind of humour :D

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    #17

    I Think I’ve Peaked

    I Think I’ve Peaked

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    #18

    Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst

    Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst

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    #20

    Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!

    Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!

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    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how this conversation went from 0 to 100 with both people still on the ride.

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    #21

    I Don't Think I'm Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?

    I Don't Think I'm Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this lovely person on the left will cry for equality as soon as it benefits them. I f*cking hate bigotry.

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    #22

    Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad

    Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad

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    #23

    It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message

    It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have a severe allergy towards antivaxxers. Can't be in the same room with them or I'll get mad.

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    #25

    It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena

    It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena

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    Jayne Kyra
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kena has some bomb eyeliner skills many girls would be jealous of.

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    #27

    I'm 5'4" Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance

    I'm 5'4" Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance

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    #28

    Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best

    Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best

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    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never understood the unwillingness or inability to engage in some kind of conversation when you are matching with someone.

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    #29

    The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty

    The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty

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    #30

    This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me

    This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me

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    Cyd Charisse
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a roast, that's an analysis. A roast is supposed to be funny, but she just tore him down :-/

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    #32

    I’m Sure That’s What He Meant

    I’m Sure That’s What He Meant

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    #33

    May You Have Much Fortune In The Future

    May You Have Much Fortune In The Future

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    #34

    I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun

    I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun

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    #36

    He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It

    He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It

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    #39

    Got Unmatched

    Got Unmatched

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    YinzerGhost
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha this is amazing. I love the "I'll fill this out later" b******t too.

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    #40

    Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter

    Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like - ew he claims to have dated a child, but then I looked it up and Kate Winslet's daughter is now 21. I feel old.

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    Note: this post originally had 119 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.

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