It was considered dark dystopia just a couple of years ago, now it begins irl, scary and discouraging

Trick or treatment should be the name of every urgent care.

Astroid: "Hold my beer."

sigh...

The history of why Pluto became a planet and Ceres didn't is quite interesting. It's mostly because Pluto was originally calculated to be much bigger. And Ceres was originally calculated to be much smaller. Make Ceres a planet, I say.

When we cross breed bitter orange and citron, make lemonade. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

I felt this 😂

As it should

❤️

Our soft can-opener says she can't tell us apart in the dark. I'm a silver tabby, with an Egyptian face. Audi is a golden tabby with a round face. His stripes are darker and thicker than mine, and he's bigger and taller. My fur is more silky, and my voice is higher. Our soft can-opener is just blind.

Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?

Schloop.

Marsha.., mellow.

If I had as much fur as the left kitty, I'd melt at a much lower temperature too!

Must be 107-114 degrees in there

F**k cages.

Awaaawwww!

Splot and Taut.

My cat is less liquid and more a pile of really stretchy dough that likes to be shaped into a pretzel.

A Fluffoven

Mercury cat is liquid at room temperature

A wild crow in Finland enlisted itself to a dog school. Memorized the schedule, perfect attendance, learned the tricks. Also learned how to open the teacher's backpack and stole the treats. There's even a news story about it.

So many puns in 1 short story. Respect

Ummm, that's not helpful, but thanks.

I can outrun a gummy bear. Those little buggers have never gotten away from me.

Pshh. I can do that too. Now getting back up, that's another story.

WTF. Nooo

I'm gonna start using that

But more relatable.

The photo is of a penguin liberating nesting material.

So how do I make the working conditions better??

I have more empathy for Oppy than for a good half of "humanity"...

When you see a rabbit skeleton and an actual rabbit, you realise our imagination of the dinosaurs could be very, very wrong! 😂

Bubbles!!

That 366th day every 4 years will add up...

Oh, now I get it.

Hair-larious

The Oklahoma Dept of Wildlife logo looks like a lumberjack's face.

The science is “sucky medical conditions notwithstanding, you won’t die if you eat a fücking meat pie from time to time”

Maybe just don't pick up snakes

I never thought I'd say this but I'd very much like to see bat poop now.

Today my physics teacher called him jobless because he did a lot of science

And where are our personal jet packs?

The turtle frog of Australia is equally weird. It lives underground and has no tadpoles, the eggs give birth to small adult frogs. It is frequently mistaken for a baby turtle.

Pretty perfect representation of a 89 degree angle

Neoteny is the retention of juvenile features in the adult animal. Humans are a perfect example.

It's edible. The Kon-Tiki Expedition: By Raft Across the South Seas is a 1948 Thor Heyerdahl lived largely on flying fish that landed on the raft.

Moss fatigue is real

No no, in my experience, lactose intolerant people ignore their intolerence until it's too late.

Science!!!

Only the outer surface is true rock. Just underneath is more like very hot custard.